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I Am Monkey

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:11/11/2008
Last Login:12/08/2016
Location:Jew York
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Content Ranking:#219
Comment Ranking:#1888
Highest Content Rank:#164
Highest Comment Rank:#2
Content Thumbs: 88083 total,  97791 ,  9708
Comment Thumbs: 317786 total,  333904 ,  16118
Content Level Progress: 34.3% (343/1000)
Level 282 Content: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 283 Content: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
Comment Level Progress: 60.4% (1208/2000)
Level 480 Comments: Gave up on Life → Level 481 Comments: My family misses me
Subscribers:89
Content Views:2561296
Times Content Favorited:5949 times
Total Comments Made:13995
FJ Points:186768
Favorite Tags: the (3) | Draco Malfoy (2) | funny (2) | oil spill (2) | tags (2)
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#15 - Leave my meme alone  [+] (1 reply) 12/02/2016 on Shitposting to The Entire... +2
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#16 - galkawhm (12/02/2016) [-]
Memes are for everyone to enjoy.
#4 - Leave my meme alone  [+] (2 replies) 12/02/2016 on Shitposting to The Entire... +156
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#139 - vorarephilia (12/03/2016) [-]
Then the LORD said to Moses, "Go to Pharaoh and say to him, 'This is what the LORD, the God of the Hebrews, says: "Leave my meme alone"

idk
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#140 - catpisseverdeen (12/03/2016) [-]
And Pharoah ignored him. *Endless amounts of frogs fall from the skies*
#140 - Sometimes I feel nostalgia for the good old days playing WoW, …  [+] (1 reply) 11/27/2016 on The good old days +3
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#150 - tsoper (11/27/2016) [-]
But the euphoria was well worth it

Its all about the journey
#176 - Shill Stein is just doing what 3rd party candidates do: leadin…  [+] (1 reply) 11/27/2016 on Jill Stein Recount Money... +4
#189 - jazzeki (11/27/2016) [-]
... serious candidates? where the fuck were they this election?

it was a massive shitshow all around. it's not the 3rd party candidates fucking the public up. it's the 2 party system at its very core.
#163 - As much as I'd love for this to be true, but I've been observi…  [+] (2 replies) 11/27/2016 on MOLLY BANNED FOR EXPOSING... +2
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#167 - infinitereaper (11/27/2016) [-]
you don't want it to be true
but it is true
you can try to slide the issue from FJ to /pol/ or from /pol/ to /x/ but in the end its the massive censorship and fucky business, ya'll need to wait up, working on the fbi anon summary
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#173 - I Am Monkey (11/27/2016) [-]
Why wouldn't I want it to be true? If it were it would put all my enemies in jail. I don't believe it because it's not compelling. The people making these theories don't care about fact checking or truth, they just blindly accept any new "discoveries" and add them to the theory because it's fun for them. That's not how you develop a theory if you want to be respected.

I'm especially opposed to this theory right now because the media is trying really hard to push their "fake news" narrative and you're giving them tons of ammunition. Tons of right wing twitter users are discrediting themselves by sharing theories based on no evidence, simply because they want it to be true.
#10 - I'd like to thank those of you who went through the proper cha…  [+] (7 replies) 11/25/2016 on Memes Have Changed +241
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#96 - shieeetposter (11/25/2016) [-]
Your fucking retarded
#133 - skorchy (11/25/2016) [-]
Calling someone retarded while using the incorrect form of your/you're.
You fuckwit, lol.
#88 - jdizzleoffthehizzl (11/25/2016) [-]
You'll never stop me
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#53 - jaevel (11/25/2016) [-]
You can't cease and delist me! I was never enlisted to begin with!
#35 - anon (11/25/2016) [-]
VPN's allow me to destroy the meme market with no risk.


Fefe demands it.
#29 - ganisphel (11/25/2016) [-]
don't forget mine!
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#16 - sorentytoalba (11/25/2016) [-]
Yes, I am here to ask if I may distribute this meme.

I will distribute it in your name, and your name only.