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Hitcher

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Gender: female
Facebook Profile: HitcherSquarepants
Steam Profile: Ganondoof
Consoles Owned: Nintendo 3DS XL, Nintendo 64
Video Games Played: The Legend of Zelda, Animal Crossing: New Leaf
Interests: Spongeboob, Dr. Strange, boys
Date Signed Up:8/07/2010
Last Login:8/01/2015
Location:SCOTLAND
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That spongeboob weirdo and the cutest member of the Losers.

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#8580 - i luv u cherub xoxoxo 07/29/2015 on Hitcher's profile 0
#208 - only irl  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2015 on Love on FJ 0
#210 - furiousmarshmellow (07/29/2015) [-]
Oh, okay.
#207 - my relationship status is "eternally fantasising about Ed…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2015 on Love on FJ +1
#209 - tevansroskos (07/29/2015) [-]
Well I'm pretty much pledged to Davey Havok so I guess we have to work through some things.
#10781648 - i-is that me?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2015 on Autism Board +1
User avatar #10781696 - reginleif (07/29/2015) [-]
Ah you came to mind, but apparently tie is drawing Vamp chicks now. Sorry. ^^
#8573 - thanks superstar  [+] (2 new replies) 07/27/2015 on Hitcher's profile 0
User avatar #8576 - itsthetie (07/28/2015) [-]
hope you doing good btw muffin, been a while
User avatar #8580 - Hitcher (07/29/2015) [-]
i luv u cherub xoxoxo
#64 - Picture 07/26/2015 on That One Kid +8
#8570 - I understood it perfectly its not that indecipherable 07/26/2015 on Hitcher's profile 0
#8567 - the similarities transcend far beyond physical appearance  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2015 on Hitcher's profile 0
User avatar #8568 - titaniums (07/25/2015) [-]
theyre similar on all levels

wonder if cap would agree tho, imma ask em and see lel
#8565 - i look so weird there what an old pic we're so young xoxo  [+] (3 new replies) 07/25/2015 on Hitcher's profile 0
User avatar #8566 - titaniums (07/25/2015) [-]
so young and full of dreams n memes

2015 was 2000 years ago, feeling old yet popples?

i asked for the pic cuz cap kinda reminds me of this guy www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtH7l-dhHZQ
User avatar #8567 - Hitcher (07/25/2015) [-]
the similarities transcend far beyond physical appearance
User avatar #8568 - titaniums (07/25/2015) [-]
theyre similar on all levels

wonder if cap would agree tho, imma ask em and see lel
#8563 - oooo this one?  [+] (5 new replies) 07/25/2015 on Hitcher's profile 0
User avatar #8564 - titaniums (07/25/2015) [-]
thats the one, thanks bae
User avatar #8565 - Hitcher (07/25/2015) [-]
i look so weird there
what an old pic

we're so young xoxo
User avatar #8566 - titaniums (07/25/2015) [-]
so young and full of dreams n memes

2015 was 2000 years ago, feeling old yet popples?

i asked for the pic cuz cap kinda reminds me of this guy www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtH7l-dhHZQ
User avatar #8567 - Hitcher (07/25/2015) [-]
the similarities transcend far beyond physical appearance
User avatar #8568 - titaniums (07/25/2015) [-]
theyre similar on all levels

wonder if cap would agree tho, imma ask em and see lel

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#7959 - GEARBOY (02/11/2015) [+] (30 replies)
stickied by Hitcher
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#8582 - titaniums (19 hours ago) [-]
>my dad comes home saying he got a puppy
>ohboy.png
>its a ******* chihuahua mixed with some other dog

since my dad is always at work and my brothers moving out, its basically gonna be my duty to raise this lil ****

the lil ****** even threw up all over my carpet the first day too


User avatar #8581 - friedgreenpomatoes ONLINE (07/29/2015) [-]
So what's your 3DS friend code number?
#8572 - itsthetie (07/26/2015) [-]
Just posting a comment here since you might want a break from the same guy doing it over and over and over
#8574 to #8572 - titaniums (07/28/2015) [-]
what kind of faggot would post nonstop on someones profile, wait a minute...
#8577 to #8575 - titaniums (07/28/2015) [-]
millhouse best waifu
User avatar #8578 to #8577 - itsthetie (07/28/2015) [-]
always
#8573 to #8572 - Hitcher (07/27/2015) [-]
thanks superstar
thanks superstar
User avatar #8576 to #8573 - itsthetie (07/28/2015) [-]
hope you doing good btw muffin, been a while
User avatar #8580 to #8576 - Hitcher (07/29/2015) [-]
i luv u cherub xoxoxo
#8571 - titaniums (07/26/2015) [-]
poppy, i just realized that your fetish is traps

