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#30 - BOSAMI, NIQQA. Korra's bitch ass didn't deserve him, …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2012 on Who else thinks... +2
User avatar #31 - HellzReap (06/24/2012) [-]
That "Niqqa" was supposed to be ironic. I hope you guys can forgive me.
#46 - Avatar, The Last Air-Bender: The Promise. Bad-ass com… 06/24/2012 on Zuko's mom? +1
#16 - Mako's a dick. I hope she ends up with Bolin. 06/23/2012 on Asami is too nice? +14
#18 - Riddle = Snapping Turtle 06/23/2012 on RANDOM FACTS-57 +1
#27 - They even stole Slade's last name; Wilson.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2012 on Amon's True Identity 0
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#14 - You say you study physics? It's clearly not astronomi…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/23/2012 on my first comp +1
User avatar #15 - niceguydan (06/25/2012) [-]
yeah well who made the explosion?
User avatar #16 - HellzReap (06/25/2012) [-]
"Who"
"Explosion"

Wrong on both accounts, good sir. The big bang was more of a massive implosion, and happened purely because "Nothing" is impossible. In the vastness of space, matter and energy follow a certain set of laws (Widely accepted as 'String theory,') the most basic of which is gravity. Matter attracts to itself, whereas energy moves from it's source in the form of radiation.

String theory implies that the universe is far more heavy than should be. Why is this? Because there is a lot of matter which is fickle and unobserved. This matter is called "Dark matter," called so simply because of it's invisibility. What does this have to do with your question, though?

Upon observing the way matter and energy act when approaching the event horizon of a black hole, we learn how they acted 'Before' the big bang. As they move closer to the black hole, they approach the speed of light, causing time itself to slow down. In the incredibly dense state of a black hole, we see reflected space before there was matter. What's at the center, you ask? Absolute nothingness. No space, no matter, no energy, and most important, no time.

When asked "Who caused the big bang," Steven Hawking (The most trusted physicist of our time,) said "That question makes no sense. Before the big bang, there was no space; no time for anyone to create anything."

If you're not so dense as to stop caring about the matter simply because you've been proved wrong, I suggest you research it a bit more thoroughly. This entire matter was discussed in the Science channel's series "Curiosity," episode one. If you require a more trusted source, check out Hawking's book.
User avatar #17 - niceguydan (06/25/2012) [-]
copying and pasting a wiki page does not make you smart. in fact it is impossible to have nothing, so therefore if there was nothing before the big bang then it would never have happened. and string theory actually talks about time and spacial dimensions existing within one another.
#18 - HellzReap (06/25/2012) [-]
If you think I copy and paste, fucking google what I said. Here I am trying to fucking HELP YOU and you accuse me of copy and pasting. Seriously, fuck you and your closed mindedness. I'm fucking done with Christians.
User avatar #19 - niceguydan (06/26/2012) [-]
one-nil
#12 - It also said that stars were glimpses of heaven peaking throug…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/23/2012 on my first comp +1
User avatar #13 - niceguydan (06/23/2012) [-]
no it didn't say any of those things, and as an A2 level physics student i find it hard to believe that the universe could have started from nothing, if of course it is true. so believing in a intelligent creator makes more sense than believing that the entire universe in all its glory was created from and explosion from nothing. But assuming it is true, then we as the human race were too created from nothing.
User avatar #14 - HellzReap (06/23/2012) [-]
You say you study physics?

It's clearly not astronomical physics. Read up on the big bang before you claim to know it and then say "It was an explosion caused by nothing." And also, yes, the bible did say those things. The original bible heralded many so called 'facts' disproven by science, before King James came along and made a more believable fairy tale.
User avatar #15 - niceguydan (06/25/2012) [-]
yeah well who made the explosion?
User avatar #16 - HellzReap (06/25/2012) [-]
"Who"
"Explosion"

Wrong on both accounts, good sir. The big bang was more of a massive implosion, and happened purely because "Nothing" is impossible. In the vastness of space, matter and energy follow a certain set of laws (Widely accepted as 'String theory,') the most basic of which is gravity. Matter attracts to itself, whereas energy moves from it's source in the form of radiation.

String theory implies that the universe is far more heavy than should be. Why is this? Because there is a lot of matter which is fickle and unobserved. This matter is called "Dark matter," called so simply because of it's invisibility. What does this have to do with your question, though?

Upon observing the way matter and energy act when approaching the event horizon of a black hole, we learn how they acted 'Before' the big bang. As they move closer to the black hole, they approach the speed of light, causing time itself to slow down. In the incredibly dense state of a black hole, we see reflected space before there was matter. What's at the center, you ask? Absolute nothingness. No space, no matter, no energy, and most important, no time.

