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Date Signed Up:11/29/2010
Last Login:12/21/2014
Location:Israel
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#38 - Crack your egg on a FLAT surface. It's MUCH easier. 09/11/2014 on This Just Cracks Me Up +2
#23 - also you don't have any idea what its like to be a chef and th…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/09/2014 on Dinosaur shaped chicken... -1
User avatar #63 - reican (09/09/2014) [-]
apparently you work in some Japanese Honibru kitchen. I am a chef and have been so for 5 years. not all places only have 2 chefs in disposal in the kitchen.
"Clock in and clock out" factory style isn't necessarily what a "shift" is. It means you work a certain period of the day like morning-late afternoon/early evening and early afternoon-closing up for the night.
so before you start criticizing other people and claim they have no knowledge of the subject make sure you have the knowledge. some restaurants with few workers in disposal and low budget or family-only businesses usually have the system you describe or the places with very low work morale with a 3rd world legal system.
Next to all work places, if you work professionally you need to know your rights and not be bossed around to stay longer than required by you. sure there are times with 14 hours, but that is called "Overtime". Not all places have that dictatorship system. some places actually work in code with health and safety rules.
User avatar #30 - silverzepher (09/09/2014) [-]
depends on how much they have to do with the place, yes most work on salary, but they wouldn't stay over if they arenot required to, like until every dish is washed(they have managers for a reason, Not saying that the chef isn't one but again if they aren't they don't have to stay. he'll the chefs i used to deal with it was a craps shoot if you could find the fuckers
#21 - no, the above guy is right. I'm in culinary school. Chef's don…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2014 on Dinosaur shaped chicken... 0
#22 - dotum (09/09/2014) [-]
As a second year chef apprentice I can confirm this.
#220 - as much as you want this to be 4chan, this isn't 4chan.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/07/2014 on Fat shaming Saturday? 0
User avatar #237 - pwnagraphy (09/07/2014) [-]
He's right. You know the rules
User avatar #227 - jmmora (09/07/2014) [-]
the rule is "No girls on the INTERNET" not 4chan, and as far as i am concerned, FJ is on the internet
#144 - i'm a girl faggot  [+] (4 new replies) 09/07/2014 on Fat shaming Saturday? 0
#219 - jmmora (09/07/2014) [-]
you know the rules, stating your gender just doesn't cut it
User avatar #220 - Haruhi (09/07/2014) [-]
as much as you want this to be 4chan, this isn't 4chan.
User avatar #237 - pwnagraphy (09/07/2014) [-]
He's right. You know the rules
User avatar #227 - jmmora (09/07/2014) [-]
the rule is "No girls on the INTERNET" not 4chan, and as far as i am concerned, FJ is on the internet
#76 - but...but...potatoes are a vegetable  [+] (6 new replies) 09/06/2014 on Fat shaming Saturday? +3
User avatar #130 - pwnagraphy (09/07/2014) [-]
You know what I mean. Broccoli, Lettuce, Green Beans, and fruit as well

