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Gender: male
Age: 113
Date Signed Up:1/26/2010
Last Login:8/30/2014
Location:was on middle earth but i moved to the undying lands
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Comment Ranking:#4419
Highest Content Rank:#3552
Highest Comment Rank:#2239
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#19 - i can imagine it would be rather tough 07/03/2014 on How to steak. 0
#18 - i've seen a lot of pretentious posts here before. This is in the top 3 07/03/2014 on How to steak. +1
#83 - slytherin are misunderstood 07/03/2014 on Take your pick,give a reason! 0
#82 - Camelot would be boring as **** , just old ass Eng… 07/03/2014 on Take your pick,give a reason! 0
#163 - i have a slight feeling most of these would be impractical 07/03/2014 on Cool Swords +1
#19 - maybe the smaller mario is supposed to be baby mario  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2014 on She is about to get fucked up +1
User avatar #20 - crazyanimal (07/01/2014) [-]
Baby mario does not have a mustache
#265 - well that's the accent of scum (general east london slag) 06/29/2014 on Of course not 0
#188 - 'ahhh go on then, stick it in my ******* arse you…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/29/2014 on Of course not 0
User avatar #236 - lolzordz (06/29/2014) [-]
thats implying the girl is a wonky sket from the estates.
User avatar #190 - rokkai (06/29/2014) [-]
im not british so i only recognise like 2 different accents not including scottish
User avatar #265 - Gandalfthewhite (06/29/2014) [-]
well that's the accent of scum (general east london slag)
#190 - it makes me slightly uncomfortable thinking that all of these … 06/29/2014 on Wait for it 0
#21 - i didn't think walt was ever that bad in the show. I think Gus… 06/28/2014 on Some Random Interesting... +1
#21 - both of them are  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2014 on dat look +4
#24 - derangedshadow (06/28/2014) [-]
yes
#979 - tell me how, i came so close to lucid dreaming the other day a…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/28/2014 on FJ Secrets 2 0
User avatar #1143 - zocard (06/28/2014) [-]
eventually after about a week how long it took me idk if it's different for other people you should be able to start lucid dreams at will.

P.S. time can either be a lot slower in dreams or a lot faster. eventually after about like a year you can kinda control which, but it's pretty difficult and can give you headaches in the morning. : I
User avatar #1139 - zocard (06/28/2014) [-]
How to control it? It's not really that hard, It's mostly just an act of willpower and paying attention to your surroundings / knowing things like, giant monsters do not attack me in particular in real life or that building just turned into a cat, barked and proceeded to fly into the sunset and that's weird. basically just pay more attention to your surrounding when awake and you will do it in your dream and increase the chances of it becoming lucid.
#964 - how the **** can you do that accidentally?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2014 on FJ Secrets 2 0
User avatar #1424 - iprochaosangel (06/28/2014) [-]
well he wasnt stable in the first place so i guess it was like i was the final straw... its too long and a rather boring story
#49 - that prick'll always be scottish to me 06/28/2014 on England Expects +1
#48 - football, rugby and cricket are played as england. the rest is UK 06/28/2014 on England Expects +1
#9 - if you're right and it turns out like republic commando then i… 06/27/2014 on Cant wait for new Star Wars... 0
#8 - thats like when you're driving at like 100mph in gta and smash…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2014 on Cant wait for new Star Wars... +1
User avatar #13 - owlexterminator (06/27/2014) [-]
or when you're in a tank going down a mountain and come to a dead stop because of a telephone pole
#31 - 1. fresh and new 2. no her comparing you to over experiences 06/27/2014 on I Forgot +2
#40 - or if it has 'democratic' in the title it's probably not so 06/27/2014 on China's army +1
#41 - what's the context of the painting?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2014 on You have been Turkd 0
User avatar #42 - schnizel (06/26/2014) [-]
Gay sex.
#18 - Agincourt, the empire and the Napoleonic wars too 06/26/2014 on The one true queen +1
#13 - the straw will melt though 06/26/2014 on Desire + need = brilliance +1
#102 - **** doing parkour high 06/26/2014 on Batman 0
#87 - what chapter were you guys reading?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2014 on the fuck 0
User avatar #88 - coolalliki (06/25/2014) [-]
Those boring-ass Bran chapters in ADWD. It's heavily implied that Jojen got turned into paste.
#13 - i never liked it, it was always one of them shows i'd put on b… 06/25/2014 on Well then. 0
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#11 - thewitchking (05/04/2014) [-]
We meet again...
We meet again...
User avatar #12 to #11 - Gandalfthewhite (05/05/2014) [-]
mah ***** witch king. how it is cuz?
#13 to #12 - thewitchking (05/05/2014) [-]
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.

#4 - kokanum (03/17/2014) [-]
Hot steamy gay sex
User avatar #5 to #4 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
well thanks for that
User avatar #6 to #5 - kokanum (03/17/2014) [-]
Sure, whenever you want to do it again
User avatar #7 to #6 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
i'm not entirely sure i've ever done it with you but each to their own
User avatar #8 to #7 - kokanum (03/18/2014) [-]
There's better time like the present
User avatar #9 to #8 - Gandalfthewhite (03/18/2014) [-]
do you usually come on to people online?
User avatar #10 to #9 - kokanum (03/18/2014) [-]
*no better time
Sorry

Anybody really
User avatar #2 to #1 - Gandalfthewhite (09/05/2012) [-]
well **** , how'd you know it was my birthday?
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