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Alpha 6 this is Alpha 1, radio check over
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what's that from?
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#25 - mermoohue (05/08/2016) [-]
operation yolo
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tell me what's that from?
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#160 - tenorkitsune (04/15/2016) [-]
For reals though, this is what i've done in every souls game and it works wonders. You're able to learn the areas, enemies, and bosses in an environment where you can only gain, since succeeding gets you embers (or humanity/revival in the past games), and if you die, you lose nothing. Win-Win
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#36 - sillicth (04/03/2016) [-]
Message me your address and I'll send it. You better post results one day!
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#39 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (04/03/2016) [-]
We have a deal. It better be a classy fucking signature with some XOXO on it.

Sending specs
#171627 - Guys/Gals I want degree in the music field. But I wan…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/30/2016 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
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#171630 - haydentheviking (03/30/2016) [-]
I have a course in my college for music technology and by sound technician i assume you wanna get into live sound? Have a basic knowledge of what front of house is and monitors its always good if you know how to put it all together (im a bit rusty on that myself)

Best ways to improve your playing is to keep practising and same with writing really

If you wanna produce i say get a torrent of like cubase or something watch some yt vids if you wanna self learn but there should be some courses out there?

ive just woken up so some of this might not make sense
#171629 - anon (03/30/2016) [-]
bring ur casio keyboard and a pre amp to the nearest park where you live
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uh you mean PT belt?
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#146 - loveyameanish (12/16/2014) [-]
Congrats on not deading in the marines yet lil nig
#144 - joshlol (11/21/2014) [-]
what an aggressive username
#124 - loveyameanish (12/22/2013) [-]
luv u xo
#125 to #124 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (12/22/2013) [-]
If you love me why can't you SHOW ME!
#126 to #125 - loveyameanish (12/22/2013) [-]
#127 to #126 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (12/22/2013) [-]
Oh yes, that's the good stuff.
#128 to #127 - loveyameanish (12/22/2013) [-]
What's up, dude?
#129 to #128 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (12/22/2013) [-]
AC 4 black fag
#130 to #129 - loveyameanish (12/22/2013) [-]
I got kicked out of my house and my xbox and black flag had to be left behind. I was only 12% through the game.. Heartbreak.
#131 to #130 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (12/22/2013) [-]
omg why
#132 to #131 - loveyameanish (12/22/2013) [-]
Really long story that goes all the way back to the end of May. But to be honest I'm more upset about Black Flag. Are you far into it? Is it beautiful?
#133 to #132 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (12/22/2013) [-]
i bought and xbox one with work money since I got a job until I get recruited.

ITs piraty and gorgeous.
#134 to #133 - loveyameanish (12/22/2013) [-]
Still no luck getting into the marines?
#135 to #134 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (12/22/2013) [-]
Im much further than I was before my new recruiter is pushing me through and speeding things up. but now my file is sent off it could take months to hear a reply.....
#136 to #135 - loveyameanish (12/22/2013) [-]
That sucks. Who knew it was that hard to join the military
#137 to #136 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (12/22/2013) [-]
Just The Marines because theyre funding is low and theyre mostly a "pushing force" branch. Meant to take areas and such. Our wars are mostly occupying thus Army is set. I could bitch out and go army but ima wait and see if MArines will take me. If not..... faggot army.
#138 to #137 - loveyameanish (12/22/2013) [-]
So army is like last resort? haha
#139 to #138 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (12/22/2013) [-]
no NAvy is like "kill yourself or join navy" last resort. Army would be same thing less badass and ill forever know I never got to be the best.
#140 to #139 - loveyameanish (12/22/2013) [-]
But at least with army you might not die.
#141 to #140 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (12/22/2013) [-]
False. only reason why marines die nowadays is either due to equipment failing and crashing or because Marines are out on patrol and escort missions...... which are Army jobs but Marines are told to do it because theyre tougher and need something to do.
#142 to #141 - loveyameanish (12/22/2013) [-]
I don't actually legit think you'll die, Matthew haha
#143 to #142 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (12/22/2013) [-]
Shhhhh anything possible lets not jinx anything.
#122 - SgtObvious (09/05/2013) [-]
I saw like 3 of your comments on the social board and I can already tell that I really don't like you
#123 to #122 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (09/05/2013) [-]
Oh yeah? And why is that?
#118 - daryldixon (06/17/2013) [-]
One of your interests is soda.
#119 to #118 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (06/17/2013) [-]
Yes. Yes it is.
#120 to #119 - daryldixon (06/17/2013) [-]
i had an addiction to soda once.
I used to drink 4 pepsis a day.
Rough times, good but rough
#121 to #120 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (06/17/2013) [-]
Yeah I still have a terrible twizzler problem. I went to rehab and everything.... but once you go down the red vine road, there is no going back.
#122 to #121 - daryldixon (06/17/2013) [-]
ew twizzlers.
its all out that red licoricice
#115 - birdss (05/08/2013) [-]
Come back
#113 - GabeAsher (05/06/2013) [-]
Hey man, do you still play items? If not, I was wondering if I could have 1 or 2 items :)

I understand if you say know, but I figured I would ask :P

Thanks in advance :)
#114 to #113 - GabeAsher (05/06/2013) [-]
I understand if you say no*
#86 - TheseChocodiles (04/08/2013) [-]
Just read that whole argument between you and dusty.

