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Date Signed Up:1/07/2010
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#41 - Pretty sure they're both purposeful. That woman in the ad know…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2016 on women are not objects 0
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#54 - thirdjess (08/21/2016) [-]
You misunderstand me.. and the concept of advertising, apparently.
#47 - 2.3 metres is 7'6". In fact it's closer to 7'7". Tha…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/17/2016 on Usain in the membrane +1
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#51 - pyjamadog (08/17/2016) [-]
Well Holland is considered to have the tallest peoplem on the planet, generally speaking.
Or so i've heard from IFL ( i fucking love science ). It is entirely possible. I've got loads of pictures of him but i don't think he'd respect that if i were to show around him like a museum art piece.
I thought he said him or his father was 2.28cm
#43 - No I meant your face would've been pretty close to crotch heig…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/17/2016 on Usain in the membrane 0
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#44 - pyjamadog (08/17/2016) [-]
May have walked into his hairy belly a few times i can't really rememer, sorry.
Uhmmm he's 20 or 21 now but he doesn't look THAT much taller. Guess he's about 2.3metres. People stop growing after a while y'know ^^
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#47 - HonkIfIDriveWell (08/17/2016) [-]
2.3 metres is 7'6". In fact it's closer to 7'7". That would put your friend in the top 30 tallest people on the planet. Depending on what country you live in, he might be the tallest person in your country.
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#51 - pyjamadog (08/17/2016) [-]
Well Holland is considered to have the tallest peoplem on the planet, generally speaking.
Or so i've heard from IFL ( i fucking love science ). It is entirely possible. I've got loads of pictures of him but i don't think he'd respect that if i were to show around him like a museum art piece.
I thought he said him or his father was 2.28cm
#41 - Your friend was 7'3" and you were 5'5"? Did you ever…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/17/2016 on Usain in the membrane 0
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#42 - pyjamadog (08/17/2016) [-]
It wasn't in proportion if that's what this is coming down. Although he was big and hairy so i can't say i disliked it
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#43 - HonkIfIDriveWell (08/17/2016) [-]
No I meant your face would've been pretty close to crotch height on him due to you being short and him being insanely tall for a high-schooler. How tall is he now? 7'6"?
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#44 - pyjamadog (08/17/2016) [-]
May have walked into his hairy belly a few times i can't really rememer, sorry.
Uhmmm he's 20 or 21 now but he doesn't look THAT much taller. Guess he's about 2.3metres. People stop growing after a while y'know ^^
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#47 - HonkIfIDriveWell (08/17/2016) [-]
2.3 metres is 7'6". In fact it's closer to 7'7". That would put your friend in the top 30 tallest people on the planet. Depending on what country you live in, he might be the tallest person in your country.
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#51 - pyjamadog (08/17/2016) [-]
Well Holland is considered to have the tallest peoplem on the planet, generally speaking.
Or so i've heard from IFL ( i fucking love science ). It is entirely possible. I've got loads of pictures of him but i don't think he'd respect that if i were to show around him like a museum art piece.
I thought he said him or his father was 2.28cm
#39 - If Buzzfeed still exists in 100 years I will stick my dick in …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/17/2016 on Usain in the membrane +10
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#58 - logiblack (08/17/2016) [-]
If you exist in 100 years I'll stick my dick in a blender as well
#104 - "Letters" 08/12/2016 on Tumblr Shit 0
#95 - That just raises more calculations. 08/12/2016 on Dump 0
#23 - That's the French flag. The plate's just been rotated. 08/03/2016 on Bribes +1
#36 - That 2010 spike tho...  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2016 on this is what real... +6
#64 - anon (07/22/2016) [-]
2010 was the time that humanity received a grim reminder...
#264 - Well I'm Australian and use metric primarily, but I also mostl… 07/19/2016 on 1 Keklometer away 0