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    She Will get Back There! She Will get Back There!
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    Do It Faggot! Do It Faggot!
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    It is NOT SAFE It is NOT SAFE
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latest user's comments

#9 - Picture 12/28/2011 on Helpin' out Big mac +2
#1740 - Wow you cam up when i searched something not MLP Related... GJ  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2011 on draconicxyz's profile 0
User avatar #1775 - draconicxyz (06/30/2011) [-]
Ahahahaa. Fukken win?
#29 - Picture 05/19/2011 on Pimpin' ain't easy +4
#1 - Ok i actualy Loled....i feel Dumb now 05/18/2011 on Bear Grylls +1
#6 - naw im good bro 05/18/2011 on Facebook Rapist -4
#1 - Picture 05/18/2011 on Birthday greeting +1
#1 - Picture 05/18/2011 on Everyone gets caught sooner... +2
#4 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 05/18/2011 on Facebook Rapist -2
#5 - trolliou (05/18/2011) [-]
My little Pony is shit, and you should feel shit
#7 - bernardator (05/18/2011) [-]
dont fuck with My little Pony you lonely bastard
#6 - Grendo (05/18/2011) [-]
naw im good bro
#1 - Picture 05/18/2011 on Boba Fettes -5
#1 - Picture 05/18/2011 on troll dad strikes again 0


What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#202 - TehEman (05/07/2011) [-]
User avatar #203 to #202 - Grendo (05/07/2011) [-]
User avatar #204 to #203 - TehEman (05/07/2011) [-]
I dunno we hadn't talked in so long it felt like we broke up..seemed less gay in my head...

anyways whats up?
User avatar #205 to #204 - Grendo (05/07/2011) [-]
ive been in the brony threads seasons over btw
User avatar #208 to #205 - TehEman (05/07/2011) [-]
what happened to /b/?! :O /b/ed /b/ath and /b/eyond? the hell?
User avatar #206 to #205 - TehEman (05/07/2011) [-]
So cause of the brony threads not enough time for eman? </3

Awesome maybe they'll put it to dvd now or netflix so then I can watch em all! :D
User avatar #210 to #206 - Grendo (05/07/2011) [-]
they are all on yt
User avatar #211 to #210 - TehEman (05/07/2011) [-]
I'll start looking when I'm not so busy
User avatar #219 to #211 - Grendo (05/07/2011) [-]
do it faget
#220 to #219 - TehEman (05/07/2011) [-]
Hey you watch anime right? ever heard of one called Elfen Lied?
User avatar #222 to #220 - Grendo (05/08/2011) [-]
but dont change the subject >_>
#221 to #220 - Grendo (05/07/2011) [-]
i tried watching that i got it from netflix it wouldnt stop skipping so i gave up but yea i know its a good one i know about it and all that
User avatar #223 to #221 - TehEman (05/08/2011) [-]
User avatar #224 to #223 - Grendo (05/08/2011) [-]
not so much of an anime freak bro...
User avatar #225 to #224 - TehEman (05/08/2011) [-]
dude! I wasn't either! it was one of my first animes I watched, I was young and dude it like...it's amazing..just watch it...
User avatar #227 to #225 - Grendo (05/08/2011) [-]
ive seen like half of it bro dont worry
>go watch the rest of mlp
User avatar #228 to #227 - TehEman (05/08/2011) [-]
you...you didn't like it...?
#169 - draconicxyz (04/29/2011) [-]
Hallo there
User avatar #190 to #169 - Grendo (04/29/2011) [-]
just jelly of my 2200+ pony pics
#192 to #191 - Grendo (04/29/2011) [-]
2292 to be exact
User avatar #193 to #192 - draconicxyz (04/30/2011) [-]
You counted? Good gosh xD
#195 to #194 - draconicxyz (04/30/2011) [-]
Are those edited by you?
Are those edited by you?
User avatar #197 to #196 - draconicxyz (05/01/2011) [-]
Wait...FJ colors!
#198 to #197 - Grendo (05/01/2011) [-]
#199 to #198 - draconicxyz (05/01/2011) [-]
Hey it look me a second to realize it alright? xD
#200 to #199 - Grendo (05/01/2011) [-]
evereyone says i took it from fj....when in fact ive been Green and purple long before i came here....
#201 to #200 - draconicxyz (05/01/2011) [-]
Well. It simply looks like it. It's not like we'd know or anything unless you told us =P Gotta go, ciao
#170 to #169 - Grendo (04/29/2011) [-]
just woke up lol
#171 to #170 - draconicxyz (04/29/2011) [-]
So did I xD Wait...nevermind. My just waking up is 6 hours ahead of you...
#181 to #180 - draconicxyz (04/29/2011) [-]
Made this pic earlier :D
#183 to #182 - draconicxyz (04/29/2011) [-]
Was gonna make a gif but got lazy xP
#189 to #188 - draconicxyz (04/29/2011) [-]
Man dunno what to do!
#147 - TehEman (04/28/2011) [-]
Giving up on bi-bitch am sick of her ****
User avatar #148 to #147 - Grendo (04/28/2011) [-]
ouch u ok?
#149 to #148 - TehEman (04/28/2011) [-]
Not gonna lie I still get all sad when i see her posting lovey thing she's ignoring me now cause I guessed I sounded uninterested in what she was saying cause she sent me a :d and I replied with oh okay, but the stupid bitch invited me over to watch some tv and then when I said sure she said never mind I want to sleep like what the **** ?

