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HailtotheKing

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Age: 21
Date Signed Up:3/01/2010
Last Login:5/06/2015
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#61 - That seemed to be what you were getting at, at least that's th…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2015 on Gators +2
User avatar #62 - lolwtfbbqryan (05/01/2015) [-]
jesus christ man

the oil would get everywhere
#57 - Eating animals isn't a bad thing. Putting live animals on a ha…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/01/2015 on Gators +4
User avatar #69 - jdonaldson (05/01/2015) [-]
I am about dunk 1500 live crayfish into a pot of boil water. Then I will suck the innards out of their heads and eat their tales.
User avatar #60 - riotshieldman (05/01/2015) [-]
found the whiped nigger
User avatar #58 - lolwtfbbqryan (05/01/2015) [-]
why the fuck would you throw them live into a frying pan?
User avatar #61 - HailtotheKing (05/01/2015) [-]
That seemed to be what you were getting at, at least that's the impression I got from it.
User avatar #62 - lolwtfbbqryan (05/01/2015) [-]
jesus christ man

the oil would get everywhere
#55 - Oh no, I have. I'm just not fond of animal cruelty.  [+] (7 new replies) 05/01/2015 on Gators +2
User avatar #56 - lolwtfbbqryan (05/01/2015) [-]
>animal cruelty
kek
Ive had kangaroo too, does that make me a bad person?
User avatar #57 - HailtotheKing (05/01/2015) [-]
Eating animals isn't a bad thing. Putting live animals on a hat pan is though.
User avatar #69 - jdonaldson (05/01/2015) [-]
I am about dunk 1500 live crayfish into a pot of boil water. Then I will suck the innards out of their heads and eat their tales.
User avatar #60 - riotshieldman (05/01/2015) [-]
found the whiped nigger
User avatar #58 - lolwtfbbqryan (05/01/2015) [-]
why the fuck would you throw them live into a frying pan?
User avatar #61 - HailtotheKing (05/01/2015) [-]
That seemed to be what you were getting at, at least that's the impression I got from it.
User avatar #62 - lolwtfbbqryan (05/01/2015) [-]
jesus christ man

the oil would get everywhere
#37 - Who doesn't like cuddling? Cuddling is the **** . …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/01/2015 on Orgasm +62
#47 - iqequalzero (05/01/2015) [-]
"Cuddling is like being wrapped in a blanket of love after you fucked the blanket. "

Eeewwwh.
#39 - rickyleipzig (05/01/2015) [-]
#104 - Another favorite of the Russian Army. 04/24/2015 on Huge fact comp #7 0
#173 - The fake psychiatric admission experiment is one of the most i… 04/24/2015 on Huge fact comp #6 0
#142 - Maybe there is a misunderstanding here. I understand…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2015 on How To Fuck Shit Up Comp 0
User avatar #188 - fennis (04/23/2015) [-]
Not really. I was running slightly of-topic.

The point is, which imo working both ways. People take words for to often and to soon for granted while it may contain either bad or inconclusive information. As well people take reliable, conclusive information for as ridicule way to often, way to soon. And ignorance in an age of information is in any form or way in society a danger. Universal.

So. The points you make may be right, may be wrong. I don't know. But to say that it is garbage, written with no knowledge, wrong.. That is and sounds very suggestive as, on contrary, proof otherwise I haven't seen.

Anarchy is England with insufficient tea
#114 - NOPENOPENOPE Please, whatever you do, do not follow t…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/23/2015 on How To Fuck Shit Up Comp +5
User avatar #133 - fennis (04/23/2015) [-]
NOPEYESNOPEYES no eyes no eyes?

I don't apologize for my English, but admit it is poor written

You have some points however. Though if this is a 'don't-do-it' because of -->name one of the xxxx subjects in it. What the hell. Ok, bombs, US, war. I get it, but nothing really shouldn't be taken as crap or wrong just because there is a certain factor of danger in it. Anarchist Cookbook stands for what it is, and tend to is what later on will. Anarchy is up to anarchists.

