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#173 - Well, as I've said numerous times before, thank you for that, …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2014 on HolyArachnid's profile 0
#174 - atrocitustheking (04/17/2014) [-]
Indeed. Carry the blessings of the Red Lantern within your heart.
#171 - Houston, we seem to have a problem again.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/17/2014 on HolyArachnid's profile 0
User avatar #172 - atrocitustheking (04/17/2014) [-]
Fuck. I was saying you're one of few dudes I can spend this long talking to. Shit's mad cash. You are an pretty cool guy.
User avatar #173 - HolyArachnid (04/17/2014) [-]
Well, as I've said numerous times before, thank you for that, and the feeling is mutual.

I'd really better be going, though; it's getting late and I've got to work tomorrow. Take care, fellow traveler.
#174 - atrocitustheking (04/17/2014) [-]
Indeed. Carry the blessings of the Red Lantern within your heart.
#169 - Yeah, the last couple were to that effect. It should be workin…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/17/2014 on HolyArachnid's profile 0
User avatar #170 - atrocitustheking (04/17/2014) [-]
I can try, but I'll go back to this if the problem persists.
User avatar #171 - HolyArachnid (04/17/2014) [-]
Houston, we seem to have a problem again.
User avatar #172 - atrocitustheking (04/17/2014) [-]
Fuck. I was saying you're one of few dudes I can spend this long talking to. Shit's mad cash. You are an pretty cool guy.
User avatar #173 - HolyArachnid (04/17/2014) [-]
Well, as I've said numerous times before, thank you for that, and the feeling is mutual.

I'd really better be going, though; it's getting late and I've got to work tomorrow. Take care, fellow traveler.
#174 - atrocitustheking (04/17/2014) [-]
Indeed. Carry the blessings of the Red Lantern within your heart.
#167 - Yeah, I did see that, and it sounds really cool. I was right i…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/17/2014 on HolyArachnid's profile 0
User avatar #168 - atrocitustheking (04/17/2014) [-]
Maybe? Something about "did my messages get through".
User avatar #169 - HolyArachnid (04/17/2014) [-]
Yeah, the last couple were to that effect. It should be working fine now, so why don't we try it again? (This shit is a pain in the hindquarters to do over comments.....)
User avatar #170 - atrocitustheking (04/17/2014) [-]
I can try, but I'll go back to this if the problem persists.
User avatar #171 - HolyArachnid (04/17/2014) [-]
Houston, we seem to have a problem again.
User avatar #172 - atrocitustheking (04/17/2014) [-]
Fuck. I was saying you're one of few dudes I can spend this long talking to. Shit's mad cash. You are an pretty cool guy.
User avatar #173 - HolyArachnid (04/17/2014) [-]
Well, as I've said numerous times before, thank you for that, and the feeling is mutual.

I'd really better be going, though; it's getting late and I've got to work tomorrow. Take care, fellow traveler.
#174 - atrocitustheking (04/17/2014) [-]
Indeed. Carry the blessings of the Red Lantern within your heart.
#165 - Yeah, I don't know what the hell is up with the IM. It seems t…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/17/2014 on HolyArachnid's profile 0
User avatar #166 - atrocitustheking (04/17/2014) [-]
Not much. It seems erratic as to what is getting through on my end. Did you at least see my review of Captain America 2?
User avatar #167 - HolyArachnid (04/17/2014) [-]
Yeah, I did see that, and it sounds really cool. I was right in the middle of composing a huge comment while we were going back-and-forth there, which was why it might have seemed a little sparse on my end.....did my last three messages show up at all?
User avatar #168 - atrocitustheking (04/17/2014) [-]
Maybe? Something about "did my messages get through".
User avatar #169 - HolyArachnid (04/17/2014) [-]
Yeah, the last couple were to that effect. It should be working fine now, so why don't we try it again? (This shit is a pain in the hindquarters to do over comments.....)
User avatar #170 - atrocitustheking (04/17/2014) [-]
I can try, but I'll go back to this if the problem persists.
User avatar #171 - HolyArachnid (04/17/2014) [-]
Houston, we seem to have a problem again.
User avatar #172 - atrocitustheking (04/17/2014) [-]
Fuck. I was saying you're one of few dudes I can spend this long talking to. Shit's mad cash. You are an pretty cool guy.
User avatar #173 - HolyArachnid (04/17/2014) [-]
Well, as I've said numerous times before, thank you for that, and the feeling is mutual.

