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#217025 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 replies) 09/05/2016 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#217040 - malimrav (09/05/2016) [-]
No way she can feel pregnancy after five days. Buy a test if she misses her next period.
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#217035 - joshlol (09/05/2016) [-]
why are you asking us? do you think we're doctors?
buy a test you dumb piece of shit
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#217027 - ericarthurblair (09/05/2016) [-]
unless you and you're girlfriend are some kind of mutant, thats not a sign thats shes pregnant. It takes 4 weeks after impregnation to develop an embryo, if you're five days in its a ball consisting of about 100 cells, if not less, you dont feel any kind of pressure from that size of tissue. My entirely uneducated guess is that's its 50% "pain" from you penetrating her and 50% her having mental delusions with it being her first time and such.

Now im no doctor and neither is anybody else one here i presume so if you're worried go to real doctor. Pretty sure they can help you with your problems.
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#217026 - braveblue (09/05/2016) [-]
Have you thought of a name for the child yet?

#215162 - Hey guys, real quick question. I'm planning on making a mo…  [+] (2 replies) 07/16/2016 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#215165 - anon (07/17/2016) [-]
considering the ferry from Dover to calais takes about 1 hour and a half, I'd wager than your trip would be about 4 hours
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#215200 - Ganifromholland (07/17/2016) [-]
Thanks anon!
#38 - knifewizards, is it possible to actually make a sword like thi…  [+] (1 reply) 03/15/2016 on Sharp knives cutting things 0
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#55 - heartlessrobot (03/15/2016) [-]
Yes but it wouldn't be practical. It stays sharp, doesn't dent, and it lasts and lasts and lasts then suddenly it shatters into a million pieces and is completely irreparable.
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