Information is information despite that I very very well understand the danger of that statement, it fits. It stays a book, its stays for certain people--> individuals, and has its purpose in one way or another. Why I neglect a mainly very naive statement as information is information, que? "who cares about certain information", is individuality and usefulness in and from it..

I never can state the same 'info = info = ok /care' towards privacy policy agreements from millions and millions of user from any kind. Internet information, private data collection, server mainframes of document that you can shift your furniture in your house 90degree, your goldfish living in a plastic bowl, bloodtype etc etc.. that is so far out of the question that I repel the statement --> yet, this one goes against possible where I am against to. KEY: Golden rule, objectivity

"Telling half a truth is the blackest of all lies". - Tennyson
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Article of interest:
I wrote the Anarchist Cookbook in 1969. Now I see its premise as flawed
William Powell 2013

www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/dec/19/anarchist-cookbook-author-william-powell-out-of-print
User avatar #142 - HailtotheKing (04/23/2015) [-]
Maybe there is a misunderstanding here.

I understand what anarchism is all about. I understand about individuality and the freedom away from government. The point I am making is that many things in the Anarchist Cookbook are factually wrong. For instance, the recipes for making crystal meth use the wrong ingredients and the wrong measurements. Same for most drugs in that book. If you were to follow his instructions to the letter you would not end up with crystal meth. Same goes for explosives and other destructive tools, the diagrams that he uses and the materials he puts together are wrong. Not even subjectively wrong, objectively wrong. Any other resource would be better if you wanted to bring down the government, hell you could probably find tutorials on how to build C4 online that are more accurate than the Anarchist Cookbook.
User avatar #188 - fennis (04/23/2015) [-]
Not really. I was running slightly of-topic.

The point is, which imo working both ways. People take words for to often and to soon for granted while it may contain either bad or inconclusive information. As well people take reliable, conclusive information for as ridicule way to often, way to soon. And ignorance in an age of information is in any form or way in society a danger. Universal.

So. The points you make may be right, may be wrong. I don't know. But to say that it is garbage, written with no knowledge, wrong.. That is and sounds very suggestive as, on contrary, proof otherwise I haven't seen.

Anarchy is England with insufficient tea
#65 - Well I'm disappointed. It could have been so easy to… 04/22/2015 on Remember I said I wont hit... +5
#118 - I know I shouldn't feel this way but I find everything in this…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2015 on May Contain Nightmares +2
#156 - erectopus (04/17/2015) [-]
Normally I really dislike anthropomorphizing animals but damn it.. those situations you describe, especially the spider one, are all adorable.

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User avatar #73 - gugek (11/18/2014) [-]
Good afternoon, have a great rest of your day friend!
#70 - iliketomop (09/30/2014) [-]
Thanks for the add, so lonely on here :'(
User avatar #71 to #70 - HailtotheKing (09/30/2014) [-]
My pleasure, my treasure.
User avatar #72 to #71 - iliketomop (09/30/2014) [-]
and you rhyme this will be fun
User avatar #65 - insertsfunnyname (07/11/2014) [-]
Hey, thanks for the friend request ^_^
User avatar #66 to #65 - HailtotheKing (07/11/2014) [-]
My pleasure! ^^ So, new friend, what should I know about you?
User avatar #67 to #66 - insertsfunnyname (07/11/2014) [-]
I don't know really, I'm not that interesting in all honesty :v

Well, my name is Sam and I'm for Hampshire, England, you? ^^
User avatar #68 to #67 - HailtotheKing (07/12/2014) [-]
Everyone is interesting in their own way. At least I think so

Sam. Is that short for Samuel or Samantha?
User avatar #69 to #68 - insertsfunnyname (07/12/2014) [-]
That's debatable xD

