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I Am Monkey

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Some Hothead banned me from /tv/ for Baneposting. Of course, getting banned was part of my plan.comment
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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: Walkman
Video Games Played: Battletoads 3D, Mike Tyson's Punch-Out
Date Signed Up:11/11/2008
Last Login:3/29/2015
Location:Jew York
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#71558 - Toss this faggot a ban. He's posting content that links y… 13 hours ago on phanact's profile 0
#12 - This relates so much to this debate that was making my blood b…  [+] (5 new replies) 13 hours ago on Tumblr.webm +55
User avatar #84 - ribocoon (15 minutes ago) [-]
User avatar #46 - tkich (4 hours ago) [-]
>she
>her
User avatar #55 - dehnoobshow (3 hours ago) [-]
She was brought to my attention as female, she will be female in my brain forever.
#52 - anonymous (3 hours ago) [-]
Fuck off. It's saying things like this that give them ammo in the first place, you're not helping a damn thing by being an asshole.
User avatar #78 - infinitereaper (1 hour ago) [-]
Yeah because stating the truth isn't what wins politics.
#21 - Crime is allergic to cold. The crime rate plummets in the wint…  [+] (6 new replies) 13 hours ago on Dem Facts #6 +23
#170 - anonymous (7 minutes ago) [-]
Sorry to tell you this, but Greenland is the cold one. Iceland is the warm one...
#126 - theXsjados (2 hours ago) [-]
Crime rates go down when the heat gets extremely high. Especially rape.
#80 - expeditas (4 hours ago) [-]
I agree, it's too fucking hard to go outside to do crime stuff in the cold.
A book you would love is The Tipping Point by Malcolm Gladwell.
He goes over things like this.

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#124 - blokrokker (2 hours ago) [-]
It may not be related, but it IS adorable.
#129 - expeditas (2 hours ago) [-]
#36 - anonymous (9 hours ago) [-]
That actually makes sense
#13 - I see Descartes and immediately think of "give her the di…  [+] (1 new reply) 13 hours ago on Assorted Internets #15 +26
#18 - afaik (9 hours ago) [-]
René "The Dick" Descartes

Doesn't sound too bad.
#36 - Picture 13 hours ago on Who's the greatest? +58
#11 - Picture 13 hours ago on Lions +17
#11 - Don't worry; falling in the Sarlacc Pit means you get a stand … 13 hours ago on RIP 0
#93 - Cleavage crammed into the screen on twitch to whore for views:…  [+] (2 new replies) 14 hours ago on Game Devs and Disturbed... +51
User avatar #134 - stallwallwriter (7 hours ago) [-]
I'm not saying there aren't conflicting feminist viewpoints, but those actually are different things. One's a woman doing it on her own behalf, another is someone else (I'm going to say *probably* male, I don't know who controls their twitter) presenting their view of a woman's body.
The issue here really isn't whether or not something is sexy - it's whether or not it's a woman deciding to be sexy, or someone else presenting their idea of what sexy should be.

Personally, I don't think this tweet is a big deal at all, but I thought I'd explain the difference between those two things and why some people could be offended.
#116 - tarabostes (9 hours ago) [-]
#32 - The .gif that made me join the Soviet Union  [+] (3 new replies) 14 hours ago on The Gif that made me join... +181
#159 - mrbojingles (1 hour ago) [-]
The GIF that made me waste all of my money on steam ....
User avatar #118 - thenotsobaldeagle (3 hours ago) [-]
didn't notice that was putin til like the 4th time. nice one
User avatar #46 - mattyflash (10 hours ago) [-]
Classic.
#88 - I sat here for 5 minutes trying to come up with a joke about b…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/28/2015 on 10 Amazing Male Cosplays +11
#95 - skeletorexplains (03/28/2015) [-]
Mother fucker's the missing link between African niggers and apes.

I tried.
User avatar #116 - ScottP (03/28/2015) [-]
Ha!

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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#80 - anonymous (08/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
stickied
You are a worthless piece of ****
#249 - admin (03/21/2015) [-]
Hi I! I've eaten 10 grams of rice this week. That's a lot of food for me! I'm ready to mine minerals now!
User avatar #248 - slightly ONLINE (02/27/2015) [-]
now its personal

fite me irl fegot
#243 - hellscythe ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]
happy valentines day darling
User avatar #244 to #243 - I Am Monkey (02/14/2015) [-]
>Happy
>Valentines Day
Pick one
User avatar #241 - istartedthewar (02/11/2015) [-]
ello meme pope
User avatar #240 - jvizzlez (02/06/2015) [-]
your status update made me **** myself for approximately 2 seconds
User avatar #239 - ToothHurty ONLINE (02/01/2015) [-]
You are a beautiful person.
#238 - tiles (01/27/2015) [-]
**tiles used "*roll picture*"**
**tiles rolled image** Nipple clamps
User avatar #237 - bitchitroll (01/27/2015) [-]
nipple clamps
User avatar #236 - redstonealchemist (01/27/2015) [-]
Nipple Clamps.
#235 - superblade (01/17/2015) [-]
Who's being drawing DICKS?
User avatar #234 - gottacatchthemall (01/14/2015) [-]
Kinda sucks with the mod thing :[
User avatar #233 - joaomartins (01/14/2015) [-]
Weren't you a mod ?
User avatar #230 - superblade (01/14/2015) [-]
Do you believe in magic?
User avatar #231 to #230 - I Am Monkey (01/14/2015) [-]
Of course. How else would magnets work?
User avatar #232 to #231 - superblade (01/14/2015) [-]
Also linkara gun
User avatar #228 - kingdufbeer (01/13/2015) [-]
Why aren't you a mod anymore?
User avatar #226 - superblade (01/13/2015) [-]
At least now everyone can see how much blue your name is
#225 - walcorn (01/13/2015) [-]
rip Meme Poop
rip Meme Poop
User avatar #223 - tehbestever (01/13/2015) [-]
welcome to the club
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