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HookaMan

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Date Signed Up:8/18/2010
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My real name's Brandon.. Just An average 20 year old from Texas... I'll accept any friend request, and Love playing Video Games.. I just have an Xbox at the moment. But If I made more money I'd have more... Just hit me up on either here or Live.. (Just let me know you're from Fj) Let's Kick ass

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#25460 - Niceeeee... Mines actually Cydaquil.. He's a bitch.. but damn …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/24/2012 on Pokemon 0
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#25461 - IrishAssassin (07/24/2012) [-]
He's actually the only fire type starter I don't like. Never quite knew why
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#25463 - dragontaming (07/24/2012) [-]
Same stats as Charizard but a much worse moveset
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#25462 - HookaMan (07/24/2012) [-]
Yeah... Idk why.. But every time I played gold, I picked him or totadile... Chickorita was a faggot.. lmao
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#25464 - IrishAssassin (07/24/2012) [-]
Totadile was always my choice in Gold, every time
#90429 - Nice... It actually bugs me that so many people talk **** abou…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/24/2012 on Video Games +1
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#90432 - Hypochef (07/24/2012) [-]
I'd agree with that, I think what most people have a problem with it is that its a popular series that hasn't evolved that much since its release. I think it has but in more subtle ways then most other games have. I mean there has to be a reason why its a favorite of most tournaments right?
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#90441 - Hypochef (07/24/2012) [-]
you know I am curious as to why I got a red thumb here, but what ever.
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#90585 - HookaMan (07/25/2012) [-]
Idk,... I thumbed you back to square one.. lol
But It's true.. New Call of Duty Multiplayer is pretty much the same stuff with new maps, and guns. But I still enjoy it.. I can kick some Ass on Battlefield. And I am a GOD at Halo.. But when I'm tossing knifes at a shitload of twelve year olds and have a 24-3 K/D, and every single one of them rage quits.. it's a good feeling.. lmao
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#90855 - Hypochef (07/25/2012) [-]
I know that feeling quite well. Personally though I get more of at thrill beating the crap out of the clans, there is just something about an entire group of friends getting their ass kicked by one guy and hearing them rage about it that is just too fun.
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#90894 - HookaMan (07/25/2012) [-]
Oh shit yeah dude... My Gamer Tag is Moist Crayon... I know of at least three different large clans that won't even play in the same lobby as me... tdr, EgU, And their's another one I can't remember... But like a month ago, I joined a lobby and heard someone say, "Moist Crayon? Like the dude that Raped the entire clan yesterday? Fuck that dude, I'm leaving... I don't want my K/d Going down..." LMAO It was epic
#90423 - Alright guys... What is your Guilty pleasure Game. I'm curious…  [+] (25 new replies) 07/24/2012 on Video Games +1
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#90783 - tehskyizblue (07/25/2012) [-]
Mech games...Anything with giant ass robots..I'm not sure why but I just freaking love em
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#90896 - HookaMan (07/25/2012) [-]
They are fun as shit... lmao
My favorite game on N64 was a mech... I can't remember the name though... :/
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#90516 - akkere (07/25/2012) [-]
Duke Nukem Forever.
Short Story - It was everything I expected it to be judging from everything I've seen of it.

Long Story - 3D Realms, the developers of DNF, had been building the game and breaking it apart, most likely to create something they'd believe to be as godlike, during those 13 years. This is evident in the trailers.

What ended happening was 3D Realms lost their developer crew. I can't remember the reason, but I remember looking at the site the week they had this blog post that the development team had just... left. I guess they didn't have funding.
So what ended up happening was Take-Two took the assets of the game and handed it over to GearBox, and they said they'd get it done in a year's time judging from what they had.
I'm willing to bet they did nothing with it other than modernize some of the gameplay (or rather, rehash it.) and stitched it all together.

I wasn't displeased with the character's outlook though. That was really the only true crowning achievement of DN; the badass with the funny jokes and cool one-liners (even if most of them weren't his own). That was the only thing I looked for in the game, and I liked him.

