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I probably know more about Peter Pan than I do about anything else in the world and there's Peter Pan on the front page rn I wanna chime in.comment
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Gender: female
Age: 18
Facebook Profile: HitcherSquarepants
Steam Profile: Ganondoof
Consoles Owned: Nintendo 3DS XL, Nintendo 64
Video Games Played: The Legend of Zelda, Animal Crossing: New Leaf
Interests: Spongeboob, Dr. Strange, boys
Date Signed Up:8/07/2010
Last Login:11/28/2014
Location:SCOTLAND
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#2509 - i sometimes post lil bits and pieces on fb like this tho 12 hours ago on thanksgiving selfie / feels... +1
#2507 - Picture 12 hours ago on thanksgiving selfie / feels... 0
#2289 - Idk bout that 14 hours ago on thanksgiving selfie / feels... 0
#1769 - Nah come up to me and order "half a pint of ass wine"…  [+] (3 new replies) 20 hours ago on thanksgiving selfie / feels... +5
#1784 - mrirving (20 hours ago) [-]
If you're ever at Chiquito at Fort Kinnaird I work on the bar
User avatar #1989 - killerliquid (17 hours ago) [-]
u 2 gon' fuk
#2564 - mrirving (9 hours ago) [-]
Maybe one day, on the till of Burger King
#1764 - Haha awesome. You're always welcome in my burger king  [+] (5 new replies) 20 hours ago on thanksgiving selfie / feels... +2
#1766 - mrirving (20 hours ago) [-]
I'll give you some secret nod next time I'm in and you'll know.
User avatar #1769 - Hitcher (20 hours ago) [-]
Nah come up to me and order "half a pint of ass wine".
I'll kno what u mean.
#1784 - mrirving (20 hours ago) [-]
If you're ever at Chiquito at Fort Kinnaird I work on the bar
User avatar #1989 - killerliquid (17 hours ago) [-]
u 2 gon' fuk
#2564 - mrirving (9 hours ago) [-]
Maybe one day, on the till of Burger King
#1756 - Hmm that's bizarre... Ever come to Burger King in So…  [+] (7 new replies) 20 hours ago on thanksgiving selfie / feels... 0
#1760 - mrirving (20 hours ago) [-]
That might be it, was passing though a couple of weeks a go. Small world.
User avatar #1764 - Hitcher (20 hours ago) [-]
Haha awesome.

You're always welcome in my burger king
#1766 - mrirving (20 hours ago) [-]
I'll give you some secret nod next time I'm in and you'll know.
User avatar #1769 - Hitcher (20 hours ago) [-]
Nah come up to me and order "half a pint of ass wine".
I'll kno what u mean.
#1784 - mrirving (20 hours ago) [-]
If you're ever at Chiquito at Fort Kinnaird I work on the bar
User avatar #1989 - killerliquid (17 hours ago) [-]
u 2 gon' fuk
#2564 - mrirving (9 hours ago) [-]
Maybe one day, on the till of Burger King
#1753 - Oh my. Do I know you?  [+] (9 new replies) 20 hours ago on thanksgiving selfie / feels... 0
#1755 - mrirving (20 hours ago) [-]
I don't think so, I just recognise you from somewhere.
User avatar #1756 - Hitcher (20 hours ago) [-]
Hmm that's bizarre...

Ever come to Burger King in South Queensferry?
I work there.
#1760 - mrirving (20 hours ago) [-]
That might be it, was passing though a couple of weeks a go. Small world.
User avatar #1764 - Hitcher (20 hours ago) [-]
Haha awesome.