When asked "Who caused the big bang," Steven Hawking (The most trusted physicist of our time,) said "That question makes no sense. Before the big bang, there was no space; no time for anyone to create anything."

If you're not so dense as to stop caring about the matter simply because you've been proved wrong, I suggest you research it a bit more thoroughly. This entire matter was discussed in the Science channel's series "Curiosity," episode one. If you require a more trusted source, check out Hawking's book.
User avatar #17 - niceguydan (06/25/2012) [-]
copying and pasting a wiki page does not make you smart. in fact it is impossible to have nothing, so therefore if there was nothing before the big bang then it would never have happened. and string theory actually talks about time and spacial dimensions existing within one another.
#18 - HellzReap (06/25/2012) [-]
If you think I copy and paste, fucking google what I said. Here I am trying to fucking HELP YOU and you accuse me of copy and pasting. Seriously, fuck you and your closed mindedness. I'm fucking done with Christians.
User avatar #19 - niceguydan (06/26/2012) [-]
one-nil
#10 - So for you to believe a puzzle exists, you need to see all the…  [+] (9 new replies) 06/22/2012 on my first comp +1
User avatar #11 - niceguydan (06/22/2012) [-]
the bible stated before anyone else that the earth revolves around the sun, it also stated before anyone else that the earth was a sphere. also many biblical prophesies have come true, even 100 years or so after they were talked about
User avatar #12 - HellzReap (06/23/2012) [-]
It also said that stars were glimpses of heaven peaking through.

It also said that every animal in the world was in walking distance of an arc.

It also said that a man was able to live inside the mouth of a whale.

It also stated it's physically possible to walk on water.

It also stated that this "Jesus" fellow could make something out of nothing, which breaks the universal laws of physics.
User avatar #13 - niceguydan (06/23/2012) [-]
no it didn't say any of those things, and as an A2 level physics student i find it hard to believe that the universe could have started from nothing, if of course it is true. so believing in a intelligent creator makes more sense than believing that the entire universe in all its glory was created from and explosion from nothing. But assuming it is true, then we as the human race were too created from nothing.
User avatar #14 - HellzReap (06/23/2012) [-]
You say you study physics?

It's clearly not astronomical physics. Read up on the big bang before you claim to know it and then say "It was an explosion caused by nothing." And also, yes, the bible did say those things. The original bible heralded many so called 'facts' disproven by science, before King James came along and made a more believable fairy tale.
User avatar #15 - niceguydan (06/25/2012) [-]
yeah well who made the explosion?
User avatar #16 - HellzReap (06/25/2012) [-]
"Who"
"Explosion"

Wrong on both accounts, good sir. The big bang was more of a massive implosion, and happened purely because "Nothing" is impossible. In the vastness of space, matter and energy follow a certain set of laws (Widely accepted as 'String theory,') the most basic of which is gravity. Matter attracts to itself, whereas energy moves from it's source in the form of radiation.

String theory implies that the universe is far more heavy than should be. Why is this? Because there is a lot of matter which is fickle and unobserved. This matter is called "Dark matter," called so simply because of it's invisibility. What does this have to do with your question, though?

Upon observing the way matter and energy act when approaching the event horizon of a black hole, we learn how they acted 'Before' the big bang. As they move closer to the black hole, they approach the speed of light, causing time itself to slow down. In the incredibly dense state of a black hole, we see reflected space before there was matter. What's at the center, you ask? Absolute nothingness. No space, no matter, no energy, and most important, no time.

When asked "Who caused the big bang," Steven Hawking (The most trusted physicist of our time,) said "That question makes no sense. Before the big bang, there was no space; no time for anyone to create anything."

If you're not so dense as to stop caring about the matter simply because you've been proved wrong, I suggest you research it a bit more thoroughly. This entire matter was discussed in the Science channel's series "Curiosity," episode one. If you require a more trusted source, check out Hawking's book.
User avatar #17 - niceguydan (06/25/2012) [-]
copying and pasting a wiki page does not make you smart. in fact it is impossible to have nothing, so therefore if there was nothing before the big bang then it would never have happened. and string theory actually talks about time and spacial dimensions existing within one another.
#18 - HellzReap (06/25/2012) [-]
If you think I copy and paste, fucking google what I said. Here I am trying to fucking HELP YOU and you accuse me of copy and pasting. Seriously, fuck you and your closed mindedness. I'm fucking done with Christians.
User avatar #19 - niceguydan (06/26/2012) [-]
one-nil
#8 - A theory with more evidence than the OJ Simpson trial! All the…  [+] (11 new replies) 06/22/2012 on my first comp +1
User avatar #9 - niceguydan (06/22/2012) [-]
so what you are saying is that the bible has no factual information? if that is what you are saying then you are highly mistaken. and as for the so called 'evidence' it has huge gaps missing in the fossil records which Evolution seem to rely on the most.
User avatar #10 - HellzReap (06/22/2012) [-]
So for you to believe a puzzle exists, you need to see all the pieces?

