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Garude

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:8/23/2010
Last Login:9/01/2015
Location:illinois
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#104 - ohhhhh 1 hour ago on Anime Described by one... 0
#11 - this is what got me into watching their videos. love these guy…  [+] (1 new reply) 19 hours ago on Vertical Video Syndrome +8
User avatar #35 - tgruica (11 hours ago) [-]
if anyone is too dumb not to see the ending, souce is gloves and boots. mario is the red one
#82 - I watched when they cry. was very confused the whole time. can…  [+] (2 new replies) 19 hours ago on Anime Described by one... 0
User avatar #103 - fortunesnowman (8 hours ago) [-]
It's been a hell of a long time, but as far as I remember, the entire population of the village was infected with... I think it was called Hinamizawa Syndrome? Yeah, that, from the moment you stepped in. And it would eventually cause you to go insane followed by tearing your own throat out, meaning that every character could get a turn in the insanity spotlight based on who was getting seriously stressed out by different things. As for why it kept resetting after each little murder arc, well that's because... Uh... magic? I have no idea really. I think the legit reason was magic, with Rikka (the blue haired girl) being the only person to remember what happened between each reset.
User avatar #104 - Garude (1 hour ago) [-]
ohhhhh
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User avatar #99 - mcstorms (08/30/2015) [-]
Im with ya , I just try not to tell people anymore cause they hit brony status awhile ago.
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User avatar #34 - bruinslover (08/10/2015) [-]
green thumb for me, green thumbS for you.
#29 - hazenberdan (09/20/2014) [-]
Hey,my 360's working. And I have Gold again. What about you?
#30 to #29 - Garude ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
Finally stabilizing my life here only to worry more about new crap. but money is coming in and next week if God allows it, i'm buying a used 360. I've honestly never hooked it up to the internet for fear of the red ring. I have only a few games atm. Bioshock 1-3, Limbo, splosion man, and splatterhouse. hbu bro?
User avatar #31 to #30 - hazenberdan (09/24/2014) [-]
I'm doing alright,I've been playing a lot of Castlevania Harmony of Despair lately
User avatar #32 to #31 - Garude ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
Is it new? If i have enough cash, might try and get it with my xbox and hook it up next week.
User avatar #33 to #32 - hazenberdan (09/24/2014) [-]
Sorry,I got paid to go help carry stuff to my aunt's and then we spent like an hour trying to figure out how to get her gamecube hooked up to her TV. But anyway,it's 15$,and an arcade game. Multiplayer. It's fun.
#22 - hazenberdan (08/05/2014) [-]
Nice to see someone around here who isn't completely brain dead now.
#23 to #22 - Garude ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
I have a feeling we are going to be good friends.
I have a feeling we are going to be good friends.
#24 to #23 - hazenberdan (08/05/2014) [-]
Most probable. What systems you got? I'm always looking for more people to roll with on the PS3,my 360's currently KIA,working on getting a new one. I also have steam,but my PC's so 			****		 I can barely run TF2. Gmod works alright,though.
Most probable. What systems you got? I'm always looking for more people to roll with on the PS3,my 360's currently KIA,working on getting a new one. I also have steam,but my PC's so **** I can barely run TF2. Gmod works alright,though.
User avatar #25 to #24 - Garude ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
Lost my xbox during the a move. i have no gaming stuff right now and it sux ass. i barly play anything because my damn computers always overheating and im worried its going to crash.
User avatar #26 to #25 - hazenberdan (08/05/2014) [-]
So we're kinda in the same situations then. **** computers,360's MIA/KIA,and **** all else to do.
#27 to #26 - Garude ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
do not worry. we will find a way.
do not worry. we will find a way.
#7 - bobJML (10/02/2011) [-]
Hey man, what's up?
#8 to #9 - Garude ONLINE (10/02/2011) [-]
just got back from hanging with my friends. we hung out and ate half our weight in junkfood watching the remake of i spit on your grave. then we played dead space until we all crashed from our sugar high. then today, i went clothes shopping with my best friends gf. she picked out a few outfits and modeled a thong for me. i wonder if he will be mad about that? >.>
just got back from hanging with my friends. we hung out and ate half our weight in junkfood watching the remake of i spit on your grave. then we played dead space until we all crashed from our sugar high. then today, i went clothes shopping with my best friends gf. she picked out a few outfits and modeled a thong for me. i wonder if he will be mad about that? >.>
#9 to #10 - bobJML (10/02/2011) [-]
>sugar high
User avatar #10 to #11 - Garude ONLINE (10/02/2011) [-]
ever mix jalapeno cheese and M&M cookies? yep my friends dont drink so we went and bought nothing but junkfood instead. was an amazing night X)
#11 to #12 - bobJML (10/02/2011) [-]
It would have been better if there were alcoholic beverages and marryjowana.
#12 to #13 - Garude ONLINE (10/02/2011) [-]
hmmmm you could possibly be right. let me ponder this for a brief moment.
#13 to #14 - bobJML (10/02/2011) [-]
>Mfw everything is more expensive at Wendy's whenever I'm high.
#14 to #15 - Garude ONLINE (10/02/2011) [-]
mfw i see a dollar store.
#15 to #16 - bobJML (10/02/2011) [-]
>Mfw I lose The Game.
#16 to #17 - Garude ONLINE (10/03/2011) [-]
mfw i win the other game
#17 to #18 - bobJML (10/03/2011) [-]
>Mfw I can almost taste it.
#18 to #19 - Garude ONLINE (10/03/2011) [-]
mfw i did taste it!
#19 to #20 - bobJML (10/03/2011) [-]
>Mfw you aren't putting the arrow in front of "mfw" like you should be.
#20 to #21 - Garude ONLINE (10/04/2011) [-]
>mfw how dumb i am
#21 to #22 - bobJML (10/05/2011) [-]
>Mfw you mad.
User avatar #5 - thefunnyside (09/14/2011) [-]
You are awesome!
#6 to #7 - Garude ONLINE (09/14/2011) [-]
i am awesome? YAY!
i am awesome? YAY!
#1 - bobJML (03/07/2011) [-]
How are you doing?
How are you doing?
#2 to #1 - Garude ONLINE (03/07/2011) [-]
like that. she says she wants to be with me but not with the bf gf label. i have no idea what she wants.
#3 to #2 - bobJML (03/07/2011) [-]
*Gasp*
*Gasp*
User avatar #4 to #3 - Garude ONLINE (03/07/2011) [-]
ikr? so idk if im taken or not.
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