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#43 - 1. The ultra orthodox are generally not settlers. 2. there is …  [+] (4 new replies) 08/16/2014 on Jewing intensifies 0
User avatar #44 - ruinsage (08/16/2014) [-]
So it's okay to settle the land because it belonged to Jordan and Egypt? It's been Palestine all my life, so arguing over semantics is rather petty, as the end result is still Israel occupying other peoples lands.
User avatar #45 - Haruhi (08/16/2014) [-]
No, it's okay to settle the land because it is the Jewish homeland and the Jewish people are returning to their home. It's not like you fuckin people have done anything with it.
#46 - ruinsage (08/16/2014) [-]
Why would my people do anything with it, I'm danish you twat.

If you honestly think it's okay to come back after a thousand years and kick out the people who live there, you are retarded and absolutely not worth arguing with. No wonder Jews are hated across the world, you lot are a bunch of obnoxious idiots.
User avatar #47 - Haruhi (08/16/2014) [-]
And you're a racist. You don't know history. These people called palestinians don't exist. They never have. They're made up. The Arabs made them up. Don't believe me? all it takes is a quick google search. Hamas admits it. Arafat admitted it. Jordanian king admitted it. I don't know why you have such a big problem with Jews when Muslims are running rampant in scandinavia and europe raping your women and fucking up your healthcare and crime rates.
#23 - what's your point? Dictatorships who treat their people like g…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/16/2014 on Time 4 politicz -1
User avatar #113 - salihzzz (08/16/2014) [-]
a dictator is not neceserily a bad guy
User avatar #243 - Haruhi (08/16/2014) [-]
Oh? What dictator do you know that's a good guy?
User avatar #248 - salihzzz (08/17/2014) [-]
Assad atm is a lot better than the democracy the west is trying to erect in Syria.
We all saw what happen when saddam fell in iraq
Most of the norh afrikan diktator countries are shit after the arab spring
Tito of yougoslavia i mean look at the balkans now
Etc

Some regions need a strong leader and a democracy will always fail in those regions. And another thing if you truly believe we have democracy you're a fool. It's just a hidden dictatorship where we dont know who actually rules the country
#15 - People fail to realize that the dictatorships outnumber the fr…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/16/2014 on Time 4 politicz 0
#22 - anonymous (08/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #23 - Haruhi (08/16/2014) [-]
what's your point? Dictatorships who treat their people like garbage are the ones who are the members and heads of the UN human rights council.. Isn't that asinine??? The very organization that was created to stop human rights violations is run by people who behead gays and are run by dictators.. These are the same nations calling for UN resolutions against Israel.. Mainly because they hate nations where arabs are more free in a non-arab country than any other country.
User avatar #113 - salihzzz (08/16/2014) [-]
a dictator is not neceserily a bad guy
User avatar #243 - Haruhi (08/16/2014) [-]
Oh? What dictator do you know that's a good guy?
User avatar #248 - salihzzz (08/17/2014) [-]
Assad atm is a lot better than the democracy the west is trying to erect in Syria.
We all saw what happen when saddam fell in iraq
Most of the norh afrikan diktator countries are shit after the arab spring
Tito of yougoslavia i mean look at the balkans now
Etc

Some regions need a strong leader and a democracy will always fail in those regions. And another thing if you truly believe we have democracy you're a fool. It's just a hidden dictatorship where we dont know who actually rules the country
#18 - It's really not hard to make fresh pasta... I don't know why s… 08/16/2014 on The last one though... -1
#86 - I've been here for 4 years, and every day I hate this website … 08/16/2014 on Its my birthday! +1
#325 - Of course I believe a picture without a source. Of course.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2014 on American Healthcare -1
#333 - lostmyaccounts (08/16/2014) [-]
MFW
#41 - I disagree. In Israel they hold very little power compared to …  [+] (6 new replies) 08/16/2014 on Jewing intensifies 0
User avatar #42 - ruinsage (08/16/2014) [-]
Yet they can make the rest of the country keep settling into Palestinian lands
User avatar #43 - Haruhi (08/16/2014) [-]
1. The ultra orthodox are generally not settlers. 2. there is no such thing as palestinian lands. that land used to be under jordanian control before Israel occupied it in the 1967 war. There has never been an autonomous palestinian people living there.
User avatar #44 - ruinsage (08/16/2014) [-]
So it's okay to settle the land because it belonged to Jordan and Egypt? It's been Palestine all my life, so arguing over semantics is rather petty, as the end result is still Israel occupying other peoples lands.
User avatar #45 - Haruhi (08/16/2014) [-]
No, it's okay to settle the land because it is the Jewish homeland and the Jewish people are returning to their home. It's not like you fuckin people have done anything with it.
#46 - ruinsage (08/16/2014) [-]
Why would my people do anything with it, I'm danish you twat.

