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#61 - Never palestine. "palestinians" don't want peace. Th…  [+] (20 new replies) 01/08/2014 on Gib uboats -2
User avatar #83 - Kingsteveooo (01/08/2014) [-]
You are one stupid cunt.
User avatar #62 - reican (01/08/2014) [-]
so was America to Japan when they nuked em.
User avatar #63 - Haruhi (01/08/2014) [-]
Did the Japanese think that the americans were trying to commit genocide against them? No? Were they blowing themselves up in cafes and shopping malls?
User avatar #65 - reican (01/08/2014) [-]
And Israel are better? they're invading Palestina just like the Nazis did, just doing it slower so that the world doesn't notice ( or so they think)

so here is a solution you may live with then, nuke em both.
User avatar #66 - Haruhi (01/08/2014) [-]
What palestine?? You're talking about palestine as if there is such a place to invade. There is not. There is no such thing as a palestinian place or people.
User avatar #69 - reican (01/08/2014) [-]
Nor is Israel as it was a land created in 1948 by the help of the newly formed UN.
So basically, Israel is a little made up country for the whining folks.
User avatar #105 - Sethorein (01/08/2014) [-]
Well my made up country was made up before your made up country so PFFFFFFFFT
User avatar #116 - metalmind (01/17/2014) [-]
They were made up pretty much at the same time, by the goof old brittish.
User avatar #71 - Haruhi (01/08/2014) [-]
You are a very ignorant individual.
#74 - reican (01/08/2014) [-]
**reican rolled a random comment #21 posted by jugularj at Internet socializing ** :
Ive actually been meaning to read this. Thank you, kind sir for sharing this with me.
says the brainwashed individual, go back to Soviet.
User avatar #70 - Haruhi (01/08/2014) [-]
Israel is the ancient homeland of the Jews. It has always belonged to us.
User avatar #85 - alhemicar (01/08/2014) [-]
Too bad you're forgetting that Palestinians are as Semitic as Jews are, maybe even more.
User avatar #106 - Sethorein (01/08/2014) [-]
that... that doesn't make much sense... Being semitic doesn't make you a more valid Jew... Being Jewish does...?