So yeah. I thought DNF was a good game. I also found it hilarious when companies claimed it was "a most anticipated game" and got surprised about the perverted element behind it (I.E. the topless sisters, the multiplayer's "capture the flag", etc.).
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#90475 - dispensa (07/24/2012) [-]
I guess visual novels, I just love "playing" them.
I do like reading a book, but visual novels are just better, imo. Of course this depends on the VN, some are horrible but there are some quite good ones out there.

I'd never say that I don't play them though, wouldn't bring it up from random but if someone would ask me, I'd be honest.
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#90590 - HookaMan (07/25/2012) [-]
Meh.. I tried Runescape.. Wasn't for me I suppose. I tried it out and Sorta just said.. "wtf." And left it at that.. lol
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#90691 - HookaMan (07/25/2012) [-]
That's what I tell friends when I get them to start playing Realm of the Mad God.. lol
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#90453 - ilieksheep (07/24/2012) [-]
I enjoy every game I play with no problem. Closest I'd get to 'guilty pleasure game' would be Yu-Gi-Oh on the DS, and even then I give no fucks.
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#90444 - omariuso (07/24/2012) [-]
Guilty gaming pleasure? You guys are either taking this too cereal or I don't understand this. The way I see this is a game that I like but I'm embarassed that I like it.
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#90443 - hargleblarg (07/24/2012) [-]
My guilty pleasure is Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.

I know people hate COD here, but in my opinion the multiplayer on the PS3 version is good for two reasons:
1) Nobody has a headset so no whiny 13 year olds
2) If you get into a good lobby then it actually IS a load of fun

Don't get me wrong, there are plenty of much better games out there. However I often find myself throwing in COD to play multiplayer for a bit because it's one of those "quick fixes" in video games.

If you're planning on having a proper gaming session then you load up something like Oblivion or Uncharted. With COD you just slap the game in and play some multiplayer for a bit, and I find it a refreshing experience. It's a change from what I normally play, and it makes me appreciate other games more.

