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#9 - But we're on funnyjunk we are all forever alone  [+] (1 reply) 01/08/2011 on Fuck Yea -1
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#6 - Your on Funnyjunk of course you are  [+] (4 replies) 01/08/2011 on Fuck Yea 0
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#9 - HerpaDeDerpa (01/08/2011) [-]
But we're on funnyjunk we are all forever alone
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#17 - I'm mad 01/07/2011 on fort minor 0
#20 - it might not be just a stamp in it though who knows  [+] (2 replies) 01/07/2011 on why god, WHYYYY 0
#22 - MrSuperTroll (01/07/2011) [-]
I know...its a hole
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#23 - dontya (01/07/2011) [-]
thats what he said.
#16 - takes more metal so it costs more money over time, so it adds up  [+] (6 replies) 01/07/2011 on why god, WHYYYY +1
#19 - MrSuperTroll (01/07/2011) [-]
how does stamping a dent in a can cost money
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#39 - thephantur (01/07/2011) [-]
Because you need new equipment to punch the hole? The design in the USA is meant to be made easier and cheaper...
#47 - anon (01/07/2011) [-]
creates more surface. therefore more metal.
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#20 - HerpaDeDerpa (01/07/2011) [-]
it might not be just a stamp in it though who knows
#22 - MrSuperTroll (01/07/2011) [-]
I know...its a hole
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#23 - dontya (01/07/2011) [-]
thats what he said.
#52 - nice pest control my friend  [+] (2 replies) 01/06/2011 on NEW BORN KiTTENS -1
#54 - anon (01/07/2011) [-]
Thanks man. I post a vid someday. Its more of a bright ass green beam into a cats face and it runs off. Not sure if it really does anything, but it keeps the shits away from my house. I suppose I could wait for one to be on a ledge, fire the laser and scream avada kedavra!!!
#77 - anon (01/13/2011) [-]
#48 - I'm sorry to say this but... WE. WILL. AVENGE. THEM. whether y…  [+] (35 replies) 01/06/2011 on NEW BORN KiTTENS +1
#50 - anon (01/06/2011) [-]
Yeah... the cat lovers fetish is a Euro zone thing. Pretty sure every red blooded American thinks cats are fukin skum. I know I do. I use a high power laser to blind strays!
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#55 - jacksdiner (01/08/2011) [-]
Make an account and say that, you little bitch.
#56 - anon (01/10/2011) [-]
Look at you internet tough guy. Fuck you and every cat you ever loved. I hoped they died painfully.
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#57 - jacksdiner (01/10/2011) [-]
Big words from an anon.
#58 - anon (01/10/2011) [-]
I suppose the words in that sentence would be pretty damn big for your pea brain to understand. Cats are fucking buckets of suck and fail, like your life will be.
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#60 - jacksdiner (01/10/2011) [-]
What do you base that on? The ancient Egyptians worshiped them; has anyone ever worshiped you? No? Then fuck you. Go be raped by your dad again or something.
#61 - anon (01/11/2011) [-]
And we all see how well that worked out. Where is this super advanced race of cat worshiping people? Fucking gone thousands of years before fucking Christ. That worked out well. But in more recent news, your mom worshiped my dick last night. I suppose that counts, although not for much since your mother is a whore. I ran over a cat yesterday and thought of you.
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#74 - jacksdiner (01/12/2011) [-]
The ancient Egyptians taught the greatest human military machine EVER, the romans, a few of their tricks, they knew of modern anatomy far before the Europeans, they managed to preserve honey for 4,000 years, and built the only still-standing ancient wonder. When you do all of that, then you can fucking criticize them. My mother died when I was 4, so i'm an orphan, and, on top of that, saying my mum's a whore and you fucked her is the single most un-original insult there is. I don't care that you ran over a cat, really, i don't. What i do care about is how much of a coward you are. You won't make an account, you won't fight anything bigger than you, so you resort to cats. Real fucking brave.
#78 - anon (01/13/2011) [-]
The Romans conqured the Egyptians. The Egyptians did not happliy give them secrets, the Egyprians were raped and killed like the cat loveing faggots they were. Its not hard to have a huge pile of fucking worthless stones in the middle of a damn desert be around for a long ass time, as nothing happens in a fucking desert. I am glad your mother died when you were young, it saves here the immense dissapointment she would be feeling right now seeing her son as a furry faggot. And your mother is dead? That explains why she was so tight! A bit dry, but nothing some spit couldent cure. I hate cats as much as I hate the wortless retard babies who love them. You are the pubic lice of life. And I am never going to make an account. This is more fun.
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#81 - jacksdiner (01/15/2011) [-]
So desert storms, graverobbers and raiders never existed? Those are the trials of the desert. I'm not a furry, I'm a member of the RSPCA. And seriously, those insults don't affect me. Why no account? Scared people will thumb you down too much?
#82 - anon (01/15/2011) [-]
Uneducated knuckle heads stole all their shit. Big bad ass tombs and crappy curses all for suck. In the end, we have taken decades to figure out what the hell they were on about. Ding bats couldn't even really secure their own history for genearations to view with out it being stolen. I know how you anmial sucking weirdos work. You have nothing better to do than pour cream on your balls and hope for mr fagballs to lick it off. So when someone says something different from what you are used to, its up to you and all your weird cream soaked genital friends to do something more worthless than this thread.
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#87 - jacksdiner (01/16/2011) [-]
Most graverobbers died in those tombs. Curses never existed, it was tomb spores. It did take decade to work out why the Egyptians built them. They did secure their history, in Hieroglyphic form. I've never had any kind of sex with an animal, never used anything except porn to help me masturbate, and you're an Anon. You have no opinions.
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#75 - anon (01/12/2011) [-]
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#76 - jacksdiner (01/12/2011) [-]
More like tl;cr for you.
#79 - anon (01/13/2011) [-]
You are an annoying little twat.
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#80 - jacksdiner (01/15/2011) [-]
Like your mum's twat was yesterday.
#83 - anon (01/15/2011) [-]
atleast my mom's twat works. i needed half a tube of astro-glide in your moms vag and ass and mouth to get rolling on that dead bitch.
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#85 - jacksdiner (01/16/2011) [-]
So, you claim i'm into bestiality, which i'm not, and that being a furry is wrong, the worst thing you can be, then you fuck a corpse. Bestiality comes from thousands of years of humans being animals, so in a way, it's a little bit natural. Weird, but natural. Necrophilia, on the other hand, comes from nowhere except your own sick, small mind. GTFO and STFU, Anon. You have no opinion, you fucking twelve-year-old British cunt.
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#62 - omegajim (01/11/2011) [-]
I don't know if you guys realize this, but I get notifications when you two post another stupid ass post toward eachother. Pic another picture or something.

