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#25 - thanks =D 4 hours ago on Hey Internet 0
#9 - do you have a link to his tumblr? and/or souncloud =D  [+] (2 new replies) 11/27/2014 on Hey Internet +2
#11 - fiercebannana (11/27/2014) [-]
You've probably found it by now, but here you go: dukelovesyou.tumblr.com/
User avatar #25 - GabeAsher (4 hours ago) [-]
thanks =D
#536 - Me 1) yes 2) no 3) chrome 4) 11/25/2014 on Anyone getting logged out? 0
#272 - I'm not Mexican =( but I understand the confusion, I … 11/22/2014 on single 4 lyfe 0
#215 - hey man, thanks, it truly does mean a lot, and I am also hopin…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/21/2014 on single 4 lyfe 0
User avatar #221 - exceeding (11/21/2014) [-]
Fernando is a nice Mexican name. i am Remco from the netherlands
User avatar #272 - GabeAsher (11/22/2014) [-]
I'm not Mexican =(

but I understand the confusion, I do live here after all haha

I'm from Spain, so a bit closer to you than you may have expected haha
I've never heard the name Remco, but it does sound pretty awesome
#212 - also, there's no cnn or nbc coverage beavause of the obvious f… 11/21/2014 on single 4 lyfe 0
#211 - ok, prepare for a bit of a read sir/ma'am it all star…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/21/2014 on single 4 lyfe 0
User avatar #214 - exceeding (11/21/2014) [-]
Listen, i don't really know you and this is probably the first time i've ever spoken to you.

But i hope that, if the situation escalates like it did in Turkey, you and your loved ones stay safe. A friend of mine living in Turkey almost lost his brother during the riots. i am not a man of faith but i pray you stay safe should things escalate.
User avatar #215 - GabeAsher (11/21/2014) [-]
hey man, thanks, it truly does mean a lot, and I am also hoping things don't go from bad to worse, but the way things are looking, I couldn't really tell, thank you.

Name's Fernando btw, nice to make your acquaintance
User avatar #221 - exceeding (11/21/2014) [-]
Fernando is a nice Mexican name. i am Remco from the netherlands
User avatar #272 - GabeAsher (11/22/2014) [-]
I'm not Mexican =(

but I understand the confusion, I do live here after all haha

I'm from Spain, so a bit closer to you than you may have expected haha
I've never heard the name Remco, but it does sound pretty awesome
#207 - well, I know there's no media coverage, but about 2 months ago…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/21/2014 on single 4 lyfe 0
User avatar #208 - exceeding (11/21/2014) [-]
Holy shit! how is there no media coverage of this? How did the people react to this thus far?
User avatar #212 - GabeAsher (11/21/2014) [-]
also, there's no cnn or nbc coverage beavause of the obvious friendship the US has with Mexico due to drug trafficking. We produce, the US consumes, a truce ensues between US, Mexico, and the Drug Cartels.
User avatar #211 - GabeAsher (11/21/2014) [-]
ok, prepare for a bit of a read sir/ma'am

it all started during the last presidential elections, there's this big tv network that pretty much owns Mexico called Televisa, and they, through illicit means, imposed a president on the mexican populace. This guy, who barely deserves to be called a president is a true dim-wit, he couldnt name 3 books he has read that have impacted his life, has no knowledge of political issues whatsoever, and was forcefully married to a popular soap opera actress to gain the affection of the people. Everyone has been asking for him to resign since BEFORE he went into office, since everyone knew the elections were rigged. People have been in a general state of discontempt and it all exploded 2 months ago, when the 43 students from a rural community went missing. The students went to a town near theirs because they wanted their education to remain free, as it has always been, they are studying to be teachers so they can help their own rural communities.
They got kidnapped, some of them killed, and that seemed like the end of things. Until the people started getting restless, demanding that they be found, and the government had to "comply" so they started "searching" for them, finding inmense clandestine burial pits with hundreds of bodies, where none of the students were.
About a month ago they supposedly found the students, "burnt" and in plastic bags in a river, the gvmnt says it was an anonymous tip from a cartel member that said they burnt them alive out in the open at night for a period of 3 hours. which has been proven to be false, because it was raining that night, and the sheer temperature needed to burn 43 bodies, let alone 1, is way beyond what a few tires and timber can produce. So now schools and entire towns are in an understandable rage at the gvmnt, closing roads, main streets, and demanding the president to step down and for answers to be given. It's quite a mess

User avatar #214 - exceeding (11/21/2014) [-]
Listen, i don't really know you and this is probably the first time i've ever spoken to you.

But i hope that, if the situation escalates like it did in Turkey, you and your loved ones stay safe. A friend of mine living in Turkey almost lost his brother during the riots. i am not a man of faith but i pray you stay safe should things escalate.
User avatar #215 - GabeAsher (11/21/2014) [-]
hey man, thanks, it truly does mean a lot, and I am also hoping things don't go from bad to worse, but the way things are looking, I couldn't really tell, thank you.

