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#1 - **HST used "*roll picture*"** **HST rolled image ** quick …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2016 on Robbery +1
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#3 - thickpeepee (08/01/2016) [-]
That roll.

I've seen too many "Just War Things" post today.
#20 - dude what are you doing? using sound reasoning on the internet… 07/30/2016 on leaders 0
#15 - It resets automatically while waiting for players so no one th…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2016 on Battlefield 4's Realism +77
#90 - anon (07/26/2016) [-]
You can repair it though.
#48 - Will someone explain the dnc leaked emails thing? I'm not a smart man.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/24/2016 on CUCK OF THE YEAR +1
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#61 - omegafriend (07/24/2016) [-]
#49 - locke (07/24/2016) [-]
Sanders is finally considering siding with and supporting Clinton so that he doesn't end up dividing the Democratic vote between the 2, the agreement was that Clinton would make some more progressive changes in exchange for his support (basically meeting her half way). it turns out 7 people leaked emails fairly ironic from the democratic national committee who talked about ways they might attack sanders to weaken his support to give Hillary the edge. At one point they try to find out if he's really a Jew or if he's an Atheist because if he's an atheist they can smear him to the religious. it was basically just a really underhanded questionable way of the DNC not having to worry about Clinton losing the nomination this time.

it's also worth noting that the Democratic party is technically a private one and therefore doesn't HAVE to be fair in electing their nominee but it's just really shitty thing to do. oh and according to this Sanders is still supporting Clinton despite their sabotage.
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#54 - jewbob (07/24/2016) [-]
Hey, it's private but if it turns out to be rigged beyond a reasonable doubt it's counted as racketeering because Sanders and some others made profit with no chance of getting anything in return. I highly doubt that anybody would have the balls to charge the DNC though.
#80 - anon (07/25/2016) [-]
None of the emails show the primary was "rigged". They show that members of the DNC supported Clinton and opposed Sanders. If you're a Democrat it's pretty annoying because the DNC is supposed to be scrupulously neutral but there's no evidence of screwing with the votes or anything significant.
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#61 - hassoutobi (07/20/2016) [-]
It knew what was up, so it probably assumed that wasnt a good idea

I mean maybe that happened, I don't know how dogs think
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