Fuck you and your waifu
User avatar #144 - Haruhi (09/07/2014) [-]
i'm a girl faggot
#219 - jmmora (09/07/2014) [-]
you know the rules, stating your gender just doesn't cut it
User avatar #220 - Haruhi (09/07/2014) [-]
as much as you want this to be 4chan, this isn't 4chan.
User avatar #237 - pwnagraphy (09/07/2014) [-]
He's right. You know the rules
User avatar #227 - jmmora (09/07/2014) [-]
the rule is "No girls on the INTERNET" not 4chan, and as far as i am concerned, FJ is on the internet
#12 - but muslims and jews have the same god lol  [+] (1 new reply) 09/05/2014 on Yeaaaaaaaah 0
User avatar #13 - chaossniper (09/05/2014) [-]
i meant haruhi
#51 - i haven't laughed so hard 09/05/2014 on an alternate ending -1
#9 - how does it feel to support a fake nationality  [+] (3 new replies) 09/05/2014 on Yeaaaaaaaah 0
#10 - chaossniper (09/05/2014) [-]
feels great
how does it feel to support a fake god
User avatar #12 - Haruhi (09/05/2014) [-]
but muslims and jews have the same god lol
User avatar #13 - chaossniper (09/05/2014) [-]
i meant haruhi
#32 - That would just make him force sensitive you ******* … 09/01/2014 on okay then +2
#128 - to rest peacefully 09/01/2014 on Good guy tesla 0
#79 - Picture 08/30/2014 on Tumblr Logic 2 +1
#26 - What does being Jewish have to do with it? antisemite  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2014 on Even the Jews agree! +1
#30 - dehumanizer (08/30/2014) [-]
Know your place.
#33 - Why can't we have more samus titles first? 08/30/2014 on It's okay when Nintendo... 0
#45 - Lol.. Are you one of schnizel's puppets? 08/30/2014 on Good Guy Canada +1
#73 - I'm saying I would have confronted him about it instead of doi…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2014 on Ladies and Gentlemen: Jewvenge 0
User avatar #75 - racrox (08/30/2014) [-]
That's like saying people shouldn't wear the anti-rape condoms because rapists will get their dick cut open...

That is, obviously, an extreme example.

Or if you want to go in the other direction. Peanut Allergies can be fatal, not eating something for religious reasons, is not fatal.
#68 - even if he was stealing the bacon fat food that's just not cool  [+] (3 new replies) 08/30/2014 on Ladies and Gentlemen: Jewvenge 0
User avatar #72 - racrox (08/30/2014) [-]
The fact is, if he didn't steal the food, he wouldn't have eaten the bacon fat. Simple as that, it's noone's fault but his. Are you telling me the person who did this is in the wrong for assuming they could have the food they want because the person who was stealing it could not?
User avatar #73 - Haruhi (08/30/2014) [-]
I'm saying I would have confronted him about it instead of doing what he did. That's like sprinkling peanuts in your food for the guy with a minor peanut allergy that's stealing it.
User avatar #75 - racrox (08/30/2014) [-]
That's like saying people shouldn't wear the anti-rape condoms because rapists will get their dick cut open...

That is, obviously, an extreme example.

Or if you want to go in the other direction. Peanut Allergies can be fatal, not eating something for religious reasons, is not fatal.
#62 - Stealing is wrong. Unsuspectingly feeding someone something th…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/30/2014 on Ladies and Gentlemen: Jewvenge -8
User avatar #63 - racrox (08/30/2014) [-]
He wasn't feeding it to him, he was cooking food for himself, fucker stole it.
User avatar #68 - Haruhi (08/30/2014) [-]
even if he was stealing the bacon fat food that's just not cool
User avatar #72 - racrox (08/30/2014) [-]
The fact is, if he didn't steal the food, he wouldn't have eaten the bacon fat. Simple as that, it's noone's fault but his. Are you telling me the person who did this is in the wrong for assuming they could have the food they want because the person who was stealing it could not?
User avatar #73 - Haruhi (08/30/2014) [-]
I'm saying I would have confronted him about it instead of doing what he did. That's like sprinkling peanuts in your food for the guy with a minor peanut allergy that's stealing it.
User avatar #75 - racrox (08/30/2014) [-]
That's like saying people shouldn't wear the anti-rape condoms because rapists will get their dick cut open...

That is, obviously, an extreme example.

