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HailtotheKing

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Age: 21
Date Signed Up:3/01/2010
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#205 - You know, I've never found that idioms cheer me up. They feel … 05/26/2015 on Braum. +1
#262 - A question about the Indian heart surgery one. As a …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/23/2015 on Fact comp #9 0
User avatar #339 - heartlessrobot (05/23/2015) [-]
Well, depends, do you want to live afterwards?
User avatar #316 - fiahhawt (05/23/2015) [-]
Nothing stops you accept the idea that you might be safer having the surgery wherever you are as opposed to in India.
#295 - Rascal (05/23/2015) [-]
Nothing. But you're going to have to pay to go to India. Which means a passport, plane tickets, hotel to stay at to recover, food, etc... also flying to India for surgery can be risky. Just like going down to Mexico for a boob job, you risk getting botched. You're much less likely to wake up during surgery in America than you are in India. You also have a much less likely chance to get an infection in America. But legally, you can go to India.
#5919 - You were not lying. …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2015 on electraheart's profile 0
User avatar #5920 - electraheart (05/23/2015) [-]
its glorious
#5918 - Picture 05/23/2015 on electraheart's profile 0
#53 - Yeah, but those were awesome. They actually had relevance in t…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/15/2015 on Its all in a mental... +2
#57 - vorarephilia (05/15/2015) [-]
I agree with darkness 2 being good. there's also hotline miami where the first 2/3rds of the game is when the character is in a coma. or (and this is a serious flaw) it has a strong basis to be the case. None of this alternate character interpretation is allowed. In Spec ops the line, the argument could be made that the main characters died in the helicopter crash. I need to find it, but there was a video of one of the developers hinting at it in an interview.

If I rewrote my comment to make it more official sounding, I might add a corollary stating that unless legitimately hinted at or said by the narrator or otherwise, all characters should be considered alive, conscious, and sane.
User avatar #58 - vorarephilia (05/15/2015) [-]
ignore the part in parenthesis, it was an aborted sentence about my statement above.
#80 - Good point. Honestly, I just kind of got into it and wanted to… 05/14/2015 on Food 0
#79 - You try to get a fork in a few of the pieces of pasta but most… 05/14/2015 on Food 0
#74 - George Lucas presents a three course meal at a little family s…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/14/2015 on Food +1
User avatar #79 - HailtotheKing (05/14/2015) [-]
You try to get a fork in a few of the pieces of pasta but most just fall off and land in the pool of sauce beneath it. When you manage to get some to stay together and actually get it into your mouth the taste is assaulting. It's spicy to the point of pain, it's overwhelmingly sweet, it's bitter for some reason, it's everything you don't want from your beloved and remembered second course. When you finish shoveling everything into your mouth, hoping that it just slides into your throat and doesn't touch your taste buds, you slide the plate to the side and just try to forget about it. Hopefully the third and final part will at least cleanse your palette and you can forget about this whole horrid experience.

You think to yourself, as bad as this restaurant has become they can't possibly mess up ice cream. It's ice cream. It might be a little too sweet like last time, but it's ice cream. The waiter, this time, is an angst filled 20 something, skinny, middle class white kid with black makeup and eye liner. He practically throws a bowl at you filled with plain vanilla ice cream. Wonderful. you scarf it down and it's not too bad, a little bland like the roast but it's the best so far. Once you're done with that he gives you another bowl. Then another. And another and another and another. It keeps going on and on and on. It never seems to end. The 20 something gets more aggravated when you ask how much more ice cream you have to eat.

Then it's finally done. Your old and glorious memories of that once great meal are replaced with prepackaged shit and frozen food. There is no more little family restaurant, now it's a chain with kooky stuff on the walls. It's not good at what it does anymore, it tried to literally cater to everyone and now, much like that dessert of the first meal, is just for kids who don't know any better.
#77 - citizenlame (05/14/2015) [-]
George Lucas didn't direct episodes 5 and 6. A better analogy is that he quit as the chef and hired a new one who continued making great food, them he once the new chef quit George decided to go back to cooking years later, only to find out he was to fat an lazy to cook it properly and used a microwave with frozen ingredients instead. Oh also before he got his Michelin stars he had some two really good experimental start up restaurants that didn't do quite enough business to keep going
User avatar #80 - HailtotheKing (05/14/2015) [-]
Good point. Honestly, I just kind of got into it and wanted to keep writing.
#74 - As cool as this is unfortunately it's not true. Thes… 05/14/2015 on Sharp +15
#16 - Still awesome though. 05/12/2015 on i don't wanna look 0
#26 - When two girls see each other at the mall. 05/10/2015 on When Someone Gets Your... +1
#61 - That seemed to be what you were getting at, at least that's th…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2015 on Gators +2
User avatar #62 - lolwtfbbqryan (05/01/2015) [-]
jesus christ man

