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Hitcher

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Gender: female
Facebook Profile: HitcherSquarepants
Steam Profile: Ganondoof
Consoles Owned: Nintendo 3DS XL, Nintendo 64
Video Games Played: The Legend of Zelda, Animal Crossing: New Leaf
Interests: Spongeboob, Dr. Strange, boys
Date Signed Up:8/07/2010
Last Login:4/25/2015
Location:SCOTLAND
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#1957
Highest Content Rank:#107
Highest Comment Rank:#137
Content Thumbs: 67161 total,  83098 ,  15937
Comment Thumbs: 22179 total,  24836 ,  2657
Content Level Progress: 46.3% (463/1000)
Level 265 Content: Pure Win → Level 266 Content: Pure Win
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Level 318 Comments: Wizard → Level 319 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:2449
Content Views:536481
Total Comments Made:7946
FJ Points:40610
That spongeboob weirdo and the cutest member of the Losers.

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latest user's comments

#8449 - otp 18 hours ago on Hitcher's profile 0
#8447 - kpoop will never die 20 hours ago on Hitcher's profile 0
#8443 - this looks like some Clannad-tier mutation ******* hell  [+] (1 new reply) 20 hours ago on Hitcher's profile 0
User avatar #8444 - titaniums (20 hours ago) [-]
mission accomplished
#8440 - oooooooooooo 21 hours ago on Hitcher's profile 0
#8438 - dark brown  [+] (2 new replies) 21 hours ago on Hitcher's profile 0
User avatar #8439 - titaniums (21 hours ago) [-]
okie dokie

just making something quick 4 u fegs
User avatar #8440 - Hitcher (21 hours ago) [-]
oooooooooooo
#8427 - But luigi is fatter than Waluigi  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2015 on Hitcher's profile 0
#8428 - titaniums (04/16/2015) [-]
green Loogie and purple loogy are one in the same

their colors are purple and green, just like funnyjunk
thats why you cant leave this website
its all part of the governments plan
#8422 - I agree But I don't like Gangnam Style just as I don't enj…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2015 on Hitcher's profile 0
#8423 - discobleach (04/15/2015) [-]
twas in jest. based on your taste in k-pop music.
i dont like the song either. the lyrics are supposedly deep or whatever but im not going to care about that
#8419 - everyone sends me this every couple weeks I get it again  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2015 on Hitcher's profile 0
#8420 - warioteam (04/15/2015) [-]
poppy in the 90's
#8412 - tfw there is no god  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2015 on Hitcher's profile 0
#8417 - tarabostes (04/15/2015) [-]
You're takin' it too far non-independent-fag
#8363 - Gangnam Style is trash and a horrid misrepresentation of kpop  [+] (22 new replies) 04/14/2015 on Hitcher's profile 0
User avatar #8421 - discobleach (04/15/2015) [-]
just because the singer isn't a pretty boy doesn't make it trash
User avatar #8422 - Hitcher (04/15/2015) [-]
I agree
But I don't like Gangnam Style just as I don't enjoy a lot of "pretty boy" songs.
#8423 - discobleach (04/15/2015) [-]
twas in jest. based on your taste in k-pop music.
i dont like the song either. the lyrics are supposedly deep or whatever but im not going to care about that
User avatar #8364 - titaniums (04/14/2015) [-]
i wasnt talking shit i swear , tarabostes you better deny everything
#8368 - tarabostes (04/14/2015) [-]
I never told a lie , and i won't start now!
You're a horse with a limp, you're goin' DOWN!!!
User avatar #8370 - titaniums (04/14/2015) [-]
the only thing limp is your 2 inch willy, OOOOOOOOOOOH
#8372 - tarabostes (04/14/2015) [-]
Hitcher quadruples it in size and makes it harder than your mom's skull, 0/10 didn't even get shrekt, would not beat meat to again.
User avatar #8374 - titaniums (04/14/2015) [-]
well memed my friend, well memed
#8381 - tarabostes (04/14/2015) [-]
Do you even post rare pepes faggot? I didn't want to bring this up , but you seem to think your titaniumass is indestructible!
#8382 - titaniums (04/14/2015) [-]
i made this captainwow rare pepe, limited edition, do not steal