But whatever I'll get over this rough patch I'm sick of being used and ignored like this, gonna stop talking to her when she gives me back my comics
User avatar #150 to #149 - Grendo (04/28/2011) [-]
your...comics..? O.o...
#151 to #150 - TehEman (04/28/2011) [-]
hell yeah my comics Hellblazer to be exact, yes I read comics and she was asking about them and wanted to give em a go so i lent her some
User avatar #152 to #151 - Grendo (04/28/2011) [-]
srry to be a negative grendo....but your prolly not going to get them back if shes ignoring you its like a 5% chance youll get them =\
#153 to #152 - TehEman (04/28/2011) [-]
Well you see she's probably doing what she always does, we talk for a little while she stops replying, either tonight she's gonna tell me goodnight if not she's gonna wake me up tomorrow morning for school, if not then I might not get my comics, but whatever it's just 3 of em and I can get my friend to get me some more
User avatar #154 to #153 - Grendo (04/28/2011) [-]
thats the spirit XD
#155 to #154 - TehEman (04/28/2011) [-]
I mean ***** sake invite me over and then cancel? Like what the **** ? I was so excited too :/ I was like "Oh oh I should take my 360 so we can play and maybe it'll be like before and maybe it'll spark something!" so I asked her Seriously? and she said Lmao naw you don't like the show don't wanna make you suffer! Lmao naw...Lmao naw.... ._. so I just told her if you didn't want me to go why did you say anything in the first place? But alright then (should have thrown in a whatever) and she said it's cause she thought I was gonna say No :P
User avatar #157 to #155 - Grendo (04/28/2011) [-]
but on the upside i justy got the new disturbed song that they havnt released to the public in a cd

fangasming soooo hard
User avatar #158 to #157 - TehEman (04/28/2011) [-]
******* awesome! :D they aren't really my cup of tea but I like em they're okay

and yeah but whatever it was the pushing point to finally decide to wash my hands of her
#160 to #159 - TehEman (04/28/2011) [-]
Ponies are the only thing I have left to love me
User avatar #161 to #160 - Grendo (04/28/2011) [-]
well then we are in the same boat bro
#162 to #161 - TehEman (04/28/2011) [-]
brohoof <3
User avatar #164 to #163 - TehEman (04/28/2011) [-]
sure why not, but I no have ponies right now :P
User avatar #165 to #164 - Grendo (04/28/2011) [-]
just post lol
User avatar #166 to #165 - TehEman (04/28/2011) [-]
can't right now anymore :/
User avatar #167 to #166 - Grendo (04/28/2011) [-]
User avatar #168 to #167 - TehEman (04/29/2011) [-]
I dunno man I ******* hate everything I want out already ._.
User avatar #156 to #155 - Grendo (04/28/2011) [-]
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User avatar #139 to #137 - Grendo (04/20/2011) [-]
im on atm come get me before i log >.>
User avatar #138 to #137 - Grendo (04/20/2011) [-]
sure..? i asked you to jin mine but aight
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User avatar #141 to #140 - Grendo (04/20/2011) [-]
are you on rs atm..?
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User avatar #143 to #142 - Grendo (04/20/2011) [-]
Gringo..? idk..?>_>

