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I Am Monkey

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Date Signed Up:11/11/2008
Last Login:10/01/2016
Location:Jew York
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#36 - Picture  [+] (1 reply) 05/05/2014 on Yamcha +54
#49 - kaboomz (05/05/2014) [-]
#36 - Picture  [+] (5 replies) 05/05/2014 on tryna sound smart +59
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#86 - tiles (05/05/2014) [-]
I liked both the book and the movie. Hell, I'd still probably enjoy both.
#67 - twi (05/05/2014) [-]
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#58 - burdensomebucket (05/05/2014) [-]
Gonna be honest, did not enjoy that book.
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#79 - naitsabesh (05/05/2014) [-]
I liked it, at least when i read it when i was 12.
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#57 - jcllcj (05/05/2014) [-]
This movie just reminds me that Shia LeBeuof did a rap song
#28 - This one just happened Friday >Always go to Duane Reade…  [+] (7 replies) 05/05/2014 on Typical /b/ twist +78
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#69 - oaaaa (05/05/2014) [-]
10.000 posts
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#62 - theonewhoderps (05/05/2014) [-]
I'm absolutely sure now that I Am Monkey looks like Andrew Garfield.
#59 - comradewinter (05/05/2014) [-]
Did you ditch her because she was ugly and refuse to enter the same store because it would be awkward, or were you just oblivious and afraid of going there because you doofd?
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#58 - namnori (05/05/2014) [-]
Some guy told me I look like spiderman the other day... I'm white and have brown hair so I see the confusion but features-wise we're not overly similar.
#52 - playerdous (05/05/2014) [-]
First thought after reading
#49 - kulamia (05/05/2014) [-]
"Well good luck with that"

HAHAHAHA oh man good for you.
#18 - Picture  [+] (2 replies) 05/05/2014 on Why did they invent... +7
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#41 - manformen (05/05/2014) [-]
why you have spaces in your name? wtf
#39 - sirbrentcoe (05/05/2014) [-]
i enjoy your user name.
#4 - Picture  [+] (1 reply) 05/04/2014 on So close +25
#17 - fuzzysixx (05/04/2014) [-]
Thought you would like
#50 - MFW everyone else is in on these League jokes and I have no **…  [+] (11 replies) 05/04/2014 on Susan 2Stronk +20
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#107 - syntheticdoll (05/04/2014) [-]
This is how I feel when people are talking about sports.
#61 - juter (05/04/2014) [-]
Whenever my IRL friends start talking about this game around me.
#53 - cwilkens (05/04/2014) [-]
Everytime Nasus kills a minion/champion with his Q ability (makes his next auto attack do extra damage) it gains 3 permanent damage. So essentially, all you have to do is keep farming and completely deny any other objectives so that way when you make it into late game, you're a tanky fucking dog that can take out 4/5 of peoples health with 1 Q. Shits fun as fuck yo.
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#141 - popnotes (05/04/2014) [-]
I still have no idea what you're saying but thank you for trying
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#146 - cwilkens (05/04/2014) [-]
I'll do my best then.

Each champion has 4 abilities. It's normally set as Q, W, E, R or you can change them to whatever. Nasus' Q ability incresases the damage of his next auto attack. Just a normal attack. No special effects or anything. However, when he kills any type of living creature it permanently increases the damage by 3. So you start out at 0, kill a minion with it, you're at 3. Then 6, 9, 12, etc. So when the game starts nearing the end your stacks, if you're good, can be upwards of 300 to 1000. And most champions usually have around 2000 health. Nasus can straight up walk to your ADC (the marksmen who is supposed to dish out a dickload of damage but die very quickly) and straight up 2 shot them. Did my best.
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#149 - Inkcatcher (05/04/2014) [-]
Don't forget that when his Q is used to kill a large enemy minion, large neutral minion, or even an enemy champion, it increases by +6 instead of +3. And you explained it pretty well.
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#171 - cwilkens (05/04/2014) [-]
Yeah. Just didn't wanna over complicate it :/
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#185 - Inkcatcher (05/05/2014) [-]
Gotcha
#147 - popnotes (05/04/2014) [-]
I still don't know what an auto attack is
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#148 - cwilkens (05/04/2014) [-]
An auto attack is just a normal attack. Like a melee attack. Punch them, or whack em with your staff.
#52 - anon (05/04/2014) [-]
nasus does what we call "stacking the q"
every minion last hits with his q he gains a stack and his q does more damage the more stacks he has.

so he can be a monster.