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Date Signed Up:3/03/2010
Last Login:8/20/2014
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#70 - Get off funnyjunk you rebel scum. You are the cancer.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/17/2013 on translation in decription +1
User avatar #78 - europe (04/17/2013) [-]
EYE CAN'T UNDER-STAAAAND YEEEW, WITCH-UR CHING CHANG CHONG, GetOuttamycountryWhitepwr.

-Holyshizznips

And I'm the cancer? Does your asshole ever get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth?
User avatar #101 - walcorn (04/17/2013) [-]
never underestimate stupid people in numbers
#79 - Holyshizznips (04/17/2013) [-]
It's a quote from the Dave Chappell show. Thus the picture reference.
#69 - I don't care, as soon as he acted like one he subjected himsel…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/17/2013 on translation in decription 0
User avatar #71 - lorkhan (04/17/2013) [-]
Wait? Did I reply to you?
#75 - Holyshizznips (04/17/2013) [-]
I believe I was mistaken, my dearest apologies sir.
User avatar #72 - Holyshizznips (04/17/2013) [-]
Yup, I believe you did.
User avatar #74 - lorkhan (04/17/2013) [-]
Oh shit I mean't it to the european guy, sorry.
#66 - That's right. Now call me your papi, bitch.  [+] (5 new replies) 04/17/2013 on translation in decription +3
User avatar #68 - europe (04/17/2013) [-]
Right... I'll stop replying to you now before I get a tumor in my head from all your nonsense.
User avatar #70 - Holyshizznips (04/17/2013) [-]
Get off funnyjunk you rebel scum. You are the cancer.
User avatar #78 - europe (04/17/2013) [-]
EYE CAN'T UNDER-STAAAAND YEEEW, WITCH-UR CHING CHANG CHONG, GetOuttamycountryWhitepwr.

-Holyshizznips

And I'm the cancer? Does your asshole ever get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth?
User avatar #101 - walcorn (04/17/2013) [-]
never underestimate stupid people in numbers
#79 - Holyshizznips (04/17/2013) [-]
It's a quote from the Dave Chappell show. Thus the picture reference.
#65 - I CAN'T UNDER-STAND YEEEW, WITCH'UR CHING CHANG CHONG. Getoutt… 04/17/2013 on translation in decription +5
#62 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2013 on translation in decription 0
#64 - txsslg has deleted their comment.
#60 - Lol, you're a faggot, asshole.  [+] (7 new replies) 04/17/2013 on translation in decription +1
User avatar #61 - europe (04/17/2013) [-]
Well, you've really showed me now. You're clearly a better person than I am, I apologize for not knowing my place.
#66 - Holyshizznips (04/17/2013) [-]
That's right. Now call me your papi, bitch.
User avatar #68 - europe (04/17/2013) [-]
Right... I'll stop replying to you now before I get a tumor in my head from all your nonsense.
User avatar #70 - Holyshizznips (04/17/2013) [-]
Get off funnyjunk you rebel scum. You are the cancer.
User avatar #78 - europe (04/17/2013) [-]
EYE CAN'T UNDER-STAAAAND YEEEW, WITCH-UR CHING CHANG CHONG, GetOuttamycountryWhitepwr.

