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#18 - tbf the trailers made it appear like he was a joint antagonist  [+] (3 new replies) 08/21/2016 on Poor Jared +33
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#34 - HARTATTACK (08/21/2016) [-]
Not just that, but I'm pretty sure the only reason the movie was even made was to establish a rogues gallery for Batman. Most importantly, Joker. Why else would they do this movie ahead of their other characters who would be more important in getting on screen first.
I think they changed course too far into the movie and the executives changed what they wanted from the movie. Hence the reshoots and lack of Joker.
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#48 - Gandalfthewhite (08/21/2016) [-]
It's a shame, i enjoyed the movie but it was a mess
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#22 - zorach (08/21/2016) [-]
For being called "the white" your name is pretty fucking blue.
#34 - Turkey's decent enough for a holiday and israel has some fine ladies  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2016 on A valid solution -21
#148 - anon (08/21/2016) [-]
Yeah lets just ignore the fact they had a military coup a few months back.
#18 - The extra mass in the grave would mean a massive bump on the s…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2016 on helpful advice +2
#60 - anon (08/21/2016) [-]
Not if you haul away the extra dirt. Just trade the body for earth.
#28 - Same, i was 10 days over 6 but i can't remember a thing about it  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2016 on historic event. 0
#31 - greylon (08/20/2016) [-]
I remember everything about that day. Was in 9th grade, eating breakfast before heading out to school. Always watched the news for the weather. Turned on tv and shit was already going on. One tower on fire, then watched the second jet hit, then the first tower fall. Went to school, half the classes didn't do anything. Everyone was watching the news.
#15 - Then you have another body to dispose of when you swap one for…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/20/2016 on helpful advice 0
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#16 - thesovereigngrave (08/20/2016) [-]
Double up?
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#18 - Gandalfthewhite (08/20/2016) [-]
The extra mass in the grave would mean a massive bump on the surface that the caretaker would notice being out of the ordinary, unless they have a roomy enough coffin to fit 2 people in
#60 - anon (08/21/2016) [-]
Not if you haul away the extra dirt. Just trade the body for earth.
#28 - Inconsistency 08/18/2016 on Imagine if he died right here +15
#45 - This is why i don't like the over the top elaborate proposals … 08/18/2016 on CERTAIN KINDS OF LOVE ARE BAD! +1
#24 - I get you, it was all fun and games until i had a terrifying n…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2016 on ADMIN BTFO 0
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#32 - undertaleshiitpost (08/18/2016) [-]
I had a very similar dream once
#46 - Since when was Chess a British pastime?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/18/2016 on Movie facts 0
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#48 - mrwalkerfour (08/18/2016) [-]
the last couple hundred years everyone with decent education knows how to play chess in britain its a common site in households, especially households of the well to do, like sir patrick stewart and ian mckellan. the idea that 2 highly educated men from britain dont know chess is absurd. its like a texan who doesnt know how to fire a gun
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#54 - oltorf (08/18/2016) [-]
we kick out people who don't shoot. at gunpoint. go to new mexico, you hippies.
#45 - Oh snap i had no idea Bruce was voiced by Dame Edna. 08/18/2016 on Movie facts +1