Also, please give me any factual information in the bible. For every 1 I can give you 2 pieces of absolute bullshit proved wrong by science.
User avatar #11 - niceguydan (06/22/2012) [-]
the bible stated before anyone else that the earth revolves around the sun, it also stated before anyone else that the earth was a sphere. also many biblical prophesies have come true, even 100 years or so after they were talked about
User avatar #12 - HellzReap (06/23/2012) [-]
It also said that stars were glimpses of heaven peaking through.

It also said that every animal in the world was in walking distance of an arc.

It also said that a man was able to live inside the mouth of a whale.

It also stated it's physically possible to walk on water.

It also stated that this "Jesus" fellow could make something out of nothing, which breaks the universal laws of physics.
User avatar #13 - niceguydan (06/23/2012) [-]
no it didn't say any of those things, and as an A2 level physics student i find it hard to believe that the universe could have started from nothing, if of course it is true. so believing in a intelligent creator makes more sense than believing that the entire universe in all its glory was created from and explosion from nothing. But assuming it is true, then we as the human race were too created from nothing.
User avatar #14 - HellzReap (06/23/2012) [-]
You say you study physics?

It's clearly not astronomical physics. Read up on the big bang before you claim to know it and then say "It was an explosion caused by nothing." And also, yes, the bible did say those things. The original bible heralded many so called 'facts' disproven by science, before King James came along and made a more believable fairy tale.
User avatar #15 - niceguydan (06/25/2012) [-]
yeah well who made the explosion?
User avatar #16 - HellzReap (06/25/2012) [-]
"Who"
"Explosion"

Wrong on both accounts, good sir. The big bang was more of a massive implosion, and happened purely because "Nothing" is impossible. In the vastness of space, matter and energy follow a certain set of laws (Widely accepted as 'String theory,') the most basic of which is gravity. Matter attracts to itself, whereas energy moves from it's source in the form of radiation.

String theory implies that the universe is far more heavy than should be. Why is this? Because there is a lot of matter which is fickle and unobserved. This matter is called "Dark matter," called so simply because of it's invisibility. What does this have to do with your question, though?

Upon observing the way matter and energy act when approaching the event horizon of a black hole, we learn how they acted 'Before' the big bang. As they move closer to the black hole, they approach the speed of light, causing time itself to slow down. In the incredibly dense state of a black hole, we see reflected space before there was matter. What's at the center, you ask? Absolute nothingness. No space, no matter, no energy, and most important, no time.

When asked "Who caused the big bang," Steven Hawking (The most trusted physicist of our time,) said "That question makes no sense. Before the big bang, there was no space; no time for anyone to create anything."

If you're not so dense as to stop caring about the matter simply because you've been proved wrong, I suggest you research it a bit more thoroughly. This entire matter was discussed in the Science channel's series "Curiosity," episode one. If you require a more trusted source, check out Hawking's book.
User avatar #17 - niceguydan (06/25/2012) [-]
copying and pasting a wiki page does not make you smart. in fact it is impossible to have nothing, so therefore if there was nothing before the big bang then it would never have happened. and string theory actually talks about time and spacial dimensions existing within one another.
#18 - HellzReap (06/25/2012) [-]
If you think I copy and paste, fucking google what I said. Here I am trying to fucking HELP YOU and you accuse me of copy and pasting. Seriously, fuck you and your closed mindedness. I'm fucking done with Christians.
User avatar #19 - niceguydan (06/26/2012) [-]
one-nil
#6 - The only reason it isn't scientific FACT is because of the pope.  [+] (13 new replies) 06/21/2012 on my first comp -1
User avatar #7 - niceguydan (06/22/2012) [-]
what does the pope have to do with this? he doesn't do anything for Christianity, and NO its still a theory
User avatar #8 - HellzReap (06/22/2012) [-]
A theory with more evidence than the OJ Simpson trial! All there is against it is a single book with no factual reference!
User avatar #9 - niceguydan (06/22/2012) [-]
so what you are saying is that the bible has no factual information? if that is what you are saying then you are highly mistaken. and as for the so called 'evidence' it has huge gaps missing in the fossil records which Evolution seem to rely on the most.
User avatar #10 - HellzReap (06/22/2012) [-]
So for you to believe a puzzle exists, you need to see all the pieces?

