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LOSERS #11 is phresh out of the oven. And by oven I mean my vagina. Welcome to the world you utter monstrosity [link below]comment
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Gender: female
Age: 18
Facebook Profile: HitcherSquarepants
Steam Profile: Ganondoof
Consoles Owned: Nintendo 3DS XL, Nintendo 64
Video Games Played: The Legend of Zelda, Animal Crossing: New Leaf
Interests: Spongeboob, Dr. Strange, boys
Date Signed Up:8/07/2010
Last Login:10/25/2014
Location:SCOTLAND
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#102 - I didn't think that was an obscure reference hue thank  [+] (3 new replies) 2 hours ago on LOSERS #11 - The Third... 0
User avatar #103 - jokexplain (2 hours ago) [-]
no I mean the spaghetti in pockets is fine, but I think youlikeme was confused as to why she would be so successful at the sex hotline by eating spaghetti.
#104 - youlikeme (1 hour ago) [-]
yeah it seemed pretty damn far fetched. Though everyone else seemed to get it, suppose it's just me who is a little dense
#105 - youlikeme (1 hour ago) [-]
although I think I was reading too much into it, I usually over think things
#97 - Picture 2 hours ago on LOSERS #11 - The Third... 0
#96 - basically she's a beta fag so literal spaghetti in pockets  [+] (7 new replies) 2 hours ago on LOSERS #11 - The Third... 0
User avatar #116 - bestfoxgirl (20 minutes ago) [-]
That's a good comic, but how can a woman be beta? (Alpha- having confidence and charisma, being dominant, beta being the opposite of alpha). Isn't it a classical trait of males?
#108 - youlikeme (1 hour ago) [-]
I actually knew the spaghetti meme and still didn't understand. If you want to know my confusion and thought process to a full extent, keep reading.

Things were pretty clear to me until the panel where she is saying how much she is enjoying it. I thought she meant that she was enjoying the sex chat in itself, and I never understood that she had enjoyed the spaghetti in itself. And then I got confused, because why the hell would she enjoy the sex chat? So I read it over again to understand it better... which just got me more confused. Especially because she had spaghetti all over herself, which I thought meant that things had gone awkwardly. So that was a double confusion there.

But now I get it!
User avatar #99 - jokexplain (2 hours ago) [-]
you really don't want people to understand your comics, do you
enjoyed it, 9/10
User avatar #102 - Hitcher (2 hours ago) [-]
I didn't think that was an obscure reference hue
thank
User avatar #103 - jokexplain (2 hours ago) [-]
no I mean the spaghetti in pockets is fine, but I think youlikeme was confused as to why she would be so successful at the sex hotline by eating spaghetti.
#104 - youlikeme (1 hour ago) [-]
yeah it seemed pretty damn far fetched. Though everyone else seemed to get it, suppose it's just me who is a little dense
#105 - youlikeme (1 hour ago) [-]
although I think I was reading too much into it, I usually over think things
#6692 - because all of your hotness is in your heart  [+] (1 new reply) 2 hours ago on Hitcher's profile 0
User avatar #6693 - warioteam (2 hours ago) [-]
thank ms. hitcher
#6690 - well in that case all you need to do is be a chill grill who i…  [+] (3 new replies) 2 hours ago on Hitcher's profile 0
User avatar #6691 - warioteam (2 hours ago) [-]
how would i cook on a chilled grill
0/10 terrible advice
User avatar #6692 - Hitcher (2 hours ago) [-]
because all of your hotness

is in your heart
User avatar #6693 - warioteam (2 hours ago) [-]
thank ms. hitcher
#89 - Picture 2 hours ago on LOSERS #11 - The Third... 0
#6688 - I have no idea, I thought this comic would turn them off her  [+] (5 new replies) 2 hours ago on Hitcher's profile 0
User avatar #6689 - warioteam (2 hours ago) [-]
the average fjers standards are so low you could upload scat porn and they would love every fucking pixel of it
god i wish i had the willpower to escape
User avatar #6690 - Hitcher (2 hours ago) [-]
well in that case all you need to do is be a chill grill who isn't a landwhale or a feminazi
User avatar #6691 - warioteam (2 hours ago) [-]
how would i cook on a chilled grill
0/10 terrible advice
User avatar #6692 - Hitcher (2 hours ago) [-]
because all of your hotness