Btw, Anon, it's not a good idea to post shit about killing/raping/torturing cats or whatEVER you're writing, on a picture about new born kittens. MY FUCKING NEW BORN KITTENS. I swear to god if you had an account, I would grrrriiinddd your ass.

Sincerely, Omegajim, with love. <3
#63 - anon (01/11/2011) [-]
Omegajim, Fuck you.
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#64 - omegajim (01/11/2011) [-]
My pleasure. Tell me your address and I'll be sure to send you a Twilight Dildo for you're mother when you both decide to get frisky.

Don't forget to put it in the freezer first...(;
#65 - anon (01/11/2011) [-]
Awesome! I will be sure to beat you with my sparkly fucking dick. My address is:

123 Whore Lane
Your Moms House, CT.

I will say hi to your mother for you. She is bakeing cookies.
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#66 - omegajim (01/11/2011) [-]
My mother could beat your ass up, bitchh.

(; Don't try and get cocky with me now. I didn't join FJ to make friends, nor enemies... but for you my young ignorant sir, I'll make a special exception.

#67 - anon (01/11/2011) [-]
Pssh. My dad could beat your mom. And would you look at that! I am makeing people change their life goals! Go me! I am awesome! I should hunt down that yowling cat and smack it with a broom to celebrate! awww yeah.
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#68 - omegajim (01/11/2011) [-]
I hope he gives you rabies you over conceited bastard... lol
#69 - anon (01/11/2011) [-]
Naw, fear seat in and it booked. I chased it screaming like a loon, but lost interest when I saw I needed to vault a rought iron fence. I was all like fuck that shit yo. Dis ma fukka can hiss and run off all he want. He be back. I something special waiting, your mother. She's a trap. PRE-OP!!
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#70 - omegajim (01/11/2011) [-]
Okayy you're funny, amazing, and good at everything you do.
Can you shut up now?

Ohh of course you can't, because you're mentally ill.
Sorry for even asking.
#71 - anon (01/11/2011) [-]
Thas rite bish! I'm all fucked in da head!! I'm high on PCP and tonite, your dad and I will inject dope into our scrotum's!!
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#72 - omegajim (01/11/2011) [-]
That actually made me chuckle (:
#73 - anon (01/11/2011) [-]
Right on man. Dave Chapell and Venture Brothers in one bite. I'm out. I hate cats. Really hate them. I pay them no mind until they come into arms length. I'm pretty sure that laser does nothing. They run off just fine. I will be upgradeing to a more powerful one later as soon as I want to part with 1200 bones. I will be in the shadows.

lol, roofie meeting captcha.
#52 - HerpaDeDerpa (01/06/2011) [-]
nice pest control my friend
#54 - anon (01/07/2011) [-]
Thanks man. I post a vid someday. Its more of a bright ass green beam into a cats face and it runs off. Not sure if it really does anything, but it keeps the shits away from my house. I suppose I could wait for one to be on a ledge, fire the laser and scream avada kedavra!!!
#77 - anon (01/13/2011) [-]