Also, please give me any factual information in the bible. For every 1 I can give you 2 pieces of absolute bullshit proved wrong by science.
User avatar #11 - niceguydan (06/22/2012) [-]
the bible stated before anyone else that the earth revolves around the sun, it also stated before anyone else that the earth was a sphere. also many biblical prophesies have come true, even 100 years or so after they were talked about
User avatar #12 - HellzReap (06/23/2012) [-]
It also said that stars were glimpses of heaven peaking through.

It also said that every animal in the world was in walking distance of an arc.

It also said that a man was able to live inside the mouth of a whale.

It also stated it's physically possible to walk on water.

It also stated that this "Jesus" fellow could make something out of nothing, which breaks the universal laws of physics.
User avatar #13 - niceguydan (06/23/2012) [-]
no it didn't say any of those things, and as an A2 level physics student i find it hard to believe that the universe could have started from nothing, if of course it is true. so believing in a intelligent creator makes more sense than believing that the entire universe in all its glory was created from and explosion from nothing. But assuming it is true, then we as the human race were too created from nothing.
User avatar #14 - HellzReap (06/23/2012) [-]
You say you study physics?

It's clearly not astronomical physics. Read up on the big bang before you claim to know it and then say "It was an explosion caused by nothing." And also, yes, the bible did say those things. The original bible heralded many so called 'facts' disproven by science, before King James came along and made a more believable fairy tale.
User avatar #15 - niceguydan (06/25/2012) [-]
yeah well who made the explosion?
User avatar #16 - HellzReap (06/25/2012) [-]
"Who"
"Explosion"

Wrong on both accounts, good sir. The big bang was more of a massive implosion, and happened purely because "Nothing" is impossible. In the vastness of space, matter and energy follow a certain set of laws (Widely accepted as 'String theory,') the most basic of which is gravity. Matter attracts to itself, whereas energy moves from it's source in the form of radiation.

String theory implies that the universe is far more heavy than should be. Why is this? Because there is a lot of matter which is fickle and unobserved. This matter is called "Dark matter," called so simply because of it's invisibility. What does this have to do with your question, though?

Upon observing the way matter and energy act when approaching the event horizon of a black hole, we learn how they acted 'Before' the big bang. As they move closer to the black hole, they approach the speed of light, causing time itself to slow down. In the incredibly dense state of a black hole, we see reflected space before there was matter. What's at the center, you ask? Absolute nothingness. No space, no matter, no energy, and most important, no time.

When asked "Who caused the big bang," Steven Hawking (The most trusted physicist of our time,) said "That question makes no sense. Before the big bang, there was no space; no time for anyone to create anything."

