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Garude

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:8/23/2010
Last Login:3/05/2015
Location:illinois
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latest user's comments

#7 - anytime, friend. 13 hours ago on Opeth 0
#8 - i am currently living this life. people laugh like hell at wha… 13 hours ago on dont be rude 0
#5 - The band's name is Opeth.  [+] (2 new replies) 13 hours ago on Opeth +3
User avatar #6 - mangse (13 hours ago) [-]
Oh.. I was really trying hard to make sense of this. Thanks
User avatar #7 - Garude (13 hours ago) [-]
anytime, friend.
#19 - this was actually pretty relaxing. 13 hours ago on Joy of Painting 0
#17 - I usually tuck all 3 in my right pant leg. any one else?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2015 on Skinny Skinny Jeans 0
#20 - anonexplains (03/04/2015) [-]
yeah, but thats possible in normal pants
#19 - you are just a little ray of sunshine today. 03/02/2015 on Korean Comic Comp +88
#15 - that would be a fun job. swimming around in a tank all day.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/02/2015 on Korean Comic Comp +4
#17 - anonexplains (03/02/2015) [-]
until you get tired 8 hours in and your body cant physically take it
User avatar #48 - Visual (03/03/2015) [-]
As a competitive swimmer who's had countless hours in the pool, I can say that if you're a conditioned swimmer, it's not hard if all you're doing is coasting around, even if you're holding your breath most of the day. As long as you keep taking several deep, slow breaths every time you surface, you will be fine. The only issue I see is getting hungry faster or getting really pruny.
User avatar #19 - Garude (03/02/2015) [-]
you are just a little ray of sunshine today.
#51 - Im close to finishing this. so i'll look at this after its over. 03/02/2015 on Anime Facts: Naruto Part 7 0
#237 - oh god. this is amazing. you have to screw with her more. 03/02/2015 on Weird shit my roommate does 1 0
#64 - I do it anyway. I don't like the feel of pubes. 03/01/2015 on When you think you're going... +2

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#29 - hazenberdan (09/20/2014) [-]
Hey,my 360's working. And I have Gold again. What about you?
#30 to #29 - Garude ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
Finally stabilizing my life here only to worry more about new crap. but money is coming in and next week if God allows it, i'm buying a used 360. I've honestly never hooked it up to the internet for fear of the red ring. I have only a few games atm. Bioshock 1-3, Limbo, splosion man, and splatterhouse. hbu bro?
User avatar #31 to #30 - hazenberdan (09/24/2014) [-]
I'm doing alright,I've been playing a lot of Castlevania Harmony of Despair lately
User avatar #32 to #31 - Garude ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
Is it new? If i have enough cash, might try and get it with my xbox and hook it up next week.
User avatar #33 to #32 - hazenberdan (09/24/2014) [-]
Sorry,I got paid to go help carry stuff to my aunt's and then we spent like an hour trying to figure out how to get her gamecube hooked up to her TV. But anyway,it's 15$,and an arcade game. Multiplayer. It's fun.
#22 - hazenberdan (08/05/2014) [-]
Nice to see someone around here who isn't completely brain dead now.
#23 to #22 - Garude ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
I have a feeling we are going to be good friends.
I have a feeling we are going to be good friends.
#24 to #23 - hazenberdan (08/05/2014) [-]
Most probable. What systems you got? I'm always looking for more people to roll with on the PS3,my 360's currently KIA,working on getting a new one. I also have steam,but my PC's so 						****					 I can barely run TF2. Gmod works alright,though.
Most probable. What systems you got? I'm always looking for more people to roll with on the PS3,my 360's currently KIA,working on getting a new one. I also have steam,but my PC's so **** I can barely run TF2. Gmod works alright,though.
User avatar #25 to #24 - Garude ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
Lost my xbox during the a move. i have no gaming stuff right now and it sux ass. i barly play anything because my damn computers always overheating and im worried its going to crash.
User avatar #26 to #25 - hazenberdan (08/05/2014) [-]
So we're kinda in the same situations then. **** computers,360's MIA/KIA,and **** all else to do.
#27 to #26 - Garude ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
do not worry. we will find a way.
do not worry. we will find a way.
#7 - bobJML (10/02/2011) [-]
Hey man, what's up?
#8 to #9 - Garude ONLINE (10/02/2011) [-]
just got back from hanging with my friends. we hung out and ate half our weight in junkfood watching the remake of i spit on your grave. then we played dead space until we all crashed from our sugar high. then today, i went clothes shopping with my best friends gf. she picked out a few outfits and modeled a thong for me. i wonder if he will be mad about that? >.>
just got back from hanging with my friends. we hung out and ate half our weight in junkfood watching the remake of i spit on your grave. then we played dead space until we all crashed from our sugar high. then today, i went clothes shopping with my best friends gf. she picked out a few outfits and modeled a thong for me. i wonder if he will be mad about that? >.>
#9 to #10 - bobJML (10/02/2011) [-]
>sugar high
User avatar #10 to #11 - Garude ONLINE (10/02/2011) [-]
ever mix jalapeno cheese and M&M cookies? yep my friends dont drink so we went and bought nothing but junkfood instead. was an amazing night X)
#11 to #12 - bobJML (10/02/2011) [-]
It would have been better if there were alcoholic beverages and marryjowana.
#12 to #13 - Garude ONLINE (10/02/2011) [-]
hmmmm you could possibly be right. let me ponder this for a brief moment.
#13 to #14 - bobJML (10/02/2011) [-]
>Mfw everything is more expensive at Wendy's whenever I'm high.
#14 to #15 - Garude ONLINE (10/02/2011) [-]
mfw i see a dollar store.
#15 to #16 - bobJML (10/02/2011) [-]
>Mfw I lose The Game.
#16 to #17 - Garude ONLINE (10/03/2011) [-]
mfw i win the other game
#17 to #18 - bobJML (10/03/2011) [-]
>Mfw I can almost taste it.
#18 to #19 - Garude ONLINE (10/03/2011) [-]
mfw i did taste it!
#19 to #20 - bobJML (10/03/2011) [-]
>Mfw you aren't putting the arrow in front of "mfw" like you should be.
#20 to #21 - Garude ONLINE (10/04/2011) [-]
>mfw how dumb i am
#21 to #22 - bobJML (10/05/2011) [-]
>Mfw you mad.
User avatar #5 - thefunnyside (09/14/2011) [-]
You are awesome!
#6 to #7 - Garude ONLINE (09/14/2011) [-]
i am awesome? YAY!
i am awesome? YAY!
#1 - bobJML (03/07/2011) [-]
How are you doing?
How are you doing?
#2 to #1 - Garude ONLINE (03/07/2011) [-]
like that. she says she wants to be with me but not with the bf gf label. i have no idea what she wants.
#3 to #2 - bobJML (03/07/2011) [-]
*Gasp*
*Gasp*
User avatar #4 to #3 - Garude ONLINE (03/07/2011) [-]
ikr? so idk if im taken or not.
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