i am rare pepe's incarnate
#8384 - tarabostes (04/14/2015) [-]
it would be well meme'd if anyone gave a fuck about captainwew
#8385 - titaniums (04/14/2015) [-]
#r00d
captainwow is best waifu you queer

fine then have this rare itsthetie © pepe
#8387 - tarabostes (04/14/2015) [-]
<3
hahah more like captainTRASH
NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' 'BOUT TITA!!!!
User avatar #8389 - titaniums (04/14/2015) [-]
captain is a trained expert in shitjitsu, he will rain bloody diarrhea on you if ya keep talkin shit
#8390 - tarabostes (04/14/2015) [-]
tell him to 1v1 me pepe-fight i'll REK M8
User avatar #8391 - titaniums (04/14/2015) [-]
will do
#8392 - tarabostes (04/14/2015) [-]
and tell him itsthetie is best loser, fuggin punk-ass captainwow? MORE LIKE CAPTAINMEOW!!!























you know... COZ HE'S A PUSSY!!!!
User avatar #8393 - titaniums (04/14/2015) [-]
i thought hitcher was best loser
#8394 - tarabostes (04/14/2015) [-]
Not anymore, did she appear in that sims post? NOPE
User avatar #8395 - titaniums (04/14/2015) [-]
hitcher, i say you reck his shit bruh, bring the ol' highlander pain
#8396 - tarabostes (04/14/2015) [-]
she wouldn't do that! We have a special bond!
User avatar #8397 - titaniums (04/14/2015) [-]
hitch, i will give you all my good boy points if you rek his anus

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#7959 - GEARBOY (02/11/2015) [+] (30 replies)
stickied by Hitcher
-w-)b
#8448 - titaniums (18 hours ago) [-]
poppy plz explain
User avatar #8446 - titaniums (20 hours ago) [-]
i was thinking, if admin nukes the **** out of south korea, will k-poop rip in peace?
#8447 to #8446 - Hitcher (20 hours ago) [-]
kpoop will never die
kpoop will never die
User avatar #8445 - titaniums (20 hours ago) [-]
i finally quits my second shift at work and can get back to making ****** memes
atm i have 20 projects planned out including a couple non-circlejerk comics planned

drawing memes is love and life
#8441 - titaniums (21 hours ago) [-]
i sure know how to bring nightmares to life
User avatar #8443 to #8441 - Hitcher (20 hours ago) [-]
this looks like some Clannad-tier mutation ******* hell
User avatar #8444 to #8443 - titaniums (20 hours ago) [-]
mission accomplished
#8442 to #8441 - titaniums (21 hours ago) [-]
heres the original abomination for comparison
User avatar #8437 - titaniums (21 hours ago) [-]
oy popples, what color are hitchs eyes?
User avatar #8438 to #8437 - Hitcher (21 hours ago) [-]
dark brown
User avatar #8439 to #8438 - titaniums (21 hours ago) [-]
okie dokie

just making something quick 4 u fegs
User avatar #8440 to #8439 - Hitcher (21 hours ago) [-]
oooooooooooo
#8436 - fefe (04/24/2015) [-]
#8435 - titaniums (04/23/2015) [-]
plz r8 dont h8
#8432 - tarabostes ONLINE (04/20/2015) [-]
When are you goin' to grow a beard? I bet all the other Scottish girls are laughing at you!
When are you goin' to grow a beard? I bet all the other Scottish girls are laughing at you!
#8431 - fefe (04/20/2015) [-]
is this you?
User avatar #8434 to #8431 - skullhead (04/21/2015) [-]
no it's me
#8431 - titaniums (04/19/2015) [-]
is it true that Scotland only has cis white people?
#8430 - titaniums (04/18/2015) [-]
look at all that funny
#8426 - titaniums (04/16/2015) [-]
waluigi is just luigi set to wumbo
User avatar #8427 to #8426 - Hitcher (04/16/2015) [-]
But luigi is fatter than Waluigi
#8428 to #8427 - titaniums (04/16/2015) [-]
green Loogie and purple loogy are one in the same