I'd really better be going, though; it's getting late and I've got to work tomorrow. Take care, fellow traveler.
#174 - atrocitustheking (04/17/2014) [-]
Indeed. Carry the blessings of the Red Lantern within your heart.
#180 - There are times - not often, but every once in a while - where… 04/17/2014 on Am I the only one? 0
#61 - Please do disregard my previous comment; it's precisely what I… 04/17/2014 on Think about it….There it is 0
#24 - Comment deleted  [+] (5 new replies) 04/16/2014 on Think about it….There it is 0
#51 - anonymous (04/16/2014) [-]
Technically no, you're a fucking retard, 3^2=9, 3^3=/=9
User avatar #50 - voltkills (04/16/2014) [-]
wait what, 9 isnt cubic, and 3 cubed is not 9. what are you on about.
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#27 - anonymous (04/16/2014) [-]
9 is not cubic. 9 is the square of 3. The cube root of nine is 2.08 something or other.
#66 - A couple of questions for you about Corona: (a) Do you get the… 04/15/2014 on this made my day 0
#61 - Are you from Belgium, by chance? I've often found it fascinati…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/15/2014 on this made my day 0
User avatar #67 - friedpotato (04/15/2014) [-]
I'm Belgian, and Stella Artois is really cheap. The kind of beer alcoholic lower class people drink.
#63 - tellingthetruth (04/15/2014) [-]
Nah, I'm from Scotland. Yeah from what I can gather from where I'm from is that stella artois is considered a wife beaters drink and a jakies drink ( a jakie being a ned, or a chav. I'm not sure what it would mean in the states). Yeah I agree with the Corona fact as from experience, it makes me the happy, almost, but not quite drunk stage when I've had a few.

Stella bad
Corona good
User avatar #66 - HolyArachnid (04/15/2014) [-]
A couple of questions for you about Corona: (a) Do you get the Corona Familiar (brown bottle) or the Corona Extra (clear bottle) in Scotland, and (b) are you used to drinking it with lime? In the U.S., Corona Extra is the ridiculously popular one, and it tastes even weaker straight than Stella does; it tastes good with lime because it ends up basically tasting like a carbonated limeade, which is the thing nobody seems to realize. I just recently started getting the Corona Familiar in my neck of the woods, though, and that shit tastes damn good; it was the beer that redeemed Corona in my eyes.

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User avatar #164 - atrocitustheking (04/17/2014) [-]
Okay, now I'm getting irritated. The IM has gone to crap. So, what's up?
User avatar #165 to #164 - HolyArachnid (04/17/2014) [-]
Yeah, I don't know what the hell is up with the IM. It seems to be working fine on my end now, but I can't tell if anything I'm typing is coming through.
User avatar #166 to #165 - atrocitustheking (04/17/2014) [-]
Not much. It seems erratic as to what is getting through on my end. Did you at least see my review of Captain America 2?
User avatar #167 to #166 - HolyArachnid (04/17/2014) [-]
Yeah, I did see that, and it sounds really cool. I was right in the middle of composing a huge comment while we were going back-and-forth there, which was why it might have seemed a little sparse on my end.....did my last three messages show up at all?
User avatar #168 to #167 - atrocitustheking (04/17/2014) [-]
Maybe? Something about "did my messages get through".
User avatar #169 to #168 - HolyArachnid (04/17/2014) [-]
Yeah, the last couple were to that effect. It should be working fine now, so why don't we try it again? (This **** is a pain in the hindquarters to do over comments.....)
User avatar #170 to #169 - atrocitustheking (04/17/2014) [-]
I can try, but I'll go back to this if the problem persists.
User avatar #171 to #170 - HolyArachnid (04/17/2014) [-]
Houston, we seem to have a problem again.
User avatar #172 to #171 - atrocitustheking (04/17/2014) [-]
**** . I was saying you're one of few dudes I can spend this long talking to. ****** mad cash. You are an pretty cool guy.
User avatar #173 to #172 - HolyArachnid (04/17/2014) [-]
Well, as I've said numerous times before, thank you for that, and the feeling is mutual.

I'd really better be going, though; it's getting late and I've got to work tomorrow. Take care, fellow traveler.
#174 to #173 - atrocitustheking (04/17/2014) [-]
Indeed. Carry the blessings of the Red Lantern within your heart.
User avatar #163 - atrocitustheking (04/15/2014) [-]
You sexy bastard! Where have you been? How goes it?
User avatar #155 - atrocitustheking (11/01/2013) [-]
Still here, HA?
User avatar #156 to #155 - HolyArachnid (11/01/2013) [-]
LOL, sorry.....I got busy playing a game and forgot I still had FJ open. I should probably get to bed anyway.....maybe I'll see you tomorrow.
User avatar #157 to #156 - atrocitustheking (11/01/2013) [-]
Probably not, I'm going to Dungeon Master tomorrow. My players will not know what hit them.
User avatar #158 to #157 - HolyArachnid (11/01/2013) [-]
Ah, well.....probably some time next week, then. Good luck with your D&D game ;)
User avatar #159 to #158 - atrocitustheking (11/01/2013) [-]
Indeed. I'll PM you, so we can just shoot back messages to each other when we are online, rather than waiting 'till the stars align and we're both on.
User avatar #160 to #159 - HolyArachnid (11/01/2013) [-]
Sounds like a plan. Take care, old friend.
User avatar #161 to #160 - atrocitustheking (11/01/2013) [-]
And you as well. May we meet in Valhalla and slay trolls together.
User avatar #138 - rototheta (06/17/2013) [-]
can i buy your dupe knight statues, death knight statues and jimmy rustlers?
User avatar #139 to #138 - HolyArachnid (06/17/2013) [-]
Shoot me an offer and I'll see what I think of it.
User avatar #140 to #139 - rototheta (06/17/2013) [-]
what are you looking for?
User avatar #141 to #140 - HolyArachnid (06/17/2013) [-]
Nothing in particular (I've kind of fallen out of the business of serious collecting), but I'm open to anything I don't have as long as the trade seems fair.
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User avatar #134 - ldottc (04/17/2013) [-]
Wow thankyou so much for them items :)
really kind of you
User avatar #131 - atrocitustheking (03/31/2013) [-]
What's up, HA? Been a while, has it not?
User avatar #132 to #131 - HolyArachnid (04/01/2013) [-]
Indeed it has, old friend :S Sorry I haven't made it over to Fortune in a while; I have just plain-assed not had the mental energy for it. These past few months have been stressful on too many levels to get into on here.

