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#105 - Your dad did then. It's always the children that suffer 05/27/2016 on Last time I checked I... +2
#82 - I made that same mistake 05/27/2016 on Game Case dıfferences +3
#77 - But they really don't have any trees, or enough to make a flee…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/27/2016 on shipping 0
#80 - mrwalkerfour (05/27/2016) [-]
couldnt find a picture with britain in a comparison, so heres it comapred to florida, florida is slightly smaller than britain as a whole,

i think people often dont realise just how big westeros is, due to the tv show. but if you consider its northern most point is the arctic circle, and its southern is arid desert, you soon realise how big it must be.
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#81 - Gandalfthewhite (05/27/2016) [-]
I always heard that the lands beyond the wall were roughly the size of Canada but it looks tony in comparison. Is this a to scale map?
#82 - mrwalkerfour (05/27/2016) [-]
its as close as any, but this ones slightly mroeaccurate (left)

that idea, that beyond the wall is roughly cnada size, came from george rr martin, but he was reffering not only to the known and mapped part of the true north, but also the as of now unexplored lands of always winter, they are unexplored simply because thats basically the north pole, too cold and hostile an environment for any medieval explorers to get to.

so theres alot up there we havent seen yet in the books or show. (right)
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#83 - mrwalkerfour (05/27/2016) [-]
and they get the size first by the wall, which gives us a width from which to extrapolate, and then the length of the kings road, which gives us a length from which to also extrapolate.
#34 - Now that's just even more retarded. His fictional stupid decis… 05/26/2016 on From Spider-Man/Deadpool #5 +2
#36 - Has he? i an't seen **** on my sub list  [+] (2 new replies) 05/26/2016 on What is he even doin' these... 0
#92 - thefantabulous (05/26/2016) [-]
Don't trust your sub list. You're best off actually checking there channel.
#93 - thefantabulous (05/26/2016) [-]
#34 - Id agree with you but he rarely seems to upload anything these…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/26/2016 on What is he even doin' these... +2
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#35 - egosumproxi (05/26/2016) [-]
He's done 4 or 5 in the last week...
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#36 - Gandalfthewhite (05/26/2016) [-]
Has he? i an't seen shit on my sub list
#92 - thefantabulous (05/26/2016) [-]
Don't trust your sub list. You're best off actually checking there channel.
#93 - thefantabulous (05/26/2016) [-]
#33 - I don't find him funny at all but the dude has a super hot Ita… 05/26/2016 on What is he even doin' these... +1
#42 - It's nature. There's nothing rude about it at all it's just ho…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/26/2016 on SHOTS FIRED! +8
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#186 - dislikinator (05/26/2016) [-]
'it's nature' is a retarded defence.

'sir, can you stop burping every time I speak? It's very rude'
'It's just nature, buddy'

'doctor, don't you have anything to stop this fungal infection?'
'I do, but this infection is natural. Deadly, but natural'.

'Sir, m'am, can you stop having sex here in the public? There are children here'
'no, officer, and we're not sorry because this is only natural'

Babies do need their meal, but in a society where the part that the baby needs to get to is heavily sexualised, you can't just have it out in the open and demand it not be considered rude.
Imagine women feeding babies from their shoulders instead of their nipples. Nowadays it would be perfectly acceptable, but 100 years ago all hell would break loose if you were to feed a baby in public from your shoulder.
And it's not a matter about 'culture being wrong' or 'nature being wrong', it's just two things that collide.

If you're at mcdonalds, just do whatever. If you're at a fancy occasion, please cover up. There is no clear line when an occasion is formal enough that you have to cover, but I'd say that a wedding is far over that line. People will disagree with me, though, but I'm old fashioned.
#183 - anon (05/26/2016) [-]
If it is nothing to be ashamed of then why do you see women spend so much time keeping their breasts covered?
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#87 - IronTortureDevice (05/26/2016) [-]
It's nature. There's nothing rude about it at all it's just how humans are meant to dispose of their waste there's nothing to be ashamed of.

Just cause it's natural doesn't mean you should necessarily be doing it in public.
#142 - anon (05/26/2016) [-]
we dispose of our waste away from people because it is more hygienic, is messy and stinks

those two things aren't really comparable
#30 - *Decades 05/26/2016 on From Spider-Man/Deadpool #5 +1
#29 - He chose his aunt? Dumbass. I know she's basically his mother …  [+] (5 new replies) 05/26/2016 on From Spider-Man/Deadpool #5 +1
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#47 - akkere (05/26/2016) [-]
What's even more fucked up about it is the fact it was something that kind of had to be decided by both Mary Jane and Peter Parker. Mary Jane chose for Aunt May to be resurrected because she wanted Peter Parker to be happy more than anything else, while Peter Parker barely hesitates to choose Aunt May over Mary Jane.
The whole pretense of Mephisto even WANTING their marriage be obliterated from reality is that it's supposed to be one of the few instances of an absolutely perfect love between two people, yet One More Day portrays it as something more one-sided than anything else.
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#33 - iamnuff (05/26/2016) [-]
He also sacrificed his and MJ's unborn babby.
#53 - anon (05/26/2016) [-]
Wait what baby wasn't unborn dude Mephisto was literally just showing him what their future child possibly was going to be and they gave that up as a final haha fuck you
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#34 - Gandalfthewhite (05/26/2016) [-]
Now that's just even more retarded. His fictional stupid decision has actually made me a little angry
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#30 - Gandalfthewhite (05/26/2016) [-]