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I left the house at 4pm and returned home at 1am. My curling iron was on the whole time. I am the element of chaos.comment
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Gender: female
Age: 18
Facebook Profile: HitcherSquarepants
Steam Profile: Ganondoof
Consoles Owned: Nintendo 3DS XL, Nintendo 64
Video Games Played: The Legend of Zelda, Animal Crossing: New Leaf
Interests: Spongeboob, Dr. Strange, boys
Date Signed Up:8/07/2010
Last Login:7/12/2014
Location:Scotland
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Deleted all of my old content. I used to make comics and I use a lot of Spongeboob reaction images. That's all there is to me, really.

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#781 - Behind-the-scenes-special-edition-directors-cut version … 1 hour ago on captainwow's profile 0
#779 - alt.  [+] (1 new reply) 3 hours ago on captainwow's profile 0
User avatar #780 - captainwow (3 hours ago) [-]
Haha wow, that came out awesome, it's like looking in a parallel universe mirror. That's mirroring another parallel universe. Love it.

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#778 - to: u dis u from: me  [+] (2 new replies) 3 hours ago on captainwow's profile 0
#779 - Hitcher (3 hours ago) [-]
alt.
User avatar #780 - captainwow (3 hours ago) [-]
Haha wow, that came out awesome, it's like looking in a parallel universe mirror. That's mirroring another parallel universe. Love it.

11/10

-IGN
#1522 - Na neebz he's you're wee man I'll make him how he's meant to l… 4 hours ago on itsthetie's profile 0
#1520 - I'll work on that later, rn I'm trying to draw you're wee capt…  [+] (2 new replies) 4 hours ago on itsthetie's profile 0
#1521 - captainwow (4 hours ago) [-]
Mmmmmmmmmm no goatee, I stopped drawing him with it a while back. Unless you think it looks better with one
#1522 - Hitcher (4 hours ago) [-]
Na neebz he's you're wee man I'll make him how he's meant to look kehn.
#6006 - Git ti **** pal 5 hours ago on Hitcher's profile 0
#62 - That was so unexpected damn the thirst 5 hours ago on Blow gently on screen 0
#6003 - Well aren't you a modest, respectful young man  [+] (1 new reply) 19 hours ago on Hitcher's profile 0
#6004 - applecopy (19 hours ago) [-]
#6001 - I used to but it ran really slow on my old computer... Haven't…  [+] (3 new replies) 19 hours ago on Hitcher's profile 0
User avatar #6002 - applecopy (19 hours ago) [-]
okay so when you start again we should play, I am really good
I will carry you for nudes
#6003 - Hitcher (19 hours ago) [-]
Well aren't you a modest, respectful young man
#6004 - applecopy (19 hours ago) [-]
#1508 - He is a talented man  [+] (4 new replies) 07/11/2014 on itsthetie's profile 0
User avatar #1509 - captainwow (07/11/2014) [-]
You need to make a blanket comp wallpaper, it'd be beautiful/horrifying.
#1520 - Hitcher (4 hours ago) [-]
I'll work on that later, rn I'm trying to draw you're wee captainwow man. Do you want the goatee or na? I'm sure I've seen him with and without it idk man.
#1521 - captainwow (4 hours ago) [-]
Mmmmmmmmmm no goatee, I stopped drawing him with it a while back. Unless you think it looks better with one
#1522 - Hitcher (4 hours ago) [-]
Na neebz he's you're wee man I'll make him how he's meant to look kehn.

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#5779 - Hitcher ONLINE (05/29/2014) [+] (5 replies)
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♥~*FAQ*~♥    
I answer these questions almost daily so here's a handy dandy FAQ for Hitcher newbs    
   
What's the meaning behind the name "Hitcher"?  It's the name of a character from The Mighty Boosh. I just chose it on impulse... No reason really, I just like The Mighty Boosh.    
   
Are you a boy or a girl?  Whatever makes you less angry.    
   
Where are you from? Scotland.    
   
Do you have a boyfriend/ girlfriend?  Ha.    
   
Why do you use so many Spongebob reactions pictures?  I like Spongebob.    
   
How many Spongebob images do you have?  Right now I have 1,236 but that number changes almost daily.    
   
Where are all your old comics?  I removed them.    
   
Why did you remove them?  Because.    
   
Do you have any other copies of them?  Yes, I have all of the original files on an external hard drive.    
   
Can I see them?  No.    
   
What art software do you use to make your comics?  PaintTool SAI (It's free, I recommend it)    
   
Do you have DeviantArt and do you post comics there?  No and no. I only make comics for FunnyJunk.    
   
Where can I see your artwork? I post stuff on my Facebook page (www.facebook.com/HitcherSquarepants)    
   
Why did you leave? The community pissed me off and someone in my life at the time pressured me to leave.    
   
Why did you come back?  The community is a lot better these days imo and things changed in my life and I'm back to being the beta hermit loser I was before I left so here I am.    
   
Are you back for good?  As far as things are going now, yes.    
Are you making regular OC?  No just when I get an idea here and there.    
   
