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#126 - Great, now I'm considered as bad as those gamergate people.... 08/26/2016 on Ouch +3
#2 - ...This is why I don't let myself go outside. It's really for …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2016 on Everyone's a nerd 0
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#3 - kitterian (08/19/2016) [-]
Yeah, the outside world is for those who are actually able to cope with other people, face to face.
#4 - I don't use that feature, but I'm guessing that you have to ha… 08/19/2016 on The Same Request Every Day 0
#21 - Yeah, it was pretty cool how they made it look like it was flo…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/10/2016 on Dreams comes true.. +20
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#25 - mustachebro (08/10/2016) [-]
I dunno. This match seems to be haunted.
#19 - Wait, besides the fans there's someone in this gif? If there i…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/10/2016 on Dreams comes true.. +20
#20 - rattygoner (08/10/2016) [-]
all i see is chair
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#21 - HobbsBear (08/10/2016) [-]
Yeah, it was pretty cool how they made it look like it was floating like that. But then again, wrestlings always been fake, so they've got plenty of know-how to do it.
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#25 - mustachebro (08/10/2016) [-]
I dunno. This match seems to be haunted.
#9 - ***Fall Down 7 Times, Get Up 7 Times. If you fall dow…  [+] (21 new replies) 08/09/2016 on Creative Bullshit:Small Undead +13
#30 - anon (08/09/2016) [-]
The eighth time is your erection after you've gotten back up the seventh time.
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#28 - adu (08/09/2016) [-]
like OP said, you have to stand up once first before you can fall down
#21 - knightbean (08/09/2016) [-]
you assume you were born standing though
#35 - ICEDgrunge (08/09/2016) [-]
#36 - knightbean (08/09/2016) [-]
thank you wrex
#41 - ICEDgrunge (08/10/2016) [-]
I got u Bean.
It's been my dream ever since I finished my 1st runthrough of DkS3 to make a short film of the encounter between the Champion of Ash and the Soul of Cinder in the middle of the Kiln, and I've always wondered what I would do, and I've always thought of using dialogue.
The entire idea is an extremely challenging pursuit, considering the fucking overwhelming expenses one would incur in such a production, but I pray I will find an opportunity to one day.
I've also though that forming dialogue for such a scene would be outlandish, considering the fact that there is nothing more than combat during that encounter, but I knew something could be formulated for an encounter that would give more to a person viewing such content than that which was received during the battle itself, and I found that dialogue in what you just wrote.
I'd love to have the Soul and the Champion sit amongst an ashen bonfire in the middle of a field of flowers, little light except for that provided by the darksign in the sky, and they are staring at eachother from across the smoldering remains of the fire. Then the Soul recites what you wrote in this content, finishes, both stand up, unsheathe their swords, and charge.
That's my vision, at least. I'd love to produce something like it within a few years, with a few things changed in order to align with a small budget of like $50, plus I'd never be able to fund the CGI to produce the actual fuckin' kiln, god.

My point is, your writing inspires me to one day be able to make something such as this.
#44 - knightbean (08/10/2016) [-]
this sounds amazing. I want to see this.
You considered doing it in scource film maker? Might be a lot easier to do and take a lot less time.
And if you want to use the writing just credit me.
and link me to the final product.
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#46 - ICEDgrunge (08/10/2016) [-]
I've never worked with SFM, I've never been good at animation or anything like that as I've gone to school for TV/Film/Radio, so I'm much more in tune with working with video, and I just get a feeling in my gut that something put into such a format would be so much more rewarding for people to view. Right now, between student debt and cost of living it just wouldn't be feasible right now, but I've had the desire to create something small scale with all of the Dark Souls content as its foundation to create something emotional and subtle. I can just imagine your writing, dubbed with a the Soul of Cinder's voice, a mix of 10-15 different people, all slightly distorted, intertwined and in pain, recited slowly and impactfully, as the Champion simply stares towards it. It's really just getting the costumes. Elite Knight and First Flame armor for sale anyone?
But I would never forget crediting you, believe me. If I ever manage to put this into action your name would be the most important element of it all.
But if I never get the live action ideal in order, I'll fuckin' learn SFM.
#48 - knightbean (08/10/2016) [-]
Dude I want to see this shit more with every word you speak of it.
I want it so bad.
maybe this would be better if the soul of cinder was already defeated? cause in my head that just works better for the syne. He is having a moment of clarity before his dead, and he is musing about what the player might do. All while we listen to him quietly, contemplating our own choices.
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#49 - ICEDgrunge (08/10/2016) [-]
I am going to do my hardest to see this come to life, if not in video, in SFM, one way or another, one day, one day soon. It's always been a dream and goal of mine, but this post you've made has kindled the flame.
Also, that'd make a lot more sense for him to be defeated. I can see the scene beginning with black onscreen, the SoC's music playing with the sounds of the fight going rampant, the sound byte of the final blow lands, then a slow fade-in occurs, both the Champion and Soul in the middle of the field, Both completely still with their swords at the end of their swing, the Champion's fatal, the Soul's null and void, the music fades, the sound of wind, and smouldering embers starts to ring through the silence, then it collapses to its knees, head to the ground. Then, it arches its back, stares to meet the Champion's eyes, then begins his speech.

This is going to happen, if not produced by me, I'm going to shop my script around to many SFM artists, and plead to them, to those like The Pruld especially, because this would be so fucking incredible. (I want to do the voiceover for it though, fuck them, that's gonna be my shit)
#75 - Byte (08/11/2016) [-]
#76 - ICEDgrunge (08/11/2016) [-]
But are you really, there? Are you even really here? Where are we?
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#65 - megatronusoftarn (08/10/2016) [-]
Hell YES!
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#56 - ICEDgrunge (08/10/2016) [-]
So for those just tuning in to this comment because of Knightbean's mentionlist link, I reckon it's a good idea to jump to Comment 41 in this same thread to get my entire scope of what I desire to adapt this content into.
#51 - knightbean (08/10/2016) [-]

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#58 - ICEDgrunge (08/10/2016) [-]
Omfg I'm blushing now goddammit.
#50 - knightbean (08/10/2016) [-]
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#53 - ICEDgrunge (08/10/2016) [-]
I am going to do my fucking best buddy! I assure you of this! We got this shit down to writing, that's the hardest part and you took care of all of that my friend!
#54 - knightbean (08/10/2016) [-]
god willing.
I want this to be made.
#17 - Damn, best case scenario this election -- Hillary elected, die…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/08/2016 on Hillary's Health Handler? -4
#49 - anon (08/08/2016) [-]
Kaine could be even worse, considering this is the guy that probably rigged the primaries in Hillary's favor in the first place that we're talking about here, and unlike her, he's not going to just keel over any time soon.
#29 - yusatatsuaki (08/08/2016) [-]
Eh, Kaine isn't that great either.
#179 - Picture 08/03/2016 on On this day +1
#177 - Jokes on you, I've already gotten you to argue with me already.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/03/2016 on On this day +1
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#175 - And again, I was only trying to continue the argument by showi…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/03/2016 on On this day 0
#176 - thefates (08/03/2016) [-]
Jokes on you. I'm not gonna keep arguing.
#177 - HobbsBear (08/03/2016) [-]
Jokes on you, I've already gotten you to argue with me already.
#178 - thefates (08/03/2016) [-]
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