im getting on for 5 minutes so u better hurry up and add me to clan i need to get back to 4chan
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User avatar #146 to #144 - Grendo (04/20/2011) [-]
join my on 4chan then..? im getting off rs >_>
User avatar #145 to #144 - Grendo (04/20/2011) [-]
hurry up and get on then >.<
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User avatar #82 to #79 - Grendo (04/10/2011) [-]
#19 - TehEman (04/08/2011) [-]
Hey! Whats going on? :D
User avatar #125 to #19 - Grendo (04/10/2011) [-]
its going fine for now i got my ipod back that said freind stole >_>
User avatar #126 to #125 - TehEman (04/10/2011) [-]
Well good thing you got it back, I guess you aren't hang around with him anymore huh?
User avatar #127 to #126 - Grendo (04/10/2011) [-]
nope lol
User avatar #128 to #127 - TehEman (04/10/2011) [-]
I don't blame you, I had a friend stole a video game from me that was a present from a another friend so I jacked his favorite video game and stopped hanging out with him
User avatar #129 to #128 - Grendo (04/10/2011) [-]
lol ninja
User avatar #130 to #129 - TehEman (04/11/2011) [-]
how did you know it was a ninja game i jacked? :o
#83 to #19 - Grendo (04/10/2011) [-]
i...have a confession to make >_>
#84 to #83 - TehEman (04/10/2011) [-]
whats up?
User avatar #85 to #84 - Grendo (04/10/2011) [-]
i too...am a fan of Anime....>_>

rewatching shuffle atm >_>
#86 to #85 - TehEman (04/10/2011) [-]
awww yeahhhh

lol I'm watching Sora no right now, you say it like it's a bad thing :x
User avatar #109 to #86 - Grendo (04/10/2011) [-]
lol thats from megacon or sumthing like that >_>
what about yours? you got any pics?
User avatar #110 to #109 - TehEman (04/10/2011) [-]
Ohhh megacon heard about that, it's a huge huge anime convention and manga and errething
Can't say I do since it would feel weird just using her facebook pics makes me feel weird in all honesty .-. but if I ever take one with her or something I'll make sure to show you
#111 to #110 - Grendo (04/10/2011) [-]
understandable lol ^.^  
downloading more songs for my ipod atm  
any suggestions?
understandable lol ^.^

downloading more songs for my ipod atm
any suggestions?
User avatar #112 to #111 - TehEman (04/10/2011) [-]
oh oh lots! :D

Okay here we

When you were young - the killers
Read my mind - the killers
The hell song - sum 41
You're gonna go far kid - The offspring
Somebody to love - Queen
Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen if you want me to suggest more i can these are just a couple ^.^
User avatar #113 to #112 - Grendo (04/10/2011) [-]
lol you take so long to respond makes me lonely lol
ill get on those though
User avatar #114 to #113 - TehEman (04/10/2011) [-]
it's cause sometimes things come up, like dad needs the computer or I need to do something and have to get off the pc .-. I'm sorry, I know i hate when they do that to me too >.> like make you wait an hour then reply with an "lol" or worse just a smiley face
User avatar #115 to #114 - Grendo (04/10/2011) [-]
User avatar #116 to #115 - TehEman (04/10/2011) [-]
....you clever bastard you...
User avatar #118 to #117 - TehEman (04/10/2011) [-]
You should look into Sora no Otoshimono it's a really good anime/manga I just love it so
#119 to #118 - Grendo (04/10/2011) [-]
is it on netflix? >_>
User avatar #120 to #119 - TehEman (04/10/2011) [-]
I...I...I don't know!! D': I watch em online but you can try looking for em, I heard a good anime thats on netflixs it's called hitman reborn it's pretty good
#121 to #120 - Grendo (04/10/2011) [-]
niether are on netflix >.>
User avatar #122 to #121 - TehEman (04/10/2011) [-]
Aw dude what the hell! D: lameee well try watching em online fi you wanna they're both really good, I have to wait half an hour now to keep watching my Sora no cause megavideos a dick >:/
User avatar #123 to #122 - Grendo (04/10/2011) [-]
User avatar #124 to #123 - TehEman (04/10/2011) [-]
stupid limits man, only let me watch 72 minutes then I have to wait..whats the point of that?!

