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Gandalfthewhite

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Gender: male
Age: 114
Date Signed Up:1/26/2010
Last Login:6/30/2015
Location:was on middle earth but i moved to the undying lands
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#117 - **** you're so edgy i just cut myself 04/16/2015 on Petitions +1
#142 - There was something to do with it on Vice news, nothing on mai… 04/16/2015 on Russell Brand 0
#25 - Is a C bad? In the UK a C's pretty average  [+] (4 new replies) 04/16/2015 on Anime 0
User avatar #31 - shunkahawolf (04/16/2015) [-]
C is average here as well but teachers is probably disappointed that student could have gotten B/A instead
User avatar #26 - dookaargetman (04/16/2015) [-]
C's average here in Canada as well.
User avatar #34 - tehbomb (04/16/2015) [-]
C is 60-66%
Maybe my school wasn't full of retards because there were only a few total shitheads who got bad grades, the rest got at least 80 in everything, with some asians hitting 98s and 100s in some classes
User avatar #41 - emiyashirou (04/16/2015) [-]
My high school, with over 300 people per grade, only had 7 people who got over 80% for 12th grade. And it's the best public school in the country. So yeah. I didn't even open my textbooks once for half of my subjects and got 84% average, lel
#57 - I live in Barking, and the next town over, Ilford, has actuall…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/16/2015 on Russell Brand 0
#96 - hongkonglongdong (04/16/2015) [-]
Did that get on the news? 'Cause I'd imagine it would.
User avatar #142 - Gandalfthewhite (04/16/2015) [-]
There was something to do with it on Vice news, nothing on main channels though
User avatar #62 - ljxjlos (04/16/2015) [-]
...goddamnit.
#26 - lol no we don't  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2015 on Russell Brand +2
#27 - hotpiss (04/16/2015) [-]
Yeah, who am I kidding

FUCK YOU DICKSHIT
#25 - In all honesty though there is a group of militant Muslims pat…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/16/2015 on Russell Brand +13
#149 - Rascal (04/16/2015) [-]
I live in Tower Hamlets, and that's a load of bollocks. I've seen people make out in the streets, and the worst thing that happens is that nobody is there to help me when I vomit.
User avatar #47 - ljxjlos (04/16/2015) [-]
I saw similar stuff happening in Whitechapel when I went there in December...still hoping that I just went there at a particulary bad time, tho.
User avatar #57 - Gandalfthewhite (04/16/2015) [-]
I live in Barking, and the next town over, Ilford, has actually had an ISIS stall trying to garner recruits. No shit the police were called and everything
#96 - hongkonglongdong (04/16/2015) [-]
Did that get on the news? 'Cause I'd imagine it would.
User avatar #142 - Gandalfthewhite (04/16/2015) [-]
There was something to do with it on Vice news, nothing on main channels though
User avatar #62 - ljxjlos (04/16/2015) [-]
...goddamnit.
#21 - Hitler was a fascist who used socialism to gain popularity amo…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/16/2015 on Petitions +4
#84 - Rascal (04/16/2015) [-]
and fascism is alive and well, we just call it democracy now
User avatar #117 - Gandalfthewhite (04/16/2015) [-]
shit you're so edgy i just cut myself
#108 - hongkonglongdong (04/16/2015) [-]
That's ridiculously hyperbolic.

