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Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down, with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

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#2613 - rogueshadow (01/21/2015) [-]
It's common for people in their late teens to prefer fun over responsibility. Don't blame yourself for it.
The best thing I could recommend is making a schedule. A well organized list of things to do at specific times. Study/do homework before playing. You'd be surprised at how much time you will still have to play after doing what you need to. And understand that you don't need to make $200,000 a year to live a comfortable life. If you're smart with your money and pay attention to your budget, a household making $60,000 is totally enough. And remember what you said today. Any time you consider thinking about playing games, ask yourself if you have studied well enough today. Remind yourself of your goal and why it's important.
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#6 - maxismahname (01/08/2015) [-]
I hate you

Also it's a much better deal to just get the one year subscription
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