If you honestly think it's okay to come back after a thousand years and kick out the people who live there, you are retarded and absolutely not worth arguing with. No wonder Jews are hated across the world, you lot are a bunch of obnoxious idiots.
User avatar #47 - Haruhi (08/16/2014) [-]
And you're a racist. You don't know history. These people called palestinians don't exist. They never have. They're made up. The Arabs made them up. Don't believe me? all it takes is a quick google search. Hamas admits it. Arafat admitted it. Jordanian king admitted it. I don't know why you have such a big problem with Jews when Muslims are running rampant in scandinavia and europe raping your women and fucking up your healthcare and crime rates.
#15 - those ultra-orthodox make up less than 10% of the total jewish…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/14/2014 on Jewing intensifies +1
User avatar #19 - ruinsage (08/14/2014) [-]
Yet they still have enough influence to fuck shit up
User avatar #41 - Haruhi (08/16/2014) [-]
I disagree. In Israel they hold very little power compared to the majority. They couldn't stop the bill that forced them to do military service like everyone else.
User avatar #42 - ruinsage (08/16/2014) [-]
Yet they can make the rest of the country keep settling into Palestinian lands
User avatar #43 - Haruhi (08/16/2014) [-]
1. The ultra orthodox are generally not settlers. 2. there is no such thing as palestinian lands. that land used to be under jordanian control before Israel occupied it in the 1967 war. There has never been an autonomous palestinian people living there.
User avatar #44 - ruinsage (08/16/2014) [-]
So it's okay to settle the land because it belonged to Jordan and Egypt? It's been Palestine all my life, so arguing over semantics is rather petty, as the end result is still Israel occupying other peoples lands.
User avatar #45 - Haruhi (08/16/2014) [-]
No, it's okay to settle the land because it is the Jewish homeland and the Jewish people are returning to their home. It's not like you fuckin people have done anything with it.
#46 - ruinsage (08/16/2014) [-]
Why would my people do anything with it, I'm danish you twat.

If you honestly think it's okay to come back after a thousand years and kick out the people who live there, you are retarded and absolutely not worth arguing with. No wonder Jews are hated across the world, you lot are a bunch of obnoxious idiots.
User avatar #47 - Haruhi (08/16/2014) [-]
And you're a racist. You don't know history. These people called palestinians don't exist. They never have. They're made up. The Arabs made them up. Don't believe me? all it takes is a quick google search. Hamas admits it. Arafat admitted it. Jordanian king admitted it. I don't know why you have such a big problem with Jews when Muslims are running rampant in scandinavia and europe raping your women and fucking up your healthcare and crime rates.
#137 - Isn't that a french AMX tank??? 08/13/2014 on Teh world 0
#90 - the romans were responsible for killing jesus, not fellow jews…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/12/2014 on Fucking with twitter people 0
#91 - curesian (08/12/2014) [-]
True, It was in region owned by Rome and as such any execution would've been done by Romans and by Roman law. However Rome allowed peaceful regions some self-governance. Which allowed Jewish leadership to basically force Pontius Pilate(the prefect of Judea) to have Jesus executed by Jewish laws.
Furthermore there is the story of Barabbas. In which Pontius Pilate during a Jewish holiday has to release a prisoner by popular acclaim. He offered the crowd(read: Jews) the choice of the notorious criminal Barabbas and Jesus and they chose to have Barabbas released to the surprise of Pontius Pilate. This story removes the responsibility from the Romans and places it with the general Jewish populace.

