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Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down, with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

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#8 - wallpaper version  [+] (1 reply) 7 hours ago on It's ok +1
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#9 - queman (6 hours ago) [-]
Thanks I've actually been looking for this version!
#7 - look at how much fun she is having!  [+] (7 replies) 10/07/2016 on Book parenting +36
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#24 - emiyashirou (10/07/2016) [-]
Well I'd be pissed off too if I had to read my book while holding it upside down.
#21 - wickedrainbows (10/07/2016) [-]
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#14 - Kadzait (10/07/2016) [-]
That book is legit fantastic tho.

also, she cute, hmu wit dem digits, bby girl
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#9 - omnichronic (10/07/2016) [-]
Resting bitch face at it's finest.
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#22 - leftypol (10/07/2016) [-]
that is not resting face though it's a face of disapproval.
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#15 - theugandanhero (10/07/2016) [-]
She looks like a young cunty version of Kelly Clarkson
#8 - turbanmasher (10/07/2016) [-]
She must be lots of fun at parties.
#3 - some people want to dress up as stupid things. maybe even as a…  [+] (1 reply) 09/28/2016 on Cosmopolitan triggered again +2
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#4 - grimfuck (09/28/2016) [-]
I didnt say they shouldn't exists. I was trying to purposefully misunderstand the article.

I think they should just not be considered "Halloween Costumes" unless they are converted/explained to be scary. Otherwise they are regular costumes and I aint handing out "Halloween Candy" to non "Halloween" people.. I want to be an asshole and get carrot sticks to hand out this year... fuck that would be evil
#10213 - i need your help i was playing with myself and accide…  [+] (1 reply) 09/28/2016 on andra's profile 0
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#10214 - andra (09/28/2016) [-]
#122 - ok i love you too 09/28/2016 on Ghostdoom's profile 0