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HAMMATIMEZ

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 18
Steam Profile: Tyrindor
Consoles Owned: PC, 3DS
Date Signed Up:1/29/2010
Location:Australia
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#7405
Comment Ranking:#2062
Highest Content Rank:#7365
Highest Comment Rank:#562
Content Thumbs: 26 total,  36 ,  10
Comment Thumbs: 13827 total,  14609 ,  782
Content Level Progress: 52.54% (31/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 72.6% (363/500)
Level 310 Comments: Wizard → Level 311 Comments: Wizard
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Content Views:1445
Total Comments Made:2382
FJ Points:4631

latest user's comments

#69 - Who can disagree with that smile though. 04/16/2015 on STEVEN UNIVERSE COMP 14! 0
#181 - Hit the door button. 04/15/2015 on GTA V unpacking 0
#12 - Both of those comics are so sad, coming from the person with o… 04/14/2015 on Tumblr and random comp 0
#30 - I believe art doesn't count on FJ. So there's all of the class… 04/14/2015 on Poetry 0
#22 - One man's trash is another man's trash. 04/11/2015 on Push the button? +48
#26 - Careful, the corners are sharp. 04/10/2015 on Fresh +19
#80 - Comment deleted 04/10/2015 on Before&After +13
#434 - Picture 04/09/2015 on Rest in pink +2
#60 - You see at the very end of that movie his mouth splits open at… 04/08/2015 on Ain't Nothing Like the Real... +4
#158 - Who wants some Draven? 04/07/2015 on Things confiscated by TSA 0
#4 - JF CM SB  [+] (3 new replies) 04/05/2015 on Teens these days +13
User avatar #10 - Loppytaffy (04/06/2015) [-]
Jesus Fucking Cum on My Small Balls
#9 - anon (04/06/2015) [-]
JIZZY HANDS CUP MANY SMALL BALLS
#8 - zoroso (04/06/2015) [-]
Jet Fuel Cameron Mathison Steel Beams

I don't get it
#10 - Every time I see this gif I always say in my head &qu…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/05/2015 on FnaF3 in a Nutshell +2
User avatar #30 - jojoexplain (04/05/2015) [-]
"I Decide what the tide will bring!"
"It's only fun if they run"
"Daaaaaaaaaaarknessssss"
"HIKKU!"
Everytime
#38 - First one getting that Dethklok look. 04/05/2015 on why....FOR FASHION 0
#5 - Because they're so done  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2015 on Riddle me this +24
#7 - spacedunk (04/04/2015) [-]
So done, they can't even...
#3 - If they're looking up at the stars after getting in the tent, …  [+] (6 new replies) 04/04/2015 on Riddle me this +7
User avatar #4 - rogaa (04/04/2015) [-]
but



why is that tumblr user dying
#39 - twilightdusk (04/04/2015) [-]
It says crying. I think you're dyslexic, not autistic.
#54 - rogaa (04/05/2015) [-]
autislexia
#103 - noaim (04/05/2015) [-]
User avatar #5 - HAMMATIMEZ (04/04/2015) [-]
Because they're so done
#7 - spacedunk (04/04/2015) [-]
So done, they can't even...
#7 - No it sounds better his way. Imagine a group of brood…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/04/2015 on Aliens +92
User avatar #41 - xdiabolicx (04/05/2015) [-]
Or.. OR.... after x-raying a child's mouth they discovered the adult teeth and made a to-scale sculpture. Most likely not what happened tho they prolly found a dead kid's skull.
User avatar #9 - ColorfulPenguin (04/04/2015) [-]
Who on earth who be so interested in taking that picture that they needed to kill a child right away for it, as opposed to visiting an orphanage and telling them to give a nod if one of 'em suddenly decided to go six feet under? Biology text book authors with a deadly passion for their craft and a deadline of one day to complete?
#11 - watshisface (04/04/2015) [-]
#16 - For now you could always leave adblock on but donate. I think … 04/04/2015 on I love it when they beg 0
#1235 - Hmm, maybe I accidentally used it without meaning to when I go… 04/04/2015 on Ask a Mod +1
#1228 - Probably not the correct location for the question but...Does …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/04/2015 on Ask a Mod +1
User avatar #1231 - phanact (04/04/2015) [-]
As far as I can tell, if you do not use the item, it'll last forever.
User avatar #1235 - HAMMATIMEZ (04/04/2015) [-]
Hmm, maybe I accidentally used it without meaning to when I got it a while back then because I have zero items evidently. Thanks for the reply.
#25 - I spread my ass cheeks for Waluigi. He enters me and I pus… 04/04/2015 on Waluigi Comp +4
#52 - Kneel before the all caps master race.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2015 on Thread Didn't Go As Planned +1
#96 - kneel (04/05/2015) [-]
No
#129 - Another guy who gets so many thumbs from a reply that they're … 04/03/2015 on The Lost Art of Listening 0
#20 - Anons thinking they can mention people. 03/30/2015 on Scrubs +4
#19 - >implying that's a con 03/30/2015 on Scrubs 0
#6 - > **** you slut >Nice guy like me 03/29/2015 on CREEPY PM COMP # 2 0
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#5 - anon (02/28/2015) [-]
What is the right age to teach my goldfish about sex?
User avatar #6 to #5 - HAMMATIMEZ (02/28/2015) [-]
The sooner the better my friend, however you should let them enjoy some purity while it lasts before you thrust them into the hard world we live in.
#7 to #6 - anon (02/28/2015) [-]
okay, but what do blind people see in their dreams?
User avatar #8 to #7 - HAMMATIMEZ (02/28/2015) [-]
Why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch, duh.
#9 to #8 - anon (02/28/2015) [-]
Holy **** you are opening my eyes

Last question: what colour do smurfs go when you choke them?
User avatar #10 to #9 - HAMMATIMEZ (02/28/2015) [-]
Depends how hard I am at the time
User avatar #4 - TwiztidNinja (12/28/2014) [-]
I can dig it
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