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#72 - ...then don't hold the blade  [+] (16 new replies) 08/24/2014 on This knife is stabulous 0
User avatar #75 - fables (08/24/2014) [-]
there's nothing to stop your hand from slipping.
in fact, that curve would encourage it more than likely
especially if wet from blood
there's no gimping or anything
User avatar #83 - Shitthatscrazy (08/24/2014) [-]
Its called wearing a glove ffs
User avatar #84 - fables (08/24/2014) [-]
you wear gloves on a daily basis?
User avatar #86 - Shitthatscrazy (08/24/2014) [-]
you keep a pair in your jacket pocket, so if you get the urge you'll always have them
User avatar #89 - fables (08/24/2014) [-]
oh ok
good idea in theory. if you're a 12 year old trying to sound like a badass.
but in a real life situation, where you really would need to "shank a nigga"
you aren't given a chance to put on gloves.
User avatar #90 - Shitthatscrazy (08/24/2014) [-]
yes because people can read your mind and assume you gonna shank them by putting on a pair of gloves. Any cold day and its pretty common.
User avatar #98 - oodlesandoodles (08/24/2014) [-]
I'm gonna have to agree with fables on this one, Jack. In the event that you would need to "shank a nigga" (Assuming, of course, that you're practicing self defense and aren't just out to stab people like a loon) you're not going to have time get a glove on during a fight
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User avatar #92 - fables (08/24/2014) [-]
you're really starting to sound like a naive little kid who desperately wants to be a badass
User avatar #155 - Shitthatscrazy (08/24/2014) [-]
It's one thing to have a disagreement, it's another to be an asshole who keeps trying to degrade the other person to try and get their point across. The asshole would be you since every comment of yours starts off with a lame insult.
User avatar #158 - fables (08/24/2014) [-]
every comment?
I said you're naive. that's the only "insult" I see in my comments.
and I wasn't trying to degrade anyone. I'm stating facts.
you're clearly just trying to argue for the sake of arguing.
User avatar #159 - Shitthatscrazy (08/24/2014) [-]
Read your last 3 comments
User avatar #160 - fables (08/24/2014) [-]
naive little kid
what else did I say

it's not an insult. you really do sound like a naive little kid.
I didn't say, omg shut the fuck up you goddamn moron
you're a fucking idiot just stop fucking saying shit.

no. I didn't do that, did I.
User avatar #161 - Shitthatscrazy (08/24/2014) [-]
Good idea if you're a twelve year old
User avatar #162 - fables (08/24/2014) [-]
well it is lmao
that's how 12 year olds think
man you need to grow a spine if you think that's an insult

it's not up for debate. putting on gloves to shank someone is not a practical solution.
unless you're out to randomly stab people
but that's not the point of a knife.
User avatar #163 - Shitthatscrazy (08/24/2014) [-]
To each their own then, now im off to NSFW if you dont mind not interupting.
#71 - i could tell, only thing is from what i hear damascus steel is…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/24/2014 on This knife is stabulous 0
User avatar #185 - mountainyard (08/24/2014) [-]
Modern Damascus Steel is usually made from regular Carbon Steel and a High nickel alloy (10N20, usually about 2%nickel)
User avatar #109 - ieatpaste (08/24/2014) [-]
not necessarily weaker if done correctly. True damascus is a lost art but what you normally see is called pattern welded steel or just has that pattern etched onto a regular steel blade. you can find the etched ones at gas stations. no self respecting bladesmith would etch a fake damascus pattern.
#29 - we can redirect them to this  [+] (3 new replies) 08/24/2014 on For Glorious Nippon 0
#74 - anonymous (08/24/2014) [-]
>pretty much
>pretty much
>pretty much
>pretty much
>pretty much
>pretty much