Or if you want to go in the other direction. Peanut Allergies can be fatal, not eating something for religious reasons, is not fatal.
#48 - a 2 liter bottle of soda costs like 2 dollars 08/28/2014 on Soda girl 0
#56 - **Haruhi rolls 64** get 08/28/2014 on The American Education System -1
#265 - Did you not see the post where I mentioned that the straws are… 08/28/2014 on good college students guys 0
#86 - The straws are supplied to bars 08/28/2014 on good college students guys 0
#7 - LOL 08/28/2014 on Equality 0
#10 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 08/28/2014 on Femenist story +41
#74 - newprinny (08/28/2014) [-]
#61 - ompalomper (08/28/2014) [-]
ohgodpleasenotagain
User avatar #57 - trollchildxy (08/28/2014) [-]
#53 - phantomcancer (08/28/2014) [-]
The last sentence there felt like being stabbed through the heart...
#25 - wraithguard (08/28/2014) [-]
This was not what I expected.
User avatar #22 - zerkerex (08/28/2014) [-]
This really caught me off guard...
#77 - The Israelis already invented straws that detect the drug... w…  [+] (9 new replies) 08/28/2014 on good college students guys 0
User avatar #88 - shodaihokage (08/28/2014) [-]
Because its more practical a girl would be more likely to use nail polish than carry around a straw
User avatar #265 - Haruhi (08/28/2014) [-]
Did you not see the post where I mentioned that the straws are being marketed to bars? 90%+ of the time someone is drugged through a drink it's at a bar. Unless you see the drink prepared in front of you by the barman then common sense says don't accept the drink
#97 - anonymous (08/28/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image**

What girl are you dating that is dipping her nails in her drink before consumption?

Even your 2d waifu doesn't do that.
#104 - xchaosreaperx (08/28/2014) [-]
**xchaosreaperx rolled image**

Bwahahahaha! Even your roll agrees for the other guy. An epicly unfortunate roll.
User avatar #105 - xchaosreaperx (08/28/2014) [-]
Mother of God...
User avatar #161 - lyiat (08/28/2014) [-]
User avatar #98 - shodaihokage (08/28/2014) [-]
1. The role pretty much fucks your argument

2. Think about it. You paint your nails right? Go to a party get a suspicious drink or whatever dip your finger in it. If that shit checks out then you are good. Now if you whip out a straw.
1. You probably will look stupid depending on the drink glassware
2. It's not convenient
#85 - anonymous (08/28/2014) [-]
that israeli the better option... except if jew dont want to explain to the guy who bought you a drink why you brought your own straw
User avatar #86 - Haruhi (08/28/2014) [-]
The straws are supplied to bars
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#53 - dillistone (09/09/2014) [-]
suck a dick
User avatar #51 - soundofwinter (06/19/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #52 to #51 - Haruhi (06/19/2014) [-]
ok
#49 - revengeforfreeze (03/18/2014) [-]
Do you like Pokemon?
User avatar #50 to #49 - Haruhi (03/19/2014) [-]
I haven't played anything released past emerald
#47 - iamaniceperson (02/26/2014) [-]
Yer not the Haruhi I tough you were. get outta my face
User avatar #48 to #47 - Haruhi (03/05/2014) [-]
**** yourself
User avatar #46 - andranadu (01/27/2014) [-]
You're jewish?

Hug me brutha!
#41 - mrmask ONLINE (06/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #31 - finni (03/17/2013) [-]
Who's the chick in your profile picture?
User avatar #43 to #31 - revengeforfreeze (01/21/2014) [-]
Haruhi Suzumiya
#30 - desacabose ONLINE (01/25/2013) [-]
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#25 - maggotsix (01/06/2012) [-]
Sawp! :D
User avatar #26 to #26 - Haruhi (02/22/2012) [-]
hai
#13 - MarshManOriginal (09/09/2011) [-]
Same as #10.
User avatar #12 - azusa (08/02/2011) [-]
Nice username! :D
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#10 - Vanbr (07/05/2011) [-]
I am a random person you have never met before but i saw your name and couldnt help but come here to post this worthless comment
#8 - MatthewsGauss (05/14/2011) [-]
finally a chance to use this
finally a chance to use this
User avatar #28 to #8 - acaivy (01/24/2013) [-]
To use what?
#7 - thatnerdyguy (04/01/2011) [-]
Hello there.
#6 - sircool (03/22/2011) [-]
i would never think some one would make an account of this anime
User avatar #4 - DoucheKiller (01/05/2011) [-]
wargharrrble!
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#2 to #1 - Haruhi (11/30/2010) [-]
Join me
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