When's the next comic?  Whenever I feel like it/ have an idea.    
   
Do you have a Facebook page? Aye, www.facebook.com/HitcherSquarepants    
   
Do you have a Tumblr?  Aye, www.zeldas-lullabye.tumblr.com
♥~*FAQ*~♥
I answer these questions almost daily so here's a handy dandy FAQ for Hitcher newbs

What's the meaning behind the name "Hitcher"? It's the name of a character from The Mighty Boosh. I just chose it on impulse... No reason really, I just like The Mighty Boosh.

Are you a boy or a girl? Whatever makes you less angry.

Where are you from? Scotland.

Do you have a boyfriend/ girlfriend? Ha.

Why do you use so many Spongebob reactions pictures? I like Spongebob.

How many Spongebob images do you have? Right now I have 1,236 but that number changes almost daily.

Where are all your old comics? I removed them.

Why did you remove them? Because.

Do you have any other copies of them? Yes, I have all of the original files on an external hard drive.

Can I see them? No.

What art software do you use to make your comics? PaintTool SAI (It's free, I recommend it)

Do you have DeviantArt and do you post comics there? No and no. I only make comics for FunnyJunk.

Where can I see your artwork? I post stuff on my Facebook page (www.facebook.com/HitcherSquarepants)

Why did you leave? The community pissed me off and someone in my life at the time pressured me to leave.

Why did you come back? The community is a lot better these days imo and things changed in my life and I'm back to being the beta hermit loser I was before I left so here I am.

Are you back for good? As far as things are going now, yes.
Are you making regular OC? No just when I get an idea here and there.

When's the next comic? Whenever I feel like it/ have an idea.

Do you have a Facebook page? Aye, www.facebook.com/HitcherSquarepants

Do you have a Tumblr? Aye, www.zeldas-lullabye.tumblr.com
User avatar #6005 - warioteam (12 hours ago) [-]
ill make an animation of you dancing if you delete your spongebob reaction folder
#6006 to #6005 - Hitcher ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]
Git ti 						****					 pal
Git ti **** pal
User avatar #5999 - applecopy (19 hours ago) [-]
hitcher do you play league of legends?
#6001 to #5999 - Hitcher ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
I used to but it ran really slow on my old computer... Haven't played since
I used to but it ran really slow on my old computer... Haven't played since
User avatar #6002 to #6001 - applecopy (19 hours ago) [-]
okay so when you start again we should play, I am really good
I will carry you for nudes
#6003 to #6002 - Hitcher ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
Well aren't you a modest, respectful young man
#5998 - leafonthewind (07/10/2014) [-]
it is done

are you proud
#5994 - purplebelle (07/10/2014) [-]
ey gurl

don't stop being qt

#5996 to #5994 - Hitcher ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
Oh you lil sweetie pie ily   
   
ilyvm
Oh you lil sweetie pie ily

ilyvm
#5991 - captainwow (07/09/2014) [-]
Said I'd do it.

I did it. Unfortunately.
#5992 to #5991 - Hitcher ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
Oh my lordy you put so much effort into yours
Oh my lordy you put so much effort into yours
#5993 to #5992 - captainwow (07/09/2014) [-]
I sure do know how to make Photoshop look difficult.
I sure do know how to make Photoshop look difficult.
User avatar #5989 - facade (07/07/2014) [-]
What's this
#5981 - slikmonkey (07/07/2014) [-]
I lurk here every once in while. These comments yo.
I lurk here every once in while. These comments yo.
#5982 to #5981 - Hitcher ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
Yeah people are pretty nice to me
Yeah people are pretty nice to me
#5983 to #5982 - slikmonkey (07/07/2014) [-]
I bet     
After reading a lot of these I can sum it up with this gif.
I bet
After reading a lot of these I can sum it up with this gif.
#5985 to #5983 - Hitcher ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
So are wrestling gifs your thing cos I'm loving it
So are wrestling gifs your thing cos I'm loving it
#5986 to #5985 - slikmonkey (07/07/2014) [-]
I do like wrasslin' .gifs. I try to make them my thing.    
it's not as impressive as you spongebob collection. how big is that?
I do like wrasslin' .gifs. I try to make them my thing.
it's not as impressive as you spongebob collection. how big is that?
#5987 to #5986 - Hitcher ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
Uhhh at this moment I'm at 1,316, but I've been really lazy and haven't been updating it much recently
Uhhh at this moment I'm at 1,316, but I've been really lazy and haven't been updating it much recently
#5988 to #5987 - slikmonkey (07/07/2014) [-]
still an impressive amount.
still an impressive amount.
User avatar #5979 to #5978 - geffunplz (07/07/2014) [-]
Less than three.
#5980 to #5979 - Hitcher ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
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User avatar #5975 - assdoreponyfucker ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
you're my waifu <3
#5976 to #5975 - Hitcher ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
That is a compliment of the highest order
#5962 - razerdude ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
i don kno but i think im in love with you?
i don kno but i think im in love with you?
User avatar #6000 to #5962 - applecopy (19 hours ago) [-]
hahahahaha
#5963 to #5962 - Hitcher ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
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#5965 to #5963 - razerdude ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
wait, A POSITIVE RESPONSE?!
wait, A POSITIVE RESPONSE?!
#5966 to #5965 - Hitcher ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
Of course
#5967 to #5966 - razerdude ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
that has never happened before
that has never happened before
#5968 to #5967 - Hitcher ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
I love Love.
#5969 to #5968 - razerdude ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
i do too
User avatar #5971 to #5970 - razerdude ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
anyway, do you play games on the computer minecraft?
#5972 to #5971 - Hitcher ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
No Minecraft nah. Not so into that.   
   