-Holyshizznips

And I'm the cancer? Does your asshole ever get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth?
User avatar #101 - walcorn (04/17/2013) [-]
never underestimate stupid people in numbers
#79 - Holyshizznips (04/17/2013) [-]
It's a quote from the Dave Chappell show. Thus the picture reference.
#2302 - Alpha Shadow, meh. 04/17/2013 on Moon Moon the Werewulf 0
#244 - Ah, gotcha. But most of the words I've read have been in books… 04/15/2013 on tumblr 0
#232 - What?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/15/2013 on tumblr 0
User avatar #233 - tristanscharpman (04/15/2013) [-]
Binary.
User avatar #244 - Holyshizznips (04/15/2013) [-]
Ah, gotcha. But most of the words I've read have been in books. Jussayian.
#2 - I can't stand being shoved... I'm sorry but how did he not fli… 04/14/2013 on RomanAtwood YouTube Star... 0
#85 - He's referring to the beared face sticking out of a rock I believe... 04/13/2013 on Minecraft +2
#7 - My hands sweat a lot... I think I have some sort of overactiv… 04/12/2013 on MFW writing seriously... 0
#6 - Just fapped to this not 3 days ago, what a coincidence. 04/12/2013 on Plunder Yer Booty! +4
#260 - Guy Madison 04/12/2013 on I was Wilf -Wooller 0
#159 - Actually it would smash into the sides and get destroyed that … 04/12/2013 on My penis 0
#54 - He proved a few of these wrong. The book falling through the e…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/12/2013 on My penis 0
User avatar #75 - BmanX (04/12/2013) [-]
I think it's more saying that if there was a constant force of gravity pulling that book down, it would take that long. Obviously it's impossible for a book to go straight through. It would just stop in the middle (assuming it's not burned up).
User avatar #159 - Holyshizznips (04/12/2013) [-]
Actually it would smash into the sides and get destroyed that way before it burnt up. Due to the earth spinning while the book is falling straight down.
#41 - I wear nothing but allstar converses, they wear out way too …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2013 on Outsiders 0
#42 - rotinaj (04/12/2013) [-]
I used to have a pair of low-top blue converses. I was wearing those shoes when I got head that one time. I usually just buy whatever looks nice at Ross though, anyways.
#37 - Yeah, I've never paid more than 40 dollars for an article of c…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/12/2013 on Outsiders 0
User avatar #110 - asasqw (04/12/2013) [-]
I paid $200 for a pair of shoes but since I had them custom made its been about 4 years now and still going strong.
#38 - rotinaj (04/12/2013) [-]
Shoes usually cost me the most. The ones at payless last me about 2 months before falling apart but a pair of $50 vans lasted me through 2 years of highschool.
User avatar #41 - Holyshizznips (04/12/2013) [-]
I wear nothing but allstar converses, they wear out way too fucking fast. Definitely need to find something new to wear, but I don't like how tennis or skating shoes look. Oh the first world problems, woe is me.
#42 - rotinaj (04/12/2013) [-]
I used to have a pair of low-top blue converses. I was wearing those shoes when I got head that one time. I usually just buy whatever looks nice at Ross though, anyways.
#35 - They're pretty expensive, 40-100+ dollars. I found three old o…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/12/2013 on Outsiders 0
#36 - rotinaj (04/12/2013) [-]
That's a little pricey for me. I'll just stick to my suit of used grocery bags sewn together with my own hair.
User avatar #37 - Holyshizznips (04/12/2013) [-]
Yeah, I've never paid more than 40 dollars for an article of clothing, including shoes. #class

Fun fact, you can iron together many grocery bags and make fucking awesome tarps and shit.
User avatar #110 - asasqw (04/12/2013) [-]
I paid $200 for a pair of shoes but since I had them custom made its been about 4 years now and still going strong.
#38 - rotinaj (04/12/2013) [-]
Shoes usually cost me the most. The ones at payless last me about 2 months before falling apart but a pair of $50 vans lasted me through 2 years of highschool.
User avatar #41 - Holyshizznips (04/12/2013) [-]
I wear nothing but allstar converses, they wear out way too fucking fast. Definitely need to find something new to wear, but I don't like how tennis or skating shoes look. Oh the first world problems, woe is me.
#42 - rotinaj (04/12/2013) [-]
I used to have a pair of low-top blue converses. I was wearing those shoes when I got head that one time. I usually just buy whatever looks nice at Ross though, anyways.
#1 - What I REALLY love about this gif, and I've pointed it out in … 04/11/2013 on If NK do attack another nation 0
#13 - What I love the most is that had he not taken that precautiona… 04/06/2013 on hey there 0
#200 - Computer generated image. 04/03/2013 on Pools for Everybody 0
#15 - Picture 04/02/2013 on Strange definition of peace +1
#3 - For sure we'll still be fighting. But at least it wouldn't be …  [+] (9 new replies) 04/02/2013 on Strange definition of peace +2
#4 - billybong (04/02/2013) [-]
I hadn't read your 2nd post until I'd already found this pic to reply with

I'm sure I needn't say more
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#9 - btchpls (04/02/2013) [-]
I hate to admit it, but in a way you're right... but only because governments can't rise above the same sort of childish, petty bickering & territorial posturing you've just so eloquently demonstrated.