It's short for Samuel - not that I've ever been called that O_o
#64 - miraikuriyama (03/23/2014) [-]
#twerktem2014
#twerktem2014
User avatar #62 - lilhanna (03/09/2014) [-]
Thank you for that great story and being so nice with dealing with the forums.
User avatar #63 to #62 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
What can I say, I love telling stories and I've dealt with bigger asshole on the internet
#59 - vetis (03/03/2014) [-]
BIG SCARY PANDA! RAWR!
#61 to #60 - vetis (03/03/2014) [-]
Wow, that's an ugly panda. Looks like it's in the awkward teenage stage. Lol.
User avatar #57 - HorriblyCrazy (01/02/2014) [-]
i want the d

anny
User avatar #58 to #57 - HailtotheKing (01/02/2014) [-]
I want the v

agina
#50 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
look at this precious baby  uwu
look at this precious baby uwu
User avatar #51 to #50 - HailtotheKing (06/18/2013) [-]
Hair curls .3.
#52 to #51 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
yeehh and thats not all .3.
yeehh and thats not all .3.
User avatar #53 to #52 - HailtotheKing (06/18/2013) [-]
.3. how many of these do you have?
#54 to #53 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
.3. i may or may not have made a mascot folder of her
.3. i may or may not have made a mascot folder of her
User avatar #55 to #54 - HailtotheKing (06/18/2013) [-]
I fully expected you to say that .3.
#56 to #55 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
you know me so well :3
you know me so well :3
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User avatar #47 - Furry (01/09/2013) [-]
hi ^^
User avatar #48 to #47 - HailtotheKing (01/09/2013) [-]
Hello :3
User avatar #43 - infernalinsolence (12/28/2012) [-]
“John,” said Sherlock in a lower voice. “I give you my word. I won't touch it again.”
User avatar #41 - freakaleak (09/13/2012) [-]
ouch!
User avatar #42 to #41 - HailtotheKing (09/13/2012) [-]
Sorry! .n. I was just clearing out some of the people I hardly talk to, feel free to re-add me if you want to :)
#32 - marshmallowsammich (01/19/2012) [-]
Hello there :3
Hello there :3
User avatar #33 to #32 - HailtotheKing (01/19/2012) [-]
You know what you should do?
User avatar #35 to #34 - HailtotheKing (01/19/2012) [-]
nuh uh! D:
#36 to #35 - marshmallowsammich (01/19/2012) [-]
Then wat do I do?
Then wat do I do?
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User avatar #25 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
It wouldn't let me respond D:

I'm Destiny.
Yeah, lets go with that :)
User avatar #26 to #25 - HailtotheKing (08/09/2011) [-]
:DD what a beautiful name!
User avatar #27 to #26 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
You're just a charmer, aren't you? :3
User avatar #28 to #27 - HailtotheKing (08/09/2011) [-]
nah, its just my nature
User avatar #29 to #28 - HailtotheKing (08/09/2011) [-]
good night destiny, sweet dreams
User avatar #30 to #29 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
Goodnight :) Danny
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User avatar #19 to #18 - HailtotheKing (08/01/2011) [-]
DD: i see.
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User avatar #24 to #23 - HailtotheKing (08/03/2011) [-]
-tackle hugs-
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User avatar #22 to #21 - HailtotheKing (08/02/2011) [-]
. n . fb?
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#8 - JustMeagan (02/22/2011) [-]
Why do you want to be my friend? No offense intended.
Why do you want to be my friend? No offense intended.
User avatar #9 to #8 - HailtotheKing (02/22/2011) [-]
no reason, im bored and wanted to make a new friend :P
User avatar #10 to #9 - JustMeagan (02/22/2011) [-]
That kind of sounds rapisty.
User avatar #11 to #10 - HailtotheKing (02/22/2011) [-]
care for some free popcorn and chocolate?
#12 to #11 - JustMeagan (02/22/2011) [-]
Really?! Where?!
User avatar #13 to #12 - HailtotheKing (02/22/2011) [-]
right in my van.
User avatar #15 to #14 - HailtotheKing (02/22/2011) [-]
well fine! i guess ill just give you the free amazingness!
-gives pop corn and chocolate-
User avatar #5 - grimendirt (01/23/2011) [-]
who is this
User avatar #6 to #5 - HailtotheKing (01/23/2011) [-]
no one, someone called you taylor once in a comment so i called you taylor on your page.
User avatar #7 to #6 - grimendirt (01/23/2011) [-]
oh that was the op muh friend.
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