Well anyways how'd your sunday go?
User avatar #87 to #86 - Grendo (04/10/2011) [-]
lol..if you saw the animefreaks i know...you would understand...
#88 to #87 - TehEman (04/10/2011) [-]
Welp I guess you're right about that, I know a few wanna be otakus aka weaboos and those son of bitches are crazy annoying all they talk about is japan this and japan that -.- don't get me wrong I love me a good anime and I love reading manga, but please sir, keep it down
User avatar #91 to #88 - Grendo (04/10/2011) [-]
User avatar #89 to #88 - Grendo (04/10/2011) [-]

oh and guess what else happened..? my god friend of like 4 years... i just found out he really has been stealling from me...like 500+ dollars worth...i jut got back my ipod he stole like an hour ago...=\....

Plus after i save up my money..im moving to Australia.. >.>
User avatar #90 to #89 - TehEman (04/10/2011) [-]
You mean he's just been stealing your stuff or actual cash? And why?

Australia? Really? But don't you have to save up a lot a lot a lot of money to move continents?
User avatar #92 to #90 - Grendo (04/10/2011) [-]
stole reach mw2 condemed 1 and 2 and many other things....
and yea i do have to save a bunch of sht =\ but its worth it for a new start....i deserve atleast that...right? after all ive been through? >.<
User avatar #93 to #92 - TehEman (04/10/2011) [-]
Jesus what a dick, and yeah totally man if you can do it I say go for it I want to do something like that too when I can
User avatar #95 to #93 - Grendo (04/10/2011) [-]
but ima stop talking like this prolly scaring you

hows your day been so far?
User avatar #97 to #95 - TehEman (04/10/2011) [-]
No dude trust me it doesn't scare me or anything it's perfectly okay, if you wanna talk about it lets talk about it

same as always man boring boring boring :/
#98 to #97 - Grendo (04/10/2011) [-]
lol any news on that girl you are hung up on? >.>

<-- fave derpy pic btw
User avatar #99 to #98 - TehEman (04/10/2011) [-]
awww when you put it that way makes you feel kinda bad for laughing at her :x

nah not really, I haven't talked to her all weekend just now we started talking cause I messaged her but she stopped replying earlier :P she probably is doing something or something I dunno
#100 to #99 - Grendo (04/10/2011) [-]
k good keep at it bro
k good keep at it bro
User avatar #101 to #100 - TehEman (04/10/2011) [-]
well how about you? You got any love interest you wanna talk about?
User avatar #104 to #101 - Grendo (04/10/2011) [-]
oh and she watches anime and frequents 4chan ^.^
User avatar #106 to #104 - TehEman (04/10/2011) [-]
this girl doesn't like manga or anime .-. well she like anime but only some she watched when she was little, and I refuse to tell her about 4chan, she's asked me about it but I never tell her anything
#107 to #106 - Grendo (04/10/2011) [-]
lol good dont corrupt her ... >.>yet..

and here one of her pics btw
User avatar #108 to #107 - TehEman (04/10/2011) [-]
she's adorable! :o

awww shieet I wanted to do the same go as Ezio or A spartan..from halo not 300, or Issac from Dead space
#102 to #101 - Grendo (04/10/2011) [-]
there is this one gamer girl ive been working on she plays ACBrotherhood and is going to convert to the 360 for me (gamergasm)  
and she makes costume for things like comicon and sht like that ^.^  
and she has a job and vehicle ^.^
there is this one gamer girl ive been working on she plays ACBrotherhood and is going to convert to the 360 for me (gamergasm)
and she makes costume for things like comicon and sht like that ^.^

and she has a job and vehicle ^.^
#103 to #102 - TehEman (04/10/2011) [-]
I love this girl I'm trying to get with and all, she tries playing video games cause I like em so much and everything I love her for her believe me...BUT **** THAT IS JUST TOO COOL!! SHE GOES TO COMIC CON!?
#105 to #103 - Grendo (04/10/2011) [-]
^.^ yup
she said shes going to try to make me a costume and bring me to one of those conventions
i want to go as ezio or altair >_>
User avatar #94 to #93 - Grendo (04/10/2011) [-]
sht man..where is my life...look at me .. making huge life decisions at..17 years of age..fml

sorry if im talking like this i st hit a major depression a bit ago.. =\
User avatar #96 to #94 - TehEman (04/10/2011) [-]
Dude I mean hey if it makes you happy then the sooner the better right?

