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Gandalfthewhite

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Age: 114
Date Signed Up:1/26/2010
Last Login:7/31/2015
Location:was on middle earth but i moved to the undying lands
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#162 - is catholic discrimination still a thing? besides the pedo jok…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/28/2015 on title 0
User avatar #166 - mrleague (05/28/2015) [-]
Yeah still a thing.
User avatar #163 - thegamegestapo (05/28/2015) [-]
Yeah, big time in Scotland.

We quite often pretend it's about football though.
User avatar #164 - Gandalfthewhite (05/28/2015) [-]
While we're on the topic, how's the Anglophobia going up there anyway?
#168 - thegamegestapo (05/28/2015) [-]
Believe it or not it's the Unionists you have to watch. Their predominantly the psycho Orange Order types.

This is a picture from the day after the referendum. Who the hell riots when you win a n election.
#157 - i learned about this kind of thing in History back at school. …  [+] (6 new replies) 05/28/2015 on title 0
User avatar #158 - thegamegestapo (05/28/2015) [-]
We had racism of a sort, we just had different rules. It was like "hey Jamal, tell Ahamed to hurry the hell up! We've got Paddies coming and we don't need no Irish foreigners 'round here."

Now days we don't know what we're doing so we try t do American racism, although we're not very good so in the end we typically resort to mocking Catholics or ginger people.
User avatar #162 - Gandalfthewhite (05/28/2015) [-]
is catholic discrimination still a thing? besides the pedo jokes of course
User avatar #166 - mrleague (05/28/2015) [-]
Yeah still a thing.
User avatar #163 - thegamegestapo (05/28/2015) [-]
Yeah, big time in Scotland.

We quite often pretend it's about football though.
User avatar #164 - Gandalfthewhite (05/28/2015) [-]
While we're on the topic, how's the Anglophobia going up there anyway?
#168 - thegamegestapo (05/28/2015) [-]
Believe it or not it's the Unionists you have to watch. Their predominantly the psycho Orange Order types.

This is a picture from the day after the referendum. Who the hell riots when you win a n election.
#9 - it's also the movie versions 05/27/2015 on Who would win? +2
#140 - see i don't get that, he wanted a powerful apprentice like ana… 05/27/2015 on The Dark Side Have Better... 0
#138 - And she remembers her as being sad all the time. Bitch you hav… 05/27/2015 on The Dark Side Have Better... 0
#11 - I look forward to seeing more of her in the show My god … 05/26/2015 on Season 5 saved, thank you... +4
#13 - Aliens i'd say was a worthy sequel. Alien 3 was just far too d…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/26/2015 on interesting +10
User avatar #14 - raskullquake (05/26/2015) [-]
I think all of the sequels missed the point of Alien, which is ambiance and fear of the unknown
User avatar #19 - greyhoundfd (05/27/2015) [-]
I actually found Aliens much more nerve-wracking than Alien. Alien just seemed too cheesy with the special effects, it was hard to take seriously. Aliens had enough budget to seem more serious, but it still maintained a similar enough atmosphere to Alien for it to actually freak me out.
#15 - oh well in Elf he's some kind of high up business guy who gets…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2015 on Peter Dinklage +3
User avatar #16 - tepidteal (05/26/2015) [-]
https://youtube.com/devicesupport Yeah, I watched this clip after you commented. It's a good bit.
#12 - what about his part in Elf, wouldn't that be a demeaning role?  [+] (5 new replies) 05/26/2015 on Peter Dinklage 0
User avatar #20 - CAPSEDDIE (05/26/2015) [-]
He wasn't an elf. He was a business man from new york that Will Farrel's character mistakes for an elf.
#14 - mileka (05/26/2015) [-]
He beat the shit out of Will Ferrel for thinking he was an elf
User avatar #13 - tepidteal (05/26/2015) [-]
Oh, I didn't know that. Haha.
He didn't want to take any parts where he had to dress up in silly costumes or have a role as a stereotypical dwarf.
User avatar #15 - Gandalfthewhite (05/26/2015) [-]
oh well in Elf he's some kind of high up business guy who gets made fun of for being an elf a lot and then beats up the guy, so maybe it wasn't that demeaning
User avatar #16 - tepidteal (05/26/2015) [-]
https://youtube.com/devicesupport Yeah, I watched this clip after you commented. It's a good bit.
#12 - If i eat **** and exercise what will happen? will i jus…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/26/2015 on 30-day Calisthenics/Cardio... 0
User avatar #17 - elsenortamatoe (05/26/2015) [-]
This is fine, but the number one problem with weight loss is people under report how much shit they eat and over report their exercise. best way is to simply change eating habits. this is ideal diet for exercise for weight loss
45%carbs
45%protein
10%fats
no less than 1500 Calories and no more than 1750 Calories daily
The reduction in fat and calories makes your body burn stored fat, and the exercise builds lean mass.
User avatar #56 - kalagas (05/26/2015) [-]
I eat like shit, started working out, lost 15lbs so far. Explain that. I literally did not change my eating habits AT ALL. Cheeseburgers and pizza 4 lyfe, nothing can stop me. I still binge drink, and eat delicious strawberry shortcake cupcakes with extra frosting. Also eat that extra spicy and hot wings and baby back ribs.I drink sugary drinks all the time as well. Only different thing I did is start working out for 45 minutes a day, granted it is pretty intensive. It's been only a month, and it's not all water weight because I can fit into pants better (granted I'm still fat, BMI 37%).
User avatar #100 - elsenortamatoe (05/27/2015) [-]
That is fine, as long as you work off the extra food. You would get better results with better food, and would be leaner. Fatty foods build fat. Cut down on those and you get leaner
User avatar #58 - emiyashirou (05/26/2015) [-]
Protip: Make water your main drink. I lost over 15kg and my BMI is now 21-22 just from starting to drink water instead of soda, without even doing more exercise. And you know what? I don't even feel like drinking soda anymore, I significantly prefer the taste of water.
#11 - when did FJ become so exercise aware? I mean it's better than …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/26/2015 on 30-day Calisthenics/Cardio... 0
#18 - anon (05/26/2015) [-]
Maybe ever since it was revealed that admin was fit and him giving out advice
User avatar #15 - ohhh (05/26/2015) [-]
Man that shit was like 2011-2012. It's all gains now.
#32 - the 2nd one will always get me 05/26/2015 on Men are cringy 0
#6 - i tend to forget about them straight away. Often come across s… 05/26/2015 on Life 0
#58 - he wasn't even in bad shape before hand 05/26/2015 on Beast Fitness... +1
#21 - Because there's no point going out with someone who has a good… 05/26/2015 on Your posttwo is showing +3
#20 - having money's a plus but a girl won't necessarily want a rich… 05/26/2015 on Your posttwo is showing +1
#94 - They CAN act entitles etc. Not ever rich kid is like this. Sur…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2015 on Rich kids be like... +1
#98 - writer (05/25/2015) [-]
Oh, sure. I don't think every rich kid in existence is prissy and entitled at all. Ones like in the original post definitely are cuntish, but I have friends who come from very good households with large incomes and they have expensive things but they're in no way, arrogant.