is in your heart
User avatar #6693 - warioteam (2 hours ago) [-]
thank ms. hitcher
#88 - Yeah. I'm Scottish. 2 hours ago on LOSERS #11 - The Third... 0
#85 - Picture 2 hours ago on LOSERS #11 - The Third... 0
#84 - Scottish  [+] (1 new reply) 2 hours ago on LOSERS #11 - The Third... +4
#86 - swagloon (2 hours ago) [-]

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User avatar #6687 - warioteam ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
you got so many dudes on your cunt
how do i get bitches and/or money?
User avatar #6688 to #6687 - Hitcher (2 hours ago) [-]
I have no idea, I thought this comic would turn them off her
User avatar #6689 to #6688 - warioteam ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
the average fjers standards are so low you could upload scat porn and they would love every ******* pixel of it
god i wish i had the willpower to escape
User avatar #6690 to #6689 - Hitcher (2 hours ago) [-]
well in that case all you need to do is be a chill grill who isn't a landwhale or a feminazi
User avatar #6691 to #6690 - warioteam ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
how would i cook on a chilled grill
0/10 terrible advice
User avatar #6692 to #6691 - Hitcher (2 hours ago) [-]
because all of your hotness

is in your heart
User avatar #6693 to #6692 - warioteam ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
thank ms. hitcher
#6686 to #6685 - Hitcher (10/23/2014) [-]
That's a wee shame
That's a wee shame
#6677 - enzothesomething (10/20/2014) [-]
I'm coming in on your comments ranking hitch.
Can you feel my green pinkies closing in?
#6678 to #6677 - Hitcher (10/20/2014) [-]
Somehow I'll get over it
Somehow I'll get over it
#6679 to #6678 - enzothesomething (10/20/2014) [-]
I don't see how anybody can get over the fact that somebody on the internet has a slightly higher rank then them on some ****** website.
User avatar #6680 to #6679 - Hitcher (10/20/2014) [-]
Check my subscribers ranking to see why I am unphased
#6682 to #6680 - enzothesomething (10/20/2014) [-]
Just a side note

If phanact gets more subscribers than you I'm going to kill myself.
I am giving all my posessions to crazyolitis because he is not a faggot.
Tell him that he still sucks at TF2.
User avatar #6683 to #6682 - crazyolitis (10/20/2014) [-]
Thanks m80.
#6681 to #6680 - enzothesomething (10/20/2014) [-]
I wonder how many of those subscriber specifically did it because you are a girl.   
   
You know there is at least one.   
   
You can't deny it.
I wonder how many of those subscriber specifically did it because you are a girl.

You know there is at least one.

You can't deny it.
#6649 - andranadu ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
did i a good
User avatar #6650 to #6649 - Hitcher (10/19/2014) [-]
Not bad not bad ma brother
#6651 to #6650 - andranadu ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
here is le meme full version
you think i should change anythin
User avatar #6652 to #6651 - Hitcher (10/19/2014) [-]
Well the hair is no longer red but whatever.

There are a few proportional issues but that's just me being an anatomy nerd
User avatar #6653 to #6652 - andranadu ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
shh im like awesome n ****
i would like to know what's wrong with the anatomy though
User avatar #6654 to #6653 - Hitcher (10/19/2014) [-]
Neck is a bit thick for a petite female such as hitch
Right arm should not be that visible. She is at a 3/4 angle so most of the upper right arm would be hidden behind her torso
The facial features are a little high up making her chin look very large.
The hair looks a little strange to me but I can tell you've taken reference from Dubly's version therefore it is a stylistic decision rather than a technical problem so it's not important.
Also the lower half of her body (below the crossed arms) is a little too slender. It looks disproportionate.

Apart from that, you've nailed the expression and the pose, looks very true to the character.
Nice job.

