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I Am Monkey

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Consoles Owned: Walkman
Video Games Played: Battletoads 3D, Mike Tyson's Punch-Out
Date Signed Up:11/11/2008
Last Login:5/01/2016
Location:Jew York
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#24011
Highest Content Rank:#164
Highest Comment Rank:#2
Content Thumbs: 77911 total,  87110 ,  9199
Comment Thumbs: 316655 total,  332749 ,  16094
Content Level Progress: 25.8% (258/1000)
Level 275 Content: Ninja Pirate → Level 276 Content: Ninja Pirate
Comment Level Progress: 4.5% (90/2000)
Level 480 Comments: Gave up on Life → Level 481 Comments: My family misses me
Subscribers:89
Content Views:2270233
Times Content Favorited:5515 times
Total Comments Made:13968
FJ Points:178844
Favorite Tags: the (3) | Draco Malfoy (2) | funny (2) | oil spill (2) | tags (2)
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#177 - I always knew Funnyjunk would get redpilled eventually. I reme… 05/01/2016 on Trump Comp 01: Special... +1
#254 - I'll always be meme Pope, but I'll be more like Pope Francis: … 11/20/2015 on I Am Monkey's profile 0
#252 - I have ascended beyond namefaggoty. I am one with the Internet…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/08/2015 on I Am Monkey's profile 0
#255 - anon (03/24/2016) [-]
BASED
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#253 - ugoboom (11/08/2015) [-]
Being meme pope was too much for you, huh?
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#254 - I Am Monkey (11/20/2015) [-]
I'll always be meme Pope, but I'll be more like Pope Francis: going out in street clothes to provide memes to the needy.
#363 - Goddammit. Don't turn this into "Ron Paul 2012" Part…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2015 on Bernie is not amused 0
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#393 - MikedelScorcho (08/19/2015) [-]
Elizabeth Warren will announce once Hillary's train starts to derail, she will carry the "first woman president" flag through the primaries and will get the nomination
#98 - I'll never forgive you for what you did to Jesse 08/01/2015 on Hi +9
#16 - Trains never die, they're just missing in action. 07/02/2015 on Personal Meme Stach +7
#9 - I doubt it, but I haven't been here in a few months, so I woul… 07/02/2015 on Personal Meme Stach 0
#8 - God ******* dammit. I keep seeing this ******** on facebook. B…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/02/2015 on Burn +168
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#105 - SexEdTeacher (07/02/2015) [-]
I agree and the picture is funny lmao
#36 - straightpride (07/02/2015) [-]
You forgot to say "Fam", "Bruh" and "Cuh" my white but black friend
#41 - anon (07/02/2015) [-]
you forgot m'nigger
#69 - Picture 07/02/2015 on This is the reason people... +4
#3 - ****. 07/02/2015 on Personal Meme Stach +21
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#80 - anon (08/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
stickied
You are a worthless piece of ****
#189 to #80 - ryander (09/30/2014) [-]
you wrote "wonderful" wrong
#81 to #80 - I Am Monkey (08/29/2013) [-]
#256 - poshblobfish (04/17/2016) [-]
Can I have one of each of your comment badges?
#251 - ugoboom ONLINE (10/06/2015) [-]
Where have you gone? We miss you and your username with spaces
#252 to #251 - I Am Monkey (11/08/2015) [-]
I have ascended beyond namefaggoty. I am one with the Internet; posting dank ass memes anonymously.

I don't need the validation of getting thumbs anymore. It had become a autistic dick measuring contest. I liked it because I thought it was a metric for how funny I am, but in reality it's just about e-peen and who can shill the hardest.

I still post here sometimes anonymously or on different accounts, but I'm mostly on 4chan. Tbh fam, 4chan is better at cranking out memes because they do it organically rather than funnyjunk's top down approach of having mods and front page celebrities dictate the direction.
#255 to #252 - anon (03/24/2016) [-]
BASED
#253 to #252 - ugoboom ONLINE (11/08/2015) [-]
Being meme pope was too much for you, huh?
#254 to #253 - I Am Monkey (11/20/2015) [-]
I'll always be meme Pope, but I'll be more like Pope Francis: going out in street clothes to provide memes to the needy.
#249 - onespooky (04/25/2015) [-]
Never 5get
#247 - mvtjets (04/12/2015) [-]
There's a bretty gud thing called "boards" on FJ
#248 to #247 - I Am Monkey (04/12/2015) [-]
Eh, they get like 1 post an hour
#248 - slightly (02/27/2015) [-]
now its personal

fite me irl fegot
#247 - maybetraffy (02/20/2015) [-]
#245 - accountforstripey ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
Yo

Yo
#246 to #245 - I Am Monkey (02/19/2015) [-]
Ayy
#243 - hellscythe (02/14/2015) [-]
happy valentines day darling
#244 to #243 - I Am Monkey (02/14/2015) [-]
>Happy
>Valentines Day
Pick one
#241 - istartedthewar (02/11/2015) [-]
ello meme pope
#242 to #241 - I Am Monkey (02/11/2015) [-]
Ayy
#240 - jvizzlez (02/06/2015) [-]
your status update made me **** myself for approximately 2 seconds