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Gandalfthewhite

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Gender: male
Age: 114
Date Signed Up:1/26/2010
Last Login:7/27/2015
Location:was on middle earth but i moved to the undying lands
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#16 - so how do you eat hard tacos then?  [+] (3 new replies) 06/28/2015 on Tacos -1
User avatar #29 - fitemeirlbro (06/29/2015) [-]
You don't
#17 - micekill (06/28/2015) [-]
you break them and eat them like nachos
#23 - anon (06/28/2015) [-]
you disappoint everyone
#12 - how do you eat a taco? i always make a mess  [+] (6 new replies) 06/28/2015 on Tacos 0
User avatar #20 - confusedasian (06/28/2015) [-]
Tilt your head. Or tilt the taco on it's side.
#15 - micekill (06/28/2015) [-]
you use a soft tortilla
User avatar #16 - Gandalfthewhite (06/28/2015) [-]
so how do you eat hard tacos then?
User avatar #29 - fitemeirlbro (06/29/2015) [-]
You don't
#17 - micekill (06/28/2015) [-]
you break them and eat them like nachos
#23 - anon (06/28/2015) [-]
you disappoint everyone
#13 - Malcome in the middle made him that much money?  [+] (6 new replies) 06/28/2015 on Frankie Muniz is based +1
User avatar #18 - herecomesjohnny (06/28/2015) [-]
he invested and made a fortune apparently.
User avatar #15 - ZenMacros (06/28/2015) [-]
Well he's been in some movies too.
User avatar #65 - mondominiman (06/29/2015) [-]
Agent Cody Banks was trash and he should have lost money for that movie
User avatar #68 - ZenMacros (06/29/2015) [-]
I knew there was a spy one, but I forgot what it was called. My mind kept telling me Spy Kids but I knew that wasn't it.

Though I mainly thought of Big Fat Liar when I thought about movies he was in.
User avatar #69 - mondominiman (06/29/2015) [-]
He wasn't in many movies really or at least popular ones.
User avatar #71 - ZenMacros (06/29/2015) [-]
True. Though I've seen TV channels play Big Fat Liar quite a bit.
#66 - i've always wanted to know the context of this gif  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2015 on Prom +7
#72 - anon (06/28/2015) [-]
amateur rap battle where the hype man wanted to be seen?
#30 - i would say get rid of the 2 billion people in india and china… 06/27/2015 on Weeding the world 1 million... +6
#29 - He did nothing wrong 06/27/2015 on Weeding the world 1 million... +1
#162 - damn i need a source on that video 06/27/2015 on Kid can't go to jail 0
#161 - Higher class kids in the victorian age had rules but little to… 06/27/2015 on Kid can't go to jail 0
#24 - *sweat 06/26/2015 on #justmedievalthings Complete +3
#23 - in fact people who perfumed themselves were judged as being un…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2015 on #justmedievalthings Complete +3
User avatar #24 - Gandalfthewhite (06/26/2015) [-]
*sweat
#21 - one thing i never got is why she just ****** up the dud…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2015 on Madame Zeroni 0
#24 - tripleskit (06/25/2015) [-]
She was weak and old. The water would give her life and make her strong like the pig she gave him.
#13 - And all we need to do it is have loads of time and money, the … 06/25/2015 on i'd rather be.. 0
#66 - With the Aladdin one the genies he wishes for might not actual… 06/25/2015 on Disney scenes that... 0
#10 - kids get feelings about the other sex all the time so the whol… 06/24/2015 on 2k21 :O +5
#22 - you can do both, if there's a dog i'll give it the attention t… 06/24/2015 on i know all you people..but... 0
#38 - he got arrested because they saw him attacking her, like when … 06/23/2015 on More Gender Equality 0
#16 - huh don't remember that bit. Then again for some reason i don'… 06/23/2015 on Coinsidence? +1
#12 - Her dad raped her? i thought he was just a dick  [+] (2 new replies) 06/23/2015 on Coinsidence? +1
User avatar #14 - herecomesjohnny (06/23/2015) [-]
got arrested for molesting her
User avatar #16 - Gandalfthewhite (06/23/2015) [-]
huh don't remember that bit. Then again for some reason i don't remember a lot of the start of the film besides the elvis bit. I always catch the reruns halfway through
#200 - we have that in England, but it's much nicer for those who don't smoke 06/23/2015 on No Smoking 0
#68 - who the ***** looking up at the sky with binoculars loo…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2015 on lotr facts 5 0
#79 - angelusprimus (06/23/2015) [-]
A world conquering warlord who knows giant eagles are his enemies and his biggest enemy (Gandalf) likes to ride them.
#18 - they could have flown them at least half the way there  [+] (3 new replies) 06/22/2015 on lotr facts 5 -2
#32 - angelusprimus (06/23/2015) [-]
And be noticed by every agent of the shadow so they could be nicely ambushed.
User avatar #68 - Gandalfthewhite (06/23/2015) [-]
who the fucks looking up at the sky with binoculars looking for people hitch-hiking on eagles
#79 - angelusprimus (06/23/2015) [-]
A world conquering warlord who knows giant eagles are his enemies and his biggest enemy (Gandalf) likes to ride them.
#56 - they would have been considered good looking kids, but they gr…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2015 on Story of my life 0
#57 - mixedfeelings (06/22/2015) [-]
most of them actually look exactly the same, just older.
#18 - a bat went into space?  [+] (13 new replies) 06/22/2015 on Whats up m8? +23
#26 - tapeboy (06/22/2015) [-]
well he tried to get into space.
#120 - garymuthafuknoak (06/23/2015) [-]
goddamit
#95 - myjunk (06/22/2015) [-]
What if he actually did it, the madbat?
#96 - tapeboy (06/22/2015) [-]
that would mean he flew off the dropped fuel tanks well before they got into orbit. it's a nice thought anyway
User avatar #36 - willindor (06/22/2015) [-]
So it was a Polish bat?
#37 - tapeboy (06/22/2015) [-]
korean
User avatar #80 - tapeworms (06/22/2015) [-]
I'm confused, a Korean bat went to space?
#81 - tapeboy (06/22/2015) [-]
koreans have always failed in their attempts to get into space just like the bat. the polish joke that willindor was trying to make was that pols fail at everything but i don't know if pols have ever tried to go to space so i went with koreans. nice name by the way
#126 - drazhar (06/23/2015) [-]
This man is brigadier general Mirosław Hermaszewski (obviously an old picture), a Pole and a cosmonaut. Granted, he is the only one of my compatriots to ever go into space, but hey, the magnificent bastard did it. The more you know.