The fact you're even able to say that is minor evidence that you're wrong.
#22 - hurzg (04/16/2015) [-]
It was a joke.
#74 - hongkonglongdong (04/16/2015) [-]
It wasn't that funny.
#107 - hurzg (04/16/2015) [-]
I'm the junk part of our site's name.
#112 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2015 on Final Female Form +3
#117 - wutangswords Comment deleted by Gandalfthewhite
#108 - Comment deleted 04/15/2015 on Final Female Form +1
#9 - Even if you're a devout Christian, i very much doubt if you wo…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/15/2015 on Kid thinks he missed the... +175
#49 - hongkonglongdong (04/16/2015) [-]
Yeah, but it's definitely possible that a child with problems ("slightly off") would do. I don't have trouble believing this.
#37 - mayoroftownsville (04/15/2015) [-]
They left their clothes and backpacks and the only atheist. Of course they would think that.
User avatar #22 - batmanbeyonddgrave (04/15/2015) [-]
I sometimes will still question it if i wake up from a nap, no one's home, the cars are in the garage and no one will answer their phones (like not even grand parents) it's happened like 3-4 times
User avatar #44 - zaxzwim (04/15/2015) [-]
helll, i'm an athiest and when shit like that happens i'm all "well fuck, maybe it did happen"
example. last year i was walking down the the bus stop that's on the main road, it's like a 5 minute walk and i saw no one, no cars or anything, after arriving at the bus stop i waited for a bit and no one else showed up, i was starting to freak out and then other people showed up and i thought that was pretty stupid of me
#15 - Rascal (04/15/2015) [-]
a radical one i could believe. i used to have a neighbor that believed EVERY little thing that happened was jesus, and when something mildly weird happened it was the end of times. of course they are a small majority, but they exist
#7 - i'm at work and i'm fairly sure it's suspicious how much i'm l… 04/15/2015 on Hitler did nothing wrong +4
#45 - Black ops 2 zombies 04/15/2015 on Underwater airplane wreckage +1
#31 - Use a fake name and go to her place not yours, i mean could yo… 04/15/2015 on anon goes to a frat party 0
#32 - clearly someone who was never good at sports 04/15/2015 on How to do sports +1
#127 - i just think of Denmark as being flat grassy countryside 04/15/2015 on reality +2
#41 - i bring this up with my friends sometimes when it equals to on… 04/15/2015 on Facebook (1) +1
#134 - It's not like it's a new thing, money has been valued above pe… 04/15/2015 on Truth 0
#74 - i know a chinese woman named anne, although it's spelt Anh 04/15/2015 on Japan 0
#3 - this was on funnyjunk back when it was Yellow. These girls now…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/14/2015 on They may be dumb..but still... 0
User avatar #7 - analgape (04/14/2015) [-]
MY NIGGA
#16 - dvipal (04/14/2015) [-]
OG MASTER RACE REPORTING IN
#14 - i thought the last one was about literally staring daggers at someone  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2015 on What do you think they mean? 0
#16 - Hightower (04/14/2015) [-]
Could be. It's pretty small.
#7 - i've tried them all and i'll say medium's my favourite, can't … 04/14/2015 on rarest pepe +1
#44 - See Ellaria's actress isn't a random nobody so i kind of knew …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2015 on STFU Jaime 0
User avatar #45 - keitheespieces (04/14/2015) [-]
She was hot enough to get one of the most honorable kingsguard to go against his vows, it's a shame that it won't be in the show
#41 - well David and Dan know all of the future plot points in the b…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/14/2015 on STFU Jaime 0
User avatar #42 - keitheespieces (04/14/2015) [-]
yeah, they're just giving her part to Ellaria, it's bullshit. Arianne was a pretty cool character.
User avatar #44 - Gandalfthewhite (04/14/2015) [-]
See Ellaria's actress isn't a random nobody so i kind of knew they'd up her storyline a bit otherwise they'd have probably got some random to fill the part. Shame about Arianne though, she was supposed to be bootylicious and fine as hell
User avatar #45 - keitheespieces (04/14/2015) [-]
She was hot enough to get one of the most honorable kingsguard to go against his vows, it's a shame that it won't be in the show
#26 - no das gay  [+] (7 new replies) 04/14/2015 on Cumpletely useful tips +35
User avatar #75 - Zaxplab (04/14/2015) [-]
Restores boners cheaper than viagra.
User avatar #93 - heartlessrobot (04/14/2015) [-]
If I take it in the ass too roughly I lose boner though.
User avatar #152 - Zaxplab (04/15/2015) [-]
really? It fuels mine
User avatar #154 - heartlessrobot (04/15/2015) [-]
Eh, the dong stays expanded if I use my hand on it, but it's hard to scroll through porn on my phone, jerk off, and use the dildo, all at the same time.
User avatar #79 - vinkupeikko (04/14/2015) [-]
it does?
User avatar #80 - Zaxplab (04/14/2015) [-]
Well... it gets me up when I'm feeling down
#36 - Rascal (04/14/2015) [-]
It is the only way
#19 - I have no memory of that show 04/14/2015 on You Know You're British When 0

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#11 - thewitchking (05/04/2014) [-]
We meet again...
We meet again...
User avatar #12 to #11 - Gandalfthewhite (05/05/2014) [-]
mah ***** witch king. how it is cuz?
#13 to #12 - thewitchking (05/05/2014) [-]
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.

#4 - kokanum (03/17/2014) [-]
Hot steamy gay sex
User avatar #5 to #4 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
well thanks for that
User avatar #6 to #5 - kokanum (03/17/2014) [-]
Sure, whenever you want to do it again
User avatar #7 to #6 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
i'm not entirely sure i've ever done it with you but each to their own
User avatar #8 to #7 - kokanum (03/18/2014) [-]
There's better time like the present
User avatar #9 to #8 - Gandalfthewhite (03/18/2014) [-]
do you usually come on to people online?
User avatar #10 to #9 - kokanum (03/18/2014) [-]
*no better time
Sorry

Anybody really
User avatar #2 to #1 - Gandalfthewhite (09/05/2012) [-]
well **** , how'd you know it was my birthday?
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