Consider it an afternoon shower. You may have showered in the morning and made you fresh for the day, but an afternoon shower gives you a little more of a buzz because you rarely do it, yet it feels pleasant.
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#90437 - cygnuswithasmile (07/24/2012) [-]
Kingdom Hearts, 1 or 2 (but 2 is better). As much as I love Half-Life and Portal and Deus Ex, Kingdom Hearts, to me at least, is a much better game. It's only a guilty pleasure because it has Disney Characters in it. Some people Say 'aww but it has Dolan and dem stuupid chipmunks and shit, game must be crap!' You know what, play it, just play it because it is fucking beautiful. Square Enix fucked up the entire Final Fantasy series once it was no longer Squaresoft, but this they got right. So very, very right. I can't fault it on anything really besides maybe being a little too easy unless you have the final mix editions. Story is superb, the atmosphere is dark in tone whilst retaining hope, soundtrack is fantastic and the characters are stellar. It's just a very, very good game that does everything right, but more importantly for me, it does nothing wrong either.
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#90589 - HookaMan (07/25/2012) [-]
Kingdom Hearts is Fucking Awesome Bro... Shit's pretty awesome... I personally Love Sora and the whole Gang... Except Donald and Goofy... idk why.. they just piss me off.. lmao
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#90426 - Hypochef (07/24/2012) [-]
Guilty Pleasure game? Hm Well most people hate CoD here so I'd say that but otherwise I would have to go with Operation Darkness. Its an Atlus turn base strategy RPG that deal with the occult in world war 2. essentially it breaks down to Werewolves and Sorcerers beating the shit out of Nazi Vampires, Sorcerers, and Zombies way before any of the CoD games did. Its a really really bad game storywise but damn is it fun.
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#90429 - HookaMan (07/24/2012) [-]
Nice... It actually bugs me that so many people talk shit about CoD on here. It's not the best game, true. But it's a great way to waste time...
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#90432 - Hypochef (07/24/2012) [-]
I'd agree with that, I think what most people have a problem with it is that its a popular series that hasn't evolved that much since its release. I think it has but in more subtle ways then most other games have. I mean there has to be a reason why its a favorite of most tournaments right?
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#90441 - Hypochef (07/24/2012) [-]
you know I am curious as to why I got a red thumb here, but what ever.
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#90585 - HookaMan (07/25/2012) [-]
Idk,... I thumbed you back to square one.. lol
But It's true.. New Call of Duty Multiplayer is pretty much the same stuff with new maps, and guns. But I still enjoy it.. I can kick some Ass on Battlefield. And I am a GOD at Halo.. But when I'm tossing knifes at a shitload of twelve year olds and have a 24-3 K/D, and every single one of them rage quits.. it's a good feeling.. lmao
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#90855 - Hypochef (07/25/2012) [-]
I know that feeling quite well. Personally though I get more of at thrill beating the crap out of the clans, there is just something about an entire group of friends getting their ass kicked by one guy and hearing them rage about it that is just too fun.
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#90894 - HookaMan (07/25/2012) [-]
Oh shit yeah dude... My Gamer Tag is Moist Crayon... I know of at least three different large clans that won't even play in the same lobby as me... tdr, EgU, And their's another one I can't remember... But like a month ago, I joined a lobby and heard someone say, "Moist Crayon? Like the dude that Raped the entire clan yesterday? Fuck that dude, I'm leaving... I don't want my K/d Going down..." LMAO It was epic
#90422 - My tag is Moist Crayon I'll play damn near anything, And … 07/24/2012 on Video Games -1
#25456 - [big] Alright Boys, I wanna know your one Pokemon you hate to …  [+] (11 new replies) 07/24/2012 on Pokemon +1
#25459 - silverscyther (07/24/2012) [-]
Oddish is my all time favorite Pokemon... no shame
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#25490 - senortanto (07/24/2012) [-]
lol then why's ur name "silverscyther"???
#25492 - silverscyther (07/24/2012) [-]
As much as I love Oddish, he isn't very badass. A silver Scyther would be pretty badass.
#25496 - senortanto (07/24/2012) [-]
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fixed a little more
#25494 - senortanto (07/24/2012) [-]
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meh. Kinda looks like a skarmory. Although i'm not a great photoshopper ms paint artist,especially in 10 minutes
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#25458 - IrishAssassin (07/24/2012) [-]
Crobat, he's a BAMF but my god I hate his entire family!
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#25460 - HookaMan (07/24/2012) [-]
Niceeeee... Mines actually Cydaquil.. He's a bitch.. but damn he has potential.. lol
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#25461 - IrishAssassin (07/24/2012) [-]
He's actually the only fire type starter I don't like. Never quite knew why
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#25463 - dragontaming (07/24/2012) [-]
Same stats as Charizard but a much worse moveset
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#25462 - HookaMan (07/24/2012) [-]
Yeah... Idk why.. But every time I played gold, I picked him or totadile... Chickorita was a faggot.. lmao
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#25464 - IrishAssassin (07/24/2012) [-]
Totadile was always my choice in Gold, every time
#18128 - I've only heard like two of their songs... They aren't really…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2012 on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
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#18285 - KingMH (07/25/2012) [-]
Well their old stuff was just really catchy but the newer stuff is too far lol
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#18305 - HookaMan (07/25/2012) [-]
Fair enough.. some bands just kinda give up once they make their money..
#18083 - Do you mean Broadway, or is their a band named Broadway...  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2012 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
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#18137 - klukkluk (07/24/2012) [-]
Musicals
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#18138 - HookaMan (07/24/2012) [-]
Shit bro.. I can't blame ya... Some musicals are just really fucking good.. lol
#18082 - Very true.. Some bands get a bad rap for no reason... idk it's weird. 07/24/2012 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#4 - ALWAYS...  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2012 on jaknik's profile 0
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#8 - ViXi (07/24/2012) [-]
Always...
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#5 - OoooooOOooooOoO0o0o0ooooo... What's up gents? How are you???  [+] (3 new replies) 07/24/2012 on HookaMan's profile 0
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#11 - ViXi (07/24/2012) [-]
Always...
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#8 - uberderpyhooves (07/24/2012) [-]
Always...
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#7 - jaknik (07/24/2012) [-]
Always...