No no it's cool bro
#55 to #19 - Grendo (04/09/2011) [-]
you there? >.>
#56 to #55 - TehEman (04/09/2011) [-]
yeah just finished up helping the old man putting in some dry wall in the basement, it was a hassle cause then my brother had to find were pipes where and make holes and blah blah, we just finished
#57 to #56 - Grendo (04/09/2011) [-]
nice ^..^

whatcha think about my custom ponies though? >_>
#58 to #57 - TehEman (04/09/2011) [-]
I like them, I really do I like the derpy hooves, but without the colors I find it kind of hard to tell em apart ._.
#59 to #58 - Grendo (04/09/2011) [-]
lol =P

oh and how jelly are you of my Chrome? XD
#60 to #59 - TehEman (04/09/2011) [-]
What!? how...where...HOW GET!? D:

you play runescape?
#62 to #60 - Grendo (04/09/2011) [-]
you there..?
#61 to #60 - Grendo (04/09/2011) [-]
lol =P
and yea i play rs i just got 93 def the on saturday i think

and heres the link for the ponies
only download one though because from what i red about reviews you cant switch back
it might have changed though

#63 to #61 - TehEman (04/10/2011) [-]
I wish the theme had more fluttershy to it, but yeah I'm here just went out to go with some friends :x

I used to play RS but then I got bored and forgot my stuff .-.
#64 to #63 - Grendo (04/10/2011) [-]
#65 to #64 - TehEman (04/10/2011) [-]
The kid lives on his own and he's like a little brother to me so yeah can't leave him hanging man
#66 to #65 - Grendo (04/10/2011) [-]
sadface to the no rs >_>
#67 to #66 - TehEman (04/10/2011) [-]
Oh..well don't I feel silly...

but yeah I dunno runescape just isn't as fun as it used to be to me anymore :/
#69 to #68 - TehEman (04/10/2011) [-]
It just isn't fun anymore it lost it luster, what more can I say? I just don't like it anymore
#71 to #70 - TehEman (04/10/2011) [-]
#73 to #72 - TehEman (04/10/2011) [-]
x3 aww derpy you rascal you!
#78 to #77 - TehEman (04/10/2011) [-]
Lmao so you're greater then yourself? O.o

I should probably head to bed :o moms just woke up and gotta get to bed before pops wakes up and gets mad cause we have church tomorrow ~.~ ahh don't wanna sleep yet...but later man
#74 to #73 - Grendo (04/10/2011) [-]
come join me on the ponythreads! ^.^

say grendo sent you >_>

Im waiting...
#75 to #74 - TehEman (04/10/2011) [-]
Link me? :o

T^T i was watching some anime using megavideo but I watched 72 minutes and now have to wait half an hour to watch some more! D:
#21 to #20 - TehEman (04/09/2011) [-]
Nothing either, just here hating life...
#22 to #21 - Grendo (04/09/2011) [-]
aww whats wrong? youve got a brony here to help ^^
#23 to #22 - TehEman (04/09/2011) [-]
Girls man, just girls, I have this girl I'm in bloody love with, she's all I think about and everything I love her so ******* much, we tried dating only lasted about a week even though we had a year prior of just flirting and such acting like a real couple, and **** I ****** up am not gonna lie I did cause I wasn't used to having a gf she was my first one ever, and then I had to go to mexico so that made things worse, I get back and she's bi and is now with some bitch so **** man, I just want to die or something
#24 to #23 - Grendo (04/09/2011) [-]
dw man you'll live trust me then best thing you can do is try to get closer with her and her friend. but try your damnedest to stay away from them friend-zoning you. if that happens it'll be more work than reward getting out of there. honestly id say spend a little bit more time with the friend and get to know her better. once she accepts you maybe. Just MAYBE they might be into a 3 way relationship and if not just sit back and wait for them to have a little fight comfort her and whatnot. i know its gona sound mean but if you relly want her all you can do is hope they break up but when they do you have to make sure its you who she will come running to for comfort
#25 to #24 - TehEman (04/09/2011) [-]
There is no way I can get to know her new partner no way in hell, and also she'd never do a 3 way relationship man are you kidding me? I am honestly hoping they will break up as fast as possible, and yes I am trying to stay close to her, but I mean she does the little nice thing for me and I think of it as everything, I hung out with her two days ago and we were getting along just fine we watched TV everything on it was about love and **** , could have sworn her eyes were getting teary, and she said "I can't believe we didn't last" but I didn't hear her right to be 100% she said it so she changed into "I can't believe you didn't last" cause I tried recently being vegetarian but that didn't last very long
#26 to #25 - TehEman (04/09/2011) [-]
and then she makes me feel great I get hope that maybe just maybe I can get back with her, like she's starting to like me again but then she post something on facebook and I get crushed...I'm pathetic...
#29 to #26 - Grendo (04/09/2011) [-]
but im not suggesting you start arguments but thats a very good way i use >.>
#30 to #29 - TehEman (04/09/2011) [-]
Dude I'm just gonna say this now, but I'm 16 she's 16 too five months older then me though, her girlfriend is 18 I think she's in college I don't know or ******* care about her I can't get near her like that, because my ex wouldn't really say "Yeah sure lets all go hang out!" no way she hasn't even really told anyone about it, just me and some other people I think I don't even think she told her sisters, or maybe she did I have no clue, but she says she's happy never to me, but all her facebook post are about how happy she is, or at least they used to be, they aren't as many like that lately but I think she's still happier with the girl then she ever was with me, so yeah I can never get close to those two only to my ex
User avatar #31 to #30 - Grendo (04/09/2011) [-]
here listen to this it always cheers me up

