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#11 - Go **** yourself it's my opinion.  [+] (27 new replies) 01/05/2014 on Tit bags +20
#96 - abysmalshadow (01/06/2014) [-]
You're not allowed to have one of those on the internet.
User avatar #13 - bokkos (01/05/2014) [-]
>I hate female comedians

Oh, sorry that your backward, overgeneralized opinion is more in line with 1940s prejudice than modern ethics.

Didn't you have a well to climb into?
User avatar #18 - darthblam (01/05/2014) [-]
>1940's pejudice

It's because most female comedians suck, the only jokes they dish out are sex or dick jokes.

Or about how lesbian they are.
User avatar #21 - darthblam (01/05/2014) [-]
Female stand-up comedians anyway.
Comedy actresses are better at being funny without resorting to that kind of bullshit.
User avatar #32 - lotengo (01/05/2014) [-]
Comedy actresses are not funny, they just know how to properly read a script a (most likely male) writer made
#102 - pokemonstheshiz (01/06/2014) [-]
what about the ones that write what they're in, like Tina Fey or the chick who plays Sweet Dee
User avatar #154 - lotengo (01/06/2014) [-]
congratz bro, u found 1 exeption
User avatar #156 - pokemonstheshiz (01/06/2014) [-]
I just listed two
User avatar #157 - lotengo (01/06/2014) [-]
Dee (kaitlin Olson) doesnt writes its alway Sunny in Philly.
Mac, Dennis and Charlie write.

User avatar #159 - pokemonstheshiz (01/06/2014) [-]
she's married to rob, I'm sure she has some input
also, Mindly Kaling wrote for the Office
And, The League is mostly improv so the girls in that
User avatar #160 - lotengo (01/06/2014) [-]
Shes not officially a writer for the show so im not giving her credit for u.
I dont know the League and im going to need a source for the Mindly Kaling one.

I admit a few females are funny. But they are less funny then men in general. And i have yet to find a god tier funny woman besides Tina Fey . Most of the females that are funny are nothing special compared to male colleagues.
User avatar #162 - lotengo (01/06/2014) [-]
Ok, even tho the office is not my favourite show i gets a few good laughs out of me..

Im willing to change my statement to there are only a few funny woman. But i still think male comedians are genrally beter and more diverse then woman.

From the top of my head i can name Trey Parker, Seth Mcfarlane, Daniel Tosh (tosh.o not brickeberry), Gabriel Iglesias, Jeff Dunhamm, Jeff Ross, Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle, Jerry Seinfeld.

Even tho i dont like all of the above mentioned males they all have a different style of comedy and they are all top or god tier in that style.

#163 - pokemonstheshiz (01/06/2014) [-]
I think that's just because there's less of them, combined with similar notions to yours that they won't be funny, very few get a chance. Tina Fey is great, but she only got the chance to be an important actor because she wrote for so long.

And you forgot Louis C.K., Bo Burnham, George Carlin, Steve Martin, Greg Daniels, and Stephen Colbert

mildly related League gif just cause
User avatar #164 - lotengo (01/06/2014) [-]
It was on the top of my head. The name Martin Lawrence popped up after i posted it

Im Dutch so i dont know al the names u put up here. I dont have comedy central extra so i cant see the Stephen Colbert repport.

But i bet u never heared of Hans Teeuwen. A Dutch comedian that pushes the boundaries and tries to shock and confuse his audience. I grew up with his shows and for me he is absolutely god tier.


I know he did 1 show in English, that got mixed reviews. But if u know how to use google its worth it to look him up.
#165 - pokemonstheshiz (01/06/2014) [-]
i'll look him up
You can watch colbert btw, download an extension called Hola Unblocker, you can use a VPN to watch things as you would in any country

