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HateMachine

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:12/23/2009
Last Login:7/30/2015
Location:Everywhere
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Comment Ranking:#25015
Highest Content Rank:#1277
Highest Comment Rank:#4676
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Content Level Progress: 86% (86/100)
Level 157 Content: Faptastic → Level 158 Content: Faptastic
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Level 178 Comments: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 179 Comments: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
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Times Content Favorited:599 times
Total Comments Made:423
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Just a normal guy I guess

latest user's comments

#2 - Well, a woman is like silverware, all shes ever going to want …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/26/2009 on A Woman's Deck Of Cards 0
#3 - anon (01/02/2010) [-]
Lame joke. . .
#1 - Why, yes it is, but its still a pool. Jump in. 12/26/2009 on Pool In A Lake? +1
#1 - Oh really? Because to me it seems like you and your comments s…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/26/2009 on comments -2
#2 - Tallia (12/26/2009) [-]
how would u know u dont even have one!
who are u anyway i dont even know u asshole
#4 - anon (12/27/2009) [-]
*How would you know you don't even have one!
Who are you anyway I don't even know you, you asshole*
#2 - Hmm, I see no flaw in your logic.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/26/2009 on Math +4
#3 - bellolsom has deleted their comment.
User avatar #11 - TURDSANDWICH (12/27/2009) [-]
Indeed
#1 - I hope you don't have a problem sticking that in your mouth. B…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/25/2009 on Home made electric tooth brush +5
#3 - anon (12/26/2009) [-]
who said it's a guy's toothbrush?
;)
#2 - Looks like someone is packing a sausage link. 12/25/2009 on Lady GaGa Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu +5
#1 - Well, normally I would say something witty, but this picture s… 12/25/2009 on Fountain Fail +5
#2 - Neither do I. 12/25/2009 on HIGH +1
#2 - Narwhal of death! 12/25/2009 on When Fail Can't Describe it +1
#2 - Well No. ******* . Way. Captain Obvious. 12/25/2009 on Stupidity +10
#3 - Too bad its Imperial Guard douchebag. Read up on your ****…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/25/2009 on Silly Japanese +8
#9 - anon (12/26/2009) [-]
a leman russ MK2 to be exact
User avatar #5 - TheTurnbull (12/25/2009) [-]
IN imperial guard, Tanks are used to carry swordsmen!!
#1 - Well, I would probably just turn around and go back. You?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/25/2009 on choices +14
#2 - anon (12/25/2009) [-]
wow i never thaught about that :D
#3 - anon (12/25/2009) [-]
*facepalm*
#7 - anon (12/26/2009) [-]
*facepalm*
*cry*
#1 - Dude. Seriously. That saying is old as hell. Find something new. 12/25/2009 on Enlightenment +14
#1 - ******* retarded if I do say so myself. 12/25/2009 on FATALITY! -6
#3 - You should've seen the traffic. 12/25/2009 on The National Women Drivers... +1
#5 - The hell are you talking about?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/25/2009 on Live long USA +1
#6 - anon (12/25/2009) [-]
his mother and father
#4 - Indeed. 12/25/2009 on Live long USA 0
#2 - That's because you're a ******** .  [+] (1 new reply) 12/25/2009 on Stare for a while +1
#3 - anon (12/25/2009) [-]
exactly
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#6 - anon (03/23/2012) [-]
ITS FUNNY BECAUSE YOUR TEAM WON TRAVERSE CITY.
User avatar #9 to #38 - TheOriginalLoser (03/23/2012) [-]
By going defense, which was mine and his idea to begin with, but no. They didn't listen to us and still built around offense... which failed utterly. They resorted to defense again and look it, they won with our idea! Not sure how this is an insult :D
User avatar #8 to #38 - HateMachine (03/23/2012) [-]
Oh, and by the way, they're not "my" team.
I wouldn't want to own such a team, nor do I want to affiliate myself with them


I'd rather go where I'm actually appreciated and not taken advantage of like most of the people there.
#7 to #38 - HateMachine (03/23/2012) [-]
Neat. It's funny because I don't give a single **** :D
Don't dig up old topics, failtroll
#3 - anon (01/31/2012) [-]
You wouldn't happen to be on a FRC FIRST robotics team, now would you?
User avatar #4 to #35 - HateMachine (01/31/2012) [-]
Well, I was, but yeah.
#5 to #36 - anon (01/31/2012) [-]
what team number?
User avatar #2 - Caligula (08/10/2010) [-]
your drive though comic...FUNNIEST THING EVER
#1 - bnnyhatesu Comment deleted by HateMachine [-]
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