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Hitcher

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can u guys post burnistoun instead of limmy. burnistoun is way bettercomment
Personal Info
Gender: female
Facebook Profile: HitcherSquarepants
Steam Profile: Ganondoof
Consoles Owned: Nintendo 3DS XL, Nintendo 64
Video Games Played: The Legend of Zelda, Animal Crossing: New Leaf
Interests: Spongeboob, Dr. Strange, boys
Date Signed Up:8/07/2010
Last Login:6/29/2015
Location:SCOTLAND
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Total Comments Made:7972
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That spongeboob weirdo and the cutest member of the Losers.

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#8525 - my love 23 hours ago on Hitcher's profile 0
#8524 - i'm probably going to kill myself 23 hours ago on Hitcher's profile 0
#1952 - ily 06/23/2015 on Post pic, meet hottie #2... 0
#40 - you tried xoxo 06/23/2015 on show your friends how much... +1
#38 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 06/23/2015 on show your friends how much... +1
User avatar #39 - dndxplain (06/23/2015) [-]
I'm sorry about jacques ;-;
User avatar #40 - Hitcher (06/23/2015) [-]
you tried xoxo
#36 - haha ye 06/13/2015 on Newton Would Be Proud 0
#26 - haha ye I found this video over a year ago… 06/10/2015 on I can't believe you've done... 0
#8516 - me rn tbh 06/08/2015 on Hitcher's profile 0
#8513 - fine how r u  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2015 on Hitcher's profile 0
User avatar #8514 - greeling (06/06/2015) [-]
gdgd

I'm good.

What's up?
#8511 - ayo  [+] (3 new replies) 06/06/2015 on Hitcher's profile 0
User avatar #8512 - greeling (06/06/2015) [-]
How's it going?
User avatar #8513 - Hitcher (06/06/2015) [-]
fine

how r u
User avatar #8514 - greeling (06/06/2015) [-]
gdgd

I'm good.

What's up?

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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#7959 - GEARBOY (02/11/2015) [+] (30 replies)
stickied by Hitcher
-w-)b
#8523 - guardianatreyu (06/28/2015) [-]
Thoughts on the changes being made to Doctor Strange? All I know at the moment is that he's being written by the same cunt who ruined Thor so take from that what you will.
User avatar #8524 to #8523 - Hitcher (23 hours ago) [-]
i'm probably going to kill myself
User avatar #8522 - anonymoose (06/27/2015) [-]
Who's the girl in your cover photo there?
User avatar #8525 to #8522 - Hitcher (23 hours ago) [-]
my love
#8521 - Rascal (06/25/2015) [-]
is this you?
User avatar #8520 - titaniums (06/19/2015) [-]
funnyjunk.com/It+s+funny+cause+i+m+scottish/movies/5586669/

bruh, i saw this and all i could understand was "laptop" and "phone"
#8519 - titaniums (06/13/2015) [-]
popples, long time no talk

anything interesting happen while i been away?
User avatar #8518 - psychadelicace (06/10/2015) [-]
i thought you were gone
User avatar #8517 - tarabostes ONLINE (06/10/2015) [-]
**tarabostes poked you**
User avatar #8516 to #8515 - Hitcher (06/08/2015) [-]
me rn tbh
User avatar #8512 to #8511 - greeling (06/06/2015) [-]
How's it going?
User avatar #8513 to #8512 - Hitcher (06/06/2015) [-]
fine

how r u
User avatar #8514 to #8513 - greeling (06/06/2015) [-]
gdgd

I'm good.

What's up?
User avatar #8507 to #8506 - greeling (06/05/2015) [-]
How it be?
User avatar #8508 to #8507 - Hitcher (06/05/2015) [-]
fine
going to bed
gotta get up for work at 6
goodnight
User avatar #8509 to #8508 - greeling (06/05/2015) [-]
Welp aight.
Good night.
User avatar #8504 - warioteam (06/04/2015) [-]
sup fly honey i am a 40 yr old trucker from florida usa
asl
#8503 - titaniums (06/01/2015) [-]
that feel when
#8502 - tarabostes ONLINE (05/28/2015) [-]
show me your ******* tits
#8501 - titaniums (05/28/2015) [-]
bruh, my internet was out for 2 weeks thanks to some spoopy ass nonstop thunderstorms. i almost became a normalfag without fj and ****** memes
#8498 - titaniums (05/17/2015) [-]
would you date the 5ft kawaii scottish boi with an affinity for k-poop?
or would you dislike your gender swapped self?
#8494 - titaniums (05/14/2015) [-]
i was on a marvel movie binge tfw no real life and saw that a dr strange movie was in pre-production

would you like to see beneficial cucumber play as strange?
hopefully they do this hero justice on the same level as the avengers films
User avatar #8495 to #8494 - Hitcher (05/16/2015) [-]
benedict will do a marvellous job

as a lifelong Dr. Strange fan, i have every bit of faith in him

However, he has the WORST fanbase ever so no doubt his ****** tumblrista fan girls will ruin Dr Strange forever just as they ruin everything
User avatar #8496 to #8495 - titaniums (05/16/2015) [-]
how pissed would you have been if the producers had made strange a black female midget pancake-kin with a bad knee or some other sjw ***** just for the sake of "muh diversity"

it happened to poor ol' johnny storm not to that degree of ridiculousness though
User avatar #8497 to #8496 - Hitcher (05/16/2015) [-]
i would kms

I've waited my whole life for this film

my baby, the most underrated superhero of all time FINALLY gets a film

they better not **** with his origin story cos it's really good
#8493 - tarabostes ONLINE (05/14/2015) [-]
WANT A RIDE??!?!???
#8490 - Rascal (05/12/2015) [-]
wait a second...
SNP= Scottish Nationalist Party
NSP= Nationalist Socialist Party

SNP=NSP Confirmed Hitcher=Hitler Confirmed

I'm onto you adolf
User avatar #8499 to #8490 - warioteam (05/18/2015) [-]
nsp=ninja sex party
User avatar #8492 to #8490 - Hitcher (05/13/2015) [-]
He had some good points
User avatar #8491 to #8489 - Hitcher (05/12/2015) [-]
i love u joshie
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