their colors are purple and green, just like funnyjunk
thats why you cant leave this website
its all part of the governments plan
#8424 - spongebroswagpants (04/15/2015) [-]
Lets see whats going on in Hitcher's profile...
Lets see whats going on in Hitcher's profile...
#8418 - warioteam (04/15/2015) [-]
poppy in the 90's
poppy in the 90's
User avatar #8419 to #8418 - Hitcher (04/15/2015) [-]
everyone sends me this

every couple weeks I get it again
#8420 to #8419 - warioteam (04/15/2015) [-]
poppy in the 90's
poppy in the 90's
#8398 - itsthetie ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
tfw my profile don't get half the weird 			****		/comments yours does
tfw my profile don't get half the weird **** /comments yours does
#8412 to #8398 - Hitcher (04/14/2015) [-]
tfw there is no god
tfw there is no god
#8417 to #8412 - tarabostes ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
You're takin' it too far non-independent-fag
User avatar #8376 - titaniums (04/14/2015) [-]
that feel when tarabostes infects you with his autisms
it seems every time we talk it spirals downwards into ***********

tara, you're kinda like isopodic, except iso can't into memes
#8377 to #8376 - tarabostes ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
Who's isopodic? What's her bra size? I'm beggining to expand...




























Do i look like a ********** ?? My name ain't even David!
User avatar #8378 to #8377 - titaniums (04/14/2015) [-]
isopodic is the sexiest dutch girlboi ever, her bra size is 102ZZZ
but iso is already taken by hitch

tara, we all know you're davidsons alt account
#8379 to #8378 - tarabostes ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
girlboi??
bahahahaha LOOK AT 'EM TITA!!!










***** pls, he called me autistic once and i memed his ass into infinity, he knows not to stick around in comments when i show up!
User avatar #8380 to #8379 - titaniums (04/14/2015) [-]
but you are autistic
#8383 to #8380 - tarabostes ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
what's a girlboi you faggot look at all my sentences.
LOOK.AT.THEM.
























Learned from the best titaniumASS <3
User avatar #8386 to #8383 - isopodic (04/14/2015) [-]
I never called you autistic.
#8388 to #8386 - tarabostes ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
Neither did i, nice to meet you , are you radioactive?
User avatar #8413 to #8388 - isopodic (04/15/2015) [-]
It's ya boi electron capture coming straight from the K shell
#8414 to #8413 - tarabostes ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
























what the **** is that robot-thigie in your profile pic?
User avatar #8415 to #8414 - isopodic (04/15/2015) [-]
He was number one
#8416 to #8415 - tarabostes ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
No, THIS is 1!
#8350 - titaniums (04/14/2015) [-]
i was thinking bout gay-pop and it occurred to me that gangnam style was that 			******		 awesome music genre   
   
did you get into the whole &quot;gangnam style trend&quot; poppy?   
was you dancing like a weeb
i was thinking bout gay-pop and it occurred to me that gangnam style was that ****** awesome music genre

did you get into the whole "gangnam style trend" poppy?
was you dancing like a weeb
#8399 to #8350 - tarabostes ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
what? You're tellin' hitcher to do what she has always wanted?























tita pls
User avatar #8400 to #8399 - titaniums (04/14/2015) [-]
itsthetie i summon u

help me restrain this autist while i got get an adult
#8403 to #8400 - itsthetie ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
you should just stop, both of you   
   
