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HAPPYGIRAFFE

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:4/10/2010
Last Login:3/06/2015
Location:San Diego Zoo
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Level 112 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 113 Content: Funny Junkie
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Level 272 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 273 Comments: Ninja Pirate
Subscribers:8
Content Views:15114
Times Content Favorited:118 times
Total Comments Made:4632
FJ Points:8214
Favorite Tags: Joke funny lol t (5) | lol (2) | lol joke lizard  (2)
I`m ah GIRAFFE. Hello, i live in a zoo!

Real Metal: Old Metallica, Iron Maiden, Slayer, Megadeth, Pantera, Dream Theater, Venom, Exodus, Death, Kreator, Testament, Judas Priest, Hammerfall, Sonata Arctica, Grim Reaper, Sodom, etc. Two people use this account: Steve and Sam. I QUIT THIS SHIT SITE!!!!

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#320 - I did not. I'm gonna send it to my friends now.  [+] (2 replies) 06/17/2012 on Not your Mother's toy +1
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#322 - airguitar (06/17/2012) [-]
Your friends will enjoy it I'm sure.
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#323 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (06/17/2012) [-]
Oh, I know they will...
#318 - Alright, Air. We're gonna use it together. You wanna be the pi…  [+] (2 replies) 06/17/2012 on Not your Mother's toy +1
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#319 - airguitar (06/17/2012) [-]
I want to be the deceased plumber who has to be shat on before they receive.




















wat.
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#321 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (06/17/2012) [-]
You do know we're gonna have some kinky sex, right?
#1239 - Bigger.  [+] (2 replies) 06/17/2012 on Politics - politics news,... +1
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#1241 - airguitar (06/17/2012) [-]
lol, this is a post I made about it. Read the comments I included XD

funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/639894/Not/
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#1240 - airguitar (06/17/2012) [-]
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#1227 - Can you get a hold of anything bigger?  [+] (5 replies) 06/17/2012 on Politics - politics news,... +1
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#1234 - airguitar (06/17/2012) [-]
Well.... There's this ;)
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#1239 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (06/17/2012) [-]
Bigger.
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#1241 - airguitar (06/17/2012) [-]
lol, this is a post I made about it. Read the comments I included XD

funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/639894/Not/
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#1240 - airguitar (06/17/2012) [-]
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#1222 - Now that we've got politics out of the way, are we gonna suck …  [+] (7 replies) 06/17/2012 on Politics - politics news,... +1
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#1225 - airguitar (06/17/2012) [-]
I have a 12 sided dildo here...
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#1227 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (06/17/2012) [-]
Can you get a hold of anything bigger?
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#1234 - airguitar (06/17/2012) [-]
Well.... There's this ;)
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#1239 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (06/17/2012) [-]
Bigger.
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#1241 - airguitar (06/17/2012) [-]
lol, this is a post I made about it. Read the comments I included XD

funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/639894/Not/
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#1240 - airguitar (06/17/2012) [-]
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#1215 - Either way, I know this country is ****** economically. So I s…  [+] (9 replies) 06/17/2012 on Politics - politics news,... +1
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#1220 - airguitar (06/17/2012) [-]
Mhmm, I believe in libertarianism on the grounds of the most important part about living is freedom, freedom in all aspects Economic, social, or whatever (as long as it doesn't harm others, like you said).
#1222 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (06/17/2012) [-]
Now that we've got politics out of the way, are we gonna suck each other's dicks?
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#1225 - airguitar (06/17/2012) [-]
I have a 12 sided dildo here...
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#1227 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (06/17/2012) [-]
Can you get a hold of anything bigger?
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#1234 - airguitar (06/17/2012) [-]
Well.... There's this ;)
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#1239 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (06/17/2012) [-]
Bigger.
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#1241 - airguitar (06/17/2012) [-]
lol, this is a post I made about it. Read the comments I included XD

funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/639894/Not/
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#1240 - airguitar (06/17/2012) [-]
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#1212 - Either way, man. Our system favors the rich, we just gotta dea…  [+] (13 replies) 06/17/2012 on Politics - politics news,... +1
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#1213 - airguitar (06/17/2012) [-]
Mhmm. I only switched from liberal to libertarian when I learned about how incredibly inefficient government is at allocating money.
#1216 - anon (06/17/2012) [-]
so no facist goverment then?
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#1217 - airguitar (06/17/2012) [-]
What..?
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#1215 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (06/17/2012) [-]
Either way, I know this country is fucked economically. So I stand for individual rights. I do not believe in state's rights, I believe in individual rights. I believe your the owner of yourself, and you have self determination of yourself, as long as it's not in violation of the consent claws
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#1220 - airguitar (06/17/2012) [-]
Mhmm, I believe in libertarianism on the grounds of the most important part about living is freedom, freedom in all aspects Economic, social, or whatever (as long as it doesn't harm others, like you said).
#1222 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (06/17/2012) [-]
Now that we've got politics out of the way, are we gonna suck each other's dicks?
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#1225 - airguitar (06/17/2012) [-]
I have a 12 sided dildo here...
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#1227 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (06/17/2012) [-]
Can you get a hold of anything bigger?
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#1234 - airguitar (06/17/2012) [-]
Well.... There's this ;)
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#1239 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (06/17/2012) [-]
Bigger.
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#1241 - airguitar (06/17/2012) [-]
lol, this is a post I made about it. Read the comments I included XD

funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/639894/Not/
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#1240 - airguitar (06/17/2012) [-]
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