Name's Fernando btw, nice to make your acquaintance
User avatar #221 - exceeding (11/21/2014) [-]
Fernando is a nice Mexican name. i am Remco from the netherlands
User avatar #272 - GabeAsher (11/22/2014) [-]
I'm not Mexican =(

but I understand the confusion, I do live here after all haha

I'm from Spain, so a bit closer to you than you may have expected haha
I've never heard the name Remco, but it does sound pretty awesome
#205 - wtf?! I need to get my ass down to Mexico City, Pachu… 11/21/2014 on single 4 lyfe 0
#203 - dude (or lady), I'm 2 semesters away from graduating, I unders…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/21/2014 on single 4 lyfe 0
#204 - bluelightbebop (11/21/2014) [-]
Food places served free food out of sheer fear of getting vandalized.

I'm talking Chinese food in Downtown man, like, big time free meals.



Gotta collect the good things from all this murky situation.
User avatar #205 - GabeAsher (11/21/2014) [-]
wtf?!

I need to get my ass down to Mexico City, Pachuca ain't worth 2 shits lol

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User avatar #563 - goobyman (05/03/2014) [-]
prove to me that you are indeed a teacher/professor
#564 to #563 - GabeAsher (05/03/2014) [-]
I don't HAVE to prove anything, but here, it's my teacher ID, just gonna blur out the important **** haha
It's a little beat up and cracked since I never take it out of my wallet haha
I'm SUPPOSED to get a new one soon, but that's what they've been saying since last semester.
Just clearing it up, Docente means teacher =)
#566 to #564 - GabeAsher (05/03/2014) [-]
and here, so you can see it's actually me, albeit with shorter hair
User avatar #565 to #564 - goobyman (05/03/2014) [-]
all i needed to know
you can't trust most stuff on the internet, but i can trust you know. if you want, you can delete the image.
User avatar #567 to #565 - GabeAsher (05/03/2014) [-]
I'm a man of my word goobyman ;)

I probably will lol
User avatar #557 to #556 - GabeAsher (02/22/2014) [-]
hello?
User avatar #559 to #558 - GabeAsher (02/24/2014) [-]
sup friend? haha
User avatar #560 to #559 - kissestotheworld (02/24/2014) [-]
I don't know why I am here but I liked your username and pic and you seem interesting!
User avatar #561 to #560 - GabeAsher (02/24/2014) [-]
woohoo! Thank you =D

the username is obviously a play on words, which is itself satirized by the colors of the letters in the pic (which was made by an amazing user =D )

How did you find me? =P
User avatar #562 to #561 - kissestotheworld (02/24/2014) [-]
I don't remember what user I found you on but I was just roaming around
User avatar #553 - nippuhl (01/19/2014) [-]
You forgot the link in your MM bud.
User avatar #555 to #553 - GabeAsher (01/19/2014) [-]
well now I cant send another mass message. Oh well haha
User avatar #554 to #553 - GabeAsher (01/19/2014) [-]
oh **** , thanks man haha
#551 - luluwho ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #549 - rcathell (01/16/2014) [-]
er...
why do you want cheese?
User avatar #550 to #549 - GabeAsher (01/16/2014) [-]
Haha, because I used to collect the pixel cheese back when items started, I had aout 4,000 of them, but then the reset happened =/

Idk, I thought I'd get some cheese to commemorate the old times haha =P
User avatar #541 - luluwho ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
Am back
User avatar #542 to #541 - GabeAsher (01/16/2014) [-]
what account do you want me to send the stuff to? =P

Also, anything else I've got that you might want? =)
User avatar #544 to #542 - luluwho ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
Eggs
User avatar #545 to #544 - GabeAsher (01/16/2014) [-]
there ya go, enjoy =D

Some guy did take the diamond recipee before I read your comment though =(

But I gave you the other ones I had left =P
User avatar #546 to #545 - luluwho ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
Is purrrrfectly alright Thank You. Don't leave FJ tho.
User avatar #547 to #546 - GabeAsher (01/16/2014) [-]
nah, not leaving FJ at all, I'll still be here every day, just not on items lol
User avatar #548 to #547 - luluwho ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #539 - luluwho ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
I need the recipes and furnaces, have much cheese BRB
User avatar #540 to #539 - GabeAsher (01/16/2014) [-]
ma'am yes ma'am, take all you need =)
User avatar #543 to #540 - luluwho ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
lol, I've been saving it for you and forgot who wanted it. Just send here please
User avatar #537 - mairon (01/16/2014) [-]
Thanks for the slime
User avatar #538 to #537 - GabeAsher (01/16/2014) [-]
any time, whenever you want some extra slimes and I have some, feel free to take them all, just leave me one for unique count and whatnot, just throw in some cheese or whatever and we'll call it even lol
User avatar #517 - GabeAsher (12/04/2013) [-]
luluwho, I cant see the comment you mentioned me in, the profile is blocked =(
User avatar #521 to #517 - luluwho ONLINE (12/04/2013) [-]
He might come talk to you about it, he may have already found someone, IDK. I hope you don't mind
User avatar #522 to #521 - GabeAsher (12/04/2013) [-]
I don't mind at all =P

