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Age: 34
Date Signed Up:9/15/2009
Last Login:5/31/2013
Location:Whosville
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Content Level Progress: 42.5% (425/1000)
Level 262 Content: Pure Win → Level 263 Content: Pure Win
Comment Level Progress: 50% (5/10)
Level 145 Comments: Faptastic → Level 146 Comments: Faptastic
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Content Views:2591009
Times Content Favorited:4049 times
Total Comments Made:89
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#2 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 01/14/2013 on Think your sitting still? -1
User avatar #4 - thewalruss (01/14/2013) [-]
Well, that's not a number... anyone else want to guess?
#4 - Picture 01/14/2013 on A.D.D. +3
#2 - Picture 01/14/2013 on A.D.D. +5
#2 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 01/13/2013 on Ravens Fourth Quarter... 0
#4 - TardytheTurtle Comment deleted by Horton
#3 - TardytheTurtle Comment deleted by Horton
#296 - After math 01/13/2013 on Fun Fact +1
#14 - Not Far enough - and by request  [+] (2 new replies) 01/12/2013 on Scariest thing ever +10
User avatar #18 - fargone (01/12/2013) [-]
The umbilical cord makes it look wire-guided...
User avatar #17 - gidmp (01/12/2013) [-]
To think that i have to get out of Internet this early...
#8 - Most of the sites that have it are Jap only, so you have to se… 01/12/2013 on Subway Sword fight +2
#7 - Picture 01/12/2013 on Subway Sword fight +2
#29 - I still do not know why it says eye of Sorrow - I put Eye of S… 01/12/2013 on Jackie Chan vs Eye of Sorrow +1
#2 - Don't Knock it til you try it. 01/12/2013 on Easter Bunny Fetish +2
#28 - When i posted I put eye of Sauron - dunno why it says sorrow now 01/12/2013 on Jackie Chan vs Eye of Sorrow +1
#27 - Ok that did say Sauron when i posted it 01/12/2013 on Jackie Chan vs Eye of Sorrow +1
#54 - Yeah, just a name and trade mark thats been around a few years :) 01/11/2013 on Bail Out +1
#9 - Nicely done 01/11/2013 on Popsicle Stick Chain Reaction +2
#66 - You sir win the internet - That was perfect 01/11/2013 on Weird Elevator +10
#123 - You guys gave me a good laugh - Thanks for reminding me of Mr … 01/11/2013 on Park Closed +1
#2 - LOL - good one 01/11/2013 on Slap the Black out of her +12
#102 - It was 7 guys - here you go  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2013 on Bully gets Bashed +5
User avatar #109 - biomedic (01/11/2013) [-]
that's awesome. kinda wish he'd kept hold of the bat a little longer though!
#5 - Picture 01/10/2013 on Sneeze your head off +2
#3 - Well still waiting for that song? 01/10/2013 on Cookie Monsters Secret +1
#5 - We have become less connected to each other  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2013 on Bully gets Bashed +6
User avatar #6 - codyxvasco (01/10/2013) [-]
Honestly, the last violent act I saw was a fat swagfag walking into school and pushing over a stake that was in the ground when he got off the bus.
#3 - Mask and cape and a BAT  [+] (7 new replies) 01/10/2013 on Bully gets Bashed +15
#10 - ballerfifteen (01/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #17 - silencedcow (01/10/2013) [-]
source??
#33 - anonymous (01/10/2013) [-]
Since when was this NSFW?
User avatar #32 - silencedcow (01/10/2013) [-]
I meant to source of the gif sorry
User avatar #115 - silencedcow (01/11/2013) [-]
thanks
#4 - Oh man i would probably have to park to finish laughing 01/10/2013 on Car Karma +8
#4 - I agree with you - common sense is hard to teach these days 01/10/2013 on Death of bieber 3 +1
#6 - OMG that is gold - I saved the video and will make a gif of th…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2013 on Printer Rejects Fat Chick +5
User avatar #7 - Dragonchampion (01/10/2013) [-]
Haha, thanks. I watch 1000 ways to die because I love watching darwinism at work... and also love the medical analysis they give.
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User avatar #7 - battledude ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]
would you trade your fj points for anything?
#6 - anonymous (01/15/2013) [-]
Quit reposting **** .
User avatar #2 - kirkbot ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
repostfag
#3 to #2 - danners (01/10/2013) [-]
Is that not the Pot calling the Kettle Black?
User avatar #4 to #3 - kirkbot ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
no
#5 to #4 - anonymous (01/10/2013) [-]
repostfag says repostfag no
#1 - anonymous (01/08/2013) [-]
do you hear a who?
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