I have no idea of what's going on
you should just stop, both of you

I have no idea of what's going on
#8404 to #8403 - titaniums (04/14/2015) [-]
bruh, i just showed him this meme i drew of hitch and then we spiraled downwards into pure autism

tbh i dont fully understand whats happening either
#8401 to #8400 - tarabostes ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
leave tie out of this sperg , he has more important **** to deal with than your ass!
User avatar #8402 to #8401 - titaniums (04/14/2015) [-]
nyet, i swear on me mum m8 i'll mention spam an army on yo bitch ass
#8405 to #8402 - tarabostes ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
is it an army of brunette spongebob lovin' scottish women ? COZ DADDY LIKE






























btw are they big ?
User avatar #8406 to #8405 - titaniums (04/14/2015) [-]
i will include as many autistic grills as it takes to take you down gayboi
User avatar #8410 to #8406 - include (04/14/2015) [-]
Exclude me bro
#8407 to #8406 - tarabostes ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
I don't believe you titasshole
User avatar #8408 to #8407 - titaniums (04/14/2015) [-]
hmmm, if i get the banana hammer its all your fault tho
#8409 to #8408 - tarabostes ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
Tit pls
User avatar #8363 to #8350 - Hitcher (04/14/2015) [-]
Gangnam Style is trash and a horrid misrepresentation of kpop
User avatar #8421 to #8363 - discobleach (04/15/2015) [-]
just because the singer isn't a pretty boy doesn't make it trash
User avatar #8422 to #8421 - Hitcher (04/15/2015) [-]
I agree
But I don't like Gangnam Style just as I don't enjoy a lot of "pretty boy" songs.
#8423 to #8422 - discobleach (04/15/2015) [-]
twas in jest. based on your taste in k-pop music.
i dont like the song either. the lyrics are supposedly deep or whatever but im not going to care about that
User avatar #8364 to #8363 - titaniums (04/14/2015) [-]
i wasnt talking **** i swear , tarabostes you better deny everything
#8368 to #8364 - tarabostes ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
I never told a lie , and i won't start now!
You're a horse with a limp, you're goin' DOWN!!!
User avatar #8370 to #8368 - titaniums (04/14/2015) [-]
the only thing limp is your 2 inch willy, OOOOOOOOOOOH
#8372 to #8370 - tarabostes ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
Hitcher quadruples it in size and makes it harder than your mom's skull, 0/10 didn't even get shrekt, would not beat meat to again.
User avatar #8374 to #8372 - titaniums (04/14/2015) [-]
well memed my friend, well memed
#8381 to #8374 - tarabostes ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
Do you even post rare pepes faggot? I didn't want to bring this up , but you seem to think your titaniumass is indestructible!
#8382 to #8381 - titaniums (04/14/2015) [-]
i made this captainwow rare pepe, limited edition, do not steal

i am rare pepe's incarnate
#8384 to #8382 - tarabostes ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
it would be well meme'd if anyone gave a **** about captainwew
#8385 to #8384 - titaniums (04/14/2015) [-]
#r00d
captainwow is best waifu you queer

fine then have this rare itsthetie © pepe
#8387 to #8385 - tarabostes ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
<3
hahah more like captainTRASH
NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' 'BOUT TITA!!!!
User avatar #8389 to #8387 - titaniums (04/14/2015) [-]
captain is a trained expert in ********* , he will rain bloody diarrhea on you if ya keep talkin ****
#8390 to #8389 - tarabostes ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
tell him to 1v1 me pepe-fight i'll REK M8
tell him to 1v1 me pepe-fight i'll REK M8
User avatar #8391 to #8390 - titaniums (04/14/2015) [-]
will do
#8392 to #8391 - tarabostes ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
and tell him itsthetie is best loser, fuggin punk-ass captainwow? MORE LIKE CAPTAINMEOW!!!