A rundown if you want to look them up:
Louis C.k.: Standup comedian, also has a show called Louie. His stand up is more of dark humor, making fun of his life and the things people think. Also featured in this pic
Bo Burnham: Also a stand up comedian, and was the youngest person ever to get a comedy central special. He gained his fame by making funny songs on youtube, and he just released another special called "what" for free on youtube and netflix. He tends to focus on puns, music, and kind of an introspective look at comedy and other things.
George Carlin: Not around anymore, but he was one of the best stand ups of all time. You can find most of his stuff on youtube, and a couple specials are on netflix.
Steve Martin: Did stand up, also famous as a movie actor (Pink Panther, Cheaper by the Dozen, Jerk).
Greg Daniels: Head writer for The Office, also wrote for the simpsons
User avatar #63 - darthblam (01/05/2014) [-]
Of course they read from a script, jackass.
But their performance in playing these scripts is what's funny.
The same exact way male comedy actors work..
User avatar #64 - lotengo (01/05/2014) [-]
Their performance in playing these scripts doesnt make them funny. It makes them good actors. Being able to come up with jokes and snappy comebacks makes u funny.

I forgot who it was but one of the most hilarious actors thats been on tv turned out to be the most boring person that u can imagine in real life
User avatar #17 - Haruhi (01/05/2014) [-]
I don't find female comedians funny. I'm sorry that sounds misogynistic to you but put away your white knight armor.
User avatar #72 - myscreamingmidget (01/05/2014) [-]
You can't just assume all female comedians aren't funny? Have you watched EVERY female comedian in the world. That's like me saying 'I'm not racist but I think every black person steals from me'
User avatar #166 - Haruhi (01/07/2014) [-]
your logic is retarded. Let's say you don't like apples. HAVE YOU EATEN EVERY SINGLE APPLE IN THE WORLD? YOU CANT JUST ASSUME ALL APPLES ARE BAD
User avatar #167 - myscreamingmidget (01/07/2014) [-]
Your an idiot, I'm talking about human beings with individual characteristics. Not every female comedian is the same.
User avatar #168 - Haruhi (01/07/2014) [-]
neither is every apple you fucking idiot
User avatar #169 - myscreamingmidget (01/08/2014) [-]
You basically just contradicted yourself, I'm saying you can't say every female comedian is unfunny because you've seen a few bad one. You basically called your own logic retarded.
User avatar #170 - myscreamingmidget (01/08/2014) [-]
*ones
User avatar #73 - myscreamingmidget (01/05/2014) [-]
Well, not from me but steals altogether.
#15 - anonexplains (01/05/2014) [-]
You dropped your fedora there
#9 - I hate female comedians. I hate sarah silverman more.  [+] (42 new replies) 01/05/2014 on Tit bags -5
User avatar #85 - cubanwhiteman (01/06/2014) [-]
I hate most black comedians. I mean, come on. We get it. You're black.
User avatar #92 - Haruhi (01/06/2014) [-]
Everyone's so butthurt over my opinions you'd think I was causing them bodily harm.
User avatar #117 - cubanwhiteman (01/06/2014) [-]
Well when there's an opinion on the internet, everyone knows it's the wrong one.
#71 - ohemgeezus (01/05/2014) [-]
I hate sarah because she's an unfunny cunt, but there are a couple funny female comedians
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User avatar #69 - Haruhi (01/05/2014) [-]
What does anime have to do with anything?
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User avatar #83 - Haruhi (01/05/2014) [-]
I'm not judging you for liking what you like.
User avatar #34 - lotengo (01/05/2014) [-]
totally agree with u.

That sarah silverman program was awfull, and she's not even attractive to compensate for the lack of funny
User avatar #37 - Haruhi (01/05/2014) [-]
The reason why I hate her is because she's a disgrace to the Jewish people. She's an awful comedian. She's unfunny and makes really bad Jew jokes that make Israel look horrible and she profits off of it.
#136 - anonexplains (01/06/2014) [-]
israel is horrible.
#155 - Haruhi (01/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #38 - lotengo (01/05/2014) [-]
i never heared her tell a joke in my life. She is pretty offensive tho
#10 - jaketasticness (01/05/2014) [-]
Kindly eat shit and climb into a well where you belong
User avatar #11 - Haruhi (01/05/2014) [-]
Go fuck yourself it's my opinion.
#96 - abysmalshadow (01/06/2014) [-]
You're not allowed to have one of those on the internet.
User avatar #13 - bokkos (01/05/2014) [-]
>I hate female comedians

Oh, sorry that your backward, overgeneralized opinion is more in line with 1940s prejudice than modern ethics.

