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Gandalfthewhite

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Gender: male
Age: 113
Date Signed Up:1/26/2010
Last Login:2/28/2015
Location:was on middle earth but i moved to the undying lands
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#52 - she was one of them worldstar honeys or whatever it's called. … 01/17/2015 on Michelle Jenneke 0
#51 - Comment deleted 01/17/2015 on Michelle Jenneke 0
#42 - one slice is enough then, i don't need 4 01/17/2015 on Two great meaty meals. 0
#108 - weed tastes like **** anyway 01/17/2015 on You Like Comps? Random Finds 0
#8 - i don't know why it grates me that everyone says a fry up is j…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/16/2015 on Two great meaty meals. 0
User avatar #20 - romdomcom (01/16/2015) [-]
But the toast is to mop up all the wonderful breakfast juice at the end
User avatar #42 - Gandalfthewhite (01/17/2015) [-]
one slice is enough then, i don't need 4
#23 - well no it isn't unrealistic, it's not necessarily the realism…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/16/2015 on Boobs +3
#40 - wraithguard (01/16/2015) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mX8xA_MP7aU

Skip to 3:42.
What about this? It's not actually porn, but I think they're drawn well.
User avatar #24 - sexyhimself (01/16/2015) [-]
Well, whatever floats your goat or rather what..... doesn't float your- forget it.
#21 - maybe, but i don't suspect seeing a double Z boob size pink ha…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/16/2015 on Boobs +3
User avatar #36 - armageddonite (01/16/2015) [-]
It is a matter of personal fetishes.
User avatar #22 - sexyhimself (01/16/2015) [-]
Pink hair isn't that unrealistic in this day and time, my friend.
User avatar #23 - Gandalfthewhite (01/16/2015) [-]
well no it isn't unrealistic, it's not necessarily the realism that bothers me just the sillyness of it
#40 - wraithguard (01/16/2015) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mX8xA_MP7aU

Skip to 3:42.
What about this? It's not actually porn, but I think they're drawn well.
User avatar #24 - sexyhimself (01/16/2015) [-]
Well, whatever floats your goat or rather what..... doesn't float your- forget it.
#19 - i don't get the hype behind hentai, everything's just out of p…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/16/2015 on Boobs +7
#45 - twentyten (01/16/2015) [-]
Obviously you have haven't watch enough hentai.
User avatar #20 - sexyhimself (01/16/2015) [-]
Maybe some people like it cause it's not realistic?
User avatar #21 - Gandalfthewhite (01/16/2015) [-]
maybe, but i don't suspect seeing a double Z boob size pink haired girl with thimble sized nipples being fucked by an octopus will ever catch on with me
User avatar #36 - armageddonite (01/16/2015) [-]
It is a matter of personal fetishes.
User avatar #22 - sexyhimself (01/16/2015) [-]
Pink hair isn't that unrealistic in this day and time, my friend.
User avatar #23 - Gandalfthewhite (01/16/2015) [-]
well no it isn't unrealistic, it's not necessarily the realism that bothers me just the sillyness of it
#40 - wraithguard (01/16/2015) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mX8xA_MP7aU

Skip to 3:42.
What about this? It's not actually porn, but I think they're drawn well.
User avatar #24 - sexyhimself (01/16/2015) [-]
Well, whatever floats your goat or rather what..... doesn't float your- forget it.
#85 - i'm white dumbass 01/16/2015 on Black Culture 0
#82 - i live in london and you can't really complain about immigrati…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/16/2015 on Black Culture -1
#84 - anonexplains (01/16/2015) [-]
Arab detected
User avatar #86 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (01/16/2015) [-]
I'm Irish so white af and pro every other nationality immigrating, I don't dislike brown people but people from specific pretty much exclusively brown countries. Like sri lanka and every Muslim country basically.
Like I don't think they're inherently bad people but just what is it about their culture that makes them so aggressively anti-deoderent and assimilation?
Live in Scarborough btw.
User avatar #90 - icedcarbon (01/16/2015) [-]
I'm not british. My taxes isntead of helping the country, it's going for immigrants that come here with a wife, parents and 5 kids, of which probably only 1 person from that family works, he makes 10x more cash than me because he went for a job where he had a family member or a friend from his country working on it, he's barely trained for that job, I'd probably be more qualified but still, he's still on benefits because of his family (even though he earns 10x more than me as I mentioned), somehow got a house for free because of the large family, all the extra cash he has is sent to family members back in the middle east, fund mosques or islamic related programs, tries to culturally change the country, attempts to brainwash school kids and attempts to implement government types of which no one in the world except them approve (they tried to implement Sharia Law in Waltham Forest borough in London, of course the government would never allow it).