If something is the ancient homeland of the Jews, it's not the ancient homeland of the semites...
User avatar #72 - reican (01/08/2014) [-]
Well Norway is the ancient home of vikings but we don't go around clobbering the christians in the head now do we?
User avatar #73 - Haruhi (01/08/2014) [-]
One does not have anything to do with the other. You are highly uneducated about the middle east.
User avatar #76 - reican (01/08/2014) [-]
besides, if I am ignorant then maybe, but you're basically saying that every german in the 40's hailed Hitler willingly.
User avatar #78 - Haruhi (01/08/2014) [-]
I am now convinced by this statement that you are not intelligent enough to have this conversation with me.
User avatar #79 - reican (01/08/2014) [-]
I am now convinced that you're either a troll or too arrogant to have this conversation with me.
User avatar #77 - reican (01/08/2014) [-]
same logic
User avatar #75 - reican (01/08/2014) [-]
Not at all, I think both sides is arrogant in this part. besides, Israel house more than just Jews, you of all should know.
#168 - neither is every apple you ******* idiot  [+] (2 new replies) 01/07/2014 on Tit bags 0
User avatar #169 - myscreamingmidget (01/08/2014) [-]
You basically just contradicted yourself, I'm saying you can't say every female comedian is unfunny because you've seen a few bad one. You basically called your own logic retarded.
User avatar #170 - myscreamingmidget (01/08/2014) [-]
*ones
#166 - your logic is retarded. Let's say you don't like apples. HAVE …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/07/2014 on Tit bags 0
User avatar #167 - myscreamingmidget (01/07/2014) [-]
Your an idiot, I'm talking about human beings with individual characteristics. Not every female comedian is the same.
User avatar #168 - Haruhi (01/07/2014) [-]
neither is every apple you fucking idiot
User avatar #169 - myscreamingmidget (01/08/2014) [-]
You basically just contradicted yourself, I'm saying you can't say every female comedian is unfunny because you've seen a few bad one. You basically called your own logic retarded.
User avatar #170 - myscreamingmidget (01/08/2014) [-]
*ones
#155 - Picture 01/06/2014 on Tit bags 0
#92 - Everyone's so butthurt over my opinions you'd think I was caus…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2014 on Tit bags +3
User avatar #117 - cubanwhiteman (01/06/2014) [-]
Well when there's an opinion on the internet, everyone knows it's the wrong one.
#83 - I'm not judging you for liking what you like. 01/05/2014 on Tit bags 0
#69 - What does anime have to do with anything?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/05/2014 on Tit bags 0
#78 - theflamingfire has deleted their comment.
User avatar #83 - Haruhi (01/05/2014) [-]
I'm not judging you for liking what you like.
#57 - She couldn't go 1 minute without making a sex joke 01/05/2014 on Tit bags +5
#37 - The reason why I hate her is because she's a disgrace to the J…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/05/2014 on Tit bags -3
#136 - anonymous (01/06/2014) [-]
israel is horrible.
#155 - Haruhi (01/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #38 - lotengo (01/05/2014) [-]
i never heared her tell a joke in my life. She is pretty offensive tho
#31 - >well liked  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2014 on Tit bags -5
User avatar #36 - sanguinesolitude (01/05/2014) [-]
everyone likes tina fey
#25 - I know that.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/05/2014 on Tit bags -4
User avatar #40 - xmacleodx (01/05/2014) [-]
I don't see where your argument's coming from then...?
User avatar #54 - philliyoMLB (01/05/2014) [-]
...she's not funny.
#23 - I should have specifically said stand-up comedian.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/05/2014 on Tit bags -3
User avatar #24 - kwylabear (01/05/2014) [-]
She started with stand up comedy.
User avatar #25 - Haruhi (01/05/2014) [-]
I know that.
User avatar #40 - xmacleodx (01/05/2014) [-]
I don't see where your argument's coming from then...?
User avatar #54 - philliyoMLB (01/05/2014) [-]
...she's not funny.
#20 - Why doesn't somebody name a popular, WELL LIKED female comedia…  [+] (60 new replies) 01/05/2014 on Tit bags -6
User avatar #119 - tiaatortilla (01/06/2014) [-]
Amy Poehler
#101 - anonymous (01/06/2014) [-]
Victoria Wood
User avatar #100 - danniegurl (01/06/2014) [-]
Ellen.
#94 - wubwubx (01/06/2014) [-]
Betty White.
#107 - neoexdeath (01/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #93 - scytherkris (01/06/2014) [-]
Sarah Millican and Andi Osho
User avatar #90 - dingobox (01/06/2014) [-]
Kristen Schaal Fuck you
User avatar #79 - alcoholicsemen (01/05/2014) [-]
natasha leggero
chelsea peretti
rachel feinstein
maria bamford
you can masturbate to them and laugh at the same time
User avatar #86 - WickidJuggalo (01/06/2014) [-]
Maria is the only funny person you named. Just face it. Nobody wants to hear a bitch talk about sex and her period for an hour.
User avatar #98 - alcoholicsemen (01/06/2014) [-]
comedy is subjective
#74 - damnthatwasgood (01/05/2014) [-]
Everybody surely loves Sasha Grey.
User avatar #60 - metalife (01/05/2014) [-]
tina fey? cecily strong is pretty funny
User avatar #56 - Churd (01/05/2014) [-]
User avatar #75 - nooc (01/05/2014) [-]
Talking about dildos less than two jokes in...
User avatar #57 - Haruhi (01/05/2014) [-]
She couldn't go 1 minute without making a sex joke
User avatar #53 - philliyoMLB (01/05/2014) [-]
Amy Poehler?
#51 - thedesignerisdead (01/05/2014) [-]
Amy Schumer
#129 - ideae (01/06/2014) [-]
Is that what you call funny, just some vulgar small dick insults?
#140 - thedesignerisdead (01/06/2014) [-]
well dont be so close-minded. Her whole act isnt based on dicks. She has other material. That picture just so happened to be in my folder and i though it displayed wittiness. Good Day.
#141 - ideae (01/06/2014) [-]
Still, the picture did not connote to me any wit apart from what a run-of-the-mill Tumblr feminist would say.
#146 - thedesignerisdead (01/06/2014) [-]
look man/woman, maybe i do find small penis jokes funny. I'm sorry if you dont. You really had no need to insult MY sense of humor because YOU dont find it funny in the first place. Thats rather immature. Sorry my sense of humor doesnt match yours. pity. So again i say, Good Day.
User avatar #150 - awesomerninjathing (01/06/2014) [-]
pffft dessy you immature little shit
User avatar #151 - thedesignerisdead (01/06/2014) [-]
you love me tho c; always snapchatting me (;
User avatar #153 - awesomerninjathing (01/06/2014) [-]
b cuz u r a q t