Didn't you have a well to climb into?
User avatar #18 - darthblam (01/05/2014) [-]
>1940's pejudice

It's because most female comedians suck, the only jokes they dish out are sex or dick jokes.

Or about how lesbian they are.
User avatar #21 - darthblam (01/05/2014) [-]
Female stand-up comedians anyway.
Comedy actresses are better at being funny without resorting to that kind of bullshit.
User avatar #32 - lotengo (01/05/2014) [-]
Comedy actresses are not funny, they just know how to properly read a script a (most likely male) writer made
#102 - pokemonstheshiz (01/06/2014) [-]
what about the ones that write what they're in, like Tina Fey or the chick who plays Sweet Dee
User avatar #154 - lotengo (01/06/2014) [-]
congratz bro, u found 1 exeption
User avatar #156 - pokemonstheshiz (01/06/2014) [-]
I just listed two
User avatar #157 - lotengo (01/06/2014) [-]
Dee (kaitlin Olson) doesnt writes its alway Sunny in Philly.
Mac, Dennis and Charlie write.

User avatar #159 - pokemonstheshiz (01/06/2014) [-]
she's married to rob, I'm sure she has some input
also, Mindly Kaling wrote for the Office
And, The League is mostly improv so the girls in that
User avatar #160 - lotengo (01/06/2014) [-]
Shes not officially a writer for the show so im not giving her credit for u.
I dont know the League and im going to need a source for the Mindly Kaling one.

I admit a few females are funny. But they are less funny then men in general. And i have yet to find a god tier funny woman besides Tina Fey . Most of the females that are funny are nothing special compared to male colleagues.
User avatar #162 - lotengo (01/06/2014) [-]
Ok, even tho the office is not my favourite show i gets a few good laughs out of me..

Im willing to change my statement to there are only a few funny woman. But i still think male comedians are genrally beter and more diverse then woman.

From the top of my head i can name Trey Parker, Seth Mcfarlane, Daniel Tosh (tosh.o not brickeberry), Gabriel Iglesias, Jeff Dunhamm, Jeff Ross, Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle, Jerry Seinfeld.

Even tho i dont like all of the above mentioned males they all have a different style of comedy and they are all top or god tier in that style.

#163 - pokemonstheshiz (01/06/2014) [-]
I think that's just because there's less of them, combined with similar notions to yours that they won't be funny, very few get a chance. Tina Fey is great, but she only got the chance to be an important actor because she wrote for so long.

And you forgot Louis C.K., Bo Burnham, George Carlin, Steve Martin, Greg Daniels, and Stephen Colbert

mildly related League gif just cause
User avatar #164 - lotengo (01/06/2014) [-]
It was on the top of my head. The name Martin Lawrence popped up after i posted it

Im Dutch so i dont know al the names u put up here. I dont have comedy central extra so i cant see the Stephen Colbert repport.

But i bet u never heared of Hans Teeuwen. A Dutch comedian that pushes the boundaries and tries to shock and confuse his audience. I grew up with his shows and for me he is absolutely god tier.


I know he did 1 show in English, that got mixed reviews. But if u know how to use google its worth it to look him up.
#165 - pokemonstheshiz (01/06/2014) [-]
i'll look him up
You can watch colbert btw, download an extension called Hola Unblocker, you can use a VPN to watch things as you would in any country

A rundown if you want to look them up:
Louis C.k.: Standup comedian, also has a show called Louie. His stand up is more of dark humor, making fun of his life and the things people think. Also featured in this pic
Bo Burnham: Also a stand up comedian, and was the youngest person ever to get a comedy central special. He gained his fame by making funny songs on youtube, and he just released another special called "what" for free on youtube and netflix. He tends to focus on puns, music, and kind of an introspective look at comedy and other things.
George Carlin: Not around anymore, but he was one of the best stand ups of all time. You can find most of his stuff on youtube, and a couple specials are on netflix.
Steve Martin: Did stand up, also famous as a movie actor (Pink Panther, Cheaper by the Dozen, Jerk).
Greg Daniels: Head writer for The Office, also wrote for the simpsons
User avatar #63 - darthblam (01/05/2014) [-]
Of course they read from a script, jackass.
But their performance in playing these scripts is what's funny.
The same exact way male comedy actors work..
User avatar #64 - lotengo (01/05/2014) [-]
Their performance in playing these scripts doesnt make them funny. It makes them good actors. Being able to come up with jokes and snappy comebacks makes u funny.

