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Gandalfthewhite

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Gender: male
Age: 114
Date Signed Up:1/26/2010
Last Login:4/26/2015
Location:was on middle earth but i moved to the undying lands
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#56 - Hundred Years war is best war 03/01/2015 on WWI Comp (OC) 0
#47 - How comes Merlin was a student of Hogwarts if it wasn't establ…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2015 on Hurry Prtr facts pt. 6&7 0
User avatar #57 - ratking (03/01/2015) [-]
Because Merlin got up to some serious time travel bullshit.
#87 - forgot the fact that he nearly killed his wife sharon by choking her 03/01/2015 on Ozzy Osbourne (OC) 0
#126 - that would have looked better if it was a rogue jedi, if it wa… 03/01/2015 on If only 0
#7 - I can't help but feel like if Windu did kill Palpatine ***…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/28/2015 on If only +1
User avatar #43 - donatelo (03/01/2015) [-]
i agree...correct me if im wrong but at the time windu tried to kill palpatine, windu was one of the very few that knew about his real plans. so to the mass public it would have looked like a rogue jedi
User avatar #126 - Gandalfthewhite (03/01/2015) [-]
that would have looked better if it was a rogue jedi, if it was a fully sancioned Jedi assassination people wouldn't be too happy that a religion has that power
#14 - Mexican food's just all the same **** but wrapped differently 02/28/2015 on 2010 Cultural Heritage... 0
#31 - and anyway, i'd rather be sad than a faggy goth kid 02/28/2015 on Her positivity was amazing. +4
#30 - And got some disease because a pimp spat in her mouth 02/28/2015 on Her positivity was amazing. 0
#150 - the actual dress in real life is black and blue, but you can't…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/28/2015 on Black and blue or white and... +1
User avatar #156 - thesovereigngrave (02/28/2015) [-]
The thing is there are people who are actually saying "no, the real life dress isn't blue and black".
User avatar #163 - ryderjbudde (02/28/2015) [-]
Well then they're stupid. But the data that is this picture is telling my monitor and my phone's screen to display the colors gold and white. The color of light hitting the back of my eye is indeed gold and white.
#202 - This post made me happy, I always got pissed off at that prete… 02/28/2015 on John Lennon (OC) 0
#201 - besides anyone slightly good at drums  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2015 on John Lennon (OC) +6
User avatar #278 - holycrapimacupcake (02/28/2015) [-]
He was actually fairly good at the drums. Yes his lines were rather simple, but he made it sound phenomenal. I mean the drums in Norwegian Wood were superb, and his vocals in the songs he sang in were amazing.
#199 - I'd say do it, but i kind of don't want to dislike Elvis, he a… 02/28/2015 on John Lennon (OC) 0
#22 - How has that riddle guy not been kidnapped and tortured yet? 02/24/2015 on Random Interesting Facts... +1
#12 - If it ain't white then it ain't right 02/24/2015 on Love the hair +3
#35 - his character is an online blogger. No ******* joke dud…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/23/2015 on Fantastic Four 2 0
User avatar #38 - spoopyskeleton (02/23/2015) [-]
Jamie Bell is a good actor if that's who you're referring to.
#10 - i'm a fan of all the bears (fairly indifferent to stout) but m…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/19/2015 on Beer Expert 0
#24 - biater (02/20/2015) [-]
I dunno man, I try not to mess with bears. They'll mess you up. I guess if I had to choose, I'd pick something brown.
User avatar #13 - ragingcajun (02/19/2015) [-]
I've had a lot of hit and miss experiences with wheat beers myself. A lot of American wheats just feel flat flavored to me, but a lot of wheat beers from Belgium or Germany have better profiles to me. Any idea what kind of wheat beers you've been trying?
#11 - whathappenedtofj (02/19/2015) [-]
This is my favourite bear. I haven't heard of the wheat ones but I'll be sure to act carefully around them, thanks for the advice
#32 - fefe (02/20/2015) [-]
drinking bears, now that would be interesting
#12 - advice (02/19/2015) [-]
The wheat ones have a lighter complexion, and have the rare ability to learn kung-fu
#84 - aye, tears the family apart it does  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2015 on Good parenting 0
User avatar #86 - stuffinacan (02/19/2015) [-]
Yes very much so
#46 - That was never really an invasion though. It was technically f… 02/18/2015 on Last Invader 0
#39 - Lions are lovely parents, but **** me **** hits …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/18/2015 on Good parenting +7
User avatar #42 - stuffinacan (02/18/2015) [-]
It is quite unfortunate for the cubs afterwards.
User avatar #84 - Gandalfthewhite (02/19/2015) [-]
aye, tears the family apart it does
User avatar #86 - stuffinacan (02/19/2015) [-]
Yes very much so
#9 - anyone notice that dead khajit's tails keep moving? 02/18/2015 on The secret ingredient 0
#16 - What would being from Belfast have to do with this?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2015 on 50 shades 0
User avatar #17 - TheseChocodiles (02/18/2015) [-]
Not many famous people are from here at all, it makes you want to support them more.
#146 - Well our colonies can **** off back to their mudhuts th…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/17/2015 on 80s +4
User avatar #154 - herecomesjohnny (02/17/2015) [-]
Hong Kong is not Shanghai, it was already wealthy before the missionaries and foreign entrepreneurs came. You could argue Shanghai's economy got majorly boosted by british, french and american concessions, however. But then again the main goal back in the day wasn't to help natives at all, in fact british 'no chinese allowed' signs can still be found in the Bund.

anyway good day
User avatar #155 - discobleach (02/17/2015) [-]
I thought the main goal of colonization was to blow up and then act like you don't know nobody
User avatar #156 - herecomesjohnny (02/17/2015) [-]
you're so fucking pink man.
#159 - discobleach (02/17/2015) [-]
well I just find him attractive, don't you?
User avatar #160 - herecomesjohnny (02/17/2015) [-]
7/10 made me exhale fast
User avatar #161 - discobleach (02/17/2015) [-]
so did he
#153 - fefe (02/17/2015) [-]
parents don't force feed their kids opium or (generally) forbid their children to only marry white people to erase the black away
#134 - It's more of a mixed bag, some thought she was a great PM who …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/17/2015 on 80s +1
#186 - fefe (02/17/2015) [-]
as was George Bush
#159 - but because they weren't norman they wouldn't have had the 100… 02/17/2015 on U History, M8? 0
#157 - no they weren't, and the land wasn't as good. Even the danes/n… 02/17/2015 on U History, M8? 0

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#11 - thewitchking (05/04/2014) [-]
We meet again...
We meet again...
User avatar #12 to #11 - Gandalfthewhite (05/05/2014) [-]
mah ***** witch king. how it is cuz?
#13 to #12 - thewitchking (05/05/2014) [-]
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.

#4 - kokanum ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
Hot steamy gay sex
User avatar #5 to #4 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
well thanks for that
User avatar #6 to #5 - kokanum ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
Sure, whenever you want to do it again
User avatar #7 to #6 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
i'm not entirely sure i've ever done it with you but each to their own
User avatar #8 to #7 - kokanum ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
There's better time like the present
User avatar #9 to #8 - Gandalfthewhite (03/18/2014) [-]
do you usually come on to people online?
User avatar #10 to #9 - kokanum ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
*no better time
Sorry

Anybody really
User avatar #2 to #1 - Gandalfthewhite (09/05/2012) [-]
well **** , how'd you know it was my birthday?
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