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Hitcher

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Shout out to captainwow for sending me the mug of my dreams that has finally filled the void left by the loss of my Ben 10 mug.comment
Personal Info
Gender: female
Facebook Profile: HitcherSquarepants
Steam Profile: Ganondoof
Consoles Owned: Nintendo 3DS XL, Nintendo 64
Video Games Played: The Legend of Zelda, Animal Crossing: New Leaf
Interests: Spongeboob, Dr. Strange, boys
Date Signed Up:8/07/2010
Last Login:3/03/2015
Location:SCOTLAND
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#972
Highest Content Rank:#107
Highest Comment Rank:#137
Content Thumbs: 67161 total,  83098 ,  15937
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Content Level Progress: 46.3% (463/1000)
Level 265 Content: Pure Win → Level 266 Content: Pure Win
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Level 318 Comments: Wizard → Level 319 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:2451
Content Views:536408
Total Comments Made:7735
FJ Points:40231
That spongeboob weirdo and the cutest member of the Losers.

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#472 - I love everyone who isn't captainwow solely for not being capt…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2015 on Top 3 favorite FJers? 0
#485 - captainwow (02/27/2015) [-]
That's an awfully original line you got there, Hitch.
#8032 - dat me  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2015 on Hitcher's profile 0
User avatar #8033 - itsthetie (02/27/2015) [-]
s'cute
#68 - Idk what come t you're referring to you're more than fabulous …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/21/2015 on YeYouKnoMe's profile 0
User avatar #69 - YeYouKnoMe (02/22/2015) [-]
I called you a faggot hitcher, but in my defense i thought i was replying to a random person lol, sorry I've enjoyed your comics ever since you joined FJ ^^
#38 - Picture 02/20/2015 on isopodic's profile 0
#51 - As if Lelouch needs any help from his Geass to get pussy.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/20/2015 on 10 Totally True Anime Facts... +48
#128 - volshimond has deleted their comment.
#70 - anonexplains (02/20/2015) [-]
THATS THE ONLY WAY THAT NIGGA GETS PUSSY, NIGGA LOOKS LIKE THE SCRAWNY ARMY GUYS THAT COME WITH THE LITTLE PARACHUTES YOU BUY AT 99 CENT STORES
#109 - Elk is the ******* best  [+] (2 new replies) 02/20/2015 on Shit FJ says +13
User avatar #110 - Elk (02/20/2015) [-]
You're the best.
#122 - YeYouKnoMe has deleted their comment.
#243 - It's about time  [+] (2 new replies) 02/20/2015 on Get gay with an FJer +5
User avatar #253 - afrodemon (02/20/2015) [-]
so are you the gf then? i can fill the role of bf since i have a penis
User avatar #1036 - skullhead (02/20/2015) [-]
you got discarded
#233 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 02/20/2015 on Get gay with an FJer +32
User avatar #240 - afrodemon (02/20/2015) [-]
i guess we're dating now
#243 - Hitcher (02/20/2015) [-]
It's about time
User avatar #253 - afrodemon (02/20/2015) [-]
so are you the gf then? i can fill the role of bf since i have a penis
User avatar #1036 - skullhead (02/20/2015) [-]
you got discarded
#1145 - **Hitcher used "*roll rpg name*"** **Hitcher rolls Shimmaryn** 02/20/2015 on rpg name generator 0
#8025 - We've had it for months and months it used to be fun banter  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2015 on Hitcher's profile 0
User avatar #8026 - titaniums (02/19/2015) [-]
yeah, sometimes it gets boring cuz too many peeps try to converse at the same time over random topics

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#7959 - GEARBOY (02/11/2015) [+] (3 replies)
stickied by Hitcher
-w-)b
#8031 - itsthetie (02/27/2015) [-]
I love going through old FJ content
User avatar #8032 to #8031 - Hitcher (02/27/2015) [-]
dat me
User avatar #8033 to #8032 - itsthetie (02/27/2015) [-]
s'cute
#8030 - warioteam (02/21/2015) [-]
oh hitch, why didnt you tell us you were a hobo
#8029 - tarabostes (02/21/2015) [-]
MFW K-Pop keeps getting ******** and ******** by the minute not that it was at some point actually good
#8028 - titaniums (02/20/2015) [-]
yo poppy, i found your lewd topless pics
User avatar #8018 - titaniums (02/19/2015) [-]
youtube.com/watch?v=5C_99XJqIs4
how far did you get into the video?
User avatar #8019 to #8018 - Hitcher (02/19/2015) [-]
this has to be satire
User avatar #8022 to #8019 - titaniums (02/19/2015) [-]
its real. there are weirdos out there who get obsessed with certain yellow characters of a specific shape with a trademark sound lol jk, i aint bashing your spongebob love
User avatar #8017 - titaniums (02/18/2015) [-]
hitch, we miss you. plz dont go to the light
User avatar #8020 to #8017 - Hitcher (02/19/2015) [-]
the group chat is ******* ***** now
User avatar #8021 to #8020 - titaniums (02/19/2015) [-]
butt y
User avatar #8023 to #8021 - Hitcher (02/19/2015) [-]
it's a boring circlejerk
User avatar #8024 to #8023 - titaniums (02/19/2015) [-]
it can be at times, yea. what was the group for originally? it seems to be random stuff from the couple of days i've been in it
User avatar #8025 to #8024 - Hitcher (02/19/2015) [-]
We've had it for months and months

