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#76 - In the pure chaos of black friday why don't more people just s…  [+] (2 replies) 09/05/2016 on me irl +1
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#99 - sarcwebsite (09/07/2016) [-]
Because security is at a all time high during those times. I work for a security firm and we hire almost triple our workforce with contracts during that period. When the store will make a million dollar or two of pure sales, they can hire the security to cover their backs.
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#84 - tyrson (09/05/2016) [-]
Because if you're not going to pay, why go on your crime spree during the busiest and most over-staffed day of the year?
#95 - That's why i like the Alfred from 'Gotham'. The show's got a f…  [+] (4 replies) 09/05/2016 on dick grayson as batman +3
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#103 - iamkagji (09/05/2016) [-]
Alfred has always been a badass, at least once comics stopped being 100% pure crippling autism now it's about 60% autism, but the high-functioning kind . Pre-crisis he was an intelligence agent for MI5 up until his father died, and post-crisis he was the same but worked for the Royal Family after retiring. Then the Waynes hired him.
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#102 - jerkindougnuts (09/05/2016) [-]
is there ever a time when he isnt a rough and tough badass? In the comics where superman goes darkside he beats the ever loving shit out of superman after breaking batmans back and roughing him up.
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#136 - Gandalfthewhite (09/06/2016) [-]
tbf i'm thinking in terms of portrayal. Burton era alfred was a relic, Michael Cains and Jeremy irons never really showed him as being as such either (though michael cain's did knock out a League of Shadows member with a golf club). I do like jeremy irons one being more technical though, you an believe more that he operates out of the bat cave and all that
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#139 - jerkindougnuts (09/06/2016) [-]
Yeah they havent ever really gotten alfred being a badass in the movies which is definitly a disapointment
#40 - you can chose to have the same driver? i thought you just requ…  [+] (1 reply) 09/05/2016 on uber driver 0
#48 - msamnesia (09/05/2016) [-]
Well i always went to work at 8, and like 7/10 times he would be the one in the area because he starts his ubering at 7. A lot of drivers have personal cards. So i got his card and id text him and hed drive to ky apartment, THEN id request an uber and since he was obviously closest hed pick it up in his end of the app and boom. Pick your favorite uber. If you get an uber you really like deff ask if they have a card
#179 - yeah but how many of those people donate their blood?  [+] (1 reply) 09/04/2016 on feels good man 0
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#198 - toensix (09/04/2016) [-]
Sure but 'rare as hell' is a weird way to describe the third most prevalent blood type.
#22 - quickscoping wasn't in BO1 tbf, it had a weird slow aim with a…  [+] (1 reply) 09/04/2016 on Black Ops was great +10
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#24 - millennial (09/04/2016) [-]
Well, you're right and wrong. It was in the game, but it was too bad to do.
If you quick scoped, even if your crosshairs were on the guy, the bullet would shoot to the left for the first half second of zooming in.
#21 - dude i was barely a teenager when it came out and now i'm goin…  [+] (4 replies) 09/04/2016 on Black Ops was great +11
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#67 - liero (09/04/2016) [-]
man I still remember MW2 as if it was yesterday..
and that was what? 2008-2009?
..which was when I got my first computer and it had brand new windows 7.. and I was.. 12-13.. oh snap..
#101 - justanotherblablab (09/04/2016) [-]
MW 2 was such a piece of shit on PC. Played the shit out of that game, though.
#87 - anon (09/04/2016) [-]
2008-2009!?!?! Damn, time flies. Only CoD's I ever played were CoD2 and CoD4 and Black Ops 2 ... I always thought these were like 1-2 years apart from 3-4 years ago. Damn ...
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#88 - liero (09/04/2016) [-]
..and tbh the graphics were really nice for the time.. if you consider that 2008 was like, a "revolution"..

but MW2 will always be my favourite, I played the hell out of it.

but kinell man how time flies