TL,DR; Yes, Jesus was executed by Romans, but only because Pontius Pilate had his hand forced by the Jewish.
#35 - I'll never understand what people have against Jews. What did …  [+] (12 new replies) 08/11/2014 on Fucking with twitter people -10
User avatar #92 - volksunion (08/13/2014) [-]
The talmud

inb4 someone asks for proof then www.radioislam.org/islam/english/toread/jewras.htm

there it is
User avatar #89 - heartlessrobot (08/11/2014) [-]
I got nothing against jews, I got something against the assholes in Israel who are blatantly going against Judaism.
User avatar #75 - schnizel (08/11/2014) [-]
Your food sucks.
#72 - thegrimgenius (08/11/2014) [-]
And the US-Israel relationship.
#71 - thegrimgenius (08/11/2014) [-]
Started a communist revolution in Germany, got kicked out of almost every country for usury and general Jewry, Israel has been pissing on America for a while now, almost all of the Jewish population supports or condones Zionism, just to top it off.
User avatar #70 - nanako (08/11/2014) [-]
paging schnizel for a nugget of wisdom in here
#67 - curesian (08/11/2014) [-]
While I don't have anything against Jews, I do know a bit of history

The Palestine/Israel situation is a war and as such hate on both sides is to be expected, which is the primary reason for why people are against Jews in that region.

For the rest of the world.
Religiously: Jewish leadership had Jesus crucified (according to the bible).
Economically: After the Templars were wiped out, Jews had a near monopole on banking (It became a sin to handle money according to the church)
Politically: Immediately before the end of WW1, a communist revolution happened in Germany involving more than 2 million armed rebels. Besides a single person the leadership of the revolt were all Jewish.
This is a small part of Jewish history and as such is not the complete picture, but it is the main reasons for both the Jewish stereotype and why Hitler could get the power based on anti-Semitic views.
User avatar #90 - Haruhi (08/12/2014) [-]
the romans were responsible for killing jesus, not fellow jews. that is a well documented fact
#91 - curesian (08/12/2014) [-]
True, It was in region owned by Rome and as such any execution would've been done by Romans and by Roman law. However Rome allowed peaceful regions some self-governance. Which allowed Jewish leadership to basically force Pontius Pilate(the prefect of Judea) to have Jesus executed by Jewish laws.
Furthermore there is the story of Barabbas. In which Pontius Pilate during a Jewish holiday has to release a prisoner by popular acclaim. He offered the crowd(read: Jews) the choice of the notorious criminal Barabbas and Jesus and they chose to have Barabbas released to the surprise of Pontius Pilate. This story removes the responsibility from the Romans and places it with the general Jewish populace.

TL,DR; Yes, Jesus was executed by Romans, but only because Pontius Pilate had his hand forced by the Jewish.
User avatar #59 - itstuesday (08/11/2014) [-]
you didn't let Hitler wipe you out
#54 - anonymous (08/11/2014) [-]
You are filthy disgusting sub humans that mutilate your own dicks?
User avatar #64 - sketchE (08/11/2014) [-]
im fairly certain all abrahamic monotheisms do it. that constitutes the three largest religions in the world. and most girls like the way it looks
#28 - Picture 08/11/2014 on Mein Gott -16
#93 - You don't know history.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/10/2014 on Bluffing 0
User avatar #95 - feeniks (08/10/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure there were jews in the area of current Isreal in something like 50 A.D There were no Palestinians there at that time i am sure.
#74 - There was nobody identifying themselves as palestinian pre-196…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/10/2014 on Bluffing +2
#81 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
Just like "native americans" never existed, because no-one indentified with that term few hundred years ago. Today palestinians lived in Palestine for thousands of years, and jewish colonisation existed only for a 100 years.
User avatar #93 - Haruhi (08/10/2014) [-]
You don't know history.
User avatar #95 - feeniks (08/10/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure there were jews in the area of current Isreal in something like 50 A.D There were no Palestinians there at that time i am sure.
#76 - This map is hilarious... Palestine never existed you **…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/10/2014 on Oh my -7
User avatar #101 - jukuku (08/10/2014) [-]
Palestine is the aftermath of the Ottoman empire, bro.

Syria, Egypt, Jordan and Saudi Arabia all dream of a greater Islamic republic in which they control the lands of Palestine and the greater middle Eastern territories.

It's similar to the national unification of Germany, it didn't go well and neither will this.
#31 - Palestinians already have a state and it's called JORDAN  [+] (6 new replies) 08/10/2014 on Bluffing -5
#78 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
And jews have their state also, it's called United States of America.
#71 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
actually, that could be said about a hundred fucking arab countries