I forgot who it was but one of the most hilarious actors thats been on tv turned out to be the most boring person that u can imagine in real life
User avatar #17 - Haruhi (01/05/2014) [-]
I don't find female comedians funny. I'm sorry that sounds misogynistic to you but put away your white knight armor.
User avatar #72 - myscreamingmidget (01/05/2014) [-]
You can't just assume all female comedians aren't funny? Have you watched EVERY female comedian in the world. That's like me saying 'I'm not racist but I think every black person steals from me'
User avatar #166 - Haruhi (01/07/2014) [-]
your logic is retarded. Let's say you don't like apples. HAVE YOU EATEN EVERY SINGLE APPLE IN THE WORLD? YOU CANT JUST ASSUME ALL APPLES ARE BAD
User avatar #167 - myscreamingmidget (01/07/2014) [-]
Your an idiot, I'm talking about human beings with individual characteristics. Not every female comedian is the same.
User avatar #168 - Haruhi (01/07/2014) [-]
neither is every apple you fucking idiot
User avatar #169 - myscreamingmidget (01/08/2014) [-]
You basically just contradicted yourself, I'm saying you can't say every female comedian is unfunny because you've seen a few bad one. You basically called your own logic retarded.
User avatar #170 - myscreamingmidget (01/08/2014) [-]
*ones
User avatar #73 - myscreamingmidget (01/05/2014) [-]
Well, not from me but steals altogether.
#15 - anonexplains (01/05/2014) [-]
You dropped your fedora there
#181 - perhaps. But how much of your income do you actually keep comp…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/05/2014 on Healthcare Today 0
User avatar #186 - analbuttfuck (01/05/2014) [-]
Well the household income is around £45,000, and income tax for people between abour £30,000 up to about £150,000 is roughly 40%, so I keep about £18,000 a year, plus anything else made.

It's not loads, but food is on the table.
User avatar #194 - analbuttfuck (01/05/2014) [-]
I just realised that is completely wrong, I pay £18,000 in tax, we keep the rest around £27,000
#177 - nothing is free. You pay for it in taxation, just like every o…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/05/2014 on Healthcare Today 0
User avatar #180 - analbuttfuck (01/05/2014) [-]
Yeah okay, I agree, you're correct.

However, my minimal taxation is nowhere near having to pay $55,000 to get an appendix removed.
User avatar #217 - youhei (01/05/2014) [-]
and how long would you have to wait to get that appendix removed?

wait times are bullshit even when the hospitals are empty because nobody can afford it, how much better can it be when the hospital is full of people in there because they stubbed their toe?
User avatar #181 - Haruhi (01/05/2014) [-]
perhaps. But how much of your income do you actually keep compared to other countries with less 'free' services? I am not arguing that the united states has better systems, I am merely trying to say that these things are nowhere near free. It's much much easier to have socialist systems in countries with low populations than high.
User avatar #186 - analbuttfuck (01/05/2014) [-]
Well the household income is around £45,000, and income tax for people between abour £30,000 up to about £150,000 is roughly 40%, so I keep about £18,000 a year, plus anything else made.

It's not loads, but food is on the table.
User avatar #194 - analbuttfuck (01/05/2014) [-]
I just realised that is completely wrong, I pay £18,000 in tax, we keep the rest around £27,000
#175 - Well it's cheaper for you because there's around 9.1 million c… 01/05/2014 on Healthcare Today +1
#104 - Comment deleted  [+] (6 new replies) 01/04/2014 on Stand up for yourself people +3
User avatar #134 - admiralen (01/04/2014) [-]
cant you read? he just said that you get reimbursed if you make less than minimum wage after the tips
User avatar #128 - iamnuff (01/04/2014) [-]
isn't that what he said?

you can get paid less than minimum wage, because you are expected to make up the diffrence in tips, however if you DON'T make the diffrence, your manager has to give you the rest.

lots of places don't, and even asking about it can put you on the shitlist where your manager looks for any excuse to fire you, but is the law.

