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I Am Monkey

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ISIS are recruiting people using Internet memes. Allahu Ackbar.comment
Personal Info
Gender: male
Consoles Owned: Walkman
Video Games Played: Battletoads 3D, Mike Tyson's Punch-Out
Date Signed Up:11/11/2008
Last Login:3/04/2015
Location:Jew York
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Content Ranking:#799
Comment Ranking:#18
Highest Content Rank:#164
Highest Comment Rank:#2
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Content Level Progress: 47.2% (472/1000)
Level 271 Content: Ninja Pirate → Level 272 Content: Ninja Pirate
Comment Level Progress: 68.35% (1367/2000)
Level 476 Comments: Gave up on Life → Level 477 Comments: Gave up on Life
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Content Views:2046204
Times Content Favorited:5267 times
Total Comments Made:13686
FJ Points:168337
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latest user's comments

#22 - Yeselle 14 hours ago on Does anyone have a medal? 0
#13 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 16 hours ago on They'll never hear it coming +214
User avatar #113 - wtfduud (1 hour ago) [-]
It's only missing a stock.
User avatar #50 - Lolzster (5 hours ago) [-]
"It has a spray setting, a stream setting, and a Death-By-Tilex setting."
#3 - >Mom tells me it's time for "the talk" >Kn…  [+] (9 new replies) 16 hours ago on Sex talk +178
#57 - kwizzer (3 hours ago) [-]
(Fe)male?
Just wondering since your granny's involved 'n 'cause it would be hilarious as fuck if you were a straight guy being told about dicks.
User avatar #51 - miscreant (4 hours ago) [-]
Didn't you use to be a mod?
User avatar #5 - murphyslawtesties (12 hours ago) [-]
How I old were you ?
User avatar #6 - qwertyuioplkjh (9 hours ago) [-]
Nigga, do you even english?
User avatar #7 - murphyslawtesties (9 hours ago) [-]
I don't try
#37 - qwertyuioplkjh (5 hours ago) [-]
#4 - hotpiss (13 hours ago) [-]
>figure it out from internet

It's gonna be mad funny if you ever get laid

YFW trying to get laid
#34 - anonexplains (5 hours ago) [-]
Oh yeah, cuz mom explaining birds and bees will make you cpt. Jackhammer Orgasmo, will it now?
#67 - anonexplains (2 hours ago) [-]
No, but grandma will. Obviously
#19 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 17 hours ago on Why not to be a feminist +6
User avatar #35 - greeet (13 hours ago) [-]
also what sort of redundancy is "gender feminist"? Is that supposed to be "gender theorist" or is it just supposed to sound vaguely legitimate to someone not thinking about it?
#24 - anonexplains (15 hours ago) [-]
labyrinth fallacy
#21 - Picture 19 hours ago on The meme market these days... +26
#22 - Picture 19 hours ago on isded comp part 4 ULTRA... +1
#2 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 19 hours ago on Parks and Rec +6
User avatar #6 - johnnyferno (11 hours ago) [-]
What do you call a fast zombie?

A zoombie!
#19 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 19 hours ago on The meme market these days... +38
#93 - imjared (1 hour ago) [-]
silence your lies
#10 - Picture 19 hours ago on Neil Patrick Harris and... +7
#32 - Picture 19 hours ago on Bird +2

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Comments(194):

[ 194 comments ]
Latest users (1): I Am Monkey, anonymous(1).
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#80 - anonexplains (08/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
stickied
You are a worthless piece of ****
User avatar #248 - slightly ONLINE (02/27/2015) [-]
now its personal

fite me irl fegot
#243 - hellscythe ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]
happy valentines day darling
User avatar #244 to #243 - I Am Monkey (02/14/2015) [-]
>Happy
>Valentines Day
Pick one
User avatar #241 - istartedthewar ONLINE (02/11/2015) [-]
ello meme pope
User avatar #240 - jvizzlez (02/06/2015) [-]
your status update made me **** myself for approximately 2 seconds
User avatar #239 - ToothHurty (02/01/2015) [-]
You are a beautiful person.
#238 - tiles (01/27/2015) [-]
**tiles used "*roll picture*"**
**tiles rolled image** Nipple clamps
User avatar #237 - bitchitroll (01/27/2015) [-]
nipple clamps
User avatar #236 - redstonealchemist (01/27/2015) [-]
Nipple Clamps.
#235 - superblade (01/17/2015) [-]
Who's being drawing DICKS?
User avatar #234 - gottacatchthemall (01/14/2015) [-]
Kinda sucks with the mod thing :[
User avatar #233 - joaomartins (01/14/2015) [-]
Weren't you a mod ?
User avatar #230 - superblade (01/14/2015) [-]
Do you believe in magic?
User avatar #231 to #230 - I Am Monkey (01/14/2015) [-]
Of course. How else would magnets work?
User avatar #232 to #231 - superblade (01/14/2015) [-]
Also linkara gun
User avatar #228 - kingdufbeer (01/13/2015) [-]
Why aren't you a mod anymore?
User avatar #226 - superblade (01/13/2015) [-]
At least now everyone can see how much blue your name is
#225 - walcorn (01/13/2015) [-]
rip Meme Poop
rip Meme Poop
User avatar #223 - tehbestever (01/13/2015) [-]
welcome to the club
#222 - turdvang (01/13/2015) [-]
ALL PRAISE THE MEME POPE!
ALL PRAISE THE MEME POPE!
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