the oil would get everywhere
#57 - Eating animals isn't a bad thing. Putting live animals on a ha…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/01/2015 on Gators +4
User avatar #69 - jdonaldson (05/01/2015) [-]
I am about dunk 1500 live crayfish into a pot of boil water. Then I will suck the innards out of their heads and eat their tales.
User avatar #60 - riotshieldman (05/01/2015) [-]
found the whiped nigger
User avatar #58 - lolwtfbbqryan (05/01/2015) [-]
why the fuck would you throw them live into a frying pan?
User avatar #61 - HailtotheKing (05/01/2015) [-]
That seemed to be what you were getting at, at least that's the impression I got from it.
User avatar #62 - lolwtfbbqryan (05/01/2015) [-]
jesus christ man

the oil would get everywhere
#55 - Oh no, I have. I'm just not fond of animal cruelty.  [+] (7 new replies) 05/01/2015 on Gators +2
User avatar #56 - lolwtfbbqryan (05/01/2015) [-]
>animal cruelty
kek
Ive had kangaroo too, does that make me a bad person?
User avatar #57 - HailtotheKing (05/01/2015) [-]
Eating animals isn't a bad thing. Putting live animals on a hat pan is though.
User avatar #69 - jdonaldson (05/01/2015) [-]
I am about dunk 1500 live crayfish into a pot of boil water. Then I will suck the innards out of their heads and eat their tales.
User avatar #60 - riotshieldman (05/01/2015) [-]
found the whiped nigger
User avatar #58 - lolwtfbbqryan (05/01/2015) [-]
why the fuck would you throw them live into a frying pan?
User avatar #61 - HailtotheKing (05/01/2015) [-]
That seemed to be what you were getting at, at least that's the impression I got from it.
User avatar #62 - lolwtfbbqryan (05/01/2015) [-]
jesus christ man

the oil would get everywhere
#37 - Who doesn't like cuddling? Cuddling is the **** . …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/01/2015 on Orgasm +62
#47 - iqequalzero (05/01/2015) [-]
"Cuddling is like being wrapped in a blanket of love after you fucked the blanket. "

Eeewwwh.
#39 - rickyleipzig (05/01/2015) [-]
#104 - Another favorite of the Russian Army. 04/24/2015 on Huge fact comp #7 0
#173 - The fake psychiatric admission experiment is one of the most i… 04/24/2015 on Huge fact comp #6 0
#142 - Maybe there is a misunderstanding here. I understand…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2015 on How To Fuck Shit Up Comp 0
User avatar #188 - fennis (04/23/2015) [-]
Not really. I was running slightly of-topic.

The point is, which imo working both ways. People take words for to often and to soon for granted while it may contain either bad or inconclusive information. As well people take reliable, conclusive information for as ridicule way to often, way to soon. And ignorance in an age of information is in any form or way in society a danger. Universal.

So. The points you make may be right, may be wrong. I don't know. But to say that it is garbage, written with no knowledge, wrong.. That is and sounds very suggestive as, on contrary, proof otherwise I haven't seen.

Anarchy is England with insufficient tea
#114 - NOPENOPENOPE Please, whatever you do, do not follow t…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/23/2015 on How To Fuck Shit Up Comp +5
User avatar #133 - fennis (04/23/2015) [-]
NOPEYESNOPEYES no eyes no eyes?

I don't apologize for my English, but admit it is poor written

You have some points however. Though if this is a 'don't-do-it' because of -->name one of the xxxx subjects in it. What the hell. Ok, bombs, US, war. I get it, but nothing really shouldn't be taken as crap or wrong just because there is a certain factor of danger in it. Anarchist Cookbook stands for what it is, and tend to is what later on will. Anarchy is up to anarchists.

