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Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down, with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

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#553 - posttwo (08/30/2015) [-]
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#536 - posttwo (08/30/2015) [-]
You're a great user and we all love you
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#532 - posttwo (08/30/2015) [-]
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#553 - posttwo (08/30/2015) [-]
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#15 - What the **** did I find? Update: He's dead…  [+] (5 replies) 08/13/2015 on Haa +8
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#26 - becauseoprahsaidso (08/13/2015) [-]
suddenly being 5'8" doesn't feel so bad. If somebody tried to jump off of me they'd die.
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#21 - jewbob (08/13/2015) [-]
I'm going to pretend in my head that 5-foot wasn't a typo, the world is better that way.
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#18 - upunkpunk (08/13/2015) [-]
In 1998, Hill was arrested and charged with assault with a handgun while a student at the University of Maryland.[2] The victim in that incident was a teaching assistant who refused to give him an A on a test he had not taken.[3] He was convicted of 2 lesser charges and sentenced to: 5 years imprisonment with all but 2 suspended, and 5 years probation. This was subsequently amended to 18 months house arrest. While on house arrest Hill began watching internet pornography religiously. During the 18 months he became more of a recluse, applied for and received numerous credit cards, and purchased large amounts of online pornography, with no intention of ever paying the creditor's bills. When his sentence was over he could not get work due to his charge and bad credit, which is when he chose a new life in a new city as a prospective porn star.

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#60 - talldumbdork (08/13/2015) [-]
That.....that would be an interesting movie.
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#65 - upunkpunk (08/13/2015) [-]
It would.
#1 - whats a capo  [+] (2 replies) 07/14/2015 on Capo Killed*Warning blood* +1
#4 - biater (07/14/2015) [-]
Someone with some authority in a gang? maybe...
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