it's like saying mexicans [if mexico was disputed] already have a country and it's Spain.
Or that Austrians have Germany
Or Flemans have the Netherlands
the list goes on
User avatar #74 - Haruhi (08/10/2014) [-]
There was nobody identifying themselves as palestinian pre-1967. Nobody. And anybody who does is a liar. PLO admits it, Hamas admits it on their own television, but to the world, they say palestine is occupied. Free the palestinians. But why? Because they hate jews. The only reason this palestine thing is an issue is because they're being used as a political tool to destroy the country of israel.
#81 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
Just like "native americans" never existed, because no-one indentified with that term few hundred years ago. Today palestinians lived in Palestine for thousands of years, and jewish colonisation existed only for a 100 years.
User avatar #93 - Haruhi (08/10/2014) [-]
You don't know history.
User avatar #95 - feeniks (08/10/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure there were jews in the area of current Isreal in something like 50 A.D There were no Palestinians there at that time i am sure.
#11 - I'd totally do that 08/09/2014 on Haruhi does a Jew impression +3
#11 - Oh look more anti-semitism from schnizels best friend economic…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/08/2014 on Jewing it right +2
#25 - Keavy (08/08/2014) [-]
Bearing in mind that Schnizel claims to magically know the motives of an entire religion because he read a chapter of the Quran once, I wouldn't waste your time arguing with him or his racist friends.
User avatar #20 - schnizel (08/08/2014) [-]
No weeaboo, there are a lot of us.
#196 - MOAR  [+] (4 new replies) 08/08/2014 on What are men for 0
#198 - itsbendingtime (08/08/2014) [-]
ask and you shall receive

commencing dump
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#55 - Lol he has no idea what's going on in Gaza... 08/05/2014 on Retarded 0
#39 - if you need directions you're too young to be there in the …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/04/2014 on Arnold & Helga, Many Years... +4
#46 - archael (08/04/2014) [-]
Considering how many times you're saying "fuck" and "faggot," I'd say you're probably one the younger ones here.
#36 - dubs take too ******* long you ******* …  [+] (4 new replies) 08/04/2014 on Arnold & Helga, Many Years... 0
User avatar #37 - jerrythecomedian (08/04/2014) [-]
Youre right.
Now i need directions to that place.
User avatar #71 - cumbersome (08/04/2014) [-]
4chan.org/b/

Enter at your own risk. Also theres a lot of porn spamming so just be aware of that if your parents are around
User avatar #39 - Haruhi (08/04/2014) [-]
if you need directions you're too young to be there in the fucking first place
#46 - archael (08/04/2014) [-]
Considering how many times you're saying "fuck" and "faggot," I'd say you're probably one the younger ones here.
#96 - Invade Gaza? Lol. 08/03/2014 on Fuck 0
#951 - inb4 i don't have 20/20 hindsight asshole. Yeah I know. for th… 08/03/2014 on Got sum feelz? -1
#949 - so don't date religious people  [+] (2 new replies) 08/03/2014 on Got sum feelz? 0
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User avatar #951 - Haruhi (08/03/2014) [-]
inb4 i don't have 20/20 hindsight asshole. Yeah I know. for the future.
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#53 - dillistone (09/09/2014) [-]
suck a dick
User avatar #51 - soundofwinter (06/19/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #52 to #51 - Haruhi (06/19/2014) [-]
ok
#49 - revengeforfreeze (03/18/2014) [-]
Do you like Pokemon?
User avatar #50 to #49 - Haruhi (03/19/2014) [-]
I haven't played anything released past emerald
#47 - iamaniceperson (02/26/2014) [-]
Yer not the Haruhi I tough you were. get outta my face
User avatar #48 to #47 - Haruhi (03/05/2014) [-]
**** yourself
User avatar #46 - andranadu (01/27/2014) [-]
You're jewish?

Hug me brutha!
User avatar #31 - finni (03/17/2013) [-]
Who's the chick in your profile picture?
User avatar #43 to #31 - revengeforfreeze (01/21/2014) [-]
Haruhi Suzumiya
#30 - desacabose ONLINE (01/25/2013) [-]
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#25 - maggotsix (01/06/2012) [-]
Sawp! :D
User avatar #26 to #26 - Haruhi (02/22/2012) [-]
hai
#13 - MarshManOriginal (09/09/2011) [-]
Same as #10.
User avatar #12 - azusa (08/02/2011) [-]
Nice username! :D
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#10 - Vanbr (07/05/2011) [-]
I am a random person you have never met before but i saw your name and couldnt help but come here to post this worthless comment
#8 - MatthewsGauss (05/14/2011) [-]
finally a chance to use this
finally a chance to use this
User avatar #28 to #8 - acaivy (01/24/2013) [-]
To use what?
#7 - thatnerdyguy (04/01/2011) [-]
Hello there.
#6 - sircool (03/22/2011) [-]
i would never think some one would make an account of this anime
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wargharrrble!
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