While I'm here, just trying to live a normal life, paying £1100 rent monthly for a shitty house worth around £300 I'd say (London's expensive). Mom has diabetes and a fuckton of other health problems, she still has to work with no disability benefits and I see people with a toothache on disability allowances (literally)...

I'm not struggling, I'm living ok. But it really fucks my mind to know these people come to Europe cheat the system to live on benefits and take that money to their country, take the resources and go back without doing anything for the country that allowed them to stay. Yes, pretty much some people from every country would do this, but the majority are muslims, then the government here in UK wants to cut european immigration when their workforce is mostly european. Then there's the religion and cultural problem mentioned earlier, not helping europeans in, but helping Commonwealth citizens, which most of the ones that come are always from islamic countries.
User avatar #91 - icedcarbon (01/16/2015) [-]
I don't mind immigrants in general, but don't you see the problem?

Hell I was thinking on going back to my country, I think I'd be better off there.
User avatar #85 - Gandalfthewhite (01/16/2015) [-]
i'm white dumbass
#31 - how many people actually smoke weed pure?  [+] (5 new replies) 01/16/2015 on You Like Comps? Random Finds 0
User avatar #101 - whiterabit (01/16/2015) [-]
Every stoner I know..and I live in Colorado so that basically means everyone I've met in the last nine years
User avatar #88 - darksideofthebeast (01/16/2015) [-]
Who doesn't smoke it pure
User avatar #53 - DoktorHax (01/16/2015) [-]
I do. I detest most tobacco. It also ruins the taste of the pot. I will mix with a good pipe tobacco though. Pity you cant get it in australia.
User avatar #108 - Gandalfthewhite (01/17/2015) [-]
weed tastes like shit anyway
User avatar #48 - dilltwentytwo (01/16/2015) [-]
I know a few smokers and they all smoke it pure.
#36 - 1+2 are a little dated but still good. 3's pretty damn decent … 01/16/2015 on That’s A Yes Then +3
#20 - how it's spelled, neo (as in 'you are the one neo') polly - ta… 01/16/2015 on Eye Scream 0
#102 - They're communist, yet they have class divides. What's the dam…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/16/2015 on North Korea - The Awful... +1
User avatar #145 - stifflimb (01/16/2015) [-]
They are elitist, seperating groups depending on how much money they got.
User avatar #105 - kibbleking (01/16/2015) [-]
I don't think they're real communists.
#30 - yeah but he also used to bang mila kunis. I mean it's kind of … 01/15/2015 on (untitled) 0
#14 - imagine strolling through the countryside and passing a cave a… 01/15/2015 on De-lurking myself 0
#22 - she's english, i'm english, no problem not that i'll eve… 01/15/2015 on Arya stark +31
#18 - I always found medieval to be my favorite (modded with stainle…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/15/2015 on Let's hope his team wins. +2
User avatar #25 - blueflags (01/15/2015) [-]
Medieval II total war's modding/hotseat community is by far the best. But, especially after getting used to some really off the wall mods in rome 2, and all the in-depth parts of shogun 2 and rome 2, it can get a little basic.

If that one modder ever releases the software that is able to effect the game when it is in the video memory of the computer (thus being "our" property, and then modders aren't bound by legal limitations), M2TW will be the shining frontier of total war modding.
Here's the link to the modding frontier I was talking about: www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?652598-The-quot-New-quot-Frontier-of-M2TW-Modding-Memory-Editing
#16 - didn't know there was one but i'm not surprised, my computer c…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/15/2015 on Let's hope his team wins. +1
User avatar #17 - wimwam (01/15/2015) [-]
Not done yet, WIP. Still in early stages, so you have plenty of time to upgrade. I was looking at getting Shogun II and playing it though. Shogun 1 was the game that got me into the series in the first place, really enjoyed it. Empire was good too imho despite the criticism, but nothing tops the first Rome TW
User avatar #18 - Gandalfthewhite (01/15/2015) [-]
I always found medieval to be my favorite (modded with stainless steel ofc, like i said before the vanilla's too simple) and i'd have liked shogun 2 if there was more variety between factions. There's a mod for the first rome (i think it's roma surrectum 2) that makes it beast, like nearly as good as rome 2 at times but it's also go too much added too it.
User avatar #25 - blueflags (01/15/2015) [-]
Medieval II total war's modding/hotseat community is by far the best. But, especially after getting used to some really off the wall mods in rome 2, and all the in-depth parts of shogun 2 and rome 2, it can get a little basic.

