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#1763 - Hey guys, I'm new to this board. Can we post about any hobby o… 16 hours ago on /hobby/ 0
#39 - Huh, I thought the 13th amendment made it illegal to own … 12/17/2014 on egosumproxi's profile 0
#38 - You seem like a pretty cool guy. Not like that one guy. That o…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2014 on egosumproxi's profile 0
User avatar #69 - egosumproxi (15 hours ago) [-]
I wish I was pretty cool at the moment, its somewhere between 35-40 degrees Celsius at the moment, and I'm fairly sure what's wrong with that guy we think is gay is that he is trying really hard not to be...
#218 - I like a good middle ground. Little bit of fat for slapping, g… 12/16/2014 on size does matter 0
#28 - The hair thing? Seems like it was confirmed by him actually. … 12/15/2014 on This explains everything +1
#87 - From what I've seen it's not terribly hard to kill yourself wi… 12/15/2014 on Finals +4
#21 - Aww man, the story of this dude always makes me a little sad i…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/14/2014 on This explains everything +9
User avatar #38 - elcreepo (12/15/2014) [-]
rumor was that he was doing drugs but no it has to be something stupid

Although if he was okay with it, I guess I can't be mad
#27 - anonymous (12/15/2014) [-]
From the information I can find, that's just a rumour based on something Steve jokingly said.
User avatar #28 - HailtotheKing (12/15/2014) [-]
The hair thing? Seems like it was confirmed by him actually.
www.businessinsider.com/blues-clues-host-steve-left-the-show-because-of-balding-2014-6

"Burns reveals that one of the main reasons he left the show was because he was going bald, and he didn't want that to happen on national television in front of his young fans."
#74 - To be fair, that dude was also a modern day Ozzy Ozborne. Ever… 12/14/2014 on Finals +9
#52 - You guys know what this **** is? This is Mio Ener…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/14/2014 on Finals +51
#89 - anonymous (12/15/2014) [-]
unless that stuff is actually not that strong and it is just a marketing ploy and only has small amounts of ginseng which is a more natural source of energy ...
User avatar #83 - twofreegerbils (12/14/2014) [-]
I actually know someone who did die doing shit like that with mio energy.
#87 - HailtotheKing (12/15/2014) [-]
From what I've seen it's not terribly hard to kill yourself with caffeine. This stuff is The Black Blood of the Earth, it is coffee that had been boiled down to "just the good stuff". Smells great, tastes amazing, has no acidity or anything like that and is supose to be the best coffee ever made. There is only one problem: to get that level of flavor you need to basically boil down 40 cups of coffee for each 8 ounces you want to drink. A friend of mine was gifted four bottles of it for Christmas one year and had us all taste it to show how amazing it was.

Now one bottle of this stuff can make you very sick, two bottles can kill a 200 pound man, three bottles can kill anyone, and four will make God himself drop like a bag of hammers. I was over at this guys house when he had a party and some jackass decided he wanted to be the center of attention, he grabbed one of these unopened bottles, cracked the top, downed the whole thing, and smashed it on the floor. Everyone just awkwardly laughed and when I looked over to the host he just seemed unphased. Then I found out why. A few minutes later I saw the guy who downed the bottle on his hands and knees, shaking, and vomiting up the blacked coffee you will ever see. he was in the hospital for the next week just to make sure he didn't die of caffeine overdose.

Don't fuck with caffeine. It does not like you and it will kill you if given the chance.
User avatar #72 - thepizzadevourer (12/14/2014) [-]
The median lethal dose (LD50) given orally is 192 milligrams per kilogram in rats. The LD50 of caffeine in humans is dependent on individual sensitivity, but is estimated to be about 150 to 200 milligrams per kilogram of body mass or roughly 80 to 100 cups of coffee for an average adult.

Eh, considering he consumed that amount over five days, he's probably not pepsi . . . but he's probably pretty messed up.
User avatar #74 - HailtotheKing (12/14/2014) [-]
To be fair, that dude was also a modern day Ozzy Ozborne. Every drug that you could think of, and several you can't even imagine, passed through his system. I once saw him take a half dozen painkillers during class and wash it down with a water bottle filled with Jack Daniels. Caffeine was the least of this mans problems.
#69 - I do not have a large penis but a friend of mine told me this … 12/11/2014 on FML +1
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User avatar #73 - gugek (11/18/2014) [-]
Good afternoon, have a great rest of your day friend!
#70 - iliketomop (09/30/2014) [-]
Thanks for the add, so lonely on here :'(
User avatar #71 to #70 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
My pleasure, my treasure.
User avatar #72 to #71 - iliketomop (09/30/2014) [-]
and you rhyme this will be fun
User avatar #65 - insertsfunnyname (07/11/2014) [-]
Hey, thanks for the friend request ^_^
User avatar #66 to #65 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
My pleasure! ^^ So, new friend, what should I know about you?
User avatar #67 to #66 - insertsfunnyname (07/11/2014) [-]
I don't know really, I'm not that interesting in all honesty :v