You're always welcome in my burger king
#1766 - mrirving (20 hours ago) [-]
I'll give you some secret nod next time I'm in and you'll know.
User avatar #1769 - Hitcher (20 hours ago) [-]
Nah come up to me and order "half a pint of ass wine".
I'll kno what u mean.
#1784 - mrirving (20 hours ago) [-]
If you're ever at Chiquito at Fort Kinnaird I work on the bar
User avatar #1989 - killerliquid (17 hours ago) [-]
u 2 gon' fuk
#2564 - mrirving (9 hours ago) [-]
Maybe one day, on the till of Burger King
#1748 - I am  [+] (11 new replies) 20 hours ago on thanksgiving selfie / feels... 0
#1751 - mrirving (20 hours ago) [-]
Congrats I recognise your face.
User avatar #1753 - Hitcher (20 hours ago) [-]
Oh my.
Do I know you?
#1755 - mrirving (20 hours ago) [-]
I don't think so, I just recognise you from somewhere.
User avatar #1756 - Hitcher (20 hours ago) [-]
Hmm that's bizarre...

Ever come to Burger King in South Queensferry?
I work there.
#1760 - mrirving (20 hours ago) [-]
That might be it, was passing though a couple of weeks a go. Small world.
User avatar #1764 - Hitcher (20 hours ago) [-]
Haha awesome.

You're always welcome in my burger king
#1766 - mrirving (20 hours ago) [-]
I'll give you some secret nod next time I'm in and you'll know.
User avatar #1769 - Hitcher (20 hours ago) [-]
Nah come up to me and order "half a pint of ass wine".
I'll kno what u mean.
#1784 - mrirving (20 hours ago) [-]
If you're ever at Chiquito at Fort Kinnaird I work on the bar
User avatar #1989 - killerliquid (17 hours ago) [-]
u 2 gon' fuk
#2564 - mrirving (9 hours ago) [-]
Maybe one day, on the till of Burger King
#1745 - Pls elaborate  [+] (13 new replies) 20 hours ago on thanksgiving selfie / feels... 0
#1746 - mrirving (20 hours ago) [-]
Are you from Edinburgh/Fife/Dunfermline way?
User avatar #1748 - Hitcher (20 hours ago) [-]
I am
#1751 - mrirving (20 hours ago) [-]
Congrats I recognise your face.
User avatar #1753 - Hitcher (20 hours ago) [-]
Oh my.
Do I know you?
#1755 - mrirving (20 hours ago) [-]
I don't think so, I just recognise you from somewhere.
User avatar #1756 - Hitcher (20 hours ago) [-]
Hmm that's bizarre...

Ever come to Burger King in South Queensferry?
I work there.
#1760 - mrirving (20 hours ago) [-]
That might be it, was passing though a couple of weeks a go. Small world.
User avatar #1764 - Hitcher (20 hours ago) [-]
Haha awesome.

You're always welcome in my burger king
#1766 - mrirving (20 hours ago) [-]
I'll give you some secret nod next time I'm in and you'll know.
User avatar #1769 - Hitcher (20 hours ago) [-]
Nah come up to me and order "half a pint of ass wine".
I'll kno what u mean.
#1784 - mrirving (20 hours ago) [-]
If you're ever at Chiquito at Fort Kinnaird I work on the bar
User avatar #1989 - killerliquid (17 hours ago) [-]
u 2 gon' fuk
#2564 - mrirving (9 hours ago) [-]
Maybe one day, on the till of Burger King
#1676 - I don't have a sock puppet no, but captainwow the sock man doe… 21 hours ago on thanksgiving selfie / feels... +4

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#6900 - postingloudly (21 hours ago) [-]
MAKE A COMIC SO I CAN LEARN TO LOVE MYSELF AGAIN
#6901 to #6900 - Hitcher ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
I'm currently in the process of making one and it's a massive undertaking.
Tryna step up the art and the comic itself is heavy art-wise as it is.

I'm about 60% finished, the next one to upload however is captainwow
#6902 to #6901 - postingloudly (21 hours ago) [-]
I BELIEVE IN YOU.