Which is also why I find the Polandball and "Polan can into space" jokes hilarious.
User avatar #84 - tapeworms (06/22/2015) [-]
Tfw I'm uneducated.
Tape buddies
User avatar #82 - willindor (06/22/2015) [-]
It was just the old "Poland cannot into space" Polandball joke
#83 - tapeboy (06/22/2015) [-]
ah so i was wrong.
#28 - yeah but look at the kid who plays bran in game of thrones, yo…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/22/2015 on Story of my life +6
#45 - mixedfeelings (06/22/2015) [-]
why would any of them grow up to be handsome?
User avatar #56 - Gandalfthewhite (06/22/2015) [-]
they would have been considered good looking kids, but they grew out of their faces into something entirely different
#57 - mixedfeelings (06/22/2015) [-]
most of them actually look exactly the same, just older.
#27 - they both leaned into it though, i don't get it  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2015 on Story of my life 0
User avatar #30 - sweetellie (06/22/2015) [-]
They had to kiss for a dance duet but she didn't want to do it

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#11 - thewitchking (05/04/2014) [-]
We meet again...
We meet again...
User avatar #12 to #11 - Gandalfthewhite (05/05/2014) [-]
mah ***** witch king. how it is cuz?
#13 to #12 - thewitchking (05/05/2014) [-]
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.

#4 - kokanum (03/17/2014) [-]
Hot steamy gay sex
User avatar #5 to #4 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
well thanks for that
User avatar #6 to #5 - kokanum (03/17/2014) [-]
Sure, whenever you want to do it again
User avatar #7 to #6 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
i'm not entirely sure i've ever done it with you but each to their own
User avatar #8 to #7 - kokanum (03/18/2014) [-]
There's better time like the present
User avatar #9 to #8 - Gandalfthewhite (03/18/2014) [-]
do you usually come on to people online?
User avatar #10 to #9 - kokanum (03/18/2014) [-]
*no better time
Sorry

Anybody really
User avatar #2 to #1 - Gandalfthewhite (09/05/2012) [-]
well **** , how'd you know it was my birthday?
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