I send 5x as many snaps to people from fj than I do irl because I can send whatever I want without being judged, I just send random ass shit

and if you reply well that's good I guess lol
#149 - ideae (01/06/2014) [-]
"Look man, it's just an opinion, how dare you criticize my opinion?" I did not insult your sense of humor. Those small dick jokes are what is insulting and immature because they rely on insecurity to be funny. How strong and independent of a woman to have to depend on men to deliver a joke. I did not criticize you, but those jokes. You should not identify too much with such tropes of entertainment, because they are commonly experienced by other people and other people may and will have different opinions about them than yours. They, by nature, do not have to match or tolerate each other. Intolerance is merely the result of identifying too much with such common tropes, which also results in demanding tolerance. But you are not demanding tolerance. You are just seeking your preference to prevail, but I merely criticize it.
User avatar #81 - steelwoolsheep (01/05/2014) [-]
no
#148 - anonymous (01/06/2014) [-]
Stfu u norwegian faggot
User avatar #42 - godhatesusall (01/05/2014) [-]
Sarah Silverman
User avatar #43 - godhatesusall (01/05/2014) [-]
Oh wait that is Sarah Silverman.
User avatar #44 - godhatesusall (01/05/2014) [-]
Haha wow
User avatar #45 - godhatesusall (01/05/2014) [-]
Would you look at that
User avatar #46 - godhatesusall (01/05/2014) [-]
Well, I like her. Her show is funny, at least.
User avatar #95 - footballmaniac (01/06/2014) [-]
Did you really just have a conversation with yourself?
User avatar #105 - godhatesusall (01/06/2014) [-]
No. This was all in your head.
#111 - shadowbreech (01/06/2014) [-]
I was amused by this last comment, the rest I recommend deleting
User avatar #112 - godhatesusall (01/06/2014) [-]
Eh, let them have their fun.
#113 - shadowbreech (01/06/2014) [-]
See a doctor...
#114 - godhatesusall (01/06/2014) [-]
Why?
User avatar #41 - PixieLOL (01/05/2014) [-]
Miranda Hart, Sarah Millican, Shappi Khorsandi...


there are quite a few good British female comedians
User avatar #30 - jilliebean (01/05/2014) [-]
Tina Fey?
User avatar #35 - lotengo (01/05/2014) [-]
Tina does standup?

I have to admit i love 30 rock
User avatar #55 - jilliebean (01/05/2014) [-]
Not sure about the standup bit, but most people seem to like her anyways.
User avatar #31 - Haruhi (01/05/2014) [-]
>well liked
User avatar #36 - sanguinesolitude (01/05/2014) [-]
everyone likes tina fey
User avatar #27 - secretdestroyers (01/05/2014) [-]
Janene Garofalo, Margaret Cho, Amy Schumer, Phyllis Dyller (your grandparents will probably agree), all pretty well established/well-liked
User avatar #29 - lotengo (01/05/2014) [-]
Amy Schumer is kinda hot if u can overlook that her eyes are freakishly close together. But she is not funny.

Dont know the rest of the names u posted. Doest matter, we all know male comedians are better
User avatar #39 - mysticana (01/05/2014) [-]
When did anyone say they had to be hot? There are a lot of fucking ugly ass male comedians out there.
User avatar #50 - lotengo (01/05/2014) [-]
If u want me to watch a girl on tv she has to be either funny or hot.

