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Age: 115
Date Signed Up:1/26/2010
Last Login:5/26/2016
Location:was on middle earth but i moved to the undying lands
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#66 - people still steal and commit crimes where the punishment is h… 04/23/2016 on Batman & Superman +1
#174 - Putting aside the 'all east asians look alike' thing they do o… 04/23/2016 on cool pics +1
#126 - they barely had anything to say, it was a slaughter 04/23/2016 on BLM BTFO!!! 0
#36 - They'd only get pissy and offended if they were included 04/23/2016 on England needs help 0
#103 - i like to be positive and think he received presents after wor… 04/23/2016 on Thursday +8
#139 - That show was brilliant, some cheesy dialogue from Cesare thou… 04/23/2016 on /pol on black Jesus 0
#141 - See i've noticed it as Dark souls 3, Trump/Bernie/Clinton and …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2016 on FJ 0
#142 - anon (04/22/2016) [-]
Check out the newest uploads. It's non-stop undertale and zootopia. There are even a group of people that spam undertale posts and roleplay in every comment.
#70 - Was Augustus his real surname or was he one of those Caesar wannabe's?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2016 on crusades 9.0 0
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#71 - Bobtheblob (04/22/2016) [-]
Augustus was not his real surname. He got it for expanding the Crown lands of France so quickly.
#48 - but venom gave birth to carnage and he isn't considered female  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2016 on Comic Comp #10 The Klyntar... 0
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#65 - sploogesundays (04/22/2016) [-]
That's because the Host considers it female. Really symbiotes are hermaphroditic I believe
#10 - He may be Native American and assumes all of them used to scal…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2016 on Happy 90th birthday +1
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#12 - nalapsi (04/22/2016) [-]
in the event he is native american I'm glad we brought you those very comfortable blankets
#37 - Well if you went with Richard the Lionheart & that french …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/22/2016 on crusades 9.0 +6
#69 - Bobtheblob (04/22/2016) [-]
The French king was Philip Augustus, full time French king and part time Lord Farquaad lookalike.
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#70 - Gandalfthewhite (04/22/2016) [-]
Was Augustus his real surname or was he one of those Caesar wannabe's?
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#71 - Bobtheblob (04/22/2016) [-]
Augustus was not his real surname. He got it for expanding the Crown lands of France so quickly.
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#55 - csgtsheep (04/22/2016) [-]
Well I'm not talking about a solider in whoevers army I'm talking your average peasant whos been tilling the fields. Those hard fucks who pilgrimaged to fight.
#76 - Damn would red hulk even be stoppable with the Ghost rider/sym… 04/22/2016 on Comic Comp #11 The Klyntar... 0
#75 - I read the Venom/Carnage comics where he was introduced & … 04/22/2016 on Comic Comp #11 The Klyntar... +1
#50 - I think the Thore: Ragnarok film will be set during the same t… 04/21/2016 on Hulk and Thor in Civil War +1
#123 - the cheese is probably better quality, they use real Mozzarell…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2016 on europe 0
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#124 - captainprincess (04/21/2016) [-]
Might be why I can enjoy it
Honestly Im not a fan of cheeses in general and those advertised to me as strongly flavoured have always been borderline unpleasant

but I feel like american plasticheese blends itself well with the rest of the toppings

to me anyway
#120 - I do often prefer Italian Pizza, not sure why but it has an al…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/21/2016 on europe 0
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#121 - captainprincess (04/21/2016) [-]
Ive been told the italians' cheese choice is basically unpleasant after youve tasted american

but Ive had american and never italian
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#123 - Gandalfthewhite (04/21/2016) [-]
the cheese is probably better quality, they use real Mozzarella which probably comes from a farm 1 mile down the road & i've generally never gotten along with american cheeses. No offence to yanks but their cheddar is just not cheddar & most of it just seems like flavored plastic. Goes well enough in a burger though
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#124 - captainprincess (04/21/2016) [-]
Might be why I can enjoy it
Honestly Im not a fan of cheeses in general and those advertised to me as strongly flavoured have always been borderline unpleasant

but I feel like american plasticheese blends itself well with the rest of the toppings

to me anyway
#154 - Well it wouldn't be a terrible idea to have that happen, they …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2016 on why +2
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#156 - scootabot (04/21/2016) [-]
Not really. Feminists on money is the last thing we need. Could you imagine the self entitlement? The fake sense of accomplishment? Forgive me, but I think this is a slippery slope.
Feminists, throughout history, have been the types to promote sexism and put the woman on the pedestal. As a matter of fact, it's the feminists that are to be blamed for the way that men are mistreated in the court system. They want all the perks without having to be held up to the same standard as men. That makes me sick, honestly.

