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    what the fuck? what the fuck?
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#65 - I saw the sequel to the thing. I liked the story but not so mu… 01/25/2015 on For the morbid part 3 0
#10 - its always good to find a fellow Mushroomhead fan.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2015 on Feel, dont conceal +2
User avatar #16 - ohgodwaitimatheist (01/23/2015) [-]
salutations
#204 - I BLAME THAT HIPPITY HOP MUSIC! 01/23/2015 on Trying to rob a house in... 0
#199 - dId you want the, HE A ***** response or somethin…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/23/2015 on Trying to rob a house in... 0
User avatar #200 - germankillzone (01/23/2015) [-]
I would have chuckled at it, but no. I just cant fathom a reason why someone would try to break in the front door of a house in the middle of the day.
User avatar #204 - Garude (01/23/2015) [-]
I BLAME THAT HIPPITY HOP MUSIC!
#122 - I call it "being stuck at my grandmas and cant go online" 01/23/2015 on No internet +1
#239 - There used to be this guy my friend became buddies with. He mo…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/16/2015 on Freedom. 0
#264 - anonymous (01/16/2015) [-]
One thing I hate about funerals, people make somebody out to be what they're not. I make it a point not to do that! Hell, I don't even go to funerals anymore (at least not outside of biological family members and sometimes not even then)! I personally don't even plan on having a funeral, just a burial service with just immediate family members (hopefully nieces and nephew), that's it!
#323 - Don't ruin my happiness ya harpy! 01/14/2015 on words 0
#313 - I will find love, myself, and I get to become a wog!  [+] (2 new replies) 01/14/2015 on words 0
User avatar #322 - youngneil (01/14/2015) [-]
It's warg
User avatar #323 - Garude (01/14/2015) [-]
Don't ruin my happiness ya harpy!
#75 - This reminds me of a temp job I had. vitamin factory had somet… 01/14/2015 on Some powerfull magnets +4
#29 - this ****** came prepared. 01/13/2015 on Rekt checklist please 0

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#29 - hazenberdan ONLINE (09/20/2014) [-]
Hey,my 360's working. And I have Gold again. What about you?
#30 to #29 - Garude ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
Finally stabilizing my life here only to worry more about new crap. but money is coming in and next week if God allows it, i'm buying a used 360. I've honestly never hooked it up to the internet for fear of the red ring. I have only a few games atm. Bioshock 1-3, Limbo, splosion man, and splatterhouse. hbu bro?
User avatar #31 to #30 - hazenberdan ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
I'm doing alright,I've been playing a lot of Castlevania Harmony of Despair lately
User avatar #32 to #31 - Garude ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
Is it new? If i have enough cash, might try and get it with my xbox and hook it up next week.
User avatar #33 to #32 - hazenberdan ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
Sorry,I got paid to go help carry stuff to my aunt's and then we spent like an hour trying to figure out how to get her gamecube hooked up to her TV. But anyway,it's 15$,and an arcade game. Multiplayer. It's fun.
#22 - hazenberdan ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
Nice to see someone around here who isn't completely brain dead now.
#23 to #22 - Garude ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
I have a feeling we are going to be good friends.
I have a feeling we are going to be good friends.
#24 to #23 - hazenberdan ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
Most probable. What systems you got? I'm always looking for more people to roll with on the PS3,my 360's currently KIA,working on getting a new one. I also have steam,but my PC's so 						****					 I can barely run TF2. Gmod works alright,though.
Most probable. What systems you got? I'm always looking for more people to roll with on the PS3,my 360's currently KIA,working on getting a new one. I also have steam,but my PC's so **** I can barely run TF2. Gmod works alright,though.
User avatar #25 to #24 - Garude ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
Lost my xbox during the a move. i have no gaming stuff right now and it sux ass. i barly play anything because my damn computers always overheating and im worried its going to crash.
User avatar #26 to #25 - hazenberdan ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
So we're kinda in the same situations then. **** computers,360's MIA/KIA,and **** all else to do.
#27 to #26 - Garude ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
do not worry. we will find a way.
do not worry. we will find a way.
#7 - bobJML (10/02/2011) [-]
Hey man, what's up?
#8 to #9 - Garude ONLINE (10/02/2011) [-]
just got back from hanging with my friends. we hung out and ate half our weight in junkfood watching the remake of i spit on your grave. then we played dead space until we all crashed from our sugar high. then today, i went clothes shopping with my best friends gf. she picked out a few outfits and modeled a thong for me. i wonder if he will be mad about that? >.>
just got back from hanging with my friends. we hung out and ate half our weight in junkfood watching the remake of i spit on your grave. then we played dead space until we all crashed from our sugar high. then today, i went clothes shopping with my best friends gf. she picked out a few outfits and modeled a thong for me. i wonder if he will be mad about that? >.>
#9 to #10 - bobJML (10/02/2011) [-]
>sugar high
User avatar #10 to #11 - Garude ONLINE (10/02/2011) [-]
ever mix jalapeno cheese and M&M cookies? yep my friends dont drink so we went and bought nothing but junkfood instead. was an amazing night X)
#11 to #12 - bobJML (10/02/2011) [-]
It would have been better if there were alcoholic beverages and marryjowana.
#12 to #13 - Garude ONLINE (10/02/2011) [-]
hmmmm you could possibly be right. let me ponder this for a brief moment.
#13 to #14 - bobJML (10/02/2011) [-]
>Mfw everything is more expensive at Wendy's whenever I'm high.
#14 to #15 - Garude ONLINE (10/02/2011) [-]
mfw i see a dollar store.
#15 to #16 - bobJML (10/02/2011) [-]
>Mfw I lose The Game.
#16 to #17 - Garude ONLINE (10/03/2011) [-]
mfw i win the other game
#17 to #18 - bobJML (10/03/2011) [-]
>Mfw I can almost taste it.
#18 to #19 - Garude ONLINE (10/03/2011) [-]
mfw i did taste it!
#19 to #20 - bobJML (10/03/2011) [-]
>Mfw you aren't putting the arrow in front of "mfw" like you should be.
#20 to #21 - Garude ONLINE (10/04/2011) [-]
>mfw how dumb i am
#21 to #22 - bobJML (10/05/2011) [-]
>Mfw you mad.
User avatar #5 - thefunnyside (09/14/2011) [-]
You are awesome!
#6 to #7 - Garude ONLINE (09/14/2011) [-]
i am awesome? YAY!
i am awesome? YAY!
#1 - bobJML (03/07/2011) [-]
How are you doing?
How are you doing?
#2 to #1 - Garude ONLINE (03/07/2011) [-]
like that. she says she wants to be with me but not with the bf gf label. i have no idea what she wants.
#3 to #2 - bobJML (03/07/2011) [-]
*Gasp*
*Gasp*
User avatar #4 to #3 - Garude ONLINE (03/07/2011) [-]
ikr? so idk if im taken or not.
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