you know... COZ HE'S A PUSSY!!!!
User avatar #8393 to #8392 - titaniums (04/14/2015) [-]
i thought hitcher was best loser
#8394 to #8393 - tarabostes ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
Not anymore, did she appear in that sims post? NOPE
User avatar #8395 to #8394 - titaniums (04/14/2015) [-]
hitcher, i say you reck his **** bruh, bring the ol' highlander pain
#8396 to #8395 - tarabostes ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
she wouldn't do that! We have a special bond!
User avatar #8397 to #8396 - titaniums (04/14/2015) [-]
hitch, i will give you all my good boy points if you rek his anus
#8346 - tarabostes ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
Lmao you have so many subscribers but you don't post **** !
#8347 to #8346 - fefe (04/14/2015) [-]
users subscriptions don't even work tho
#8348 to #8347 - tarabostes ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
Anon pls   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
 then why did they subscribe?   
CHECKMATE ATHEISTS
Anon pls



























then why did they subscribe?
CHECKMATE ATHEISTS
#8349 to #8348 - titaniums (04/14/2015) [-]
they subscribed for the meme dream
#8351 to #8349 - tarabostes ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
DAMN! Nice art ! If you weren't a dude, i'd totally want a pizza dat titaniumASS brah no homo!
User avatar #8352 to #8351 - titaniums (04/14/2015) [-]
this was the first dank meme i drew for hitcher and she got mad, lel
#8353 to #8352 - tarabostes ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
Well scotland won't have independece EVER!!! THEY'D NEED A DAMN HITCHER WHALE LIFTIN' THEIR COUNTRY AND DRAGGIN' IT INTO SPACE FOR THAT!!!
User avatar #8354 to #8353 - titaniums (04/14/2015) [-]
ehhhhh

i don't think joking about scottish independence was a good idea
#8355 to #8354 - tarabostes ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
HAHA lol a girl blocked me for postin' a flag of turkey with a turkey next to it , then posting the flag burned and sayin' somethin' like "it's not like i burned it or any-OH **** OH **** OH **** "






























aaaand i called her a territory stealing prick because the ottomans invaded the balkans lmao, but as a JOKE!
people get craaazy when it comes to countries, especially when they're ****** af!
is hitler hitcher mad at you now? Or is it k?
User avatar #8356 to #8355 - titaniums (04/14/2015) [-]
its k, i made that dank meme 4 months ago so its been a while since i pissed her off lol
#8357 to #8356 - tarabostes ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
Do you want a pizza her royal ass?
User avatar #8358 to #8357 - titaniums (04/14/2015) [-]
ewww, girls have cooties you faggot
#8359 to #8358 - tarabostes ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]


























i never had that **** in my country lmao. It's like sum kinda "kid-aids" thingie ain't it?
don't worry brah, you can smell my finger after i'm done!
#8360 to #8359 - titaniums (04/14/2015) [-]
after you're done with what?
#8361 to #8360 - tarabostes ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
Erm...cooking? What the **** man, what's goin' on in yo head??
User avatar #8362 to #8361 - titaniums (04/14/2015) [-]
neural synapses
#8365 to #8362 - tarabostes ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
THEY'RE OBVIOUSLY NOT FAST ENOUGH!!!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!
#SHREKT
User avatar #8366 to #8365 - titaniums (04/14/2015) [-]
damn son, you memed me pretty hard
User avatar #8345 - titaniums (04/14/2015) [-]
isopodic x hitcher
cutest lesbian couple 2015?
User avatar #8367 to #8345 - isopodic (04/14/2015) [-]
haha ye
User avatar #8369 to #8367 - titaniums (04/14/2015) [-]
iso are you the top or bottom?
User avatar #8371 to #8369 - isopodic (04/14/2015) [-]
Ah, my friend, the scissor is an interesting tool. Two halves, when separated nothing but two knives with seemingly dull edges. Now, do we talk about a top knife? No, because TOPS is a brand that's cool for law enforcers. I'm not enforcing the law on yo gal Hitcher now, am I? Follow your dreams.
User avatar #8373 to #8371 - titaniums (04/14/2015) [-]
hitcher help me, iso is speaking those weird dutch riddles again
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