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Date Signed Up:12/29/2009
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#11578 - Where are you from? I want to hug you.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2014 on joshlol's profile 0
User avatar #11588 - joshlol (12/28/2014) [-]
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#44 - get a job you love, and never work a day in your life. 12/28/2014 on Me too, Netflix. 0
#90 - From Texas here, ******* hate brown recluses. I g… 12/25/2014 on He knows when you are... 0
#22 - I'm loving the comments. Is funnyjunk really this conservative?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/24/2014 on (untitled) -2
User avatar #30 - gmarrox (12/25/2014) [-]
Anon said it best. It's not about Lib/Con, it's about facts and not allowing race baiters and sensationalists to make your opinions for you and brand you as a racist if you disagree.
#28 - anonymous (12/25/2014) [-]
I take the liberal side on a lot of issues like gay marriage, weed, abortion etc. but this issue isn't really about liberal/conservative. Its about facing the reality of the situation. Its really sad that so many liberals lack the ability to do so.
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#1201 - I think the correct word would be "completely improved." 12/24/2014 on Cards Against Humanity... 0
#1200 - **HomerSimpson used "*roll cah answer*"** **HomerSimpson ro…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/24/2014 on Cards Against Humanity... 0
User avatar #1201 - HomerSimpson (12/24/2014) [-]
I think the correct word would be "completely improved."
#1199 - **HomerSimpson used "*roll cah question*"** **HomerSimpson …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/24/2014 on Cards Against Humanity... 0
User avatar #1200 - HomerSimpson (12/24/2014) [-]
**HomerSimpson used "*roll cah answer*"**
**HomerSimpson rolls Double penetration.**
User avatar #1201 - HomerSimpson (12/24/2014) [-]
I think the correct word would be "completely improved."
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User avatar #174 - joshlol (11/03/2014) [-]
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User avatar #171 - MaxPowers (12/21/2013) [-]
hi
User avatar #173 to #172 - MaxPowers (12/30/2013) [-]
You're me?
#161 - CatholicPriest (11/14/2013) [-]
It's been a while. I just wanted to say hello.   
   
 Take this .gif if i disrupted you
It's been a while. I just wanted to say hello.

Take this .gif if i disrupted you
User avatar #162 to #161 - HomerSimpson (11/14/2013) [-]
haha hey hows it goin?
User avatar #163 to #162 - CatholicPriest (11/15/2013) [-]
It been going normally. Not much has happened except for aging, but hey, who doesn't grow older.
So how have you been?
User avatar #164 to #163 - HomerSimpson (11/16/2013) [-]
Good. I'm going to college next year bro. Haven't quite decided yet but it's between Baylor and University of Texas
User avatar #165 to #164 - CatholicPriest (11/16/2013) [-]
sweet. I went to a community college, but my Insomnia got in the way of attending classes . I've also heard that Both of those colleges are good.
User avatar #166 to #165 - HomerSimpson (11/17/2013) [-]
Haha I understand, what have you been doing primarily in life?
User avatar #167 to #166 - CatholicPriest (11/17/2013) [-]
some odd jobs around the area.
User avatar #168 to #167 - HomerSimpson (11/20/2013) [-]
That sounds like fun, like what?
User avatar #169 to #168 - CatholicPriest (11/20/2013) [-]
Building Fences, Gathering Firewood, Field work etc...
User avatar #170 to #169 - HomerSimpson (11/21/2013) [-]
Haha that's pretty manly business
User avatar #155 - jabsgreywarden (10/10/2013) [-]
Sup
User avatar #156 to #155 - HomerSimpson (10/10/2013) [-]
hey what's new?
User avatar #157 to #156 - jabsgreywarden (10/10/2013) [-]
Nothing much. Same old same old. And you?
User avatar #158 to #157 - HomerSimpson (10/10/2013) [-]
College applications... I feel like a ghost on this website
User avatar #159 to #158 - jabsgreywarden (10/10/2013) [-]
Yeah I'm filling them out too. What are wanting to major in? Mine is engineering and astrophysics
User avatar #160 to #159 - HomerSimpson (10/12/2013) [-]
Biochemistry or biology, I'm applying to a lot of Texas schools
#144 - Obscurity (07/28/2013) [-]
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hi homer
#145 to #144 - HomerSimpson (07/28/2013) [-]
Hello there
Hello there
#146 to #145 - Obscurity (07/28/2013) [-]
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how is you
User avatar #147 to #146 - HomerSimpson (07/28/2013) [-]
good I'm writing essays for college.. whats new?
#148 to #147 - Obscurity (07/28/2013) [-]
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not a whole lot, just ding the same old ****

except now i have an exercise routine and am going into senior hs year
User avatar #149 to #148 - HomerSimpson (07/29/2013) [-]
We are in the same grade(:
#150 to #149 - Obscurity (07/29/2013) [-]
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did you do terribly in junior year like i did?
#151 to #150 - HomerSimpson (07/29/2013) [-]
I did okay, could have done better. What's your highschool?
I did okay, could have done better. What's your highschool?
#152 to #151 - Obscurity (07/29/2013) [-]
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i don't know how to answer that
User avatar #153 to #152 - HomerSimpson (07/29/2013) [-]
I meant what high school do you go to but most likely I wouldn't know where it is
User avatar #154 to #153 - Obscurity (07/29/2013) [-]
some place in iowa
User avatar #139 - MattBomer (06/23/2013) [-]
They stole Steven.Biko and eee.mocat... no longer me only assholes there.
User avatar #140 to #139 - HomerSimpson (06/23/2013) [-]
...what?
#142 to #140 - MattBomer (06/23/2013) [-]
Thanx Homer
Thanx Homer
User avatar #141 to #140 - MattBomer (06/23/2013) [-]
Your on my friends list, only some assholes got my pass and took the account. Not me anymore I'm me tho
#131 - renamon (01/25/2013) [-]
Care to explain this to me?
#132 to #131 - HomerSimpson (01/25/2013) [-]
i have a lot of fetishes
i have a lot of fetishes
User avatar #134 to #133 - renamon (01/26/2013) [-]
Put it on your lips...
#135 to #134 - HomerSimpson (01/26/2013) [-]
oh god   
why   
what does it do
oh god
why
what does it do
#136 to #135 - renamon (01/27/2013) [-]
You gonna be my bitch, put it on yo lips. You orange flavored mother ****** ...

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#111 - renamon (01/24/2013) [-]
You will be my friend. You will not deny me of my chocolate.



You will be my friend. You will not deny me of my chocolate.
#112 to #111 - HomerSimpson (01/24/2013) [-]
my friend i offer more than just chocolate
#113 to #112 - renamon (01/24/2013) [-]
Um...
Um...
#110 - fourtwentt (01/14/2013) [-]
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#109 - anonymous (01/14/2013) [-]
where the **** did you get all those gifs
oh my god im dying
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