Good to see that you're still around :) How have you been? Anything interesting going on with you?
User avatar #133 to #132 - atrocitustheking (04/01/2013) [-]
Going back to school. Going to live my dream as a video game designer. One day, you may play games designed by me.
User avatar #129 - misticalz ONLINE (02/21/2013) [-]
soundcloud.com/mrhalcyonmusic/chill-step/s-mpmQz

New Dubstep thingy. Only a WIP. Made it in a couple of hours. Thought you'd like to listen to it.

Btw, your profile picture scares me.
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User avatar #127 to #126 - HolyArachnid (11/19/2012) [-]
Sure; I'd be more than happy to trade duplicates, if you've got anything I don't have.
#128 to #127 - Gamedudebt **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#124 - cupotruth (11/02/2012) [-]
You, sir, might not know it but you have given me a great gift. Do you remember posting to /music/ awhile ago a few songs by Pilot Speed? Well you have given me one of my, if not my favorite band. Thank you good sir. Have a fantastic life.
You, sir, might not know it but you have given me a great gift. Do you remember posting to /music/ awhile ago a few songs by Pilot Speed? Well you have given me one of my, if not my favorite band. Thank you good sir. Have a fantastic life.
User avatar #125 to #124 - HolyArachnid (11/02/2012) [-]
Thanks for the shout-out, and I'm glad to have turned you on to a great band. Sadly, the guy I'd posted those songs for never replied.....but what are you gonna do ;)

By the way, your username made me do a bit of a double-take.....my quasi-claim-to-fame on here is a series of long, thought-provoking rants called "Double Shots of Truth" (they're titled "Worth the Read" on my profile, just in case you feel like checking them out). At first I thought you were some alt account of one of my subscribers, trying to play a joke or something ;P
User avatar #162 to #125 - atrocitustheking (11/13/2013) [-]
Hmmm, seems someone got tuned into some good music by you. Got anything for a fan of instrumental as opposed to lyrics?
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#120 - ishmari (09/08/2012) [-]
Ruby for a Sword in the Stone.
User avatar #121 to #120 - HolyArachnid (09/08/2012) [-]
'Tis done :) Pleasure doing business with ya.
#118 - ishmari (09/08/2012) [-]
Sword in the Stone is preferable.
User avatar #119 to #118 - HolyArachnid (09/08/2012) [-]
So.....wait. What are you trying to trade me for?
#117 - ishmari (09/08/2012) [-]
Huh, what?

It doesn't let me send you items.
You send.
#116 - ishmari (09/08/2012) [-]
**** . Decline that, I ********** .
User avatar #114 - Blue Flames (08/20/2012) [-]
Thanks
User avatar #115 to #114 - HolyArachnid (08/20/2012) [-]
I should be thanking you :D I'd been trying to get hold of Biggie for a long time.
User avatar #111 - thetastygiraffe (08/19/2012) [-]
magic loli for general
User avatar #112 to #111 - HolyArachnid (08/19/2012) [-]
Sold! Pleasure doing business with you, good sir.
User avatar #102 - estevan (08/19/2012) [-]
Checkmy list, i want the gay potion
User avatar #104 to #102 - HolyArachnid (08/19/2012) [-]
Would you be willing to give me Dolan, or the Purple BCS? If not, I'll take one of your Blue Waffles.
User avatar #106 to #104 - estevan (08/19/2012) [-]
Alright a blue waffle
User avatar #109 to #106 - HolyArachnid (08/19/2012) [-]
Great story to tell the grandkids, eh? "Lemme tell ya about the time I pumped some Gay Potion into a Blue Waffle...." ;P

Pleasure trading with you.
User avatar #110 to #109 - estevan (08/19/2012) [-]
XD The feeling is mutual my frined
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