And i know most male comedians are ugly, but at least they are funny
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#52 - mysticana (01/05/2014) [-]
Right.
User avatar #61 - lotengo (01/05/2014) [-]
the main reason i keep replying to you is so that you can keep thumbing me down, i dont care about that.

but just watch a few female comedy shows, u wil find out that they all tell the same story

my vagina is so old and dry that blablabla

User avatar #87 - Yojimbo (01/06/2014) [-]
I agree, female stand-up comedians always have to resort to sex jokes and shock factor for everything. Female comedians on TV shows are only good because they have other people writing for them
User avatar #158 - lotengo (01/06/2014) [-]
thats the exact statement i tried to make somwhere in the comments. only i got -7 thumbs

fucking whiteknights thinking they can bang mysticana for thumbing me down
User avatar #26 - thegrayfox (01/05/2014) [-]
Pretty much. It always ends up with vagina jokes.
#22 - Nohelpforu (01/05/2014) [-]
Ellen Degenereas
User avatar #23 - Haruhi (01/05/2014) [-]
I should have specifically said stand-up comedian.
User avatar #24 - kwylabear (01/05/2014) [-]
She started with stand up comedy.
User avatar #25 - Haruhi (01/05/2014) [-]
I know that.
User avatar #40 - xmacleodx (01/05/2014) [-]
I don't see where your argument's coming from then...?
User avatar #54 - philliyoMLB (01/05/2014) [-]
...she's not funny.
#17 - I don't find female comedians funny. I'm sorry that sounds mis…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/05/2014 on Tit bags +9
User avatar #72 - myscreamingmidget (01/05/2014) [-]
You can't just assume all female comedians aren't funny? Have you watched EVERY female comedian in the world. That's like me saying 'I'm not racist but I think every black person steals from me'
User avatar #166 - Haruhi (01/07/2014) [-]
your logic is retarded. Let's say you don't like apples. HAVE YOU EATEN EVERY SINGLE APPLE IN THE WORLD? YOU CANT JUST ASSUME ALL APPLES ARE BAD
User avatar #167 - myscreamingmidget (01/07/2014) [-]
Your an idiot, I'm talking about human beings with individual characteristics. Not every female comedian is the same.
User avatar #168 - Haruhi (01/07/2014) [-]
neither is every apple you fucking idiot
User avatar #169 - myscreamingmidget (01/08/2014) [-]
You basically just contradicted yourself, I'm saying you can't say every female comedian is unfunny because you've seen a few bad one. You basically called your own logic retarded.
User avatar #170 - myscreamingmidget (01/08/2014) [-]
*ones
User avatar #73 - myscreamingmidget (01/05/2014) [-]
Well, not from me but steals altogether.
#11 - Go **** yourself it's my opinion.  [+] (27 new replies) 01/05/2014 on Tit bags +20
#96 - abysmalshadow (01/06/2014) [-]
You're not allowed to have one of those on the internet.
User avatar #13 - bokkos (01/05/2014) [-]
>I hate female comedians

Oh, sorry that your backward, overgeneralized opinion is more in line with 1940s prejudice than modern ethics.

Didn't you have a well to climb into?
User avatar #18 - darthblam (01/05/2014) [-]
>1940's pejudice

It's because most female comedians suck, the only jokes they dish out are sex or dick jokes.

Or about how lesbian they are.
User avatar #21 - darthblam (01/05/2014) [-]
Female stand-up comedians anyway.
Comedy actresses are better at being funny without resorting to that kind of bullshit.
User avatar #32 - lotengo (01/05/2014) [-]
Comedy actresses are not funny, they just know how to properly read a script a (most likely male) writer made
#102 - pokemonstheshiz (01/06/2014) [-]
what about the ones that write what they're in, like Tina Fey or the chick who plays Sweet Dee
User avatar #154 - lotengo (01/06/2014) [-]
congratz bro, u found 1 exeption
User avatar #156 - pokemonstheshiz (01/06/2014) [-]
I just listed two
User avatar #157 - lotengo (01/06/2014) [-]
Dee (kaitlin Olson) doesnt writes its alway Sunny in Philly.
Mac, Dennis and Charlie write.

User avatar #159 - pokemonstheshiz (01/06/2014) [-]
she's married to rob, I'm sure she has some input
also, Mindly Kaling wrote for the Office
And, The League is mostly improv so the girls in that
User avatar #160 - lotengo (01/06/2014) [-]
Shes not officially a writer for the show so im not giving her credit for u.
I dont know the League and im going to need a source for the Mindly Kaling one.

I admit a few females are funny. But they are less funny then men in general. And i have yet to find a god tier funny woman besides Tina Fey . Most of the females that are funny are nothing special compared to male colleagues.
User avatar #162 - lotengo (01/06/2014) [-]
Ok, even tho the office is not my favourite show i gets a few good laughs out of me..