You've improved rapidly, keep up the great work.
User avatar #6655 to #6654 - andranadu ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
lol im flattered
and yeah i dont really get the differences in angles too much
aaaand yeah dubly's drawings were great, i couldn't not base it off his
ty hun
#6645 - darealsnooki (10/18/2014) [-]
Long time, no talk

I sorta draw stuff now
User avatar #6647 to #6645 - Hitcher (10/19/2014) [-]
Ah yes it has been a while.

You keep at it brother.
User avatar #6648 to #6647 - darealsnooki (10/19/2014) [-]
Thanks!

I also draw Rule34 stuff. Sorry that you had to read this
#6644 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/18/2014) [-]
I come to your profile and I see 1 beta 2 beta red beta blue beta
#6638 - enzothesomething (10/17/2014) [-]
If what I'm thinking is true

please tell me it isn't.
User avatar #6639 to #6638 - Hitcher (10/17/2014) [-]
I wish they existed.
#6640 to #6639 - enzothesomething (10/17/2014) [-]
I think that's taking it a bit too far, Hitch.
At that point it would be considered an unhealthy obsession.
User avatar #6641 to #6640 - Hitcher (10/17/2014) [-]
It's not even an obsession.
It's a gimmick.

And what's wrong with novelty tampons?
It's not weird to have cartoon character undies?
I know tonnes of boys who wear spongebob boxers.
Why are you antagonising tampons?
#6642 to #6641 - enzothesomething (10/17/2014) [-]
I've never worn gimmicky underwear in my life.
I've been a faggot that wears plain colors.
Let's just say I don't want my dick on lightning mcqueen for 24 hours straight.
User avatar #6643 to #6642 - Hitcher (10/17/2014) [-]
good5u
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User avatar #6637 to #6636 - delahk (10/17/2014) [-]
wrong place lel
User avatar #6634 - Sunset ONLINE (10/17/2014) [-]
You need to login to view this link

found this, you might like ti
User avatar #6635 to #6634 - Hitcher (10/17/2014) [-]
Haha yeah. I've seen this one
#6629 - anonymoose ONLINE (10/15/2014) [-]
I can feel your hate.
#6630 to #6629 - Hitcher (10/15/2014) [-]
I care like so much wow
#6631 to #6630 - anonymoose ONLINE (10/15/2014) [-]
No need to over-react. I'll change the vote. Jeez.
#6632 to #6631 - Hitcher (10/15/2014) [-]
Sorry I'm a lil passionate sometimes
User avatar #6622 - bitchitroll (10/14/2014) [-]
hi
#6626 to #6623 - bitchitroll (10/15/2014) [-]
have this awesome gif i made of a video i took
have this awesome gif i made of a video i took
User avatar #6627 to #6626 - Hitcher (10/15/2014) [-]
Very nice
User avatar #6628 to #6627 - bitchitroll (10/15/2014) [-]
nou. i used to read everything you made then you went bye bye but now your back and all i have to say is you are awesome and talented
User avatar #6633 to #6628 - Hitcher (10/15/2014) [-]
Awh thanks boo
#6620 - roflstorm (10/11/2014) [-]
I gru dees
User avatar #6675 to #6620 - Hitcher (10/19/2014) [-]
[reply limit reached]

you just cuddle your pumpkin babies and feel better
User avatar #6676 to #6675 - roflstorm (10/19/2014) [-]
I will.
Thanks.
#6621 to #6620 - Hitcher (10/11/2014) [-]
I love them
I love them
User avatar #6656 to #6621 - roflstorm (10/19/2014) [-]
I harvust'd th rest
WANA C EM?
#6658 to #6657 - roflstorm (10/19/2014) [-]
Jimbo on the left
Big Ernie on the right.

#6659 to #6658 - Hitcher (10/19/2014) [-]
The babies ♥

Welcome to the world fellas.
User avatar #6660 to #6659 - roflstorm (10/19/2014) [-]
I just wish they grew all grew earlier.....
They might have looked better...