Well, my name is Sam and I'm for Hampshire, England, you? ^^
User avatar #68 to #67 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Everyone is interesting in their own way. At least I think so

Sam. Is that short for Samuel or Samantha?
User avatar #69 to #68 - insertsfunnyname (07/12/2014) [-]
That's debatable xD

It's short for Samuel - not that I've ever been called that O_o
#64 - miraikuriyama (03/23/2014) [-]
#twerktem2014
#twerktem2014
User avatar #62 - lilhanna (03/09/2014) [-]
Thank you for that great story and being so nice with dealing with the forums.
User avatar #63 to #62 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (03/09/2014) [-]
What can I say, I love telling stories and I've dealt with bigger asshole on the internet
#59 - vetis ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
BIG SCARY PANDA! RAWR!
#61 to #60 - vetis ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
Wow, that's an ugly panda. Looks like it's in the awkward teenage stage. Lol.
User avatar #57 - HorriblyCrazy (01/02/2014) [-]
i want the d

anny
User avatar #58 to #57 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (01/02/2014) [-]
I want the v

agina
#50 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
look at this precious baby  uwu
look at this precious baby uwu
User avatar #51 to #50 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (06/18/2013) [-]
Hair curls .3.
#52 to #51 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
yeehh and thats not all .3.
yeehh and thats not all .3.
User avatar #53 to #52 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (06/18/2013) [-]
.3. how many of these do you have?
#54 to #53 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
.3. i may or may not have made a mascot folder of her
.3. i may or may not have made a mascot folder of her
User avatar #55 to #54 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (06/18/2013) [-]
I fully expected you to say that .3.
#56 to #55 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
you know me so well :3
you know me so well :3
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User avatar #47 - Furry (01/09/2013) [-]
hi ^^
User avatar #48 to #47 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (01/09/2013) [-]
Hello :3
User avatar #43 - infernalinsolence (12/28/2012) [-]
“John,” said Sherlock in a lower voice. “I give you my word. I won't touch it again.”
User avatar #41 - freakaleak (09/13/2012) [-]
ouch!
User avatar #42 to #41 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (09/13/2012) [-]
Sorry! .n. I was just clearing out some of the people I hardly talk to, feel free to re-add me if you want to :)
#32 - marshmallowsammich (01/19/2012) [-]
Hello there :3
Hello there :3
User avatar #33 to #32 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (01/19/2012) [-]
You know what you should do?
User avatar #35 to #34 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (01/19/2012) [-]
nuh uh! D:
#36 to #35 - marshmallowsammich (01/19/2012) [-]
Then wat do I do?
Then wat do I do?
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User avatar #25 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
It wouldn't let me respond D:

I'm Destiny.
Yeah, lets go with that :)
User avatar #26 to #25 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (08/09/2011) [-]
:DD what a beautiful name!
User avatar #27 to #26 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
You're just a charmer, aren't you? :3
User avatar #28 to #27 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (08/09/2011) [-]
nah, its just my nature
User avatar #29 to #28 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (08/09/2011) [-]
good night destiny, sweet dreams
User avatar #30 to #29 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
Goodnight :) Danny
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User avatar #19 to #18 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (08/01/2011) [-]
DD: i see.
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User avatar #24 to #23 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (08/03/2011) [-]
-tackle hugs-
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User avatar #22 to #21 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (08/02/2011) [-]
. n . fb?
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#8 - JustMeagan (02/22/2011) [-]
Why do you want to be my friend? No offense intended.
Why do you want to be my friend? No offense intended.
User avatar #9 to #8 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (02/22/2011) [-]
no reason, im bored and wanted to make a new friend :P
User avatar #10 to #9 - JustMeagan (02/22/2011) [-]
That kind of sounds rapisty.
User avatar #11 to #10 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (02/22/2011) [-]
care for some free popcorn and chocolate?
#12 to #11 - JustMeagan (02/22/2011) [-]
Really?! Where?!
User avatar #13 to #12 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (02/22/2011) [-]
right in my van.
User avatar #15 to #14 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (02/22/2011) [-]
well fine! i guess ill just give you the free amazingness!
-gives pop corn and chocolate-
User avatar #5 - grimendirt (01/23/2011) [-]
who is this
User avatar #6 to #5 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (01/23/2011) [-]
no one, someone called you taylor once in a comment so i called you taylor on your page.
User avatar #7 to #6 - grimendirt (01/23/2011) [-]
oh that was the op muh friend.
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