ILL BE WAITING, KEEP IT KRISPY GUY
#6903 to #6902 - Hitcher ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
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User avatar #6899 - privoxy ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
you better accept my friend request because it took me 4 times to get the captcha right
User avatar #6895 to #6894 - Hitcher ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
dat me
#6896 to #6895 - seelcudoom ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
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User avatar #6897 to #6896 - Hitcher ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
husbando
#6885 - seelcudoom ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
hey nerd
hey nerd
#6886 to #6885 - Hitcher ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
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User avatar #6887 to #6886 - seelcudoom ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
oh im sorry, miss nerd
User avatar #6888 to #6887 - Hitcher ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
yo
#6889 to #6888 - seelcudoom ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
wassup
User avatar #6890 to #6889 - Hitcher ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
nuthn.
wassap with u
#6891 to #6890 - seelcudoom ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
my toe is trying to murder me
User avatar #6892 to #6891 - Hitcher ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
o
#6882 - enzothesomething ONLINE (11/26/2014) [-]
Hitch I keep becoming friends with seemingly nice people that turn out being edgy faglords that think talking 						****					 about bronies is still cool.   
Have I been cursed?
Hitch I keep becoming friends with seemingly nice people that turn out being edgy faglords that think talking **** about bronies is still cool.
Have I been cursed?
User avatar #6883 to #6882 - Hitcher ONLINE (11/26/2014) [-]
u need 2 chill
User avatar #6879 - ttritt (11/19/2014) [-]
Eh poppy
User avatar #6880 to #6879 - Hitcher ONLINE (11/19/2014) [-]
Eh Travis I'm going to bed lmao
User avatar #6881 to #6880 - ttritt (11/19/2014) [-]
Ay lmao ok
#6877 - leafonthewind (11/18/2014) [-]
welcome to the glorious inner circle
admit one
User avatar #6878 to #6877 - Hitcher ONLINE (11/18/2014) [-]
Gee thanks
#6874 - Womens Study Major (11/16/2014) [-]
you should post on the drawing board
User avatar #6875 to #6874 - Hitcher ONLINE (11/16/2014) [-]
maybe
#6869 - enzothesomething ONLINE (11/13/2014) [-]
My account is gonna be a year old tomorrow.
I don't think I can leave FJ after that.
What should I do?
Should I get off of Mr Admon's never ending ride?
User avatar #6870 to #6869 - Hitcher ONLINE (11/13/2014) [-]
I've been here for 4 years there is no way out
#6871 to #6870 - enzothesomething ONLINE (11/13/2014) [-]
There must be something.   
Anything.   
						****					 I'd even go to 9gag if it'd break the curse.   
There has to be a way.
There must be something.
Anything.
**** I'd even go to 9gag if it'd break the curse.
There has to be a way.
User avatar #6876 to #6871 - seelcudoom ONLINE (11/17/2014) [-]
6 years here
there is no escape
#6872 to #6871 - atomschlumpf (11/15/2014) [-]
There is no way out. Embrace your new family
There is no way out. Embrace your new family
User avatar #6868 - nought (11/13/2014) [-]
something spoongebob
#6865 - joshlol (11/11/2014) [-]
It's only a matter of time now
User avatar #6866 to #6865 - Hitcher ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
Good luck, Ebola-chan
User avatar #6859 - itsthetie ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
George Washington vs William Wallace.  Epic Rap Battles of History Season 3.
His accent is so convincing even though he's American, does it even sound close to authentic to you?

Wallace wins by far in my opinion of course
#6873 to #6859 - atomschlumpf (11/15/2014) [-]
Wallace always wins
User avatar #6861 to #6859 - Hitcher ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
It's a good effort, but it does not sound genuine at all.
User avatar #6862 to #6861 - itsthetie ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
I knew it, takes a native to spot it of course.