his fucking accent rapes me as well.. come on Swedes, learn to Engrish.
User avatar #84 - Gandalfthewhite (08/24/2014) [-]
i couldn't tell where he was from, i thought he was Icelandic
#44 - capnkrunch (08/24/2014) [-]
#28 - ultimate warrior is rigged as **** though  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2014 on For Glorious Nippon +5
User avatar #30 - demandsgayversion (08/24/2014) [-]
I wouldn't say it's rigged, it's just not as thorough as they make it seem. For example: testing weapons indipendently, but rarely against eachother.
#66 - it's like valarian steel, but real.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/24/2014 on This knife is stabulous +1
User avatar #67 - gibroner (08/24/2014) [-]
yeah that's what Valyrian steel was based off
User avatar #71 - Gandalfthewhite (08/24/2014) [-]
i could tell, only thing is from what i hear damascus steel is actually a cheap weaker version of solid steel, as it was only made since they couldn't perfect pure steel without cutting it with something else. Like pure cocaine and coke cut with towcompowder or some shit
User avatar #185 - mountainyard (08/24/2014) [-]
Modern Damascus Steel is usually made from regular Carbon Steel and a High nickel alloy (10N20, usually about 2%nickel)
User avatar #109 - ieatpaste (08/24/2014) [-]
not necessarily weaker if done correctly. True damascus is a lost art but what you normally see is called pattern welded steel or just has that pattern etched onto a regular steel blade. you can find the etched ones at gas stations. no self respecting bladesmith would etch a fake damascus pattern.
#64 - now that's a blade i could shank a ***** on with class  [+] (18 new replies) 08/24/2014 on This knife is stabulous 0
User avatar #68 - fables (08/24/2014) [-]
no lol, it isn't
you would more than likely slice your own hand
User avatar #72 - Gandalfthewhite (08/24/2014) [-]
...then don't hold the blade
User avatar #75 - fables (08/24/2014) [-]
there's nothing to stop your hand from slipping.
in fact, that curve would encourage it more than likely
especially if wet from blood
there's no gimping or anything
User avatar #83 - Shitthatscrazy (08/24/2014) [-]
Its called wearing a glove ffs
User avatar #84 - fables (08/24/2014) [-]
you wear gloves on a daily basis?
User avatar #86 - Shitthatscrazy (08/24/2014) [-]
you keep a pair in your jacket pocket, so if you get the urge you'll always have them
User avatar #89 - fables (08/24/2014) [-]
oh ok
good idea in theory. if you're a 12 year old trying to sound like a badass.
but in a real life situation, where you really would need to "shank a nigga"
you aren't given a chance to put on gloves.
User avatar #90 - Shitthatscrazy (08/24/2014) [-]
yes because people can read your mind and assume you gonna shank them by putting on a pair of gloves. Any cold day and its pretty common.
User avatar #98 - oodlesandoodles (08/24/2014) [-]
I'm gonna have to agree with fables on this one, Jack. In the event that you would need to "shank a nigga" (Assuming, of course, that you're practicing self defense and aren't just out to stab people like a loon) you're not going to have time get a glove on during a fight
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User avatar #92 - fables (08/24/2014) [-]
you're really starting to sound like a naive little kid who desperately wants to be a badass
User avatar #155 - Shitthatscrazy (08/24/2014) [-]
It's one thing to have a disagreement, it's another to be an asshole who keeps trying to degrade the other person to try and get their point across. The asshole would be you since every comment of yours starts off with a lame insult.
User avatar #158 - fables (08/24/2014) [-]
every comment?
I said you're naive. that's the only "insult" I see in my comments.
and I wasn't trying to degrade anyone. I'm stating facts.
you're clearly just trying to argue for the sake of arguing.
User avatar #159 - Shitthatscrazy (08/24/2014) [-]
Read your last 3 comments
User avatar #160 - fables (08/24/2014) [-]
naive little kid
what else did I say

it's not an insult. you really do sound like a naive little kid.
I didn't say, omg shut the fuck up you goddamn moron
you're a fucking idiot just stop fucking saying shit.

