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#218 - Was hoping Sony would just release a torrent online. Even char… 6 hours ago on Let's make it a thing 0
#30 - When the population:resources ratio is really high, of course … 12/09/2014 on Finland!! 0
#142 - Bitches be jealous 11/27/2014 on Thanksgiving capital letter... 0
#7 - What's the name of the song?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/23/2014 on Meanwhile on Kerbin 0
User avatar #11 - faguette (11/23/2014) [-]
salil sawarim
User avatar #8 - jonnyfrosty (11/23/2014) [-]
Its the 'theme' of the IS
#27 - Picture 10/17/2014 on Toys 0
#32 - Thanks Aristocrat! 09/10/2014 on Attack in the night! +1
#210 - Kinda besides the point I know, but what episode is this? This…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/29/2014 on I wanna..can I clap for an... +1
User avatar #231 - galkawhm (08/29/2014) [-]
Here's Quagmire's original dialog
"Okay. I'll tell ya. You are the worst person I know. You constantly hit on your best friend's wife; the man pays for your food and rescued you from certain death and this is how you repay him? And to add insult to injury you defecate all over his yard. And you're such a sponge. You pay for nothing; you always say, "Ooh, I'll getcha later," but later never comes! And what really bothers me is you pretend you're this deep guy who loves women for their souls when all you do is date bimbos. Yeah, I date women for their bodies, but at least I'm honest about it! I don't buy them a copy of The Catcher in the Rye and then lecture them with some 7th Grade interpretation of how Holden Caulfield is some profound intellectual. He wasn't! He was a spoiled brat! And that's why you like him so much: he's you! God, you're pretentious! And you delude yourself by thinking you're some great writer, even though you're terrible. You know, I shoulda known Cheryl Tiegs didn't write me that note. She woulda known there's no "A" in the word "definite!" And I think what I hate most about you is your textbook liberal agenda. How we should, "Legalize Pot, man." How big business is crushing the underclass. How homelessness is the biggest tragedy in America! Well what have you done to help?! I work down at the soup kitchen, Brian! Never seen you down there! You wanna help? Grab a ladle! And by the way: driving a Prius doesn't make you Jesus Christ. Oh, wait! You don't believe in Jesus Christ, or any religion for that matter, because "Religion is for idiots." Well who the hell are you to talk down to anyone?! You failed college twice! Which isn't nearly as bad as your failure as a father. How's that son of yours you never see? But you know what? I could forgive all of that, all of it, if you weren't such a bore! That's the worst of it, Brian. You're just a big, sad, alcoholic bore! (Beat) Well, see ya Brian. Thanks for the fucking steak."
User avatar #232 - galkawhm (08/29/2014) [-]
Btw, Most of that dialog was taken from viewer complaints about Brian.
#229 - anonymous (08/29/2014) [-]
Season 8 episode 7 "Jerome is the New Black"
(They automatically DMCA pretty much everything Family Guy so all there is is bootleg style versions of this part)
User avatar #223 - eddi (08/29/2014) [-]
jerome is the new black
User avatar #222 - sanjix (08/29/2014) [-]
don't know the name, but its the one where brian first finds out that quagmire hates him. the real speech is pretty brutal too.
#105 - To defend what hopefully this poor guy meant, the US does have… 07/17/2014 on Miss. Identified +1
#32 - implying illegal immigrants come here by plane beaner's fw 07/17/2014 on Miss. Identified +9
#249 - A little part of me dies when I see a comment like this and th…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/03/2014 on (untitled) +5
User avatar #353 - thelastamerican (07/04/2014) [-]
You're face is fucking creepy when this dude posts.
User avatar #302 - tehlulzbringer (07/03/2014) [-]
sinconn is a troll
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