The more I think about Harriet Tubman, the more I'm cool with it, I don't use paper money anyway. However, I do think that a more deserving person could have been put on the note, like Martin Luther King. He stands up for the common idea of equality among the races.
Harriet Tubman was important, sure, but she wasn't alone. She had a lot of people helping her along the railroad. She was just the most prominent face.

MLK, on the otherhand, died for his ideas, which made him a proper martyr for the civil rights cause. I respect the complete fuck out of that man and it saddens me to see that most black people don't respect his sacrifice, anymore.
#152 - I'd say that's fairly justified tbf, more so than Tubman 04/21/2016 on why +1
#97 - I appreciate American Ingenuity with other nations food. Like …  [+] (7 new replies) 04/21/2016 on europe +1
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#158 - nuclearnacho (04/21/2016) [-]
Well, to be entirely fair, "Chinese food" in America is an American invention. Still good tho.
#147 - imashitbricks (04/21/2016) [-]
St.Louis style pizza is the fuckinnn bomb bro.

Most tasty pizza I've ever had.

I still haven't gotten around to heading up to Illinois and trying Chicago deep dish though.
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#117 - captainprincess (04/21/2016) [-]
Im pretty sure americans worked pizza into an art form
italy might haave invented it but americans perfected it
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#120 - Gandalfthewhite (04/21/2016) [-]
I do often prefer Italian Pizza, not sure why but it has an almost completely different flavor plus since it's generally thinner it's lighter on the stomach. Though the best pizza i've ever had was in NYC and it had buffalo chicken & a whole bunch of other shit for toppings so it was so damn hard to pick up a slice since the topics were so heavy the whole thing would practically fall apart. 9/10 would travel to eat again
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#121 - captainprincess (04/21/2016) [-]
Ive been told the italians' cheese choice is basically unpleasant after youve tasted american

but Ive had american and never italian
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#123 - Gandalfthewhite (04/21/2016) [-]
the cheese is probably better quality, they use real Mozzarella which probably comes from a farm 1 mile down the road & i've generally never gotten along with american cheeses. No offence to yanks but their cheddar is just not cheddar & most of it just seems like flavored plastic. Goes well enough in a burger though
User avatar
#124 - captainprincess (04/21/2016) [-]
Might be why I can enjoy it
Honestly Im not a fan of cheeses in general and those advertised to me as strongly flavoured have always been borderline unpleasant

but I feel like american plasticheese blends itself well with the rest of the toppings

to me anyway
#95 - I like american tourists, even Americans when i'm a tourist ar…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/21/2016 on europe 0
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#122 - captainprincess (04/21/2016) [-]
I like to think that every american is a sort of hulk

that somehow their friendliness and welcoming enthusiasm is really powered by anger
which would explain why thye blow up so easily
#182 - ruderoody (04/21/2016) [-]
Well we are a pretty high energy culture.
#94 - As an Englishman i thought generally tips were for waiters/wai…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2016 on europe +1
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#96 - lean (04/21/2016) [-]
most places it is 15% standard, 20% for good service, 10% minimum expected.
I always tip 20%, and yes it is primarily for waitresses/ bartenders. Valets if you are fancy. Elevator attendants, doormen, bathroom attendants etc can fuck off, I don't need assistance doing basic functions.
The only way a massage therapist is getting a tip from me is if I get a happy ending.
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#30 - Because i like big macs and their milkshakes 04/20/2016 on Coffee Law suit 0
#90 - It's technically statutory rape if this happened in the US, in… 04/20/2016 on Texas Teacher 0
#89 - In the UK it's legal but i don't think it's allowed between st… 04/20/2016 on Texas Teacher 0
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#11 - thewitchking (05/04/2014) [-]
We meet again...
We meet again...
#12 to #11 - Gandalfthewhite (05/05/2014) [-]
mah ***** witch king. how it is cuz?
#13 to #12 - thewitchking (05/05/2014) [-]
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.

#4 - kokanum ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
Hot steamy gay sex
#5 to #4 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
well thanks for that
#6 to #5 - kokanum ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
Sure, whenever you want to do it again
#7 to #6 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
i'm not entirely sure i've ever done it with you but each to their own
#8 to #7 - kokanum ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
There's better time like the present
#9 to #8 - Gandalfthewhite (03/18/2014) [-]
do you usually come on to people online?
#10 to #9 - kokanum ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
*no better time
Sorry

Anybody really
#1 - justinbiebershair ONLINE (09/05/2012) [-]
happy birthday **********
#2 to #1 - Gandalfthewhite (09/05/2012) [-]
well ****, how'd you know it was my birthday?
#3 to #2 - justinbiebershair ONLINE (09/05/2012) [-]
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