I actually checked the issue out one day, when it finally occured to me to ask "what the fuck is up with tipping in america anyway?"
#115 - TurtleOnItsBack (01/04/2014) [-]
That always annoyed me. Why not just pay the workers minimum wage? I don't understand why I have to tip a few bucks after paying for a full price menu item. I still tip because I know that they get payed shit otherwise, but it shouldn't be my responsibility that to ensure that your employee gets payed normal minimum wage.

People tell me the tipping system is to make sure the workers do their job properly. I thought that was what firing somebody was for.
User avatar #197 - toosexyforyou (01/04/2014) [-]
No, the tipping system is a result of so many people tipping people that work in those kind of jobs that it has become commonplace. The people that work those jobs today are all too young to remember a time when tipping wasn't required at all.
User avatar #109 - oneentity (01/04/2014) [-]
I think that depends on the country.
#107 - thegamegestapo (01/04/2014) [-]
#60 - There is no Palestine and there never will be. We Jews will no… 01/04/2014 on Puns. 0
#59 - no. you dont understand what im saying. The palestinians are a… 01/04/2014 on Puns. 0
#27 - What do you mean? You won't find anyone calling themselves pal… 01/04/2014 on Puns. -2
#14 - There's no such thing as palestine or a palestinian. Try again…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/04/2014 on Puns. -6
User avatar #38 - thatoneiranianguy (01/04/2014) [-]
By that logic there's no such thing as "American" in the sense of a cultural nationality. I say we give the United States to the Indians and have those Americans who've lived there for hundreds of years now go back to their respective continents of origin.

See how that logic makes sense? Regardless if these people identified as "Palestinians" x amount of years, is the fact that these people have lived there for a long time. Its their home and they love it. The U.S. made up some imaginary country and called themselves "Americans" out of the blue. Barely anyone recognized their status as legitimate. But get this...over time cultural identities form.

