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Date Signed Up:8/23/2010
Last Login:11/23/2014
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#78 - Come back from break to see my co-worker red faced with irrita… 8 hours ago on Black Friday is coming +1
#72 - I work at jewel in the meat department. you should hear how pi…  [+] (3 new replies) 8 hours ago on Black Friday is coming +3
#76 - klick (8 hours ago) [-]
please
User avatar #74 - gurle (8 hours ago) [-]
You have piqued my interests. Do share.
User avatar #78 - Garude (8 hours ago) [-]
Come back from break to see my co-worker red faced with irritation. She wants the chicken fat cut more! and storms off. So now im stuck with the woman. she looks at me acting all pissed now and i have the gull to say what could i do for you?
she hands me a thing of hand trimmed chicken.
these are too fatty make the butcher trim them more im not buying fucking fat!

Being as polite as i can I take it to him and he has that, imma stab a bitch look.
uhh hey man c-could you trim- I DID ALREADY WHAT DOES SHE WANT FROM ME? she apparently came by as soon as i left for break and has been making him trim them for over 15 minutes
he grabbs them and cuts off large amounts of chicken where the fat was and packages it. I hand it to her, hoping its over.
Could you unwrapp them, wrap them in the paper, then put them through the wrapping machine? its just how i like it wrapped and could you do them 1 in each package? she was buying 9
#33 - ohhh sex slaves i get it now! 11/22/2014 on Interesting Art 0
#77 - Makes me think the guys from gravity falls should get into this. 11/21/2014 on Story Idea 0
#4316 - Brother?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2014 on what do you look like? 0
User avatar #4318 - butteredtoastman (11/20/2014) [-]
Well then.
#24 - what, and give everyone some slack? you think that ****… 11/20/2014 on Wtf am I watching 0
#21 - you don't ******* say?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/20/2014 on Wtf am I watching 0
User avatar #22 - gaifgt (11/20/2014) [-]
I commented this the moment his face showed up. I didn't expect him to reappear over and over looking like he's horny as fuck. Cut me some slack.
User avatar #24 - Garude (11/20/2014) [-]
what, and give everyone some slack? you think that shit grows on trees?
#18 - wow the death metal was actually pretty good. I was expecting … 11/19/2014 on A-Z of music genres in one... 0
#169 - why check when you can be reminded? 11/19/2014 on attention straight white males 0
#31 - oh thank god, something that isnt feminazi. 11/16/2014 on Depression +1

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#29 - hazenberdan (09/20/2014) [-]
Hey,my 360's working. And I have Gold again. What about you?
#30 to #29 - Garude (09/23/2014) [-]
Finally stabilizing my life here only to worry more about new crap. but money is coming in and next week if God allows it, i'm buying a used 360. I've honestly never hooked it up to the internet for fear of the red ring. I have only a few games atm. Bioshock 1-3, Limbo, splosion man, and splatterhouse. hbu bro?
#31 to #30 - hazenberdan (09/24/2014) [-]
I'm doing alright,I've been playing a lot of Castlevania Harmony of Despair lately
User avatar #32 to #31 - Garude (09/24/2014) [-]
Is it new? If i have enough cash, might try and get it with my xbox and hook it up next week.
#33 to #32 - hazenberdan (09/24/2014) [-]
Sorry,I got paid to go help carry stuff to my aunt's and then we spent like an hour trying to figure out how to get her gamecube hooked up to her TV. But anyway,it's 15$,and an arcade game. Multiplayer. It's fun.
#22 - hazenberdan (08/05/2014) [-]
Nice to see someone around here who isn't completely brain dead now.
#23 to #22 - Garude (08/05/2014) [-]
I have a feeling we are going to be good friends.
I have a feeling we are going to be good friends.
#24 to #23 - hazenberdan (08/05/2014) [-]
Most probable. What systems you got? I'm always looking for more people to roll with on the PS3,my 360's currently KIA,working on getting a new one. I also have steam,but my PC's so 						****					 I can barely run TF2. Gmod works alright,though.
Most probable. What systems you got? I'm always looking for more people to roll with on the PS3,my 360's currently KIA,working on getting a new one. I also have steam,but my PC's so **** I can barely run TF2. Gmod works alright,though.
User avatar #25 to #24 - Garude (08/05/2014) [-]
Lost my xbox during the a move. i have no gaming stuff right now and it sux ass. i barly play anything because my damn computers always overheating and im worried its going to crash.
#26 to #25 - hazenberdan (08/05/2014) [-]
So we're kinda in the same situations then. **** computers,360's MIA/KIA,and **** all else to do.
#27 to #26 - Garude (08/05/2014) [-]
do not worry. we will find a way.
do not worry. we will find a way.
#7 - bobJML (10/02/2011) [-]
Hey man, what's up?
#8 to #9 - Garude (10/02/2011) [-]
just got back from hanging with my friends. we hung out and ate half our weight in junkfood watching the remake of i spit on your grave. then we played dead space until we all crashed from our sugar high. then today, i went clothes shopping with my best friends gf. she picked out a few outfits and modeled a thong for me. i wonder if he will be mad about that? >.>
just got back from hanging with my friends. we hung out and ate half our weight in junkfood watching the remake of i spit on your grave. then we played dead space until we all crashed from our sugar high. then today, i went clothes shopping with my best friends gf. she picked out a few outfits and modeled a thong for me. i wonder if he will be mad about that? >.>
#9 to #10 - bobJML (10/02/2011) [-]
>sugar high
User avatar #10 to #11 - Garude (10/02/2011) [-]
ever mix jalapeno cheese and M&M cookies? yep my friends dont drink so we went and bought nothing but junkfood instead. was an amazing night X)
#11 to #12 - bobJML (10/02/2011) [-]
It would have been better if there were alcoholic beverages and marryjowana.
#12 to #13 - Garude (10/02/2011) [-]
hmmmm you could possibly be right. let me ponder this for a brief moment.
#13 to #14 - bobJML (10/02/2011) [-]
>Mfw everything is more expensive at Wendy's whenever I'm high.
#14 to #15 - Garude (10/02/2011) [-]
mfw i see a dollar store.
#15 to #16 - bobJML (10/02/2011) [-]
>Mfw I lose The Game.
#16 to #17 - Garude (10/03/2011) [-]
mfw i win the other game
#17 to #18 - bobJML (10/03/2011) [-]
>Mfw I can almost taste it.
#18 to #19 - Garude (10/03/2011) [-]
mfw i did taste it!
#19 to #20 - bobJML (10/03/2011) [-]
>Mfw you aren't putting the arrow in front of "mfw" like you should be.
#20 to #21 - Garude (10/04/2011) [-]
>mfw how dumb i am
#21 to #22 - bobJML (10/05/2011) [-]
>Mfw you mad.
User avatar #5 - thefunnyside (09/14/2011) [-]
You are awesome!
#6 to #7 - Garude (09/14/2011) [-]
i am awesome? YAY!
i am awesome? YAY!
#1 - bobJML (03/07/2011) [-]
How are you doing?
How are you doing?
#2 to #1 - Garude (03/07/2011) [-]
like that. she says she wants to be with me but not with the bf gf label. i have no idea what she wants.
#3 to #2 - bobJML (03/07/2011) [-]
*Gasp*
*Gasp*
User avatar #4 to #3 - Garude (03/07/2011) [-]
ikr? so idk if im taken or not.
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