Information is information despite that I very very well understand the danger of that statement, it fits. It stays a book, its stays for certain people--> individuals, and has its purpose in one way or another. Why I neglect a mainly very naive statement as information is information, que? "who cares about certain information", is individuality and usefulness in and from it..

I never can state the same 'info = info = ok /care' towards privacy policy agreements from millions and millions of user from any kind. Internet information, private data collection, server mainframes of document that you can shift your furniture in your house 90degree, your goldfish living in a plastic bowl, bloodtype etc etc.. that is so far out of the question that I repel the statement --> yet, this one goes against possible where I am against to. KEY: Golden rule, objectivity

"Telling half a truth is the blackest of all lies". - Tennyson
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Article of interest:
I wrote the Anarchist Cookbook in 1969. Now I see its premise as flawed
William Powell 2013

www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/dec/19/anarchist-cookbook-author-william-powell-out-of-print
User avatar #142 - HailtotheKing (04/23/2015) [-]
Maybe there is a misunderstanding here.

I understand what anarchism is all about. I understand about individuality and the freedom away from government. The point I am making is that many things in the Anarchist Cookbook are factually wrong. For instance, the recipes for making crystal meth use the wrong ingredients and the wrong measurements. Same for most drugs in that book. If you were to follow his instructions to the letter you would not end up with crystal meth. Same goes for explosives and other destructive tools, the diagrams that he uses and the materials he puts together are wrong. Not even subjectively wrong, objectively wrong. Any other resource would be better if you wanted to bring down the government, hell you could probably find tutorials on how to build C4 online that are more accurate than the Anarchist Cookbook.
User avatar #188 - fennis (04/23/2015) [-]
Not really. I was running slightly of-topic.

The point is, which imo working both ways. People take words for to often and to soon for granted while it may contain either bad or inconclusive information. As well people take reliable, conclusive information for as ridicule way to often, way to soon. And ignorance in an age of information is in any form or way in society a danger. Universal.

So. The points you make may be right, may be wrong. I don't know. But to say that it is garbage, written with no knowledge, wrong.. That is and sounds very suggestive as, on contrary, proof otherwise I haven't seen.

Anarchy is England with insufficient tea
#65 - Well I'm disappointed. It could have been so easy to… 04/22/2015 on Remember I said I wont hit... +5
#118 - I know I shouldn't feel this way but I find everything in this…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2015 on May Contain Nightmares +2
#156 - erectopus (04/17/2015) [-]
Normally I really dislike anthropomorphizing animals but damn it.. those situations you describe, especially the spider one, are all adorable.
#30 - Yeah, it seems like one of those silly things you do on a bore… 04/15/2015 on Prepare.. to Cringe.. +2
#105 - Can someone here help me find something? It was a pi… 04/09/2015 on Cringe #24 0
#1 - Hey. I saw you posted about being transgender on a piece of co… 04/03/2015 on potcanpol's profile 0
#81 - Oh please god give me a source on that.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2015 on Weeaboo comp 0
User avatar #93 - minkface (04/01/2015) [-]
the show itself is called judge Judy, however I don't remember what particular episode that gif is from.

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User avatar #73 - gugek (11/18/2014) [-]
Good afternoon, have a great rest of your day friend!
#70 - iliketomop (09/30/2014) [-]
Thanks for the add, so lonely on here :'(
User avatar #71 to #70 - HailtotheKing (09/30/2014) [-]
My pleasure, my treasure.
User avatar #72 to #71 - iliketomop (09/30/2014) [-]
and you rhyme this will be fun
User avatar #65 - insertsfunnyname (07/11/2014) [-]
Hey, thanks for the friend request ^_^
User avatar #66 to #65 - HailtotheKing (07/11/2014) [-]
My pleasure! ^^ So, new friend, what should I know about you?
User avatar #67 to #66 - insertsfunnyname (07/11/2014) [-]
I don't know really, I'm not that interesting in all honesty :v

Well, my name is Sam and I'm for Hampshire, England, you? ^^
User avatar #68 to #67 - HailtotheKing (07/12/2014) [-]
Everyone is interesting in their own way. At least I think so

Sam. Is that short for Samuel or Samantha?
User avatar #69 to #68 - insertsfunnyname (07/12/2014) [-]
That's debatable xD