I'm an Everquest casual but I don't do much PC Gaming because I don't have a decent gaming PC which sucks
No Minecraft nah. Not so into that.

I'm an Everquest casual but I don't do much PC Gaming because I don't have a decent gaming PC which sucks
User avatar #5973 to #5972 - razerdude ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
i see your problem, because i have at the moment a high class computer which i built myself and have had a terrible computer before so i know your situation
#5974 to #5973 - Hitcher ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
So yeah I'm pretty much stuck with console gaming.
Which is ok I guess because I'm a Nintendo person.
#5964 to #5963 - Hitcher ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
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User avatar #5960 - FaceOfNapalm (07/03/2014) [-]
Starfish Loves Charlie

At 0:33
#5961 to #5960 - Hitcher ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
Wow that was so passionate thank u
Wow that was so passionate thank u
User avatar #5957 - razerdude ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
youre a real girl on fj that are not posting sexual content to get famous
#5959 to #5957 - Hitcher ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
Yes dat me
Yes dat me
User avatar #5956 - ttritt (07/03/2014) [-]
I don't bug you enough as it is.


So Hi.
#5958 to #5956 - Hitcher ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
HEEEEEYYYY BAEEEE
#5941 - anonymous (07/02/2014) [-]
I ********** to you.
#5943 to #5941 - Hitcher ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
I love this website
I love this website
#5945 to #5943 - anonymous (07/02/2014) [-]
It wasn't a joke.
#5946 to #5945 - Hitcher ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
I appreciate your interest in me
I appreciate your interest in me
#5948 to #5946 - anonymous (07/02/2014) [-]
I drew porn of you.
#5949 to #5948 - Hitcher ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Oh cool. Can I see it?
#5952 to #5949 - anonymous (07/02/2014) [-]
I can't post links.
I'll return with an account.
#5953 to #5952 - Hitcher ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Awesome
Awesome
User avatar #5938 - warioteam (07/02/2014) [-]
hi :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^)
#5942 to #5940 - Hitcher ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
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User avatar #5950 to #5947 - warioteam (07/02/2014) [-]
ah, outdated animation tweening. What a treat. :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^)
User avatar #5954 to #5951 - warioteam (07/02/2014) [-]
2 spoopy
#5935 - harala (07/02/2014) [-]
Please accept my friend request. I already follow you on facebook. I just wanted to see your comic.
#5937 to #5935 - Hitcher ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Bby I already accepted u
Bby I already accepted u
User avatar #5936 to #5935 - harala (07/02/2014) [-]
ok that was fast
User avatar #5926 - warioteam (07/01/2014) [-]
mek mur camics
User avatar #5934 to #5926 - Hitcher ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
Here's a comic I made but it's not a proper upload. www.funnyjunk.com/user_pictures/Hitcher/5203958/In+Loving+Memory+Desc/
#5927 to #5926 - Hitcher ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
I don't have a lot of ideas atm... I've just been drawing dumb stuff :/
I don't have a lot of ideas atm... I've just been drawing dumb stuff :/
User avatar #5928 to #5927 - warioteam (07/01/2014) [-]
dumb stuff is the best KIND of stuff bby
#5929 to #5928 - Hitcher ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
O u
O u
#5931 to #5930 - Hitcher ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
I am sorry for my lack of comics...
I am a loser.
User avatar #5932 to #5931 - warioteam (07/01/2014) [-]
while its true, you are in fact a biiiig loser, if you make one it can make you a little loser c:
jk, ttakeyour time
#5933 to #5932 - Hitcher ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
I just don't have any ideas rn =3=
User avatar #5922 - seelcudoom ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
why dod you draw yourself with pikachu cheeks?
hitcher confirmed for mega raichu
#5923 to #5922 - Hitcher ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
Hitcher confirmed for Smash
User avatar #5924 to #5923 - seelcudoom ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
hitcher confirmed to be samus
User avatar #5925 to #5924 - warioteam (06/30/2014) [-]
id play that
#5917 - warioteam (06/29/2014) [-]
Alright, Id say the rig is done, what do you think?
Alright, Id say the rig is done, what do you think?
#5918 to #5917 - Hitcher ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuteeeeeeeeeeeee
#5919 to #5918 - warioteam (06/29/2014) [-]
i spent almost all the time on the hair
i spent almost all the time on the hair
#5920 to #5919 - Hitcher ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
It's glorious
It's glorious
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