those korean boys look hella feminine and it seems that's what your into

case and point, i googled feminine korean boy and this lil queer came up no homo tho
#8569 - titaniums (07/26/2015) [-]
scottish accent, not even once
i was looking at subtitles at the same time and barely understood what the hell they was saying

your people have a way with words
User avatar #8570 to #8569 - Hitcher (07/26/2015) [-]
I understood it perfectly
its not that indecipherable
User avatar #8560 - titaniums (07/25/2015) [-]
poppy, do u still have the irl pic of captain? i need it for ummm science, yeah science
User avatar #8561 to #8560 - Hitcher (07/25/2015) [-]
i have like a zillion pics of him but im not gonna distribute anything without his approval

ask him yaself
User avatar #8562 to #8561 - titaniums (07/25/2015) [-]
but then i have to say 'no homo'

ya already showed me a pic b4, one of you guys skypeing, i just cant find it anywhere
#8563 to #8562 - Hitcher (07/25/2015) [-]
oooo this one?
User avatar #8564 to #8563 - titaniums (07/25/2015) [-]
thats the one, thanks bae
User avatar #8565 to #8564 - Hitcher (07/25/2015) [-]
i look so weird there
what an old pic

we're so young xoxo
User avatar #8566 to #8565 - titaniums (07/25/2015) [-]
so young and full of dreams n memes

2015 was 2000 years ago, feeling old yet popples?

i asked for the pic cuz cap kinda reminds me of this guy www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtH7l-dhHZQ
User avatar #8567 to #8566 - Hitcher (07/25/2015) [-]
the similarities transcend far beyond physical appearance
User avatar #8568 to #8567 - titaniums (07/25/2015) [-]
theyre similar on all levels

wonder if cap would agree tho, imma ask em and see lel
#8559 - titaniums (07/24/2015) [-]
/channel/polandball/Breakfast+time/GjjcLTw/

>scotland has oil
>scotland wants freedom

murica can exchange that oil for some freedoms in the form of freedom missiles of course
#8556 - titaniums (07/23/2015) [-]
trying to understand k/j-poop songs lyrics
#8557 to #8556 - Hitcher (07/23/2015) [-]
jpop is trash
#8558 to #8557 - titaniums (07/24/2015) [-]
why does that chinese boi look like he's cumming
User avatar #8555 - idoliam ONLINE (07/20/2015) [-]
noot noot
User avatar #8552 - warioteam (07/19/2015) [-]
/Best+korea+the+fj+song/movies/5289933/
remember when you were called a bitch in a song and u played it cool as fuk
User avatar #8554 to #8552 - Hitcher (07/19/2015) [-]
There was no reason for me to be upset lol
I like attention
#8551 - titaniums (07/13/2015) [-]
rest in peace nintendo man
#8550 - titaniums (07/12/2015) [-]
hmmm
i dunno if i should go with my ****** semi-realism style or my even ******** chibi style for that thing imma make you

i might use both

thoughts?
#8540 - titaniums (07/10/2015) [-]
hey poopy, can you tell me the story of the the guy with the 10 inch er and the greek guy at work again?

i may or may not be making a mini comic about that moment in ur life
User avatar #8541 to #8540 - Hitcher (07/10/2015) [-]
wait what
#8542 to #8541 - titaniums (07/10/2015) [-]
i remember that you told me that a guy accused you of taking 10 bucks from him at work like his change or sumfin a while back, and that you had a spaghetti induced meltdown
and there was a mention of a greek dude
User avatar #8548 to #8542 - Hitcher (07/10/2015) [-]
i was working the tills by myself when I worked at burger king
it was a very stressful day

we had a queue out the door and there was only 3 people working at the time, I had to operate the tills, drive thru and assemble all the orders myself.

