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HailtotheKing

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:3/01/2010
Last Login:7/01/2015
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Highest Content Rank:#7390
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Level 3 Content: New Here → Level 4 Content: New Here
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Level 229 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 230 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:12
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Times Content Favorited:5 times
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Hail to the king, baby

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#187 - Those are Marvel shoestrings from a recent Lut Crate. It was p… 06/17/2015 on Wait... Wait... Wait... YES 0
#133 - That's the feeling that a lot of suicide survives have. My gir… 06/15/2015 on Anon has suicide attempt +3
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#13 - It's been a while since I've seen a really positive theme acco…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/03/2015 on 33 going on 10 +13
#29 - realmanbraum (06/03/2015) [-]
Braum is glad to be in service, but. You, you would make more smiles!
#14 - ibaitexplain (06/03/2015) [-]
B...but...
#28 - realmanbraum (06/03/2015) [-]
Now now, just because I am different, does not mean we can't be friends, no?
#248 - What does that belt do Her pants fit fine …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2015 on RAGE TIME! Women gets fit,... 0
User avatar #327 - owmyanus (06/03/2015) [-]
it makes her look cool
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#269 - burningbuttbandits (05/31/2015) [-]
I've just read this and made me feel a little sick, not to beat on the choices you've made i am in no position to judge you for them.

I felt sick because I've done everything you've said you didn't and i'm still no better off. I took extra classes, I was in my Universities 1st team Rugby squad, Competed on the Unis Brazilian Jiujitsu team and MMA team, Completed by Bachelors Degree in Physics, Got the University prize for Highest Postgraduate Masters degree in Mechanical engineering Wrote my First academic paper along the way and I'm now stuck.

I'm 23, I have been applying for Jobs and attending interviews for the past 6 months and i am still no further ahead than anyone else at my age. In fact in most cases i'm worse off, I've never had a proper Job, only some part time bar work, i cant get into industry coz i have no experience but i cant gain any experience coz i can get a job.

I live with my Girlfriend who make £20k a year doing a job i could do in my sleep and we rent a place which i can't afford, i cant contribute to and the only way i can see myself progressing is forgetting everything i have achieved and starting again with an apprenticeship of some sort.

It is the worst feeling of all to wake up everyday and not just feel like a disappointment to yourself but to everyone who has ever supported you, I have do all i can do to get to where i am today and even so it still doesn't seem enough.
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#56 - Hi there. I truly am sorry for your loss and I hope …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2015 on whobobwhatpants's profile 0
User avatar #69 - whobobwhatpants (05/30/2015) [-]
I must say, i was completely shocked when i woke up to find hundreds of thumbs and numerous photoshops! I was expecting somthing like -2 and a few 'sod off's' I just couldn't believe what i was reading! after sch a hetic and difficult few days, reading through all the comments with my hubby was just what we needed. We cried happy tears and just kinda hugged eachother. It's the first time i smiled since we Lost her. I feel like i do have the strength somewhere in me to go on, if for nothing else, then for my other daughters. I just have to find it. Thank you for your kind words. It really means the world to me xox

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User avatar #73 - gugek (11/18/2014) [-]
Good afternoon, have a great rest of your day friend!
#70 - iliketomop (09/30/2014) [-]
Thanks for the add, so lonely on here :'(
User avatar #71 to #70 - HailtotheKing (09/30/2014) [-]
My pleasure, my treasure.
User avatar #72 to #71 - iliketomop (09/30/2014) [-]
and you rhyme this will be fun
User avatar #65 - insertsfunnyname (07/11/2014) [-]
Hey, thanks for the friend request ^_^
User avatar #66 to #65 - HailtotheKing (07/11/2014) [-]
My pleasure! ^^ So, new friend, what should I know about you?
User avatar #67 to #66 - insertsfunnyname (07/11/2014) [-]
I don't know really, I'm not that interesting in all honesty :v

Well, my name is Sam and I'm for Hampshire, England, you? ^^
User avatar #68 to #67 - HailtotheKing (07/12/2014) [-]
Everyone is interesting in their own way. At least I think so

Sam. Is that short for Samuel or Samantha?
User avatar #69 to #68 - insertsfunnyname (07/12/2014) [-]
That's debatable xD