I'm not sure that's how you wished to illustrate your point but nevertheless, it's a good example of the insidious douchebaggery that dooms us all.
#11 - iamkagji has deleted their comment.
#12 - btchpls (04/02/2013) [-]
You say you "despise naivety" & then "religion has actually prevented more wars than it has caused"...

Never have I seen such a self contradicting statement, thanks for the lol - I mean it, I got a better laugh out of that then I've had from any of the posts on this site today! Thanks again mate ;)
User avatar #10 - billybong (04/02/2013) [-]
I thought it was a marvellous bit of irony
User avatar #13 - btchpls (04/02/2013) [-]
deleted their comment... lamesauce.
User avatar #14 - billybong (04/02/2013) [-]
Hehe, Yeah I noticed...

And I wasn't even trying to make a political / religious statement to begin with... I just like that Lennon song and was on the same wavelength as Holyshizznips original post
User avatar #8 - billybong (04/02/2013) [-]
Do you get a sticker to park in the disabled spots? or are you a genuine idiot?

I was commenting on the exact song he was listening to, (which is awesome in case you haven't heard it)

And he already said it directly influenced his first post.

Now go find a broom to fuck yourself with
#1 - I wish there were no religions.... But then again, we'd probab…  [+] (13 new replies) 04/02/2013 on Strange definition of peace +5
User avatar #5 - iamkagji (04/02/2013) [-]
I like you
#15 - Holyshizznips (04/02/2013) [-]
#2 - anonymous (04/02/2013) [-]
or maybe we'll still be fighting with each other.
User avatar #3 - Holyshizznips (04/02/2013) [-]
For sure we'll still be fighting. But at least it wouldn't be over something pointless. I apologize to anyone who may have been offending by my first comment. I happened to be listening to "Imagine" as I came upon this post and it got me a thinking. I meant no ill will towards any followers of any religion.
#4 - billybong (04/02/2013) [-]
I hadn't read your 2nd post until I'd already found this pic to reply with

I'm sure I needn't say more
#6 - iamkagji has deleted their comment.
#9 - btchpls (04/02/2013) [-]
I hate to admit it, but in a way you're right... but only because governments can't rise above the same sort of childish, petty bickering & territorial posturing you've just so eloquently demonstrated.

I'm not sure that's how you wished to illustrate your point but nevertheless, it's a good example of the insidious douchebaggery that dooms us all.
#11 - iamkagji has deleted their comment.
#12 - btchpls (04/02/2013) [-]
You say you "despise naivety" & then "religion has actually prevented more wars than it has caused"...

Never have I seen such a self contradicting statement, thanks for the lol - I mean it, I got a better laugh out of that then I've had from any of the posts on this site today! Thanks again mate ;)
User avatar #10 - billybong (04/02/2013) [-]
I thought it was a marvellous bit of irony
User avatar #13 - btchpls (04/02/2013) [-]
deleted their comment... lamesauce.
User avatar #14 - billybong (04/02/2013) [-]
Hehe, Yeah I noticed...

And I wasn't even trying to make a political / religious statement to begin with... I just like that Lennon song and was on the same wavelength as Holyshizznips original post
User avatar #8 - billybong (04/02/2013) [-]
Do you get a sticker to park in the disabled spots? or are you a genuine idiot?

I was commenting on the exact song he was listening to, (which is awesome in case you haven't heard it)

And he already said it directly influenced his first post.

Now go find a broom to fuck yourself with
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#16 - waffies (09/24/2012) [-]
aw yeah!
#17 to #16 - Holyshizznips (09/24/2012) [-]
Awwwh sheet niqqa! I has a friend now :D I have other friends but I have no ******* clue how they found me. I just accepted that **** , cos' Ima hoe.
User avatar #18 to #17 - waffies (09/24/2012) [-]
haha, perfect reaction image as well, need to rewatch that movie now. It's good to meet you my friend!
User avatar #19 to #18 - Holyshizznips (09/24/2012) [-]
Sorry for not replying sooner, went to Youtube to look up... Something that I was interested in over two hours ago and don't remember at all and somehow ended up discussing Determinism vs Free will... And meh, I suppose I enjoyed that movie, don't really remember it. I just remembered the first time someone friended me on here, twas shortly after the first time I saw it, and that was the first thing that came into my head. So twas my first reaction to my first friend request annd... I didn't have any other friend-related reaction images xD Anyways, tis good to meet you as well!
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