Just have to say you're retarded.
#88 to #86 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (04/08/2013) [-]
One thing you have to understand about me is this:

I am not the person to try and bash other people for their opinions on things because I grew tired of debating with people. It always ends with bad words and neither one being happy in the end. I usually don't even get into them but Dusters always finds a way to get me into one. Whenever I DO, however, get into an argument I just dick around because that's just how I am.

I joke around a lot but, to be honest, I find it ridiculous how you lot take my jokes too seriously. Although I have nobody but myself to blame because when you joke around a lot nobody can tell when you're serious. So I take blame for that. I just regret that you people stem your opinions from times wehn I was jsut dicking around, but yet again I have only myself to blame. But, to be honest, I never really cared about what people on the internet thought of me. Mainly because unless you have met somebody in real life and interacted with them, you will never truly know who they are.

While I regret that I left such a bad taste in some people's mouths, It doesn't really effect me all that much to hear such complaints. So go ahead and judge me on my follies, I don't expect you to do anything less. Have a lovely day and a pleasant tomorrow. I'm off to PT at the base.
#89 to #88 - TheseChocodiles (04/08/2013) [-]
What I don't understand is how do you expect to learn anything if you do not challenge people on their opinions?
When you 'dick around' and make jokes, we often don't get it because it's not funny. If we don't laugh, then obviously we will assume you are serious.
I disagree with the fact you cannot know somebody without meeting them in real life. I think the chat is living proof of that, we can often speak for each other because we know what the other would say. If that's not knowing somebody, then I don't know what is.
Your argument is stupid, but I suppose it's the only one you have got.
#90 to #89 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (04/08/2013) [-]
I'm not going to argue with you about your opinion because it is yours. Just know that just because you share an opinion with some people doesn't make it correct. I could go find people who agree with me and we can all have a little standoff of differences. But in the end it proves nothing. I don't blame you for what you think because thinking is one of the inalienable rights humans are born with.

But nice to know what you think. Tell the others they are free to leave their views on my profile as well. Just know that any attempt to "challenge" my views are just going to be met with my standard routine of dicking around. I get enough of self-righteous, opinionated, sponges enough as it is. I have learned long ago that arguing with people doesn't yield results other than anger and spite. I thank you for your input though.
#91 to #90 - TheseChocodiles (04/08/2013) [-]
Living a life where you don't challenge people's views just because you don't want to ruffle anybody's feathers seems pretty pointless to me.
#92 to #91 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (04/08/2013) [-]
It's more like removing the whole "oh he/she is mad at me because I proved them wrong on their views of our current democratic system's faults, so now she hates me" factor out of the equation. Nobody likes being proven wrong. And I have a type of arguing (when im being serious) where I don't call people stupid for their beliefs or belittle them in any way. Why? Because to have stoop so low as to insult your rival is to reach the point of desperation. I view it as pathertic. But the worst part is that EVERYONE does it.

How can you expect me to take somebody serious when they are acting like a petulent child over a simple debate? Because I can't.
#93 to #92 - TheseChocodiles (04/08/2013) [-]
Proving somebody wrong is also teaching them and in a way helping them. Are you really saying that I or dusty are the children in this debate? Because your quite frankly uninspired and frustrating responses bring us to call you stupid? Who here is the person who constantly 'dicks around' and 'makes jokes'? How can you expect us to treat you like a respectable human being when you act like that?

#94 to #93 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (04/08/2013) [-]
No, you guys are not children. But I view having to bring verbal abuse into an arguement in turn of an actual response is childish. That's what dusters did early in the debate when we were first discussing about tv shows being real or fake.

I was saying that just because his mom's friend worked for some station and said their shows are fake doesn't mean that all shows are fake. I told him it was his opinion that all shows are fake and just because you THINK they are doesn't mean that they are. I didnt say I thought all of them were real, I was just trying to get him to lighten up and not be so negative towards shows. He responded by calling me retarded because I didn't share his views and "this is why everyone thinks you're retarded". THIS is where i said screw it and started dicking around.

