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Gandalfthewhite

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Gender: male
Age: 114
Date Signed Up:1/26/2010
Last Login:7/30/2015
Location:was on middle earth but i moved to the undying lands
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dont you ever call me santa or dumbledoor

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#19 - yes it is because of the Roman Caesar since for a time the ger… 07/29/2015 on 21st Centurion +2
#43 - that's damn near impossible though. start telling people they …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/29/2015 on Revolutionary rocket engine +8
#44 - boomerpyro (07/29/2015) [-]
who said to tell people? statistically speaking someone is bound to attempt it through force
#50 - daveprodigy (07/29/2015) [-]
Someone already did.
#53 - boomerpyro (07/29/2015) [-]
yeah, but he didn't succeed
#54 - daveprodigy (07/29/2015) [-]
Kind of the point, people will always refuse things forced unto them.
#17 - good, saves space 07/29/2015 on Childhood: Then & Now 0
#15 - apparently he's been understanding and supportive, which i fou…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/29/2015 on Kanye +14
#20 - anon (07/29/2015) [-]
Transexual, shemales are the chicks born with dicks.
User avatar #24 - Gandalfthewhite (07/29/2015) [-]
Well no he's a chick with a dick
User avatar #25 - therealfell (07/29/2015) [-]
"he's a chick with a dick"
User avatar #26 - Gandalfthewhite (07/29/2015) [-]
a dude with tits then i don't fucking know the whole subject is just confusing
#39 - overpopulation in the future  [+] (8 new replies) 07/29/2015 on Revolutionary rocket engine 0
#41 - boomerpyro (07/29/2015) [-]
re you implying that we will send something like half the current population to space? it would be infinitely cheaper to just stop 50% of the population from reproducing
User avatar #105 - derpthefifth (07/29/2015) [-]
cause money's the only thing that matters in that equation.....
People have not and do not go for population control in democratic nations. It's possible to incentiveize it, but that requires legislation and shit.

Or to put it simply, it's a lot fucking easier just to fly some bitches to the moon.
User avatar #73 - emiyashirou (07/29/2015) [-]
See, the thing is, depopulation has to be gradual or the economy will fuck up. We can't just halve the amount of people in the world over 1 generation, it'd need to be done over (pulling a number out of my ass based on vague reasoning) at least 5 or so generations.
User avatar #43 - Gandalfthewhite (07/29/2015) [-]
that's damn near impossible though. start telling people they can't have kids and you'll have angry fuckers on your hands and everyone saying 'why don't we use our technology to live on the moon?'
#44 - boomerpyro (07/29/2015) [-]
who said to tell people? statistically speaking someone is bound to attempt it through force
#50 - daveprodigy (07/29/2015) [-]
Someone already did.
#53 - boomerpyro (07/29/2015) [-]
yeah, but he didn't succeed
#54 - daveprodigy (07/29/2015) [-]
Kind of the point, people will always refuse things forced unto them.
#59 - don't wish for a beard, it's like kids wishing they're older t… 07/29/2015 on One day... 0
#2 - it's been ages since i've seen that crazy aussie 07/28/2015 on Democracy Manifest 0
#307 - idk i chuckled a little 07/28/2015 on Secrets 0
#306 - kinda, you should be fine though until you try for a kid one day 07/28/2015 on Secrets 0
#299 - well, on the brightside you got it out of the way early so you… 07/28/2015 on Secrets 0
#297 - Get yourself tested and lock that memory in a dark corner and … 07/28/2015 on Secrets -1
#296 - you fool listen to these other guys commenting here 07/28/2015 on Secrets +1
#294 - oh damn that's nasty 07/28/2015 on Secrets 0
#12 - *can be beautiful. Don't assume they all are but yes, generall…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2015 on can't stump the trump +4
#14 - draeman (07/28/2015) [-]
User avatar #46 - mexicandudeinsd (07/28/2015) [-]
European mexicans vs Native american mexicans
#15 - she had a boob job? 07/28/2015 on unnecessary censorship 0
#11 - I use straws to filter past the ice otherwise they freeze my f…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2015 on how to not act gay!!! +10
User avatar #28 - tandemwarelephant (07/28/2015) [-]
yes absolutely. I hate it when ice keeps touching my teeth.
#20 - you deserve just as many thumbs as him if not more for that comment  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2015 on Meanwhile In Japan... 0
User avatar #31 - granate (07/28/2015) [-]
I will never understand why people keep on saying that for copying old comments.
#109 - i'm willing to try it but it just takes too much preparation a… 07/28/2015 on Do it.. 0
#62 - FJ is no longer edgy communist athiests, now you're women hati…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2015 on Incorrectly Used Meme +17
#238 - anon (07/27/2015) [-]
Little teen Nazis who think they are cool.

But they are cucks.
#7 - don't make me feel sad for Mr Bean, please 07/27/2015 on me on Christmas 0
#14 - I don't know why everyones so obsessed with beards these days 07/27/2015 on shaving +1
#28 - they probably did pull a newspaper out at the tbale  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2015 on Addictions 0
User avatar #32 - wimwam (07/27/2015) [-]
Cell phones became a "thing" in my time. No, "they" didn't. Not sure why I'm being thumbed down.
#27 - To be fair, now i'm not condoning ignorence, but you don't rea… 07/27/2015 on Black science man 0
#24 - In the Books she wouldn't 07/27/2015 on You're A Big Guy... 0
#45 - There's aslo a legend that one day Arthur will return form whe… 07/27/2015 on (untitled) +2

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#11 - thewitchking (05/04/2014) [-]
We meet again...
We meet again...
User avatar #12 to #11 - Gandalfthewhite (05/05/2014) [-]
mah ***** witch king. how it is cuz?
#13 to #12 - thewitchking (05/05/2014) [-]
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.

#4 - kokanum ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
Hot steamy gay sex
User avatar #5 to #4 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
well thanks for that
User avatar #6 to #5 - kokanum ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
Sure, whenever you want to do it again
User avatar #7 to #6 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
i'm not entirely sure i've ever done it with you but each to their own
User avatar #8 to #7 - kokanum ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
There's better time like the present
User avatar #9 to #8 - Gandalfthewhite (03/18/2014) [-]
do you usually come on to people online?
User avatar #10 to #9 - kokanum ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
*no better time
Sorry

Anybody really
User avatar #2 to #1 - Gandalfthewhite (09/05/2012) [-]
well **** , how'd you know it was my birthday?
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