no. I didn't do that, did I.
User avatar #161 - Shitthatscrazy (08/24/2014) [-]
Good idea if you're a twelve year old
User avatar #162 - fables (08/24/2014) [-]
well it is lmao
that's how 12 year olds think
man you need to grow a spine if you think that's an insult

it's not up for debate. putting on gloves to shank someone is not a practical solution.
unless you're out to randomly stab people
but that's not the point of a knife.
User avatar #163 - Shitthatscrazy (08/24/2014) [-]
To each their own then, now im off to NSFW if you dont mind not interupting.
#21 - never ask why ***** , just accept that ****… 08/24/2014 on Security alert 0
#244 - Comment deleted 08/24/2014 on Choose a pill 0
#105 - they broke up months before, she wasn't in bed with a guy he w… 08/24/2014 on Christy Mack +1
#57 - untill the cow evolves to **** our **** … 08/24/2014 on Vegetarian 0
#29 - he looks like that lil ***** from starwars the ph… 08/24/2014 on Caught this lil fucker... 0
#56 - why is wonder woman a paki in this? 08/24/2014 on Learning to sword fight -1
#51 - i don't care, pepsi is the master coke. You don't know … 08/24/2014 on If advertisements were true 0
#31 - ...damn son i never thought about it that way untill now. 08/24/2014 on . +1
#395 - we haven't been relevant since 2005 when my neighbourhood kids… 08/24/2014 on We're relevant! 0
#91 - i demand a cyrodill one  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2014 on (untitled) +3
User avatar #137 - lordsadous (08/23/2014) [-]
Skyblivion. Google them, the same team is working on em both, but Skywind is a much much higher priority.
#90 - that was in oblivion too, i even made the 'avada kedavra' curse 08/23/2014 on (untitled) 0
#55 - doesn't help you spell 'like' as 'liek'  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2014 on Harry Potter 0
User avatar #56 - slat (08/22/2014) [-]
4 am, really tired. It was a typo. notice how i spell "people" like "pepople".
#27 - God damn it everyone needs to stop saying he can summon Cthulu…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2014 on Its a Retoast 0
User avatar #29 - whichever (08/21/2014) [-]
Cthulhu* might though
#32 - ...who cares? you aren't getting money so what's the point of … 08/20/2014 on what a dick 0
#24 - god damn i love watching chimps. I'd love to have a pet one ex… 08/20/2014 on Chimp sees magic for the... 0
#73 - in the same boat with you, it just looks nicer than burger kin… 08/20/2014 on oh zoe... 0
#81 - i always hear people talking about the different drugs they've…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2014 on Effects of different drugs 0
#153 - diddlydum (08/20/2014) [-]
You just gotta know the right people I guess. Half the people in my area are on meth, but I've aquired some reliable hookups over time that aren't morons.
#21 - Comment deleted 08/19/2014 on Disney :o 0
#35 - catherine zeta jones is welsh thats why 08/19/2014 on Inbred +3
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#11 - thewitchking (05/04/2014) [-]
We meet again...
We meet again...
User avatar #12 to #11 - Gandalfthewhite (05/05/2014) [-]
mah ***** witch king. how it is cuz?
#13 to #12 - thewitchking (05/05/2014) [-]
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.

#4 - kokanum (03/17/2014) [-]
Hot steamy gay sex
User avatar #5 to #4 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
well thanks for that
User avatar #6 to #5 - kokanum (03/17/2014) [-]
Sure, whenever you want to do it again
User avatar #7 to #6 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
i'm not entirely sure i've ever done it with you but each to their own
User avatar #8 to #7 - kokanum (03/18/2014) [-]
There's better time like the present
User avatar #9 to #8 - Gandalfthewhite (03/18/2014) [-]
do you usually come on to people online?
User avatar #10 to #9 - kokanum (03/18/2014) [-]
*no better time
Sorry

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#1 - justinbiebershair ONLINE (09/05/2012) [-]
happy birthday **********
User avatar #2 to #1 - Gandalfthewhite (09/05/2012) [-]
well **** , how'd you know it was my birthday?
#3 to #2 - justinbiebershair ONLINE (09/05/2012) [-]
MAGIC
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