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|#16 - I'm going to go into the police force when I graduate college … [+] (22 new replies)||12/19/2014 on FSF?||+105|
#151 - anonymous (10 hours ago) [-]
just do the cooler thing and go firefighter
#147 - gatorade (10 hours ago) [-]
Either join the State troopers cause none of them are fat but they're typically hardasses who are ridiculous when they pull you over, but at least you feel like a damn cop.
Or join a Local PD, you'll love it, just don't get lazy. Get fit as hell and make the rest of the PD follow suit.
#125 - anonymous (11 hours ago) [-]
I wish the majority of police forces were made up of people like you, I'd like cops in general a lot more.
#62 - applescryatnight (15 hours ago) [-]
just one bit of advice, take a little extra time with people who dont speak english that well.
its easier to get mad at them, because there is a small communication barrier, but they are people too. the job of a policeman is to be fair and to help people first and foremost.
#41 - anonymous (17 hours ago) [-]
in certain states in america, they won't allow you into the police force if you have a certain IQ or higher. They want mindless retards who have no judgment and can only follow orders. They don't want a free thinker that can question them.
#104 - questionableferret (12 hours ago) [-]
I'm not sure if everything in there is accurate or not but one case is referenced within all three of those articles from varying sources with different journalistic styles/leanings. The laws might have changed since then but honestly I just can't be arsed to put the effort in with regards to this subject since it's not one I personally care much about (seeing as I live on a different chunk of rock jutting out of the sea which luckily means no remtard US cops (who I do hope are in the minority) can't do shit to me over here.
It could be a pretty sorry state of affairs indeed and it might spell disaster for I Am Monkey over there. In fact, here's a little notation for him, just in case he misses this.
>>#16 (I hope that's how you do it).
I Am Monkey, I hope you read this, because if you get accepted as a Cop it could be bad news for you depending on what has changed since the source cited in these articles was first made. I wish you luck in passing the IQ test, though, if the circumstances are the same now as they were back then, I don't think I can wish you luck with becoming a cop without it being something of an insult to your intelligence.
... shit's mad fucked in the US, yo.
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|#32 - The internet naturally corrects itself. This is why we never h… [+] (2 new replies)||12/19/2014 on Meninist Activism dot org||+15|
#138 - anonymous (13 hours ago) [-]
i like how you put Fj next ro Reddit. as if they are even close in popularity and importance
|#6 - This is why you have to disguise your nose as a Ninja Turtle. … [+] (1 new reply)||12/19/2014 on Finished muh exams||+3|
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|#9 - >Talk for a while, find out she has a gf and then get mad t… [+] (19 new replies)||12/18/2014 on Wow, r00d||+81|
#36 - zeroqp (12/18/2014) [-]
She shouldn't intentionally mention the BF part unless he's obviously hitting on her and she's taken. If it comes up in a conversation, the guy has to move on without being mad at her.
If she mentions it from him just saying 'hi', she's a conceited bitch that needs to stop assuming that every guy that looks her way wants her.
#40 - anonymous (12/18/2014) [-]
"Hey, how are you?"
"Hit a little bit of a rough patch with my bf, but we're good now."
If the bf finds out just tell him what happened.
#42 - ciacheczko (12/18/2014) [-]
You can just make shit up. You don't even have to have a boyfriend at all, but still can use the same line I gave at first, if you want a dude to fuck off. No one said anything about being honest when telling a guy off - just cover the nice part and you're golden.
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|#24 - Immediately after posting this, I remember I had this gif [+] (3 new replies)||12/18/2014 on Burger Feels||+49|
#71 - anonymous (12/18/2014) [-]
it's Jameson Parker as Brian Marsh in John Carpenter's "Prince of Darkness" (1987)
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