anyway the rush died down eventually and i was really tired and stressed but i kept a brave face

them some guy came up
ordered a cheeseburger which is 99p
he gave me £10 and kept talking to be as i took the money and was counting change
I'm very careful with notes because we got a lot of fakes so I checked every note

gave him his £9.01 change
he's like "i gave u a 20" and i was like no u didn't u filthy cunt
he was like "open ur till, i bet u the latest £20 u have in there has "xxxx" as the serial number and is folded this way"
his pal had come in before him and paid with a twenty so he memorised the number of that twenty
i refused to give him the extra £10 change
he starts shouting at me and threatening me
i call for my manager, im almost in tears at this point, i was so exhausted
my manager comes and he knows i'm not thick , i know what money i take. I tell my manager "I am not giving him that tenner because when my till is £10 short at the end of the day, I'll have to replace it which is not happening". What these scumbags don't understand is my till is counted every night after every shift and if my till is short, i have to replace the money. He's not stealing from some big corporation, he's stealing from an 18 year old student working her ass off for in a ****** job for minimum wage.
we have cameras near the till area
my manager says "ok i'll go check the cameras" he leaves for a sec, the guy is still shouting at me, teliing me to give him the money and threatening me more. he looks like he's getting ready to lunge over the counter at me.
my manger comes back "you gave her £10"
"that's ******** mate you didn't check anything i know how these businesses work etc etc etc u send me a copy of that footage etc"
He starts arguing with my manager and i try to take orders as theres a small queue behind this drama

I've got tears in my eyes but I still pretend to be Snow White and politely take orders, then before i take the last one I say to the young man "one moment please"

I go to the kitchen and just collapse onto the floor and cry a little
the greek girl (so thats what u meant lol) who was working in the kitchen had no idea what was going on and she was like "WAT THE FACK"
then i go back and they're still arguing
I'm like "Simon phone the poliiiice" so he say "I'm phoning the police". He goes back to the office the guy shouts at me a little more then I tell him to leave because we're phoning the police. He begins to leave but before he does he looks me in the eye, points at me and says "I'll see you on the streets"

User avatar #8549 to #8548 - titaniums (07/11/2015) [-]
holy **** that's rough, that guys a ******* douchebag

i've had peeps try to pull that **** a few times but not as aggressively as that asshole

lmao, one guy's change was a single penny normally people don't like to carry em around so they leave loose change behind and he went ******* and said he didnt like, and i quote, "when you people try to take my hard earned money". all that over a penny
User avatar #8543 to #8542 - Hitcher (07/10/2015) [-]
oh yesss

there was no greek man tho lol
User avatar #8544 to #8543 - titaniums (07/10/2015) [-]
hmmm, my memory must be rusty then

rip imaginary greek man

i may still include him tho
User avatar #8545 to #8544 - include (07/10/2015) [-]
I'll always include you babe.

And hitcher too.
#8546 to #8545 - titaniums (07/10/2015) [-]
you heard it hitchie, 3some at includes place
#8538 - megpoidgumibear (07/08/2015) [-]
u ded?
u ded?
User avatar #8539 to #8538 - Hitcher (07/09/2015) [-]
i wish
#8553 to #8539 - megpoidgumibear (07/19/2015) [-]
don't be that guy/girl. "are you a boy? or a girl?" Prof. Dr. Oak 1998
#8528 - Elk (07/04/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** Do you even make content anymore?
User avatar #8536 to #8528 - Hitcher (07/07/2015) [-]
not really lmao
User avatar #8529 to #8528 - titaniums (07/05/2015) [-]
silly moose

don't you know that lurking>making memes?
#8530 to #8529 - Elk (07/05/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** Yeah, but rolling>lurking
User avatar #8531 to #8530 - titaniums (07/05/2015) [-]
bruh, is that even sfw?
#8532 to #8531 - Elk (07/05/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** Nope.
User avatar #8533 to #8532 - titaniums (07/05/2015) [-]
but what if admin decides to give you his long hard bananahammer?
#8534 to #8533 - Elk (07/05/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** It wouldn't be the first time.
#8527 - titaniums (07/04/2015) [-]
independence and freedom

soz fam i just kid
#8526 - titaniums (06/30/2015) [-]
rip old dr strange

of course these sjw's want to "redefine" him just like poor ol thor
#8523 - guardianatreyu (06/28/2015) [-]
Thoughts on the changes being made to Doctor Strange? All I know at the moment is that he's being written by the same cunt who ruined Thor so take from that what you will.
User avatar #8524 to #8523 - Hitcher (06/29/2015) [-]
i'm probably going to kill myself
User avatar #8522 - anonymoose (06/27/2015) [-]
Who's the girl in your cover photo there?
User avatar #8525 to #8522 - Hitcher (06/29/2015) [-]
my love
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