It's short for Samuel - not that I've ever been called that O_o
#64 - miraikuriyama (03/23/2014) [-]
#twerktem2014
#twerktem2014
User avatar #62 - lilhanna (03/09/2014) [-]
Thank you for that great story and being so nice with dealing with the forums.
User avatar #63 to #62 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
What can I say, I love telling stories and I've dealt with bigger asshole on the internet
#59 - vetis ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
BIG SCARY PANDA! RAWR!
#61 to #60 - vetis ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
Wow, that's an ugly panda. Looks like it's in the awkward teenage stage. Lol.
User avatar #57 - HorriblyCrazy (01/02/2014) [-]
i want the d

anny
User avatar #58 to #57 - HailtotheKing (01/02/2014) [-]
I want the v

agina
#50 - electraheart ONLINE (06/18/2013) [-]
look at this precious baby  uwu
look at this precious baby uwu
User avatar #51 to #50 - HailtotheKing (06/18/2013) [-]
Hair curls .3.
#52 to #51 - electraheart ONLINE (06/18/2013) [-]
yeehh and thats not all .3.
yeehh and thats not all .3.
User avatar #53 to #52 - HailtotheKing (06/18/2013) [-]
.3. how many of these do you have?
#54 to #53 - electraheart ONLINE (06/18/2013) [-]
.3. i may or may not have made a mascot folder of her
.3. i may or may not have made a mascot folder of her
User avatar #55 to #54 - HailtotheKing (06/18/2013) [-]
I fully expected you to say that .3.
#56 to #55 - electraheart ONLINE (06/18/2013) [-]
you know me so well :3
you know me so well :3
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User avatar #47 - Furry (01/09/2013) [-]
hi ^^
User avatar #48 to #47 - HailtotheKing (01/09/2013) [-]
Hello :3
User avatar #43 - infernalinsolence (12/28/2012) [-]
“John,” said Sherlock in a lower voice. “I give you my word. I won't touch it again.”
User avatar #41 - freakaleak (09/13/2012) [-]
ouch!
User avatar #42 to #41 - HailtotheKing (09/13/2012) [-]
Sorry! .n. I was just clearing out some of the people I hardly talk to, feel free to re-add me if you want to :)
#32 - marshmallowsammich (01/19/2012) [-]
Hello there :3
Hello there :3
User avatar #33 to #32 - HailtotheKing (01/19/2012) [-]
You know what you should do?
User avatar #35 to #34 - HailtotheKing (01/19/2012) [-]
nuh uh! D:
#36 to #35 - marshmallowsammich (01/19/2012) [-]
Then wat do I do?
Then wat do I do?
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User avatar #25 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
It wouldn't let me respond D:

I'm Destiny.
Yeah, lets go with that :)
User avatar #26 to #25 - HailtotheKing (08/09/2011) [-]
:DD what a beautiful name!
User avatar #27 to #26 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
You're just a charmer, aren't you? :3
User avatar #28 to #27 - HailtotheKing (08/09/2011) [-]
nah, its just my nature
User avatar #29 to #28 - HailtotheKing (08/09/2011) [-]
good night destiny, sweet dreams
User avatar #30 to #29 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
Goodnight :) Danny
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User avatar #19 to #18 - HailtotheKing (08/01/2011) [-]
DD: i see.
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User avatar #24 to #23 - HailtotheKing (08/03/2011) [-]
-tackle hugs-
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User avatar #22 to #21 - HailtotheKing (08/02/2011) [-]
. n . fb?
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#8 - JustMeagan (02/22/2011) [-]
Why do you want to be my friend? No offense intended.
Why do you want to be my friend? No offense intended.
User avatar #9 to #8 - HailtotheKing (02/22/2011) [-]
no reason, im bored and wanted to make a new friend :P
User avatar #10 to #9 - JustMeagan (02/22/2011) [-]
That kind of sounds rapisty.
User avatar #11 to #10 - HailtotheKing (02/22/2011) [-]
care for some free popcorn and chocolate?
#12 to #11 - JustMeagan (02/22/2011) [-]
Really?! Where?!
User avatar #13 to #12 - HailtotheKing (02/22/2011) [-]
right in my van.
User avatar #15 to #14 - HailtotheKing (02/22/2011) [-]
well fine! i guess ill just give you the free amazingness!
-gives pop corn and chocolate-
User avatar #5 - grimendirt (01/23/2011) [-]
who is this
User avatar #6 to #5 - HailtotheKing (01/23/2011) [-]
no one, someone called you taylor once in a comment so i called you taylor on your page.
User avatar #7 to #6 - grimendirt (01/23/2011) [-]
oh that was the op muh friend.
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