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Date Signed Up:11/11/2008
Last Login:6/26/2016
Location:Jew York
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Level 275 Content: Ninja Pirate → Level 276 Content: Ninja Pirate
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Level 480 Comments: Gave up on Life → Level 481 Comments: My family misses me
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#13 - The vote had nothing to do with the economy. It was a referend…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2016 on Remainers Demanding Second... -4
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#179 - tkfourtwoone (06/26/2016) [-]
>implying that UK didn't already had plenty of immigrants from India, Pakistan & Bangladesh - which has absolutely nothing to do with the immigrants from the EU
#11 - Yes  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2016 on Remainers Demanding Second... +14
#2 - The logic behind petitioning a new vote is inconceivably retar…  [+] (12 new replies) 06/25/2016 on Remainers Demanding Second... +48
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#183 - tkfourtwoone (06/26/2016) [-]
Make that 3.2 million signatures, in 2 days.

I believe ANY Parliament anywhere in the world would have to take a 3 million signatures petition into consideration.
#153 - kez (06/26/2016) [-]
The 2nd eu referendum was started by leavers who found out they had been lied to and want to change their vote now they know the consequences.

Do any kind of research before you start talking shit mate.
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#103 - superflyingcookie (06/26/2016) [-]
Nice to see you again bby.
#86 - karmakoala (06/26/2016) [-]
>>#77
#55 - anon (06/26/2016) [-]
you're delusional if you think leave voters wouldn't of done the same if the vote went the other way
#9 - bokill (06/25/2016) [-]
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#17 - thewhitezombie (06/25/2016) [-]
No. Because he didn't lose.
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#11 - I Am Monkey (06/25/2016) [-]
Yes
#10 - anon (06/25/2016) [-]
Yes, he would be a sore loser if he tried to pull this shit
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#3 - elvoz (06/25/2016) [-]
A huge amount of the people who signed that aren't British. There was no restriction on who could sign the petition.
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#104 - superflyingcookie (06/26/2016) [-]
Also, I believe a large number of signatures and petitions were created by bots, and yet the media don't talk about it.
#177 - I always knew Funnyjunk would get redpilled eventually. I reme… 05/01/2016 on Trump Comp 01: Special... +1
#254 - I'll always be meme Pope, but I'll be more like Pope Francis: … 11/20/2015 on I Am Monkey's profile 0
#252 - I have ascended beyond namefaggoty. I am one with the Internet…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/08/2015 on I Am Monkey's profile 0
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#257 - imvlad (06/17/2016) [-]
BASED
#255 - anon (03/24/2016) [-]
BASED
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#253 - ugoboom (11/08/2015) [-]
Being meme pope was too much for you, huh?
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#254 - I Am Monkey (11/20/2015) [-]
I'll always be meme Pope, but I'll be more like Pope Francis: going out in street clothes to provide memes to the needy.
#363 - Goddammit. Don't turn this into "Ron Paul 2012" Part…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2015 on Bernie is not amused 0
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#393 - MikedelScorcho (08/19/2015) [-]
Elizabeth Warren will announce once Hillary's train starts to derail, she will carry the "first woman president" flag through the primaries and will get the nomination
#98 - I'll never forgive you for what you did to Jesse 08/01/2015 on Hi +9
#16 - Trains never die, they're just missing in action. 07/02/2015 on Personal Meme Stach +7
#9 - I doubt it, but I haven't been here in a few months, so I woul… 07/02/2015 on Personal Meme Stach 0