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Consoles Owned: Walkman
Video Games Played: Battletoads 3D, Mike Tyson's Punch-Out
Date Signed Up:11/11/2008
Last Login:10/23/2014
Location:Jew York
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    The Obama The Obama
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    Here it is Here it is
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#16 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 2 hours ago on internal affairs +2
#18 - Bacabed (2 hours ago) [-]
His face says "no" but his shirt says "yes"
User avatar #21 - jjamesgordon (2 hours ago) [-]
"He's STILL not asking for it, cis-scum!"
#27 - upyoursnumbnuts (32 minutes ago) [-]
His shirt is, so I'll fuck his shirt.
#65 - I just picture an army of them standing on the beach unloading… 2 hours ago on Wait, wait, wait, I need... +8
#28 - I'm not much of a fan, but I really don't get the hate for Col…  [+] (2 new replies) 2 hours ago on kek +42
User avatar #31 - chuca (1 hour ago) [-]
bandwagons
User avatar #35 - captainprincess (11 minutes ago) [-]
That
combined with genuinely terrible music
#58 - Thankfully; Sonic founds Jesus later in life  [+] (2 new replies) 2 hours ago on Gaming characters +7
#83 - xxxsonic fanxxx (1 hour ago) [-]
Where do you even find this stuff?
User avatar #84 - spceinvdr (1 hour ago) [-]
deviantart
#6 - That's an unbelievably valid point. 23 hours ago on Jebus +24
#3 - Jesus can time travel. He doesn't have time for our 2014 …  [+] (6 new replies) 10/22/2014 on Jebus +8
User avatar #4 - iliketomop (23 hours ago) [-]
but if he can time travel then why is time a factor
#24 - lolzordz (12 hours ago) [-]
could be his actual biological time is still a factor.. like, he can go back in time and spend a year in the 60s, he'd have gone back in time but still aged by a year.

Dont know how to explain it in fewer more cool looking words
User avatar #14 - HenrikVIII (17 hours ago) [-]
Well, time travel doesn't mean time "teleportation". That means he can travel through time at set maximum speed, just like we can travel through time 1 second/second in one direction.
User avatar #15 - ciacheczko (16 hours ago) [-]
Which does not change the fact that if an immortal man can travel trough the time, he can be and is everywhere at every time and the time itself will has no meaning for him - instead his existence would become a permanent, always present constant.
User avatar #16 - ciacheczko (16 hours ago) [-]
will have*
#6 - I Am Monkey (23 hours ago) [-]
That's an unbelievably valid point.
#11 - Every site on the gawker network is absolute ****  [+] (3 new replies) 10/22/2014 on god I love this meme +28
User avatar #46 - viviannjames (12 hours ago) [-]
I visit Kotaku myself a lot. I keep seeing these posts

"Honest Trailer is so fahny"
"CinemaSins is so true! (god i hate that channel) "

and there is those annoying posts

"LITERALLY the best Mario Pancake EVAR!"
"This is the BEST GAME IN MY LYFE!"
"THIS IS THE BEST DR WHO COSPLAY EVAR!"
"Bayonetta's Art work is THE BESTEST!" (just now scrolling down)

And just RIGHT UNDER IT

"In Your Dreams, There's A Pokemon x Adventure Time Crossover"

And right now there is two writers on Kotaku that just spam random shit they find on Reddit. Patricia Hernandez and Nathan Grayson (the five guys guy)

User avatar #36 - nigeltheoutlaw (15 hours ago) [-]
I think io9 is definitely worth visiting, and Lifehacker is decent.
User avatar #22 - epicwinone (21 hours ago) [-]
ehh, I woudlnt say EVERY single one.

