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#51 - Are you serious?? You're telling me nobody has a female friend…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2015 on When Reality Hits +4
#58 - anon (07/19/2015) [-]
Get a life faggot lol grow a pair tiny dick lmao manchild
#102 - So I gather from the comments and youtube etc. that this is a … 06/23/2015 on Death Waltz +1
#40 - Tbh, the book would actually be a really useful starting point… 05/12/2015 on Based Neil drops the truthbomb +1
#46 - Yep. This is great advice, guys. As soon as a girl tells y…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/12/2015 on Drop the truth creepy one +24
User avatar #53 - advice (05/12/2015) [-]
if she has feelings for you too, it only quickly escalates things.
User avatar #181 - bigmanfifty (05/12/2015) [-]
Or destroys the feelings that she had....

Seriously, clothes sniffing... not a safe bet.
User avatar #188 - advice (05/12/2015) [-]
the greater the risk, the greater the reward
User avatar #189 - bigmanfifty (05/12/2015) [-]
the longer the prison sentence
#48 - kingderps (05/12/2015) [-]
I think there was a popular movie where a guy did this and the girl was cool with it.
#22 - Just a balanced response: "I don't give a **…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/24/2015 on Got a point' +59
#41 - clannadqs (03/24/2015) [-]
That's entirely different. The content is going after people who get attached to other humans, not the characters they portray. I'm completely fine with someone being emotionally attached to a character in a TV show or movie and I'm completely fine with people being attached to certain anime characters. It's not the same thing at all bro.
User avatar #46 - mrpavelowgrimm (03/24/2015) [-]
Besides the fact that one is real and one is fictional what is the difference?
User avatar #58 - kalimah (03/24/2015) [-]
The reason people care about them is that they are interesting characters in a interesting world.
Celebrities are more often than not just normal people that can act.

"But out world is interesting and there are interesting people who are celebrities." Yeah but our standarts are really high on what interesting is by now since reality can create amazing things sure but not even close to what our imagination can create. So its easier to give a shit about someone you would like to know in a world where you wish you lived rather than someone that lives,in some cases,in your city and eats,sleeps and drives to work just like you.
User avatar #47 - clannadqs (03/24/2015) [-]
Because one you are actually "fed" stuff to make you emotionally attached, like watching their life story or seeing things from their eyes, etc. The other one is just another human being that people idolize for no reason at all. Like, I honestly have never found any celebrity to be anything special outside of their acting. It's just humans who can act and 99% of the time you really don't know shite about who they are as a person. To clarify, I never said anything against people who get attached to celebrities.
User avatar #53 - mrpavelowgrimm (03/24/2015) [-]
"You are actually "fed" stuff to make you emotionally attached"
Gossip, celebrity news, social media.

"like watching their life story or seeing things from their eyes"
Miley cyrus (as a case point) / Documentaries.

"The other one is just another human being that people idolize for no reason at all"
'Reason' is subjective some people like to idolize people who become famous by (singing/acting/fucking) and accomplishing more than anything they could in their mundane lives.

While others like to idolize imaginary people who do imaginary things in an imaginary world far more interesting than anything they could ever accomplish in their mundane lives.

"It's just humans who can act and 99% of the time you really don't know shite about who they are as a person."
Same thing for fictional character as they are completely defined and controlled by their creator since they have no will power because they don't really exist.

"To clarify, I never said anything against people who get attached to celebrities."
I kinda did against both, because its the exact same thing really.
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#179 - Can I just give you a whole lot of creative license? … 03/19/2015 on Let me draw you 2 0
#4 - Can't wait.  [+] (11 new replies) 01/05/2015 on Prison +243
#88 - bronywiseman (01/06/2015) [-]
[Nodding Bisexually]
User avatar #58 - elcreepo (01/06/2015) [-]
Doesn't happen anymore in most non-inner-city prisons
User avatar #56 - hattheifbatman (01/06/2015) [-]
of course you cant wait
you fag
User avatar #59 - elcreepo (01/06/2015) [-]
>call black fag a fag
>no longer have an asshole instead you have a gaping black hole that will never, ever close all the way due to every nignog and captain roid raping you with penises and shanks
>shit yourself constantly for the rest of your life
User avatar #65 - hattheifbatman (01/06/2015) [-]
The guys a fag, he cant wait to be in jail and drop the soap
User avatar #29 - zaperzero (01/05/2015) [-]
Free sex too.
#18 - derpthefifth (01/05/2015) [-]
This pleases Sulu
#9 - allhallowseve (01/05/2015) [-]
#40 - slikmonkey (01/06/2015) [-]
besides the one where he picks it up with his foot. He would more than likely get face-fucked in the other options.
User avatar #74 - furiousmarshmellow (01/06/2015) [-]
Bite their dick off.
#8 - allhallowseve has deleted their comment.
#20 - Yeah I totally get that. For both you and Nevrit, it's more a …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/15/2014 on Mens Rights Activist -2
#265 - anon (12/16/2014) [-]
Shes the asshole for trying to force that on you, if you don't want a part in its life you don't have to. Hell, I'm not supported by my father and I'm adopted, you don't need a father to be any good.
User avatar #94 - nevrit (12/15/2014) [-]
While you do have a valid point, keep in mind that not everyone should be a parent. It sucks not to have a parent (I do know how that can be), but sometimes in all reality having that parent might be worse. You're right, the person who walks away should feel bad, but that should be a choice.
User avatar #22 - marioslmg (12/15/2014) [-]
If a bitch keeps the child when i don't want it, she can call me whatever she wants, it is her that gets low grades and such. If that bitch wants a child, ask me first.
#245 - Oh my good god. Apologies for late reply. I'm the…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2014 on Bored Drawfag Here +1
User avatar #246 - ibinoth (12/18/2014) [-]
I'm glad you like it! I've not touched this content for months due to school sucking all the fun out of my everyday life, so I've not had the energy to produce anything for a while, as you might notice. I am however, still going to return to the content in time and complete every last request, probably to many people's surprise. =]
#7 - Picture  [+] (14 new replies) 12/15/2014 on truth +201
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#29 - jiltist (12/15/2014) [-]
To compute these sums
User avatar #54 - perform (12/16/2014) [-]
Did they send the orders?
User avatar #57 - warioteam (12/16/2014) [-]
When i asked, for funds?
User avatar #58 - perform (12/16/2014) [-]
It's the greatest sales will ever get
User avatar #59 - warioteam (12/16/2014) [-]
but you can bet before we're through
User avatar #60 - puut (12/16/2014) [-]
How can I?
User avatar #61 - warioteam (12/16/2014) [-]
Make a (business)man?
User avatar #62 - puut (12/16/2014) [-]
Out of a jew?
User avatar #63 - warioteam (12/16/2014) [-]
#71 - dhumbassckids (12/16/2014) [-]
Time is racing towards us
#85 - anon (12/16/2014) [-]
Till inspection, is due
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