My definition is just for arrogant rich kids.
#378 - He knew how to take power, he just might not have been as good… 05/25/2015 on Fitness Success... 0
#34 - i always liked to wear armour that look like it could have exi… 05/25/2015 on Tag 0
#75 - Guys, one of them was a dude. The 11th one (blonde dude/chick/mess) 05/24/2015 on you fall in love, you lose +1
#57 - But the family name! i feel like thats an actual goal in life …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2015 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #59 - captainprincess (05/24/2015) [-]
My family name was bought and paid for
It means very little to me or my dad

Or, if it has any value to him, he certainly never felt the need to express that to me or my sister

That and, name or not, the bloodline is still safe
Sons or daughters, doesn't matter. Same blood.
#6 - i always thought flight might be the best but ****** co…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2015 on Who are they? 0
User avatar #40 - pitchdark (05/23/2015) [-]
I always figured the superpower included resistances that not only made you survive, but remove unpleasantness
#22 - it's only 2 long seasons but yeah it was a very good show. Hea… 05/23/2015 on Expensive 0
#10 - could do it like in House of Cards 05/23/2015 on Breaking the fourth wall +3
#114 - the dude calls himself prince what do you expect?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2015 on Fact comp #9 +4
User avatar #115 - redknull (05/23/2015) [-]
Well yeah I guess

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#11 - thewitchking (05/04/2014) [-]
We meet again...
We meet again...
User avatar #12 to #11 - Gandalfthewhite (05/05/2014) [-]
mah ***** witch king. how it is cuz?
#13 to #12 - thewitchking (05/05/2014) [-]
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.

#4 - kokanum (03/17/2014) [-]
Hot steamy gay sex
User avatar #5 to #4 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
well thanks for that
User avatar #6 to #5 - kokanum (03/17/2014) [-]
Sure, whenever you want to do it again
User avatar #7 to #6 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
i'm not entirely sure i've ever done it with you but each to their own
User avatar #8 to #7 - kokanum (03/18/2014) [-]
There's better time like the present
User avatar #9 to #8 - Gandalfthewhite (03/18/2014) [-]
do you usually come on to people online?
User avatar #10 to #9 - kokanum (03/18/2014) [-]
*no better time
Sorry

Anybody really
#1 - justinbiebershair ONLINE (09/05/2012) [-]
happy birthday **********
User avatar #2 to #1 - Gandalfthewhite (09/05/2012) [-]
well **** , how'd you know it was my birthday?
#3 to #2 - justinbiebershair ONLINE (09/05/2012) [-]
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