If he wants to stop by and ask, it's all cool =D

Thanks for liking my work =3 hehe
User avatar #526 to #522 - luluwho ONLINE (12/05/2013) [-]
I can't find the original big version right now
#523 to #522 - luluwho ONLINE (12/04/2013) [-]
I LOVE your work, mustn't EVER stop. Check out this pitiful work and see why I appreciate your talent so much, lol. Am Jelly ;) ............. Damn, comment will have to wait, I put up a cutsy bacon man that was PG 13 and got an hour ban for it I didn't think it was bad. Man giggling with bacon packs all heaped up on him is all. I did a story about he's admin caught in a hotel with underaged bacon, get it "under AGED" that was damn cute. Gone and I didn't get a SS of it either. A 1.1 hour ban is pretty cool tho
User avatar #524 to #523 - GabeAsher (12/04/2013) [-]
Woah, did you do that? That doesn't look bad at all =D

Are those acrylics or watercolors? or what are they? =P

I haven't drawn lately, but now that I'm on vacation I just might sketch something again and I'll let you know =)
User avatar #525 to #524 - luluwho ONLINE (12/05/2013) [-]
That's PAINT, and really ? Thanx. I'm not sure what brush I used now, this was a while back. I have a thing for the Beach. You should
User avatar #527 to #525 - GabeAsher (12/05/2013) [-]
paint as in the program? =P haha
User avatar #528 to #527 - luluwho ONLINE (12/05/2013) [-]
Yep
User avatar #529 to #528 - GabeAsher (12/05/2013) [-]
not bad at all =D
User avatar #530 to #529 - luluwho ONLINE (12/05/2013) [-]
Thank You
#520 to #517 - luluwho ONLINE (12/04/2013) [-]
and my favorite
#518 to #517 - luluwho ONLINE (12/04/2013) [-]
Ohhh I'm sorry, I recommended you to aajimu to help him draw an item he's working on and showed off some of your work
#519 to #518 - luluwho ONLINE (12/04/2013) [-]
like this one made an owl joke.
#515 - GabeAsher (11/26/2013) [-]
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#514 - GabeAsher (11/26/2013) [-]
**GabeAsher rolled user jackthunderjt **
#513 - GabeAsher (11/26/2013) [-]
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User avatar #509 - dinodinosaur (11/26/2013) [-]
but why ? :o
User avatar #511 to #510 - dinodinosaur (11/26/2013) [-]
well thanks
User avatar #512 to #511 - GabeAsher (11/26/2013) [-]
any time haha
User avatar #503 - MrMysteriousMagic (11/07/2013) [-]
when are you gonna get your ass back to the items board?
User avatar #504 to #503 - GabeAsher (11/07/2013) [-]
Right now! =D

But I will never items again =(
User avatar #505 to #504 - MrMysteriousMagic (11/07/2013) [-]
le sad face

gu vy is in charge now (with help from lade)
admin handed over the game
User avatar #506 to #505 - GabeAsher (11/07/2013) [-]
I had no idea, when did this happen?

Do you still play?
User avatar #507 to #506 - MrMysteriousMagic (11/07/2013) [-]
nah
i quit
i just mainly go there for the social
User avatar #508 to #507 - GabeAsher (11/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, after the whole delete I never looked back, never really thought about staying there just to talk to peeps, but I guess it's not a bad idea lol
#498 - sweetime (07/19/2013) [-]
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User avatar #489 - misssinglink (07/19/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #488 - AreYouBlessed (07/19/2013) [-]
Thank you so much
User avatar #490 to #488 - GabeAsher (07/19/2013) [-]
Dont mention it =)

Anything else youre looking for? =P
User avatar #491 to #490 - AreYouBlessed (07/19/2013) [-]
No, but thanks. I wish you'd stick around
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User avatar #481 to #480 - GabeAsher (07/19/2013) [-]
Oh hey masturbator =D
Well, I start school in 2 weeks, and it'll be mon-friday, 8am to 8pm, that, combined with homeworks, and gf, means no time for items. also, idk, got bored I guess haha =P
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User avatar #483 to #482 - GabeAsher (07/19/2013) [-]
I might, but only if you accept pocahontas back into your life XD haha jk

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User avatar #485 to #484 - GabeAsher (07/19/2013) [-]
Hahaha, you're a tough one.



Dont mention it =)
User avatar #479 - GabeAsher (07/19/2013) [-]
lastmedian, card was already taken, sorry bro lol
User avatar #475 - juceeer (07/18/2013) [-]
<3
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