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#27 - Picture 10/17/2014 on Toys 0
#32 - Thanks Aristocrat! 09/10/2014 on Attack in the night! +1
#210 - Kinda besides the point I know, but what episode is this? This…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/29/2014 on I wanna..can I clap for an... +1
User avatar #231 - galkawhm (08/29/2014) [-]
Here's Quagmire's original dialog
"Okay. I'll tell ya. You are the worst person I know. You constantly hit on your best friend's wife; the man pays for your food and rescued you from certain death and this is how you repay him? And to add insult to injury you defecate all over his yard. And you're such a sponge. You pay for nothing; you always say, "Ooh, I'll getcha later," but later never comes! And what really bothers me is you pretend you're this deep guy who loves women for their souls when all you do is date bimbos. Yeah, I date women for their bodies, but at least I'm honest about it! I don't buy them a copy of The Catcher in the Rye and then lecture them with some 7th Grade interpretation of how Holden Caulfield is some profound intellectual. He wasn't! He was a spoiled brat! And that's why you like him so much: he's you! God, you're pretentious! And you delude yourself by thinking you're some great writer, even though you're terrible. You know, I shoulda known Cheryl Tiegs didn't write me that note. She woulda known there's no "A" in the word "definite!" And I think what I hate most about you is your textbook liberal agenda. How we should, "Legalize Pot, man." How big business is crushing the underclass. How homelessness is the biggest tragedy in America! Well what have you done to help?! I work down at the soup kitchen, Brian! Never seen you down there! You wanna help? Grab a ladle! And by the way: driving a Prius doesn't make you Jesus Christ. Oh, wait! You don't believe in Jesus Christ, or any religion for that matter, because "Religion is for idiots." Well who the hell are you to talk down to anyone?! You failed college twice! Which isn't nearly as bad as your failure as a father. How's that son of yours you never see? But you know what? I could forgive all of that, all of it, if you weren't such a bore! That's the worst of it, Brian. You're just a big, sad, alcoholic bore! (Beat) Well, see ya Brian. Thanks for the fucking steak."
User avatar #232 - galkawhm (08/29/2014) [-]
Btw, Most of that dialog was taken from viewer complaints about Brian.
#229 - Womens Study Major (08/29/2014) [-]
Season 8 episode 7 "Jerome is the New Black"
(They automatically DMCA pretty much everything Family Guy so all there is is bootleg style versions of this part)
User avatar #223 - eddi (08/29/2014) [-]
jerome is the new black
User avatar #222 - sanjix (08/29/2014) [-]
don't know the name, but its the one where brian first finds out that quagmire hates him. the real speech is pretty brutal too.
#105 - To defend what hopefully this poor guy meant, the US does have… 07/17/2014 on Miss. Identified +1
#32 - implying illegal immigrants come here by plane beaner's fw 07/17/2014 on Miss. Identified +9
#249 - A little part of me dies when I see a comment like this and th…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/03/2014 on (untitled) +5
User avatar #353 - thelastamerican (07/04/2014) [-]
You're face is fucking creepy when this dude posts.
User avatar #302 - tehlulzbringer (07/03/2014) [-]
sinconn is a troll
#369 - Can't tell it this is satire or just OP being an asshole. Eith… 05/12/2014 on do not steal credit 0
#185 - As you wish, Dadmin 05/09/2014 on A server broke last night 0
#305 - I'd say no-one has lived under communism because it is a syste… 01/28/2014 on Greed 0
#287 - Does that mean they who are shouldn't? Its just as unfair to h…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/28/2014 on Greed 0
User avatar #324 - lmOldGreg (01/28/2014) [-]
Although what you're saying is true, if there was some way to distribute wealth to an extent were the incredibly rich can still live comfortably, but people in dire situations who have to scavenge for food and are in poverty, it should happen. It's easy to say Oh well these people earned their money doing this and that, but no one chooses to eat/ sleep rough.
User avatar #325 - lmOldGreg (01/28/2014) [-]
If there was some way... I would do it*
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