What the hell is an Aberdonian accent?
User avatar #6863 to #6862 - Hitcher ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
Someone from Aberdeen
User avatar #6864 to #6863 - itsthetie ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
oh
User avatar #6860 to #6859 - Hitcher ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
It sounds like an American trying to do an Aberdonian accent
#6858 - Womens Study Major (11/08/2014) [-]
stop uploading pictures of your disgusting face please. i would rather masturbate to furry porn.
#6841 - abstractpink (11/05/2014) [-]
Ι'd јuѕt lіkе tο іntеrјесt fοr а mοmеnt. Whаt уοu'rе rеfеrrіng tο аѕ Scotland, іѕ іn fасt, Britain, οr аѕ Ι'vе rесеntlу tаkеn tο саllіng іt, Great Britain. Scotland is not a country untο іtѕеlf, but rаthеr аnοthеr frее сοmрοnеnt οf а fullу funсtіοnіng British state mаdе uѕеful bу thе British resources, economy аnd language сοmрrіѕіng а full country аѕ dеfіnеd bу the English queen.
Ι'd јuѕt lіkе tο іntеrјесt fοr а mοmеnt. Whаt уοu'rе rеfеrrіng tο аѕ Scotland, іѕ іn fасt, Britain, οr аѕ Ι'vе rесеntlу tаkеn tο саllіng іt, Great Britain. Scotland is not a country untο іtѕеlf, but rаthеr аnοthеr frее сοmрοnеnt οf а fullу funсtіοnіng British state mаdе uѕеful bу thе British resources, economy аnd language сοmрrіѕіng а full country аѕ dеfіnеd bу the English queen.
#6842 to #6841 - Hitcher ONLINE (11/05/2014) [-]
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User avatar #6852 to #6843 - maybetraffy (11/06/2014) [-]
I don't know if to **** or eat first
User avatar #6836 - isopodic (11/04/2014) [-]
"god 4 u" ~Poppy Pomfrey, 4 November 2014
User avatar #6851 to #6836 - maybetraffy (11/06/2014) [-]
I don't know if to eat or **** first
User avatar #6856 to #6851 - isopodic (11/06/2014) [-]
If you combine ' ***** and 'eat', what do you get? 'Feat'. Something you sure as hell didn't accomplish here.


Ayyyy
User avatar #6837 to #6836 - isopodic (11/04/2014) [-]
"good"
#6832 - jaak (11/03/2014) [-]
tkx 4 likin itsthetie's page ages ago, ere's ur lame selfie w/ beer im drinkin



-xoxo Jaakoko
User avatar #6833 to #6832 - jaak (11/03/2014) [-]
Disclaimer:

I am, in fact, not not wearing pants.
User avatar #6834 to #6833 - Hitcher ONLINE (11/03/2014) [-]
Can I have pics of that instead
#6827 - enzothesomething ONLINE (11/02/2014) [-]
So I removed you know who.
Plz tell me I did the rite thing
User avatar #6828 to #6827 - Hitcher ONLINE (11/02/2014) [-]
Haha lol.

Follow ur dreams
#6829 to #6828 - enzothesomething ONLINE (11/02/2014) [-]
But the real question here is if I got the job done.   
I could continue to harass him for his extreme amounts of euphoria and tin foil hat conspiracies.   
and I just realized something   
He's not even funny.   
Oh god the insults I could dig up.   
But instead of doing that   
I can look at porn.   
What to do... What to do...
But the real question here is if I got the job done.
I could continue to harass him for his extreme amounts of euphoria and tin foil hat conspiracies.
and I just realized something
He's not even funny.
Oh god the insults I could dig up.
But instead of doing that
I can look at porn.
What to do... What to do...
User avatar #6830 to #6829 - Hitcher ONLINE (11/02/2014) [-]
leave the man be maybe?
#6831 to #6830 - enzothesomething ONLINE (11/02/2014) [-]
Well that falls under the looking at porn department.
and you raise quite a point, instead of harassing someone so euphoric that their tin foil hat has fused with his skull, I could insult children on various gaming platforms.
#6823 to #6801 - Hitcher ONLINE (11/01/2014) [-]
[reply limit reached kek]

And sometimes I do that
#6824 to #6823 - Jameshaich (11/01/2014) [-]
Pop tell me what a Promo girl is

I Need to know now
#6825 to #6824 - Hitcher ONLINE (11/01/2014) [-]
Nah   
   
I'm tired, I just got in from a very long day at work.   
   