Im willing to change my statement to there are only a few funny woman. But i still think male comedians are genrally beter and more diverse then woman.

From the top of my head i can name Trey Parker, Seth Mcfarlane, Daniel Tosh (tosh.o not brickeberry), Gabriel Iglesias, Jeff Dunhamm, Jeff Ross, Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle, Jerry Seinfeld.

Even tho i dont like all of the above mentioned males they all have a different style of comedy and they are all top or god tier in that style.

#163 - pokemonstheshiz (01/06/2014) [-]
I think that's just because there's less of them, combined with similar notions to yours that they won't be funny, very few get a chance. Tina Fey is great, but she only got the chance to be an important actor because she wrote for so long.

And you forgot Louis C.K., Bo Burnham, George Carlin, Steve Martin, Greg Daniels, and Stephen Colbert

mildly related League gif just cause
User avatar #164 - lotengo (01/06/2014) [-]
It was on the top of my head. The name Martin Lawrence popped up after i posted it

Im Dutch so i dont know al the names u put up here. I dont have comedy central extra so i cant see the Stephen Colbert repport.

But i bet u never heared of Hans Teeuwen. A Dutch comedian that pushes the boundaries and tries to shock and confuse his audience. I grew up with his shows and for me he is absolutely god tier.


I know he did 1 show in English, that got mixed reviews. But if u know how to use google its worth it to look him up.
#165 - pokemonstheshiz (01/06/2014) [-]
i'll look him up
You can watch colbert btw, download an extension called Hola Unblocker, you can use a VPN to watch things as you would in any country

A rundown if you want to look them up:
Louis C.k.: Standup comedian, also has a show called Louie. His stand up is more of dark humor, making fun of his life and the things people think. Also featured in this pic
Bo Burnham: Also a stand up comedian, and was the youngest person ever to get a comedy central special. He gained his fame by making funny songs on youtube, and he just released another special called "what" for free on youtube and netflix. He tends to focus on puns, music, and kind of an introspective look at comedy and other things.
George Carlin: Not around anymore, but he was one of the best stand ups of all time. You can find most of his stuff on youtube, and a couple specials are on netflix.
Steve Martin: Did stand up, also famous as a movie actor (Pink Panther, Cheaper by the Dozen, Jerk).
Greg Daniels: Head writer for The Office, also wrote for the simpsons
User avatar #63 - darthblam (01/05/2014) [-]
Of course they read from a script, jackass.
But their performance in playing these scripts is what's funny.
The same exact way male comedy actors work..
User avatar #64 - lotengo (01/05/2014) [-]
Their performance in playing these scripts doesnt make them funny. It makes them good actors. Being able to come up with jokes and snappy comebacks makes u funny.

I forgot who it was but one of the most hilarious actors thats been on tv turned out to be the most boring person that u can imagine in real life
User avatar #17 - Haruhi (01/05/2014) [-]
I don't find female comedians funny. I'm sorry that sounds misogynistic to you but put away your white knight armor.
User avatar #72 - myscreamingmidget (01/05/2014) [-]
You can't just assume all female comedians aren't funny? Have you watched EVERY female comedian in the world. That's like me saying 'I'm not racist but I think every black person steals from me'
User avatar #166 - Haruhi (01/07/2014) [-]
your logic is retarded. Let's say you don't like apples. HAVE YOU EATEN EVERY SINGLE APPLE IN THE WORLD? YOU CANT JUST ASSUME ALL APPLES ARE BAD
User avatar #167 - myscreamingmidget (01/07/2014) [-]
Your an idiot, I'm talking about human beings with individual characteristics. Not every female comedian is the same.
User avatar #168 - Haruhi (01/07/2014) [-]
neither is every apple you fucking idiot
User avatar #169 - myscreamingmidget (01/08/2014) [-]
You basically just contradicted yourself, I'm saying you can't say every female comedian is unfunny because you've seen a few bad one. You basically called your own logic retarded.
User avatar #170 - myscreamingmidget (01/08/2014) [-]
*ones
User avatar #73 - myscreamingmidget (01/05/2014) [-]
Well, not from me but steals altogether.
#15 - anonymous (01/05/2014) [-]
You dropped your fedora there
#9 - I hate female comedians. I hate sarah silverman more.  [+] (42 new replies) 01/05/2014 on Tit bags -5
User avatar #85 - cubanwhiteman (01/06/2014) [-]
I hate most black comedians. I mean, come on. We get it. You're black.
User avatar #92 - Haruhi (01/06/2014) [-]
Everyone's so butthurt over my opinions you'd think I was causing them bodily harm.
User avatar #117 - cubanwhiteman (01/06/2014) [-]
Well when there's an opinion on the internet, everyone knows it's the wrong one.
#71 - ohemgeezus (01/05/2014) [-]
I hate sarah because she's an unfunny cunt, but there are a couple funny female comedians
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User avatar #69 - Haruhi (01/05/2014) [-]
What does anime have to do with anything?
#78 - theflamingfire has deleted their comment.
User avatar #83 - Haruhi (01/05/2014) [-]
I'm not judging you for liking what you like.
User avatar #34 - lotengo (01/05/2014) [-]
totally agree with u.