In some cases Irredentism is acceptable, but these cases are examples as to where it is not. Something tells me though you'll need to google Irredentism to even get a understanding of what I'm talking about.
User avatar #59 - Haruhi (01/04/2014) [-]
no. you dont understand what im saying. The palestinians are a fabricated people. Everyone who calls themselves palestinian is actually jordanian or egyptian. The leaders of hezbollah and hamas have admitted this on camera.
User avatar #19 - chaossniper (01/04/2014) [-]
eexcuise me i like to hear your version of what happned before 48
User avatar #27 - Haruhi (01/04/2014) [-]
What do you mean? You won't find anyone calling themselves palestinians pre 1968 I can guarantee you that.
#36 - **Haruhi rolls 57** 01/04/2014 on better 0
#47 - Picture 01/03/2014 on Mom and Dad +69
#156 - my god powers aren't working today. 12/28/2013 on Kill it with fire +4
#155 - **Haruhi rolls 3** 6  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2013 on Kill it with fire +4
User avatar #156 - Haruhi (12/28/2013) [-]
my god powers aren't working today.
#154 - **Haruhi rolls 49,495** quints?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/28/2013 on Kill it with fire +3
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**Haruhi rolls 3** 6
User avatar #156 - Haruhi (12/28/2013) [-]
my god powers aren't working today.
#153 - **Haruhi rolls 4,457** quads?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/28/2013 on Kill it with fire +3
User avatar #154 - Haruhi (12/28/2013) [-]
**Haruhi rolls 49,495** quints?
User avatar #155 - Haruhi (12/28/2013) [-]
**Haruhi rolls 3** 6
User avatar #156 - Haruhi (12/28/2013) [-]
my god powers aren't working today.
#152 - **Haruhi rolls 340** haruhi demands trips  [+] (4 new replies) 12/28/2013 on Kill it with fire +3
User avatar #153 - Haruhi (12/28/2013) [-]
**Haruhi rolls 4,457** quads?
User avatar #154 - Haruhi (12/28/2013) [-]
**Haruhi rolls 49,495** quints?
User avatar #155 - Haruhi (12/28/2013) [-]
**Haruhi rolls 3** 6
User avatar #156 - Haruhi (12/28/2013) [-]
my god powers aren't working today.
#151 - **Haruhi rolls 74** haruhi dubs  [+] (6 new replies) 12/28/2013 on Kill it with fire +4
#168 - ashikoki (12/28/2013) [-]
Never thought I'd see the day where you're name was here.
Take a like, can't dislike god.
User avatar #152 - Haruhi (12/28/2013) [-]
**Haruhi rolls 340** haruhi demands trips
User avatar #153 - Haruhi (12/28/2013) [-]
**Haruhi rolls 4,457** quads?
User avatar #154 - Haruhi (12/28/2013) [-]
**Haruhi rolls 49,495** quints?
User avatar #155 - Haruhi (12/28/2013) [-]
**Haruhi rolls 3** 6
User avatar #156 - Haruhi (12/28/2013) [-]
my god powers aren't working today.
#45 - **Haruhi rolls 80** 12/27/2013 on Android 18 0
#267 - that is true. It is. 12/25/2013 on Science time 0
#188 - REVERSING THE AGING PROCESS IN MY LIFETIME? YES PLEASE  [+] (3 new replies) 12/25/2013 on Science time +7
User avatar #266 - Cobaltsushi (12/25/2013) [-]
IMMORTALITY IS A CURSE
User avatar #269 - RandomAnonGuy (12/25/2013) [-]
The curse of immortality in my eyes is that you MUST exist while your family, friends, and everything you love fades away. With this, it's a choice and you can stop doing it whenever.
User avatar #267 - Haruhi (12/25/2013) [-]
that is true. It is.
#134 - I laughed way too harder than I should have 12/21/2013 on Impossibile 0
#52 - the neurons that make up my personality, my memories, and basi…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2013 on Anon believes in an afterlife 0
User avatar #53 - theist (12/21/2013) [-]
Meh, you've been recycled and lived thousands (if not millions) of lives since the beginning, why stop now?
#49 - I would much rather believe in something and have it not be re…  [+] (21 new replies) 12/21/2013 on Anon believes in an afterlife 0
User avatar #51 - theist (12/21/2013) [-]
Nothing ceases to exist. The universe is a closed system, all the laws that define physics stress that constantly. Matter and energy don't disappear, they just get converted. So just think of it this way: You will live again... eventually.
User avatar #163 - revengeforfreeze (12/21/2013) [-]
>Implying no heat death
User avatar #191 - theist (12/21/2013) [-]
?

explain
User avatar #204 - revengeforfreeze (12/21/2013) [-]
Heat death of the universe. The universe won't last forever
User avatar #375 - theist (12/22/2013) [-]
Like the laws of physics state, matter cannot be created or destroyed. Energy (heat) does not disappear, it only converts. Our universe is a cycle, not a downward slope
User avatar #376 - revengeforfreeze (12/22/2013) [-]
Are you sure about that

I have heard that the universe will be near empty
User avatar #378 - theist (12/22/2013) [-]
It already IS near empty, because of the sheer size. But the matter and energy contained in it will always remain constant
User avatar #379 - revengeforfreeze (12/22/2013) [-]
I want peer reviewed evidence pls
User avatar #380 - theist (12/22/2013) [-]
of what? that the universe is big? or that matter and energy quantities stay constant throughout the universe?

I hope you're joking
User avatar #382 - revengeforfreeze (12/25/2013) [-]
that it stays constant of course, duh

what do you mean, hope you're joking? i've heard that it dissipates.
lol
but with an username like that .. eh
User avatar #383 - theist (12/25/2013) [-]
If that weren't true, then matter would be appearing and disappearing all over the place. That has never, nor will ever happen because matter in the universe is a constant.
User avatar #384 - revengeforfreeze (12/25/2013) [-]
Heat leaves.

You know that eventually atoms will disappear, right?
User avatar #385 - theist (12/25/2013) [-]
.....