Good night bae
Nah

I'm tired, I just got in from a very long day at work.

Good night bae
#6826 to #6825 - Jameshaich (11/01/2014) [-]
ur leaving me in suspense

god dammit

sleep tight
#6803 to #6802 - Jameshaich (11/01/2014) [-]
He watches

hi pop
User avatar #6839 to #6838 - abstractpink (11/05/2014) [-]
josh im here to take you home, little guy
User avatar #6840 to #6839 - joshlol (11/05/2014) [-]
thanks
I was hoping you'd show up soon
#6804 to #6803 - Hitcher ONLINE (11/01/2014) [-]
hi jam
#6805 to #6804 - Jameshaich (11/01/2014) [-]
Did you have a good spooky halloween
#6806 to #6805 - Hitcher ONLINE (11/01/2014) [-]
I didn't really get the chance to celebrate. It was not a spoopy halloween.

How was yours?
#6807 to #6806 - Jameshaich (11/01/2014) [-]
It was pretty spooky   
   
 People kept molesting my afro pop
It was pretty spooky

People kept molesting my afro pop
#6808 to #6807 - Hitcher ONLINE (11/01/2014) [-]
Wat afro way
Wat afro way
#6810 to #6808 - Jameshaich (11/01/2014) [-]
I wore a fake afro it was comfy as 						****					.   
   
y u not do anything for halloween pop
I wore a fake afro it was comfy as **** .

y u not do anything for halloween pop
#6811 to #6810 - Hitcher ONLINE (11/01/2014) [-]
I didn't have time
#6813 to #6812 - Hitcher ONLINE (11/01/2014) [-]
Ye I was super busy being
#6814 to #6813 - Jameshaich (11/01/2014) [-]
no pop

no

no pop
#6815 to #6814 - Hitcher ONLINE (11/01/2014) [-]
But nah just tired ykno

But I've got two whole days off next week so I am buzzin.

gimmee an update on ur life
#6816 to #6815 - Jameshaich (11/01/2014) [-]
y u not tell me you got a job   
   
i've been at uni and partying and studying, my life summed up   
   
how is college pop?
y u not tell me you got a job

i've been at uni and partying and studying, my life summed up

how is college pop?
#6817 to #6816 - Hitcher ONLINE (11/01/2014) [-]
I don't tend to just tell ppl things like that lmao. We weren't really in a talking phase anyway.   
   
College is eh. Everyone is autist.
I don't tend to just tell ppl things like that lmao. We weren't really in a talking phase anyway.

College is eh. Everyone is autist.
#6818 to #6817 - Jameshaich (11/01/2014) [-]
pop tell me where u fukken work    
   
and 						****					 pop, everyone is autist at uni.   
   
they're everywhere
pop tell me where u fukken work

and **** pop, everyone is autist at uni.

they're everywhere
#6819 to #6818 - Hitcher ONLINE (11/01/2014) [-]
I have 2 jobs lmao. I've had one of them for a very long time   
   
 I'm a promo girl and I also work at Burger King
I have 2 jobs lmao. I've had one of them for a very long time

I'm a promo girl and I also work at Burger King
#6820 to #6819 - Jameshaich (11/01/2014) [-]
Switching from McDolans to the almighty Burger King

I am proud pop

The **** is a promo girl?
#6821 to #6820 - Hitcher ONLINE (11/01/2014) [-]
Yeah, BK rocks

and I can never be bothered explaining so I just leave everyone in a shadow of mystery
#6822 to #6821 - Jameshaich (11/01/2014) [-]
Are you basically a PR? Like you had out leaflets and **** ?
User avatar #6809 to #6808 - Hitcher ONLINE (11/01/2014) [-]
wat*
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