If that one modder ever releases the software that is able to effect the game when it is in the video memory of the computer (thus being "our" property, and then modders aren't bound by legal limitations), M2TW will be the shining frontier of total war modding.
Here's the link to the modding frontier I was talking about: www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?652598-The-quot-New-quot-Frontier-of-M2TW-Modding-Memory-Editing
#13 - shame people can't merge mods like that, but still i might get…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/15/2015 on Let's hope his team wins. 0
User avatar #15 - iusethisaccfornsfw (01/15/2015) [-]
make a backup folder of your saves just in case.
#11 - don't, i mean i used to love it but once i played it with othe…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/15/2015 on Let's hope his team wins. +2
User avatar #14 - wimwam (01/15/2015) [-]
Didn't plan on it. Such a sweet mod though, I check on the Rome TW II LotR mod every once in a while. I'll buy that game when they finish the mod, too
User avatar #16 - Gandalfthewhite (01/15/2015) [-]
didn't know there was one but i'm not surprised, my computer can't run rome 2 though. It could barely run shogun 2 and i've barely even tried empire. One day though i'll get a good rig and burn europe in Attila
User avatar #17 - wimwam (01/15/2015) [-]
Not done yet, WIP. Still in early stages, so you have plenty of time to upgrade. I was looking at getting Shogun II and playing it though. Shogun 1 was the game that got me into the series in the first place, really enjoyed it. Empire was good too imho despite the criticism, but nothing tops the first Rome TW
User avatar #18 - Gandalfthewhite (01/15/2015) [-]
I always found medieval to be my favorite (modded with stainless steel ofc, like i said before the vanilla's too simple) and i'd have liked shogun 2 if there was more variety between factions. There's a mod for the first rome (i think it's roma surrectum 2) that makes it beast, like nearly as good as rome 2 at times but it's also go too much added too it.
User avatar #25 - blueflags (01/15/2015) [-]
Medieval II total war's modding/hotseat community is by far the best. But, especially after getting used to some really off the wall mods in rome 2, and all the in-depth parts of shogun 2 and rome 2, it can get a little basic.

If that one modder ever releases the software that is able to effect the game when it is in the video memory of the computer (thus being "our" property, and then modders aren't bound by legal limitations), M2TW will be the shining frontier of total war modding.
Here's the link to the modding frontier I was talking about: www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?652598-The-quot-New-quot-Frontier-of-M2TW-Modding-Memory-Editing
#8 - ignoring the cool LOTR element, is it gameplay wise as good as…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/15/2015 on Let's hope his team wins. 0
User avatar #10 - iusethisaccfornsfw (01/15/2015) [-]
I haven't played stainless steel that much but I'd say third age brings a few new things to the gameplay but stainless steel still has the better overall gameplay of the two.
User avatar #13 - Gandalfthewhite (01/15/2015) [-]
shame people can't merge mods like that, but still i might get third age. So long as it doesn't overwrite all my other shit, i have some good campaigns saved
User avatar #15 - iusethisaccfornsfw (01/15/2015) [-]
make a backup folder of your saves just in case.
#84 - i wouldn't really blame medieval queens for having affairs, ha… 01/15/2015 on none of my business +1
#83 - knights would fight in the battles, but like you said not in t… 01/15/2015 on none of my business +1
#24 - planes trains and automobiles 01/15/2015 on Cream? -1

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#11 - thewitchking (05/04/2014) [-]
We meet again...
We meet again...
User avatar #12 to #11 - Gandalfthewhite (05/05/2014) [-]
mah ***** witch king. how it is cuz?
#13 to #12 - thewitchking (05/05/2014) [-]
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.

#4 - kokanum (03/17/2014) [-]
Hot steamy gay sex
User avatar #5 to #4 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
well thanks for that
User avatar #6 to #5 - kokanum (03/17/2014) [-]
Sure, whenever you want to do it again
User avatar #7 to #6 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
i'm not entirely sure i've ever done it with you but each to their own
User avatar #8 to #7 - kokanum (03/18/2014) [-]
There's better time like the present
User avatar #9 to #8 - Gandalfthewhite (03/18/2014) [-]
do you usually come on to people online?
User avatar #10 to #9 - kokanum (03/18/2014) [-]
*no better time
Sorry

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#1 - justinbiebershair ONLINE (09/05/2012) [-]
happy birthday **********
User avatar #2 to #1 - Gandalfthewhite (09/05/2012) [-]
well **** , how'd you know it was my birthday?
#3 to #2 - justinbiebershair ONLINE (09/05/2012) [-]
MAGIC
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