Jalopnik and sub-blogs are really good.
#26 - Go ahead, rub it in.  [+] (4 new replies) 10/22/2014 on Cool +63
#106 - nottsfc (8 hours ago) [-]
#97 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10 hours ago) [-]
Go ahead, do nothing about it. You'll never have a gf anyway. Not with that attitude.
#31 - deathsreaper (23 hours ago) [-]
I think you're the only one rubbing tonight...
pls no ban me
#65 - takemythumb (17 hours ago) [-]
#8 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2014 on dumb animals +3
#21 - lordsepulchure (17 hours ago) [-]
Hitler even met aliens? Well I'll be damned.
#60 - Getting proven to be a jackass is a big trigger for me you guys  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2014 on in case there was any doubt 2 +26
#217 - sadistikal (9 hours ago) [-]
You're a jackass.

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#80 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
stickied
You are a worthless piece of ****
#188 - tailsx (09/30/2014) [-]
From what I have been hearing about Destiny, I am glad I stuck with Warframe
#186 - slothminator (09/23/2014) [-]
Here. You can have this
User avatar #187 to #186 - I Am Monkey (09/24/2014) [-]
Thank.
#184 - itsthetie (09/15/2014) [-]
Dude, you always leave the best comments, luv ya
Dude, you always leave the best comments, luv ya
User avatar #185 to #184 - I Am Monkey (09/16/2014) [-]
Thank
#181 - icrapgoldndiamonds (08/15/2014) [-]
i subbed coz you post funny **** .....i like funny **** , have a good day dude
User avatar #179 - plumpbooty (08/13/2014) [-]
you want to actually succed in life?

dont listen to ducks reposted from 9gag


pls don't ban
#177 - include (08/13/2014) [-]
Do you ever respond back to your profile comments?
User avatar #178 to #177 - I Am Monkey (08/13/2014) [-]
Rarely
User avatar #180 to #178 - include (08/13/2014) [-]
I figured
#176 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/05/2014) [-]
Just wanted you to know, you're my favorite person on Funnyjunk. I love reading your comments, they always manage to make my day ; u ; Thank you for that.
Pls keep being amazing.
#175 - include (08/02/2014) [-]
Hello Monkey.
User avatar #172 - studbeefpile (08/01/2014) [-]
Hey man, I know ********** is a ****** , but he ain't mean no harm. He is jus a boi tryin to find his whey in the worl. 2048 hours is an awful lot, don't you think?
User avatar #173 to #172 - I Am Monkey (08/01/2014) [-]
I only flagged him once for gore. I don't know why the ban is that long unless this is like his thousandth offence.
User avatar #174 to #173 - studbeefpile (08/02/2014) [-]
Oh, I see. I will miss him a bunch.

If only there was some way to reduce the ban time....
#170 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
You banned ********** again.
I like the cut of your jib.
User avatar #170 - ffffyou (04/10/2014) [-]
oh wow...finally accepted
User avatar #168 - roflstorm (04/09/2014) [-]
Good god how long ago did i send that request?
User avatar #169 to #168 - I Am Monkey (04/10/2014) [-]
Idk I just accepted like 120 of them. Honestly, I forgot that friend requests existed for a while.
User avatar #165 - revengeforfreeze (04/05/2014) [-]
plez halp
User avatar #166 to #165 - I Am Monkey (04/07/2014) [-]
Both of them in late 2012
#163 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/13/2014) [-]
You are a valuable human being
#151 - posttwo (02/12/2014) [-]
Hi dad.
User avatar #152 to #151 - I Am Monkey (02/12/2014) [-]
Dammit, she said she had an abortion.
#150 - Marker ONLINE (02/08/2014) [-]
New bestseller on FJ
User avatar #149 - ied (01/22/2014) [-]
Selling points?
User avatar #160 to #149 - I Am Monkey (02/20/2014) [-]
If by "points", you mean crystal meth.
User avatar #145 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (01/11/2014) [-]
bai
User avatar #142 - clappedcrack (01/09/2014) [-]
do you just use the same 3 pictures in every comment?
User avatar #143 to #142 - I Am Monkey (01/10/2014) [-]
Yep; The baby face, the gif of the guy shrugging from the Misfits and Walter White with animated wrinkles.
User avatar #144 to #143 - clappedcrack (01/10/2014) [-]
I knew it
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