If you're not so dense as to stop caring about the matter simply because you've been proved wrong, I suggest you research it a bit more thoroughly. This entire matter was discussed in the Science channel's series "Curiosity," episode one. If you require a more trusted source, check out Hawking's book.
User avatar #17 - niceguydan (06/25/2012) [-]
copying and pasting a wiki page does not make you smart. in fact it is impossible to have nothing, so therefore if there was nothing before the big bang then it would never have happened. and string theory actually talks about time and spacial dimensions existing within one another.
#18 - HellzReap (06/25/2012) [-]
If you think I copy and paste, fucking google what I said. Here I am trying to fucking HELP YOU and you accuse me of copy and pasting. Seriously, fuck you and your closed mindedness. I'm fucking done with Christians.
User avatar #19 - niceguydan (06/26/2012) [-]
one-nil
#1 - You have introduced me to hours of laughs, good sir. I cannot …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2012 on Blackadder, Brilliant.. +1
User avatar #2 - sgtwilling (06/21/2012) [-]
Aha! No problem my friend I only really got into it a few weeks ago. :')
#69 - I understand your name now. 06/21/2012 on Call in the marines -4
#6 - The source, if anyone's interested. Pokemon: The First Mov…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/21/2012 on Meowth Quote +23
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User avatar #8 - bleachedpheather (06/21/2012) [-]
"i could use pants" -- slowking
#100 - Water. MY ***** ! 06/21/2012 on What type of bender are you? 0
#66 - You get angry very easily. 06/21/2012 on Call in the marines -4
#64 - Classic funnyjunk. Calling every dumbass a troll. 06/21/2012 on Call in the marines -4
#62 - ***** . You can't greentext on here. You know that, right? 06/21/2012 on Call in the marines -4
#58 - ">Implying" on funnyjunk. Nice. 06/21/2012 on Call in the marines -6
#42 - His name is Lu Ten. If his rank were Lieutenant, he would have…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/21/2012 on I cry everytime 0
User avatar #44 - slootyslooot (06/21/2012) [-]
It was funny at first don't worry and you didn't ruin it by explining it, trostell ruined it my being a dumbshit asshat
#43 - trostell (06/21/2012) [-]
It wasn't funny to begin with, it just made no sense.
#45 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/21/2012) [-]
It was play on words funny, sort of like a pun, but not as corny.
#40 - No... I meant that if his rank was "Lieutenant," he …  [+] (5 new replies) 06/21/2012 on I cry everytime +2
#41 - trostell (06/21/2012) [-]
What you said makes about as much sense to me as this picture.
User avatar #42 - HellzReap (06/21/2012) [-]
His name is Lu Ten. If his rank were Lieutenant, he would have a funny sounding title/name. It was a a joke, which I ruined by explaining it.
User avatar #44 - slootyslooot (06/21/2012) [-]
It was funny at first don't worry and you didn't ruin it by explining it, trostell ruined it my being a dumbshit asshat
#43 - trostell (06/21/2012) [-]
It wasn't funny to begin with, it just made no sense.
#45 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/21/2012) [-]
It was play on words funny, sort of like a pun, but not as corny.
#35 - What if his title was "Lieutenant"?  [+] (7 new replies) 06/21/2012 on I cry everytime 0
User avatar #39 - trostell (06/21/2012) [-]
His rank is never specified, and no one is referred to by a shortened form of their rank, ever, that I am aware of. Therefore, there is no reason to not believe the man's name is Lu Ten. Also, WHY DO YOU QUESTION THE WISDOM OF IROH?
User avatar #40 - HellzReap (06/21/2012) [-]
No... I meant that if his rank was "Lieutenant," he would Lieutenant Lu Ten.
#41 - trostell (06/21/2012) [-]
What you said makes about as much sense to me as this picture.
User avatar #42 - HellzReap (06/21/2012) [-]
His name is Lu Ten. If his rank were Lieutenant, he would have a funny sounding title/name. It was a a joke, which I ruined by explaining it.
User avatar #44 - slootyslooot (06/21/2012) [-]
It was funny at first don't worry and you didn't ruin it by explining it, trostell ruined it my being a dumbshit asshat
#43 - trostell (06/21/2012) [-]
It wasn't funny to begin with, it just made no sense.
#45 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/21/2012) [-]
It was play on words funny, sort of like a pun, but not as corny.
#20 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2012 on HellzReap's profile 0
#21 - plataeiou (06/21/2012) [-]
#18 - Really? Or did you just roll my name?  [+] (3 new replies) 06/21/2012 on HellzReap's profile 0
#19 - plataeiou (06/21/2012) [-]
I love everyone.
#20 - HellzReap (06/21/2012) [-]
#21 - plataeiou (06/21/2012) [-]
#48 - Do your research. His 'friend' straightupstreet is just as stu… 06/21/2012 on Call in the marines -5
#35 - Nah. this ***** serious.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2012 on Call in the marines -8
#39 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/20/2012) [-]
im pretty sure op realizes that...
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User avatar #23 - hadokendude (10/23/2012) [-]
You told me to contact you, so here I am.
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#18 to #17 - HellzReap (06/21/2012) [-]
Really? Or did you just roll my name?
#19 to #18 - plataeiou (06/21/2012) [-]
I love everyone.
#13 - annefrankstein (04/22/2012) [-]
You retard ponies are racist and are satans work you should be ashamed you are the cancer that show is nothing but filth hatred and brainwashing
#14 to #13 - HellzReap (04/22/2012) [-]
Lol, you be trollin'
Lol, you be trollin'
#15 to #14 - annefrankstein (04/22/2012) [-]
and youre a pony fag that show is for little girls *******
#16 to #15 - HellzReap (04/22/2012) [-]
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over all the adorable in this .gif.
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over all the adorable in this .gif.
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User avatar #12 to #11 - HellzReap (04/10/2012) [-]
NUUU

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#9 - thatonebrony (01/30/2012) [-]
I just wanted to tell you you,re awesome.
I just wanted to tell you you,re awesome.
User avatar #10 to #9 - HellzReap (01/31/2012) [-]
Thanks.

Saved the gif btw.

User avatar #8 - FrankReal (01/26/2012) [-]
Nice avatar :)
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#1 - masterbaychen (12/18/2011) [-]
I JUST WANNA GET FRONTPAGE Dx
User avatar #2 to #1 - HellzReap (12/18/2011) [-]
I will do my part. Link me thumbable content, and I will cast down judgement upon thy worthy works of humor and recompense.
#3 to #2 - masterbaychen (12/18/2011) [-]
This is my latest one
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Link please.
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