I TRIED to teach him not to view things in such a negative way WHICH HE DOES ALOT. In turn he decides that I must be mentally deficient because I didn't share his opinion and got a little worked up. I can't tae somebody like that seriously. All im saying is that I will try to have a decent debate with somebody until they start acting that way, when they do I simply just throw the whole thing out the window because having to sit there and justify my thoughts against somebody like that (which I have had to do many a time in my life) is like talking to a brick wall. They won't learn a damned thing so what's the use?

#95 to #94 - dusters (04/08/2013) [-]
I think you should re-read the conversation because your examples are so out of context that I can't handle it.
#98 to #95 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (04/08/2013) [-]
dusters what I am trying to say is that the moment I see that somebody isn't going to learn anything from the argument, I loe all caring for it. The is no use tyring to teach osmebody who will not accept input. And the moment you started behaving like that, whether you meant to or not, is the time I deemed the subject unteachable. And then I moved on to dicking around.

Im sorry if you took it horribly, but I honestly wont sit there and try to teach a brick wall. And What I said during the initial debate was the point of you being negative and viewing the shows as fake. I could care less for the shows I just wanted to get you to admit that, jsut because your mother's friend works for a station, doesnt mean she can define the reality of every show. The core value being that you cant let one person and your own opinions define things as a whole. That is not the way to learn things.

Opinions are ignorance disguised as experience. I have been wrong before and I ended up learning from it. I never had to insult others to do it, either. I understand you might not of meant entirely what you said but you need to understand that Im a veteran of countless debates with both retards (in all meaning of the word) and intellectuals alike. If I see that the debate is going nowhere I have a tendency to try to turn the hostile vibe into a less serious normal one.

Just saying, I had something I was trying to teach you but ended up saying "**** it" because something you said made me think that teaching you wasnt worth the struggle at that time. I admit I could have just said "**** it, im done." but I chose my usual method. Which you lot don't see to agree with.
#99 to #98 - dusters (04/08/2013) [-]
*****, I started calling you a retard because you were going all mighty "Which means ALL SHOWS ARE RIGGED HUM HUM? " when I said that MOST of them were rigged and/or re enacted scenes.

You just don't know how to read sentences completely and you always fail to interpret things that people tell you. The problem with you is that you tend to go off topic so easily that it gets frustrating, that or you just completely misunderstand what the other person said.

So yeah, excuse me for calling you retarded, but someone who misreads 20 times a conversation and tries to save himself with stupid arguments or by going off topic tends to get annoying xoxo <3 .

Besides you don't even believe in what you're saying right now, you're just trying to save what little self respect you're left with. If this had been true, you would have told me yesterday when I brought you down about being joking whenever things got serious and saying utter ********. You just thought of that argument as you replied to choco and are using like it actually is what you do.

We both know it is not true. Which you won't admit, but still.

TL;DR as it as been said before, you're the kind of person who hides behind humour to justify the dumb things they say.
#100 to #99 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (04/08/2013) [-]
I dont even believe what I'm saying? ****** are you serious? The las tthing I care about is saving rspect with some person in a whole different country than myself. If you;re trolling right now, good job. If not you must REALLY not know a damned thing about me. I didnt say it yesterday because talking with you just had me fed up with everything to the point where I didnt even care about trying to teach you anything.

And this is the **** why. You take pathetic pop-shots like that. I was hoenstly thinking "Alright, things got heated yesterday but dusters seems like he's alright. I decided to focus on one thing he said instead of his actual meaning and he didnt get what I was trying to do." Then I see THAT **** and now you're just the queen of cunts now.

My "oh SO ALL SHOWS ARE RIGGED HURDUR" statements were cracks at how you came across. I was expecting you to say "No not all of them are. Only most.". but it went in the wrong direction. It was a real disaster of a debate but, ************, My initial teaching never changed. Implying im trying to "save myself" is the most pathetic accusation ive heard come from your fingers. You can say "lel he's mad" all you want but what you jsut said is the main reason I wont take any debate we have seriously. You can't even comprehend that I was trying to teach you something because youd rather believe i was stumbling aorund and just now had my dumb little brain click with an excuse. Wow, dust. Just wow. Ill be back in about 4 hours.

Tell me my wording was wrong or my way of going about ti was wrong. Don't try and pretend like there wasnt even a topic I was trying to talk to you about.
#102 to #100 - dusters (04/08/2013) [-]
"teach me" Do you know how much of a "self-righteous, opinionated, sponge" you sound like atm?

You going all "wow that is so dumb I can t even start to tell you how wrong you are" is just ********. I've talked to you long enough, and even if you say you can't really know anyone until you've met them, the fact that even people from your previous chat agreed that you tend to do what I ve been accusing you of doing proves that there's something wrong with the way you talk and debate. We didn't make them read the conversation we had yesterday, nor did we make them read this current one. They just told us what you used to do and be like and it surprisingly sounded pretty much like what I'm telling you right now.