Oh you're a troll, I get it now. Sorry it took so long.
User avatar #386 - revengeforfreeze (12/25/2013) [-]
Troll?

The only one who seems to be trolling here is you, my idiot friend I'd say but you're being hostile.

Lawrence Krauss spoke about it. Atoms will be dispersed.

If you don't know this then you need to polish your physics knowledge. Law of entropy, noob
#387 - theist (12/25/2013) [-]
You're a special kind of stupid aren't you? You don't even realize that you are talking about a completely different subject.

I'm out.
#388 - revengeforfreeze (12/25/2013) [-]
You say everything in the universe is eternal and I countered you and you go "hrur durr specl kind of stoopid"
#57 - anonexplains (12/21/2013) [-]
Real question: If the Universe is expanding and it's also a closed system, what is it expanding into? If it's something, why doesn't that count as the Universe? If it's not, then what exactly is going on? Actually, in general would work too.
User avatar #65 - theist (12/21/2013) [-]
Space is infinite but contains a finite amount of matter and energy. The matter and energy is expanding outward, but space isn't.

That's my thought on it anyway. I'm by no means an expert, so don't quote me.
User avatar #66 - theist (12/21/2013) [-]
It's also quite possible that our entire universe is just a small fragment of a cell or atom that is contained inside another being or physical remnant of a much larger universe. We have microscopes these days that see astronomically small particles, and if we keep zooming in we keep seeing "stuff". So expanding outward we might see the same phenomenon, but our technology isn't that advanced yet. Our universe's entire existence could be a fragment of a millisecond to that larger "being", and vice versa for the atoms and cells that live in us.
User avatar #52 - Haruhi (12/21/2013) [-]
the neurons that make up my personality, my memories, and basically my 'ghost' will cease to exist as my brain dies. I would much rather believe that there is an afterlife where the things that make us who we are go to a different place, be it heaven, or hell, or any other thing. I would much rather believe that, and I hope that in my lifetime there will be the technology to copy my neurons onto transistors, and become cyberized.
User avatar #53 - theist (12/21/2013) [-]
Meh, you've been recycled and lived thousands (if not millions) of lives since the beginning, why stop now?
#46 - **** that, that's too ******* depressing.  [+] (24 new replies) 12/21/2013 on Anon believes in an afterlife +1
User avatar #149 - desacabose (12/21/2013) [-]
Change it haruhi
I believe in you
User avatar #48 - theist (12/21/2013) [-]
We both know that the real world doesn't work based on how we feel about it.
User avatar #49 - Haruhi (12/21/2013) [-]
I would much rather believe in something and have it not be real then admit that everything complete ceases to exist
User avatar #51 - theist (12/21/2013) [-]
Nothing ceases to exist. The universe is a closed system, all the laws that define physics stress that constantly. Matter and energy don't disappear, they just get converted. So just think of it this way: You will live again... eventually.
User avatar #163 - revengeforfreeze (12/21/2013) [-]
>Implying no heat death
User avatar #191 - theist (12/21/2013) [-]
?

explain
User avatar #204 - revengeforfreeze (12/21/2013) [-]
Heat death of the universe. The universe won't last forever
User avatar #375 - theist (12/22/2013) [-]
Like the laws of physics state, matter cannot be created or destroyed. Energy (heat) does not disappear, it only converts. Our universe is a cycle, not a downward slope
User avatar #376 - revengeforfreeze (12/22/2013) [-]
Are you sure about that

I have heard that the universe will be near empty
User avatar #378 - theist (12/22/2013) [-]
It already IS near empty, because of the sheer size. But the matter and energy contained in it will always remain constant
User avatar #379 - revengeforfreeze (12/22/2013) [-]
I want peer reviewed evidence pls
User avatar #380 - theist (12/22/2013) [-]
of what? that the universe is big? or that matter and energy quantities stay constant throughout the universe?

