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Date Signed Up:1/26/2010
Last Login:11/23/2014
Location:was on middle earth but i moved to the undying lands
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#147 - since our tourist industry invaded spain in the 70's 08/16/2014 on tumblr +2
#30 - using a straw, although sometimes loads of beer is too gassy  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2014 on Useless shit nobody will... 0
User avatar #31 - gunslayer (08/15/2014) [-]
Then we're on the same boat, I would never use a straw because all of that suctioning movement must really shake up the beer and make it taste awful
#28 - i'm not into it personally, it's too gassy  [+] (3 new replies) 08/15/2014 on Useless shit nobody will... 0
User avatar #29 - gunslayer (08/15/2014) [-]
Beer or using a straw?
User avatar #30 - Gandalfthewhite (08/15/2014) [-]
using a straw, although sometimes loads of beer is too gassy
User avatar #31 - gunslayer (08/15/2014) [-]
Then we're on the same boat, I would never use a straw because all of that suctioning movement must really shake up the beer and make it taste awful
#26 - for some reason like nearly everyone my age and in the area dr…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/15/2014 on Useless shit nobody will... -1
User avatar #27 - gunslayer (08/15/2014) [-]
I can only imagine the beer fizzing way too much and tasting horrible by using a straw.
#62 - atomicjojo (08/17/2014) [-]
When you drink beer with a straw, your getting less oxygen, so the theory is that it will also make you more inebriated.
User avatar #28 - Gandalfthewhite (08/15/2014) [-]
i'm not into it personally, it's too gassy
User avatar #29 - gunslayer (08/15/2014) [-]
Beer or using a straw?
User avatar #30 - Gandalfthewhite (08/15/2014) [-]
using a straw, although sometimes loads of beer is too gassy
User avatar #31 - gunslayer (08/15/2014) [-]
Then we're on the same boat, I would never use a straw because all of that suctioning movement must really shake up the beer and make it taste awful
#88 - probably, but when it comes to playing with them they might cl… 08/15/2014 on 2 bloodhounds maul a... +3
#70 - insightful 08/14/2014 on Dear God, Is This Enough? 0
#153 - nonsense, there's no reason to not go on worldstar hip-hop 08/14/2014 on checking privilage 101 0
#38 - yeah it's contradictory and confusing so i avoid it 08/14/2014 on God's will 0
#36 - free will, he allows us to do what we want and suffer the consequences  [+] (2 new replies) 08/14/2014 on God's will +1
User avatar #37 - ninjaroo (08/14/2014) [-]
That still bothers me, given that since he's omniscient and humans are predictable he would have known exactly what every human would do from the word go. As well as how to change it by changing a circumstance before humans even came to be. Domino effect and all that.
User avatar #38 - Gandalfthewhite (08/14/2014) [-]
yeah it's contradictory and confusing so i avoid it
#73 - just saying that particular image was a woman who had to jump … 08/14/2014 on Superman on Suicide +1
#65 - or a secret tunnel in a scooby doo episode 08/14/2014 on DYKG +2
#231 - see now you just sound butthurt 08/14/2014 on Myths About Russia 0
#68 - in east london it's the main ingredient to most shady fast food joints 08/14/2014 on Pizza delivery +1
#31 - well there's no real way of drawing an ice cube, it would just…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2014 on Pizza delivery +1
#34 - dubslao (08/13/2014) [-]
#30 - is asking for drawings a big thing in America? cause where i a…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/13/2014 on Pizza delivery +6
User avatar #37 - ayumu (08/13/2014) [-]
Is phlegm some time of delacacy in the country you are in?


This is a joke
User avatar #68 - Gandalfthewhite (08/14/2014) [-]
in east london it's the main ingredient to most shady fast food joints
User avatar #35 - dubslao (08/13/2014) [-]
Online sites actually ask if you want anything drawn.
#105 - well that was awfully specific, and random 08/13/2014 on The Queen 0
#104 - i heard that charles was going to abdicate immediately so Will… 08/13/2014 on The Queen 0
#103 - he also watches Russel howard, which is arguable also cancerous 08/13/2014 on The Queen 0
#29 - She did rip a lot of **** off, but this is a bad … 08/13/2014 on No one will know the... +1
#56 - I'm totally fine with gays and Bi's (even though i may uninten… 08/13/2014 on My opinion *GASPS* 0
#22 - how comes special **** like this, kfc's double do… 08/13/2014 on The Dark Times are Over. +1
#208 - you kind of sound like a stereotypical russian villain who's p…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/13/2014 on Myths About Russia 0
User avatar #230 - greatbear (08/13/2014) [-]
and yo kind of sound like a stereotypical uneducated western piece of shit
User avatar #231 - Gandalfthewhite (08/14/2014) [-]
see now you just sound butthurt
#29 - how does having a big cement block in a lake make it better th…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2014 on border +13
User avatar #34 - tombombadil (08/13/2014) [-]
American lakes only have little cement blocks in them
#127 - She gets paid quite handsomely for her job so no she can pay t… 08/13/2014 on facebook gold +10
#126 - But Dog The Bounty Hunter's on the prowl after him. Gonna be o… 08/13/2014 on facebook gold +1
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#11 - thewitchking (05/04/2014) [-]
We meet again...
We meet again...
User avatar #12 to #11 - Gandalfthewhite (05/05/2014) [-]
mah ***** witch king. how it is cuz?
#13 to #12 - thewitchking (05/05/2014) [-]
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.

#4 - kokanum (03/17/2014) [-]
Hot steamy gay sex
User avatar #5 to #4 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
well thanks for that
User avatar #6 to #5 - kokanum (03/17/2014) [-]
Sure, whenever you want to do it again
User avatar #7 to #6 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
i'm not entirely sure i've ever done it with you but each to their own
User avatar #8 to #7 - kokanum (03/18/2014) [-]
There's better time like the present
User avatar #9 to #8 - Gandalfthewhite (03/18/2014) [-]
do you usually come on to people online?
User avatar #10 to #9 - kokanum (03/18/2014) [-]
*no better time
Sorry

Anybody really
User avatar #2 to #1 - Gandalfthewhite (09/05/2012) [-]
well **** , how'd you know it was my birthday?
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