Bu bro if you really like her and want to be with her...theres only two things you can really do...is just keep on hoping there will be something between you two again...or... sorry to say this but you may just have to let her go. i know it will hurt badly if you do trust me i know but its worth it in the long run. you just gotta keep your head up high and remember that you always have friends you can talk to. even if they are in a different state and whatnot. <3 Bronies don't let others down. or at least we try our hardest to make them feel better
#32 to #31 - TehEman (04/09/2011) [-]
I can't just give up..my heart wouldn't let me..I have to be given a proper chance before I can move on knowing all that stuff that we felt for each other, I just can't walk away from that all, the worst part is my mind hates me so much, I mean I smoke pot sometimes and invited her to try some with me on 420 and before she said she wanted to but was scared, now she was saying "Oh yeah I am gonna get high after I take the ACTs but my girls are gonna help me, and first thing that pops into my head is this "She's gonna smoke with her gf, they're gonna hang out, weed makes you more freer kinda, they're going to kiss and do other things and blah blah blah" and it kills me inside, even though it's probably just her friends I turn it into all that
#33 to #32 - Grendo (04/09/2011) [-]
thats what i mean you have to atleat try but if it becomes hoplessly useless..im sorry to say but your going to have to let her go...its in the nest intrest of your mental and physical health..
trust me i made the mistake of not letting go..and well...now..lets just say im not how i used to be i dont want to see others end up like that =\

did that song help any?
#34 to #33 - TehEman (04/09/2011) [-]
I'm already falling apart man, I mean before I used to be so happy then I met her and it skyrocketed even more but then that stupid bitch neither of us ever met came into the picture and totally ****** everything up, and this is the first girl I've ever tried so hard with I tried getting at other girls before but that never worked out, but I didn't care it was like whatever bitches, then I met her and now I'm ******* stuck :/

It actually did, and I usually only listen to heavy metal and rock
#35 to #34 - Grendo (04/09/2011) [-]
glad your in a better mood ^.^

