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Garude

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:8/23/2010
Last Login:7/31/2015
Location:illinois
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#32 - Ok webms work on my phone, But not this? What can I do to see this?  [+] (1 new reply) 8 hours ago on Take your kid to work day +9
User avatar #49 - ohshoot (4 hours ago) [-]
My trick is to keep tapping the hdgif until it runs. Works every time.
#99 - now i want that thing more! 10 hours ago on How to wake your girlfriend 0
#42 - First two times I was pulled over was for my junk car a got fr… 07/28/2015 on How embarrassing -2
#88 - Annnnnd?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2015 on Fionnuala, I just passed out! 0
User avatar #89 - gloomyhallow (07/28/2015) [-]
It was a little bitch ride compared to the Goliath ride.
#87 - Dear god wtf? 07/28/2015 on Fionnuala, I just passed out! 0
#52 - oh sweet jesus my gf wants me to go on that. god have mercy on…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/27/2015 on Fionnuala, I just passed out! +5
User avatar #81 - andriod (07/27/2015) [-]
Its legit don't worry.


Tho there is a pretty good chance you might get cucked from it.
This thing is known to make some girls cum.
User avatar #87 - Garude (07/28/2015) [-]
Dear god wtf?
User avatar #55 - gloomyhallow (07/27/2015) [-]
I've been on the slingshot at six fags
User avatar #88 - Garude (07/28/2015) [-]
Annnnnd?
User avatar #89 - gloomyhallow (07/28/2015) [-]
It was a little bitch ride compared to the Goliath ride.
#1 - ik what your talking about. sadly no i do not have it. 07/26/2015 on Request for picture, read desc 0
#15 - You know what would be great? after they defile his grave he c…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2015 on Race War When? +5
User avatar #21 - kuchikirukia (07/26/2015) [-]
"I'm not in favor of ghosts."
*looks around*
Seems pretty effective to me.
#131 - play stickerena too much. shoot a ****** from the corne… 07/25/2015 on When you get called a hacker 0
#278 - think he puked after the camera was off? 07/25/2015 on HOWTO DRINK LIKE A MAN +1

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#29 - hazenberdan ONLINE (09/20/2014) [-]
Hey,my 360's working. And I have Gold again. What about you?
#30 to #29 - Garude (09/23/2014) [-]
Finally stabilizing my life here only to worry more about new crap. but money is coming in and next week if God allows it, i'm buying a used 360. I've honestly never hooked it up to the internet for fear of the red ring. I have only a few games atm. Bioshock 1-3, Limbo, splosion man, and splatterhouse. hbu bro?
User avatar #31 to #30 - hazenberdan ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
I'm doing alright,I've been playing a lot of Castlevania Harmony of Despair lately
User avatar #32 to #31 - Garude (09/24/2014) [-]
Is it new? If i have enough cash, might try and get it with my xbox and hook it up next week.
User avatar #33 to #32 - hazenberdan ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
Sorry,I got paid to go help carry stuff to my aunt's and then we spent like an hour trying to figure out how to get her gamecube hooked up to her TV. But anyway,it's 15$,and an arcade game. Multiplayer. It's fun.
#22 - hazenberdan ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
Nice to see someone around here who isn't completely brain dead now.
#23 to #22 - Garude (08/05/2014) [-]
I have a feeling we are going to be good friends.
I have a feeling we are going to be good friends.
#24 to #23 - hazenberdan ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
Most probable. What systems you got? I'm always looking for more people to roll with on the PS3,my 360's currently KIA,working on getting a new one. I also have steam,but my PC's so 			****		 I can barely run TF2. Gmod works alright,though.
Most probable. What systems you got? I'm always looking for more people to roll with on the PS3,my 360's currently KIA,working on getting a new one. I also have steam,but my PC's so **** I can barely run TF2. Gmod works alright,though.
User avatar #25 to #24 - Garude (08/05/2014) [-]
Lost my xbox during the a move. i have no gaming stuff right now and it sux ass. i barly play anything because my damn computers always overheating and im worried its going to crash.
User avatar #26 to #25 - hazenberdan ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
So we're kinda in the same situations then. **** computers,360's MIA/KIA,and **** all else to do.
#27 to #26 - Garude (08/05/2014) [-]
do not worry. we will find a way.
do not worry. we will find a way.
#7 - bobJML (10/02/2011) [-]
Hey man, what's up?
#8 to #9 - Garude (10/02/2011) [-]
just got back from hanging with my friends. we hung out and ate half our weight in junkfood watching the remake of i spit on your grave. then we played dead space until we all crashed from our sugar high. then today, i went clothes shopping with my best friends gf. she picked out a few outfits and modeled a thong for me. i wonder if he will be mad about that? >.>
just got back from hanging with my friends. we hung out and ate half our weight in junkfood watching the remake of i spit on your grave. then we played dead space until we all crashed from our sugar high. then today, i went clothes shopping with my best friends gf. she picked out a few outfits and modeled a thong for me. i wonder if he will be mad about that? >.>
#9 to #10 - bobJML (10/02/2011) [-]
>sugar high
User avatar #10 to #11 - Garude (10/02/2011) [-]
ever mix jalapeno cheese and M&M cookies? yep my friends dont drink so we went and bought nothing but junkfood instead. was an amazing night X)
#11 to #12 - bobJML (10/02/2011) [-]
It would have been better if there were alcoholic beverages and marryjowana.
#12 to #13 - Garude (10/02/2011) [-]
hmmmm you could possibly be right. let me ponder this for a brief moment.
#13 to #14 - bobJML (10/02/2011) [-]
>Mfw everything is more expensive at Wendy's whenever I'm high.
#14 to #15 - Garude (10/02/2011) [-]
mfw i see a dollar store.
#15 to #16 - bobJML (10/02/2011) [-]
>Mfw I lose The Game.
#16 to #17 - Garude (10/03/2011) [-]
mfw i win the other game
#17 to #18 - bobJML (10/03/2011) [-]
>Mfw I can almost taste it.
#18 to #19 - Garude (10/03/2011) [-]
mfw i did taste it!
#19 to #20 - bobJML (10/03/2011) [-]
>Mfw you aren't putting the arrow in front of "mfw" like you should be.
#20 to #21 - Garude (10/04/2011) [-]
>mfw how dumb i am
#21 to #22 - bobJML (10/05/2011) [-]
>Mfw you mad.
User avatar #5 - thefunnyside (09/14/2011) [-]
You are awesome!
#6 to #7 - Garude (09/14/2011) [-]
i am awesome? YAY!
i am awesome? YAY!
#1 - bobJML (03/07/2011) [-]
How are you doing?
How are you doing?
#2 to #1 - Garude (03/07/2011) [-]
like that. she says she wants to be with me but not with the bf gf label. i have no idea what she wants.
#3 to #2 - bobJML (03/07/2011) [-]
*Gasp*
*Gasp*
User avatar #4 to #3 - Garude (03/07/2011) [-]
ikr? so idk if im taken or not.
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