It's short for Samuel - not that I've ever been called that O_o
#64 - miraikuriyama (03/23/2014) [-]
#twerktem2014
#twerktem2014
User avatar #62 - lilhanna (03/09/2014) [-]
Thank you for that great story and being so nice with dealing with the forums.
User avatar #63 to #62 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
What can I say, I love telling stories and I've dealt with bigger asshole on the internet
#59 - vetis ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
BIG SCARY PANDA! RAWR!
#61 to #60 - vetis ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
Wow, that's an ugly panda. Looks like it's in the awkward teenage stage. Lol.
User avatar #57 - HorriblyCrazy (01/02/2014) [-]
i want the d

anny
User avatar #58 to #57 - HailtotheKing (01/02/2014) [-]
I want the v

agina
#50 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
look at this precious baby  uwu
look at this precious baby uwu
User avatar #51 to #50 - HailtotheKing (06/18/2013) [-]
Hair curls .3.
#52 to #51 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
yeehh and thats not all .3.
yeehh and thats not all .3.
User avatar #53 to #52 - HailtotheKing (06/18/2013) [-]
.3. how many of these do you have?
#54 to #53 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
.3. i may or may not have made a mascot folder of her
.3. i may or may not have made a mascot folder of her
User avatar #55 to #54 - HailtotheKing (06/18/2013) [-]
I fully expected you to say that .3.
#56 to #55 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
you know me so well :3
you know me so well :3
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User avatar #47 - Furry (01/09/2013) [-]
hi ^^
User avatar #48 to #47 - HailtotheKing (01/09/2013) [-]
Hello :3
User avatar #43 - infernalinsolence (12/28/2012) [-]
“John,” said Sherlock in a lower voice. “I give you my word. I won't touch it again.”
User avatar #41 - freakaleak (09/13/2012) [-]
ouch!
User avatar #42 to #41 - HailtotheKing (09/13/2012) [-]
Sorry! .n. I was just clearing out some of the people I hardly talk to, feel free to re-add me if you want to :)
#32 - marshmallowsammich (01/19/2012) [-]
Hello there :3
Hello there :3
User avatar #33 to #32 - HailtotheKing (01/19/2012) [-]
You know what you should do?
User avatar #35 to #34 - HailtotheKing (01/19/2012) [-]
nuh uh! D:
#36 to #35 - marshmallowsammich (01/19/2012) [-]
Then wat do I do?
Then wat do I do?
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User avatar #25 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
It wouldn't let me respond D:

I'm Destiny.
Yeah, lets go with that :)
User avatar #26 to #25 - HailtotheKing (08/09/2011) [-]
:DD what a beautiful name!
User avatar #27 to #26 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
You're just a charmer, aren't you? :3
User avatar #28 to #27 - HailtotheKing (08/09/2011) [-]
nah, its just my nature
User avatar #29 to #28 - HailtotheKing (08/09/2011) [-]
good night destiny, sweet dreams
User avatar #30 to #29 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
Goodnight :) Danny
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User avatar #19 to #18 - HailtotheKing (08/01/2011) [-]
DD: i see.
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User avatar #24 to #23 - HailtotheKing (08/03/2011) [-]
-tackle hugs-
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User avatar #22 to #21 - HailtotheKing (08/02/2011) [-]
. n . fb?
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#8 - JustMeagan (02/22/2011) [-]
Why do you want to be my friend? No offense intended.
Why do you want to be my friend? No offense intended.
User avatar #9 to #8 - HailtotheKing (02/22/2011) [-]
no reason, im bored and wanted to make a new friend :P
User avatar #10 to #9 - JustMeagan (02/22/2011) [-]
That kind of sounds rapisty.
User avatar #11 to #10 - HailtotheKing (02/22/2011) [-]
care for some free popcorn and chocolate?
#12 to #11 - JustMeagan (02/22/2011) [-]
Really?! Where?!
User avatar #13 to #12 - HailtotheKing (02/22/2011) [-]
right in my van.
User avatar #15 to #14 - HailtotheKing (02/22/2011) [-]
well fine! i guess ill just give you the free amazingness!
-gives pop corn and chocolate-
User avatar #5 - grimendirt (01/23/2011) [-]
who is this
User avatar #6 to #5 - HailtotheKing (01/23/2011) [-]
no one, someone called you taylor once in a comment so i called you taylor on your page.
User avatar #7 to #6 - grimendirt (01/23/2011) [-]
oh that was the op muh friend.
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