but bro you need to get yourself together and think rationally. how far into the relationship are they..?
#36 to #35 - TehEman (04/09/2011) [-]
This is probably gonna make me sound stupid but they aren't even two months yet I think, but me and her lasted only a little over a week 10 days to be exact so I'm like you know :/
#37 to #36 - Grendo (04/09/2011) [-]
well you just gotta wait it out =\
girl/girl relationships can last a while..=\
you should come join my on the ponythreads >.>
#39 to #37 - TehEman (04/09/2011) [-]
Really? **** thats what I was scared of...I always had this one idea in my head...it's horrible but I dunno I think it would work, you see she's religious or so she claims she says grace prays and all that crap, and yet she's in a same sex relationship when that is an abomination in the eyes of her god, i always wanted to bring this up but I never did cause of fear of her hating me for telling her this, or i felt like asking her a hypothetical thats the exact same, such as "okay lets say you love chocolate right? And you can't go a day without it right? But then you find out god doesn't like you eating chocolate, what would you do?" and see where it goes from there or something
User avatar #40 to #39 - Grendo (04/09/2011) [-]
seems like a good strategy but be a bit more subtle
User avatar #41 to #40 - TehEman (04/09/2011) [-]
#42 to #41 - Grendo (04/09/2011) [-]
i honestly cant think of how to be more subtle than that other than you leading a conversation up to it...>..>
#28 to #26 - Grendo (04/09/2011) [-]
argument take the other girls side with the same tactics. then another small argument take her side. it takes some practice to get perfect but if you master that you can manipulate people. but thats another story. but alwats try to stay on her side 60-75% of the times and stuff.  
it takes even more practice to get them to start arguing without it seeming like thats what your trying to do.
argument take the other girls side with the same tactics. then another small argument take her side. it takes some practice to get perfect but if you master that you can manipulate people. but thats another story. but alwats try to stay on her side 60-75% of the times and stuff.
it takes even more practice to get them to start arguing without it seeming like thats what your trying to do.
#27 to #26 - Grendo (04/09/2011) [-]
bro you cant talk about yourself like that. **** man ive had many failed relationships in my day and ive always sprung right back up. all i can see you ding is trying your damnedest to get closer to her. dont be like a creepty stalker guy though. what you could do is invite them both somewhere like the park or the beach and just hang out and see where things go from there. aand if they get into an argument take her side 2/3s of the time. i dont mean like huge arguments like about serious sht. like say they are arguing about a movie, she says its awesome the other girl says it was lame. take her side even if you didnt see the movie base your argument off what she is saying and if youve seen any previews. and say they get into another small
#43 to #27 - TehEman (04/09/2011) [-]
yeah I guess I could just try it if she ever tries talking about being religious or something, but I dunno I sometimes wonder if I should just leave her alone I mean she's happy right? Or so I think, sometimes I talk about how I'm gonna die or kinda like I wanna die, and she once told me if I go she was gonna go with me and how she didn't like it here, but that was once I don't know man I really just want to love her, I have so much to do with her so much to say I just want to tell her everything and hold her for the longest time...thats all I want man...
#44 to #43 - Grendo (04/09/2011) [-]

but sometimes you have to sit back and watch life unfold =\
your still young bro
hell im 17 and ive seen more than i need to...see death fights shooting been in 2 knifefights...=\

idk how i get into all this im a ******* bitch =\ i hate fighting =\ but still you just otta lean back and sit for a bit y'know?
#45 to #44 - TehEman (04/09/2011) [-]
You're right man I just gotta chill back and see what happens, I mean sure yeah when she post those things I'll get hurt but I gotta deal with it and keep hoping something good will come out of it all, maybe it will who knows...

I haven't half the **** you seen man thats just crazy and you're probably only a few months older then me or something, thats crazy man
#46 to #45 - Grendo (04/09/2011) [-]
sep 15 93 lol

and i live in a good neiborhood =\
its just the people i surrounded myself with =\
User avatar #47 to #46 - TehEman (04/09/2011) [-]
nope you're a year older then me I'm dec 30 94

I'm real careful about who I surround myself with, my neighborhood isn't all that but it's getting better but still you gotta be careful man
#48 to #47 - Grendo (04/09/2011) [-]
i know lol...thats why i always have a blade on me now..=\
User avatar #49 to #48 - TehEman (04/09/2011) [-]
What you were into that gang kind of **** or something?
#50 to #49 - Grendo (04/09/2011) [-]
nope lol gangs are for idiots XD
User avatar #51 to #50 - TehEman (04/09/2011) [-]
Then what kind of stuff did you get into to be at the point where you need to carry a knife?

And who is that pony?
#52 to #51 - Grendo (04/09/2011) [-]
derpy hooves

id rather not get into it honestly...lets just say ive done some ****** up **** in my past >..> you gona come to the ponythreads?
#53 to #52 - TehEman (04/09/2011) [-]
Alright bro if you don't want to you don't have to, can't really parents starting to talk telling me to go to bed, so maybe some other time, thanks for everything man, if you ever need it I'm always here for you bro
#54 to #53 - Grendo (04/09/2011) [-]
ok same for you^^
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i dont know how to respond to this... so ill just reply
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