I hope you're joking
User avatar #382 - revengeforfreeze (12/25/2013) [-]
that it stays constant of course, duh

what do you mean, hope you're joking? i've heard that it dissipates.
lol
but with an username like that .. eh
User avatar #383 - theist (12/25/2013) [-]
If that weren't true, then matter would be appearing and disappearing all over the place. That has never, nor will ever happen because matter in the universe is a constant.
User avatar #384 - revengeforfreeze (12/25/2013) [-]
Heat leaves.

You know that eventually atoms will disappear, right?
User avatar #385 - theist (12/25/2013) [-]
.....

Oh you're a troll, I get it now. Sorry it took so long.
User avatar #386 - revengeforfreeze (12/25/2013) [-]
Troll?

The only one who seems to be trolling here is you, my idiot friend I'd say but you're being hostile.

Lawrence Krauss spoke about it. Atoms will be dispersed.

If you don't know this then you need to polish your physics knowledge. Law of entropy, noob
#387 - theist (12/25/2013) [-]
You're a special kind of stupid aren't you? You don't even realize that you are talking about a completely different subject.

I'm out.
#388 - revengeforfreeze (12/25/2013) [-]
You say everything in the universe is eternal and I countered you and you go "hrur durr specl kind of stoopid"
#57 - anonexplains (12/21/2013) [-]
Real question: If the Universe is expanding and it's also a closed system, what is it expanding into? If it's something, why doesn't that count as the Universe? If it's not, then what exactly is going on? Actually, in general would work too.
User avatar #65 - theist (12/21/2013) [-]
Space is infinite but contains a finite amount of matter and energy. The matter and energy is expanding outward, but space isn't.

That's my thought on it anyway. I'm by no means an expert, so don't quote me.
User avatar #66 - theist (12/21/2013) [-]
It's also quite possible that our entire universe is just a small fragment of a cell or atom that is contained inside another being or physical remnant of a much larger universe. We have microscopes these days that see astronomically small particles, and if we keep zooming in we keep seeing "stuff". So expanding outward we might see the same phenomenon, but our technology isn't that advanced yet. Our universe's entire existence could be a fragment of a millisecond to that larger "being", and vice versa for the atoms and cells that live in us.
User avatar #52 - Haruhi (12/21/2013) [-]
the neurons that make up my personality, my memories, and basically my 'ghost' will cease to exist as my brain dies. I would much rather believe that there is an afterlife where the things that make us who we are go to a different place, be it heaven, or hell, or any other thing. I would much rather believe that, and I hope that in my lifetime there will be the technology to copy my neurons onto transistors, and become cyberized.
User avatar #53 - theist (12/21/2013) [-]
Meh, you've been recycled and lived thousands (if not millions) of lives since the beginning, why stop now?

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#53 - dillistone (09/09/2014) [-]
suck a dick
User avatar #51 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #52 to #51 - Haruhi (06/19/2014) [-]
ok
#49 - revengeforfreeze (03/18/2014) [-]
Do you like Pokemon?
User avatar #50 to #49 - Haruhi (03/19/2014) [-]
I haven't played anything released past emerald
#47 - iamaniceperson (02/26/2014) [-]
Yer not the Haruhi I tough you were. get outta my face
User avatar #48 to #47 - Haruhi (03/05/2014) [-]
**** yourself
User avatar #46 - andranadu ONLINE (01/27/2014) [-]
You're jewish?

Hug me brutha!
User avatar #31 - finni (03/17/2013) [-]
Who's the chick in your profile picture?
User avatar #43 to #31 - revengeforfreeze (01/21/2014) [-]
Haruhi Suzumiya
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#25 - maggotsix (01/06/2012) [-]
Sawp! :D
User avatar #26 to #26 - Haruhi (02/22/2012) [-]
hai
#13 - MarshManOriginal (09/09/2011) [-]
Same as #10.
User avatar #12 - azusa (08/02/2011) [-]
Nice username! :D
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#10 - Vanbr (07/05/2011) [-]
I am a random person you have never met before but i saw your name and couldnt help but come here to post this worthless comment
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finally a chance to use this
finally a chance to use this
User avatar #28 to #8 - acaivy (01/24/2013) [-]
To use what?
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Hello there.
#6 - sircool (03/22/2011) [-]
i would never think some one would make an account of this anime
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wargharrrble!
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