it used to be fun banter
User avatar #8026 to #8025 - titaniums (02/19/2015) [-]
yeah, sometimes it gets boring cuz too many peeps try to converse at the same time over random topics
#8016 - enzothesomething (02/18/2015) [-]
I bought Captain Toad.   
I can't stop playing it.   
Its too 						*******					 adorable.   
I've already finished two episodes.   
You've gotta help me
I bought Captain Toad.
I can't stop playing it.
Its too ******* adorable.
I've already finished two episodes.
You've gotta help me
#8013 - titaniums (02/15/2015) [-]
this am funnel cake, its basically a deep fried cake with powdered sugar on top, ***** terrible for your health though. even so, i still get it at the county fair every year, lel
#8012 - titaniums (02/15/2015) [-]
How To: Seduce Hitcher
#8010 - titaniums (02/15/2015) [-]
oh sweet jesus     
   
the last bit of this webm is one of the few things to ever make me burst out laughing on this site
oh sweet jesus

the last bit of this webm is one of the few things to ever make me burst out laughing on this site
#8003 - titaniums (02/13/2015) [-]
plz r8 this dank webm   
kawaii+gangsta=best
plz r8 this dank webm
kawaii+gangsta=best
User avatar #8005 to #8004 - titaniums (02/13/2015) [-]
i wish i had more webms like that one, i should try making them
#8001 - titaniums (02/13/2015) [-]
lel, chibi hitch is adorable as ****
User avatar #8002 to #8001 - Hitcher (02/13/2015) [-]
haha awh
I like yours better than the original.
Expression looks great.
#7992 - tarabostes (02/13/2015) [-]
Man that avatar-creature in your profile pic looks absolutely disgustin' , can't be real , did you make it in photoshop?
#7994 to #7993 - tarabostes (02/13/2015) [-]
Almost as ugly as K-Pop!
#7996 to #7995 - tarabostes (02/13/2015) [-]
Dear God k-pop might be your tastes , but man... your tastes are **** ! just like K-Pop
#7998 to #7997 - tarabostes (02/13/2015) [-]
On a scale from 1-10... THAT'S ******* GAY!
#8007 to #7999 - zeldamasterace (02/14/2015) [-]
hitcher you like k pop? thats wonderful.    
   
what about j pop?
hitcher you like k pop? thats wonderful.

what about j pop?
#8009 to #8007 - Hitcher (02/14/2015) [-]
The only jpop I really like is my #1 waifu, Kyary Pamyu Pamyu
The only jpop I really like is my #1 waifu, Kyary Pamyu Pamyu
#8000 to #7999 - tarabostes (02/13/2015) [-]
Do these faggots consider themselves men?
User avatar #7989 - titaniums (02/13/2015) [-]
i think im not gonna meet the valentines deadline for the comic

imma have to draw in a more cartoony style to save time
User avatar #7990 to #7989 - Hitcher (02/13/2015) [-]
dinny stress about a deadline
User avatar #7991 to #7990 - titaniums (02/13/2015) [-]

i'm not really stressing, i just don't wanna make a comic for a specific day several days after the holiday, ya know? like making a Halloween thing during Christmas lol
User avatar #7982 - titaniums (02/13/2015) [-]
who's that sexy gaylord as your avatar?
User avatar #7983 to #7982 - Hitcher (02/13/2015) [-]
the bae
User avatar #7984 to #7983 - titaniums (02/13/2015) [-]
who that be tho, who the bae
User avatar #7985 to #7984 - Hitcher (02/13/2015) [-]
guess
User avatar #7986 to #7985 - titaniums (02/13/2015) [-]
hmmmmm, my guess is isopodic, do i win a prize if i guessed right?
#7987 to #7986 - Hitcher (02/13/2015) [-]
Yes, you win this lovely transparent picture
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