So tell me how cool and good at teaching you are again? You're not special Hurley, stop thinking that even because a majority dislikes you, you're still right and that you don't care. Maybe you should be the one getting some lessons out of this and try to change your behavior. Even I do it, but you seem like you never actually question yourself, you're just always on the defensive.

You're the self righteous little bitch here hurley. For once, it's not even me.

You don't teach anyone ****.

PS : Things didn't get heated, well maybe for you. But the only one who is frustrated currently is obviously you (: .
#105 to #102 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (04/09/2013) [-]
Oh, and I don't think Im cool or good at teaching. I just try to help. Call that self righteous all you want because OBVIOUSLY I think I know everything and im the greatest human being of all time, right? I wont engage you anymore on the matter because I don't even see the point of arguing against somebody who has fallen so far into their opinions. Even if I proved you wrong on EVERY point that youve made, your opinion wont change. Thus there is no point in trying.
#108 to #105 - dusters (04/09/2013) [-]
Oh it would change if you had proper arguments, that's why I enjoy arguing ******.

Though, you made a good point on your post below about us "playing different games" (: .

I won't go on about it, but your "reasons" for arguing are completely opposite and have to do with what this whole thing is about though.
#110 to #108 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (04/09/2013) [-]
You keepsaying that. But it's been about 2-3 days since the original argument. Im over it completely this dead horse needn't be beaten anymore.
#111 to #110 - dusters (04/09/2013) [-]
This thing has been going on longer than that, I just happen to be the one who confronted you with it.
#112 to #111 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (04/09/2013) [-]
Sure. How about instead of trying to argue it with me. Just list everything you are trying to tell me in numerical format. I won't argue ill just listen- well read it and ill take each one as criticism for my behavior which, ill admit, has been ascew lately due to outside forces involving my personal life. Go ahead, We already blew up my profile, I got nothing but time today due to my injuries.
#104 to #102 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (04/09/2013) [-]
Talking to you long enough" ****** are you serious? You haven't even scratched the surface of my depravity.

But, listen. I understand now that it will be hard for us to actually get along. Not saying it's impossible, just hard.

I don't like arguing because ive had to do it far too much and no longer see the point of it all. You seem to LOVE arguing and I suspect you might get boners from the sensation of mentally battling somebody.

I'm tired of it, Dusters. I dont try to teach others things very often but apprently, when I DO, I get lashed out upon. Im not Self righteous as you acclaim, I just try to encourage others to understand things differently from what they do. I don't think im some kind of crusader running around healing the ignorence of men. I just try to help. But frankly, While pondering this whole thing during PT, I realized that there is literally nothing that I can say to prove that your assumptions are wrong. Because you can always run to the whole "you're only saying that because you're trying to scavenge what little self respect you have." or claim that im a liar. But in the end, what a Frenchman whom I may never meet ever let alone convince him that he is wrong doesn't even matter. I don't NEED to prove anything to you because you aren't even somebody who I hold dear enough to try and help.

It was a msitake to enter your game of wits because we are playing different games. And I realise that I don't like playing it with you and there is no reason for either of us to even CARE about what the other thinks. With this I must simply say:

1. It doesnt matter what you think I am because those who are close to me truly know me, not some stranger from across the world.
2. You REALLY enjoy arguing, which I said before isn't a bad thing.
3. **** you, ******, TV shows are REAL!
#101 to #100 - TheseChocodiles (04/08/2013) [-]
Contradicted yourself completely.
You said before you don't insult people, 'queen of cunts' is an insult.
#103 to #101 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (04/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, but i'm still human. humans can make mistakes. And this isnt a debate this is a simple conversation about things.

And my jimmies were rustled by his statement.
#107 to #103 - TheseChocodiles (04/09/2013) [-]
God can you read what you are writing? You sound ridiculous
#109 to #107 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (04/09/2013) [-]
I read e verything I write.
#106 to #103 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (04/09/2013) [-]
He has a way of getting under my skin....the ******. But I've simply just let him go. Think what he will Im not going to try to change what he thinks because there is really no point anymore. While I know that what he thinks is wrong, the time and effort to prove him wrong would just annoy me more, and in the end he wil lstill think the same way about me so there really is no use.
#96 to #95 - dusters (04/08/2013) [-]
Besides, I tend to call everyone retarded without actually meaning it. Understand that english not being my mother tongue, your words old little to no meaning to me.

Besides stop focusing on such tiny details when what choco is "accusing" you of is completely about something else.
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#87 to #86 - anon (04/08/2013) [-]
and hot'n'hunky!!!!!
#83 - fjcookie (04/06/2013) [-]
miss you on the chat :c
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