And more orange
User avatar #6661 to #6660 - Hitcher (10/19/2014) [-]
No they're perfect ♥

What are your plans for them?
User avatar #6662 to #6661 - roflstorm (10/19/2014) [-]
My sister called dibs on carving the one on the left.
My plans for Big Ernie and the 2 orange ones are unknown.
Do you know long pumpkins last off the vine?
User avatar #6663 to #6662 - Hitcher (10/19/2014) [-]
Keep them and raise them into strong young pumples.

And no i don't.
User avatar #6664 to #6663 - roflstorm (10/19/2014) [-]
I did get permission to grow pungkins next year.

I'M GONNA BE AN ACTUAL FARMERKind of..
User avatar #6665 to #6664 - Hitcher (10/19/2014) [-]
Hey look one of my fav animes is about farmers www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddYbBTPEbqQ
#6666 to #6665 - roflstorm (10/19/2014) [-]
I never thought i'd see an anime about farming.
I never thought i'd see an anime about farming.
User avatar #6667 to #6666 - Hitcher (10/19/2014) [-]
It's fantastic, I love it.
I watched season 1 with my daddy and he loved it too.
There's a season 2 as well but I haven't seen it. I'll wait till I can watch it with my daddy.

But I highly recommend it. It's about an agriculture boarding school.
And the intro is amazing, makes me tear up a lil. So bootiful.
User avatar #6668 to #6667 - roflstorm (10/19/2014) [-]
It looks both weird as all hell, but at the same time damn good
8.9/10
Might actually watch.
User avatar #6669 to #6668 - Hitcher (10/19/2014) [-]
That was my top pick for Spring anime last year.
It's really light on the romance aspect too which I like because romance in a non-romance anime ruins everything
User avatar #6670 to #6669 - roflstorm (10/19/2014) [-]
Sounds great!
Any suggestions for a winter anime?
User avatar #6671 to #6670 - Hitcher (10/19/2014) [-]
Winter season hasn't really started yet.

But Tokyo Ghoul is fairly new and it's excellent.
I'd say it's the nest Shingeki no Kyojin.
I highly recommend it
User avatar #6672 to #6671 - roflstorm (10/19/2014) [-]
**** it.
I got nothing better to do.
I'm gonna watch the 3 animes you've mentioned.
User avatar #6673 to #6672 - Hitcher (10/19/2014) [-]
Good man, give me your verdicts.
User avatar #6674 to #6673 - roflstorm (10/19/2014) [-]
Since i'm not feeling all that great, i'll get a start of them tomorrow.
I'll let you know in a week
#6618 - itsthetie ONLINE (10/11/2014) [-]
you suck~
you suck~
#6616 - kingpinkie (10/11/2014) [-]
I WANT TO **** YOUR CLOWN GIRL
She's pretty hot
Imma need you to draw more of her pls
#6614 - frozetodeath (10/10/2014) [-]
i drew somethin 4 u bae <3
#6615 to #6614 - Hitcher (10/10/2014) [-]
Oh that's adorable. Thank you.
#6617 to #6615 - frozetodeath (10/11/2014) [-]
any time bby
any time bby
#6609 - enzothesomething (09/30/2014) [-]
How does it feel knowing people are having sexual thoughts about the comic version of you?
#6610 to #6609 - Hitcher (09/30/2014) [-]
Makes me think young men will **** anything
#6611 to #6610 - enzothesomething (09/30/2014) [-]
I am one of the few people that have standards.

For example, I will not **** a horse.

Or a whale.

Anything that isn't human.

Anyone 15+ years older than me.

Someone with all sorts of bacteria growing in their vaginal region.

A ham planet.

An incredibly ugly person.
#6612 to #6611 - Hitcher (09/30/2014) [-]
"ham planet" never fails to make me laugh
#6613 to #6612 - enzothesomething (09/30/2014) [-]
I try to forget that episode.

But now I remember.

Thanks, bitcher.
#6607 - stripey (09/29/2014) [-]
I'm glad you came back to FJ, your content is great
I'm glad you came back to FJ, your content is great
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