That sarah silverman program was awfull, and she's not even attractive to compensate for the lack of funny
User avatar #37 - Haruhi (01/05/2014) [-]
The reason why I hate her is because she's a disgrace to the Jewish people. She's an awful comedian. She's unfunny and makes really bad Jew jokes that make Israel look horrible and she profits off of it.
#136 - anonymous (01/06/2014) [-]
israel is horrible.
#155 - Haruhi (01/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #38 - lotengo (01/05/2014) [-]
i never heared her tell a joke in my life. She is pretty offensive tho
#10 - jaketasticness (01/05/2014) [-]
Kindly eat shit and climb into a well where you belong
User avatar #11 - Haruhi (01/05/2014) [-]
Go fuck yourself it's my opinion.
#96 - abysmalshadow (01/06/2014) [-]
You're not allowed to have one of those on the internet.
User avatar #13 - bokkos (01/05/2014) [-]
>I hate female comedians

Oh, sorry that your backward, overgeneralized opinion is more in line with 1940s prejudice than modern ethics.

Didn't you have a well to climb into?
User avatar #18 - darthblam (01/05/2014) [-]
>1940's pejudice

It's because most female comedians suck, the only jokes they dish out are sex or dick jokes.

Or about how lesbian they are.
User avatar #21 - darthblam (01/05/2014) [-]
Female stand-up comedians anyway.
Comedy actresses are better at being funny without resorting to that kind of bullshit.
User avatar #32 - lotengo (01/05/2014) [-]
Comedy actresses are not funny, they just know how to properly read a script a (most likely male) writer made
#102 - pokemonstheshiz (01/06/2014) [-]
what about the ones that write what they're in, like Tina Fey or the chick who plays Sweet Dee
User avatar #154 - lotengo (01/06/2014) [-]
congratz bro, u found 1 exeption
User avatar #156 - pokemonstheshiz (01/06/2014) [-]
I just listed two
User avatar #157 - lotengo (01/06/2014) [-]
Dee (kaitlin Olson) doesnt writes its alway Sunny in Philly.
Mac, Dennis and Charlie write.

User avatar #159 - pokemonstheshiz (01/06/2014) [-]
she's married to rob, I'm sure she has some input
also, Mindly Kaling wrote for the Office
And, The League is mostly improv so the girls in that
User avatar #160 - lotengo (01/06/2014) [-]
Shes not officially a writer for the show so im not giving her credit for u.
I dont know the League and im going to need a source for the Mindly Kaling one.

I admit a few females are funny. But they are less funny then men in general. And i have yet to find a god tier funny woman besides Tina Fey . Most of the females that are funny are nothing special compared to male colleagues.
User avatar #162 - lotengo (01/06/2014) [-]
Ok, even tho the office is not my favourite show i gets a few good laughs out of me..

Im willing to change my statement to there are only a few funny woman. But i still think male comedians are genrally beter and more diverse then woman.

From the top of my head i can name Trey Parker, Seth Mcfarlane, Daniel Tosh (tosh.o not brickeberry), Gabriel Iglesias, Jeff Dunhamm, Jeff Ross, Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle, Jerry Seinfeld.

Even tho i dont like all of the above mentioned males they all have a different style of comedy and they are all top or god tier in that style.

#163 - pokemonstheshiz (01/06/2014) [-]
I think that's just because there's less of them, combined with similar notions to yours that they won't be funny, very few get a chance. Tina Fey is great, but she only got the chance to be an important actor because she wrote for so long.

