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#82 - i know they really ****** us over, so here, use this  [+] (2 new replies) 06/27/2016 on Game of Thrones Finale Comp... +1
#83 - meatygoodness (06/27/2016) [-]
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#84 - Gandalfthewhite (06/27/2016) [-]
Let's hope it lasts till next year or a new putlocker arises. What is dead may never die
#80 - his marriage would have been illegitimate considering he was a…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/27/2016 on Game of Thrones Finale Comp... 0
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#93 - wellimnotsure (06/27/2016) [-]
the Targaryens practiced polygamy, do you know anything about ice and fire...like at all?
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#144 - Gandalfthewhite (06/27/2016) [-]
basically what thesoverigngrave said, only aegon got away with it because he had like dragons and shit. Why would anyone also trust the word of a northern bastard who doesn't even remotely look like a targaryan?
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#136 - thesovereigngrave (06/27/2016) [-]
The last Targaryen to wed a second woman was Maegor the Cruel. Not only was it one of the slights that ended up causing the Faith Militant Uprising, it directly resulted in him being stripped of the office of Hand of the King and exiled to Pentos.
#78 - No he's still a bastard and the only person who knows about hi…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/27/2016 on Game of Thrones Finale Comp... 0
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#147 - millennial (06/27/2016) [-]
There's also speculation Maester Aemon knew as well.
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#148 - Gandalfthewhite (06/27/2016) [-]
Well Aemon's dead for one and Jon in the books is also still dead. Reed is the only one who has any credibility to help Jon's cause. Bran's not exactly relevant to the politics of Westeros and it's not like a random woman who might not even be alive anymore has much sway when it comes to proving the legitimacy of a potential king of 7 kingdoms. And considering Targarians have a very distinct look that jon basically looks the complete opposite of it most likely won't help much
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#151 - millennial (06/27/2016) [-]
You just counteracted what your first comment said lol.
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#153 - Gandalfthewhite (06/27/2016) [-]
Well ok i forgot about Reed, which isn't hard considering all the man has done is so far is sat in swamp while his kids are running amok beyond the wall. But in any case if Jon is theoretically legitimate i doubt anyone will bother stopping to go through the legal proceedings of proving it when his half batshit crazy aunt is attacking everywhere and everything with dragons while his supposed half brother is also invading with the largest mercenary force in Essos
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#145 - millennial (06/27/2016) [-]
A decent few know of his parentage.
Howland Reed, Bran, and the wet nurse, who many are speculating is Wylla in that scene.
Jon is King in the North now, and the Reeds are the Starks most loyal bannermen. It's safe to assume they're going to meet up soon when they swear fealty to their new Liege Lord.
#77 - Ned didn't really know Cat for that long before he went to war…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/27/2016 on Game of Thrones Finale Comp... +16
#204 - petrustitus (06/28/2016) [-]
Not to mention it made it much more believable if she really did think he was his bastard.
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#125 - WhattheNorris (06/27/2016) [-]
That makes sense
#76 - Not legally speaking  [+] (10 new replies) 06/27/2016 on Game of Thrones Finale Comp... 0
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#87 - wellimnotsure (06/27/2016) [-]
actually he is. It's been all but confirmed that Rhaegar and Lyanna were married will before their deaths. Now we could say no one recognize or believe that but if the law were correctly followed he would be the next Targaryen pretender to the Iron throne, before Daenerys.
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#142 - Gandalfthewhite (06/27/2016) [-]
but no one who knows of the wedding is alive to prove it even if you could somehow get away with explaining to the lords how he's the front runner
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#213 - wellimnotsure (06/28/2016) [-]
Howland reed
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#133 - thesovereigngrave (06/27/2016) [-]
Polygamy is something of a touchy subject, so unless Rhaegar divorced Elia then everyone would still consider him a bastard.
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#143 - millennial (06/27/2016) [-]
Polygamy was popular and lawful under majority of the Targaryen reign, so idk. You bring up a point though, it's not necessarily how Rhaegar made it, but how everyone perceives him.
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#146 - thesovereigngrave (06/27/2016) [-]
Not really. The last Targaryen to have two wives was Maegor the Cruel, and this marriage directly resulted in King Aenys stripping him of the office of Hand of the King and exiling him to Pentos.
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#149 - millennial (06/27/2016) [-]
Fair enough. Targaryen bastards tend to be held in higher esteems than most bastards though. Such as house Blackfyre, and how many, many bastards wielded the Blackfyre sword instead of true heirs.
But once again, it depends on how everybody around him will perceive it. He's still a bastard by all rights and laws thanks to the Faith, regardless.
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#152 - thesovereigngrave (06/27/2016) [-]
Eh, House Blackfyre is different since Daemon Blackfyre was legitimized by his father, like the rest of the Great Bastards. So he would've technically been within his rights to call himself Daemon Targaryen. Hell, I imagine he would've if he'd ended up winning. And as far as I know the only wielders of Blackfyre were Targaryen Kings and Blackfyre pretenders.

But yeah, even if it somehow gets out and people believe Jon's parentage none are going to see the marriage as legitimate.
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#88 - wellimnotsure (06/27/2016) [-]
that will should be after no one
#81 - grandautisimo (06/27/2016) [-]
#69 - your local voting polls are never more than a 15 minute walk a…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2016 on brit +8
#115 - anon (06/26/2016) [-]

I'm crippled after surgery on my leg, and I can still walk down to where they put the fucking booth
#145 - Well luckily he isn't the Joker from Batman 06/26/2016 on Dank Thrones comp 8 0
#144 - Except jon isn't the leader of the Stark family sansa is, so i… 06/26/2016 on Dank Thrones comp 8 -1
#141 - yeah but there's a difference between being a child taught mil… 06/26/2016 on Dank Thrones comp 8 0
#5 - i remember always noticing that as a kid and wondering whether… 06/26/2016 on Johns mighty sword +15