And you forgot Louis C.K., Bo Burnham, George Carlin, Steve Martin, Greg Daniels, and Stephen Colbert

mildly related League gif just cause
User avatar #164 - lotengo (01/06/2014) [-]
It was on the top of my head. The name Martin Lawrence popped up after i posted it

Im Dutch so i dont know al the names u put up here. I dont have comedy central extra so i cant see the Stephen Colbert repport.

But i bet u never heared of Hans Teeuwen. A Dutch comedian that pushes the boundaries and tries to shock and confuse his audience. I grew up with his shows and for me he is absolutely god tier.


I know he did 1 show in English, that got mixed reviews. But if u know how to use google its worth it to look him up.
#165 - pokemonstheshiz (01/06/2014) [-]
i'll look him up
You can watch colbert btw, download an extension called Hola Unblocker, you can use a VPN to watch things as you would in any country

A rundown if you want to look them up:
Louis C.k.: Standup comedian, also has a show called Louie. His stand up is more of dark humor, making fun of his life and the things people think. Also featured in this pic
Bo Burnham: Also a stand up comedian, and was the youngest person ever to get a comedy central special. He gained his fame by making funny songs on youtube, and he just released another special called "what" for free on youtube and netflix. He tends to focus on puns, music, and kind of an introspective look at comedy and other things.
George Carlin: Not around anymore, but he was one of the best stand ups of all time. You can find most of his stuff on youtube, and a couple specials are on netflix.
Steve Martin: Did stand up, also famous as a movie actor (Pink Panther, Cheaper by the Dozen, Jerk).
Greg Daniels: Head writer for The Office, also wrote for the simpsons
User avatar #63 - darthblam (01/05/2014) [-]
Of course they read from a script, jackass.
But their performance in playing these scripts is what's funny.
The same exact way male comedy actors work..
User avatar #64 - lotengo (01/05/2014) [-]
Their performance in playing these scripts doesnt make them funny. It makes them good actors. Being able to come up with jokes and snappy comebacks makes u funny.

I forgot who it was but one of the most hilarious actors thats been on tv turned out to be the most boring person that u can imagine in real life
User avatar #17 - Haruhi (01/05/2014) [-]
I don't find female comedians funny. I'm sorry that sounds misogynistic to you but put away your white knight armor.
User avatar #72 - myscreamingmidget (01/05/2014) [-]
You can't just assume all female comedians aren't funny? Have you watched EVERY female comedian in the world. That's like me saying 'I'm not racist but I think every black person steals from me'
User avatar #166 - Haruhi (01/07/2014) [-]
your logic is retarded. Let's say you don't like apples. HAVE YOU EATEN EVERY SINGLE APPLE IN THE WORLD? YOU CANT JUST ASSUME ALL APPLES ARE BAD
User avatar #167 - myscreamingmidget (01/07/2014) [-]
Your an idiot, I'm talking about human beings with individual characteristics. Not every female comedian is the same.
User avatar #168 - Haruhi (01/07/2014) [-]
neither is every apple you fucking idiot
User avatar #169 - myscreamingmidget (01/08/2014) [-]
You basically just contradicted yourself, I'm saying you can't say every female comedian is unfunny because you've seen a few bad one. You basically called your own logic retarded.
User avatar #170 - myscreamingmidget (01/08/2014) [-]
*ones
User avatar #73 - myscreamingmidget (01/05/2014) [-]
Well, not from me but steals altogether.
#15 - anonymous (01/05/2014) [-]
You dropped your fedora there
#181 - perhaps. But how much of your income do you actually keep comp…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/05/2014 on Healthcare Today 0
User avatar #186 - analbuttfuck (01/05/2014) [-]
Well the household income is around £45,000, and income tax for people between abour £30,000 up to about £150,000 is roughly 40%, so I keep about £18,000 a year, plus anything else made.

It's not loads, but food is on the table.
User avatar #194 - analbuttfuck (01/05/2014) [-]
I just realised that is completely wrong, I pay £18,000 in tax, we keep the rest around £27,000
#177 - nothing is free. You pay for it in taxation, just like every o…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/05/2014 on Healthcare Today 0
User avatar #180 - analbuttfuck (01/05/2014) [-]
Yeah okay, I agree, you're correct.

However, my minimal taxation is nowhere near having to pay $55,000 to get an appendix removed.
User avatar #217 - youhei (01/05/2014) [-]
and how long would you have to wait to get that appendix removed?

wait times are bullshit even when the hospitals are empty because nobody can afford it, how much better can it be when the hospital is full of people in there because they stubbed their toe?
User avatar #181 - Haruhi (01/05/2014) [-]
perhaps. But how much of your income do you actually keep compared to other countries with less 'free' services? I am not arguing that the united states has better systems, I am merely trying to say that these things are nowhere near free. It's much much easier to have socialist systems in countries with low populations than high.
User avatar #186 - analbuttfuck (01/05/2014) [-]
Well the household income is around £45,000, and income tax for people between abour £30,000 up to about £150,000 is roughly 40%, so I keep about £18,000 a year, plus anything else made.

It's not loads, but food is on the table.
User avatar #194 - analbuttfuck (01/05/2014) [-]
I just realised that is completely wrong, I pay £18,000 in tax, we keep the rest around £27,000
#175 - Well it's cheaper for you because there's around 9.1 million c… 01/05/2014 on Healthcare Today +1
#104 - Comment deleted  [+] (6 new replies) 01/04/2014 on Stand up for yourself people +3
User avatar #134 - admiralen (01/04/2014) [-]
cant you read? he just said that you get reimbursed if you make less than minimum wage after the tips
#128 - iamnuff (01/04/2014) [-]
isn't that what he said?

you can get paid less than minimum wage, because you are expected to make up the diffrence in tips, however if you DON'T make the diffrence, your manager has to give you the rest.

lots of places don't, and even asking about it can put you on the shitlist where your manager looks for any excuse to fire you, but is the law.

I actually checked the issue out one day, when it finally occured to me to ask "what the fuck is up with tipping in america anyway?"
#115 - TurtleOnItsBack (01/04/2014) [-]
That always annoyed me. Why not just pay the workers minimum wage? I don't understand why I have to tip a few bucks after paying for a full price menu item. I still tip because I know that they get payed shit otherwise, but it shouldn't be my responsibility that to ensure that your employee gets payed normal minimum wage.

People tell me the tipping system is to make sure the workers do their job properly. I thought that was what firing somebody was for.
User avatar #197 - toosexyforyou (01/04/2014) [-]
No, the tipping system is a result of so many people tipping people that work in those kind of jobs that it has become commonplace. The people that work those jobs today are all too young to remember a time when tipping wasn't required at all.
User avatar #109 - oneentity (01/04/2014) [-]
I think that depends on the country.
#107 - thegamegestapo (01/04/2014) [-]
#60 - There is no Palestine and there never will be. We Jews will no… 01/04/2014 on Puns. 0
#59 - no. you dont understand what im saying. The palestinians are a… 01/04/2014 on Puns. 0
#27 - What do you mean? You won't find anyone calling themselves pal… 01/04/2014 on Puns. -2
#14 - There's no such thing as palestine or a palestinian. Try again…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/04/2014 on Puns. -6
User avatar #38 - thatoneiranianguy (01/04/2014) [-]
By that logic there's no such thing as "American" in the sense of a cultural nationality. I say we give the United States to the Indians and have those Americans who've lived there for hundreds of years now go back to their respective continents of origin.

See how that logic makes sense? Regardless if these people identified as "Palestinians" x amount of years, is the fact that these people have lived there for a long time. Its their home and they love it. The U.S. made up some imaginary country and called themselves "Americans" out of the blue. Barely anyone recognized their status as legitimate. But get this...over time cultural identities form.

In some cases Irredentism is acceptable, but these cases are examples as to where it is not. Something tells me though you'll need to google Irredentism to even get a understanding of what I'm talking about.
User avatar #59 - Haruhi (01/04/2014) [-]
no. you dont understand what im saying. The palestinians are a fabricated people. Everyone who calls themselves palestinian is actually jordanian or egyptian. The leaders of hezbollah and hamas have admitted this on camera.
User avatar #19 - chaossniper (01/04/2014) [-]
eexcuise me i like to hear your version of what happned before 48
User avatar #27 - Haruhi (01/04/2014) [-]
What do you mean? You won't find anyone calling themselves palestinians pre 1968 I can guarantee you that.
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