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#45 - Add me to mentions please! 10/02/2015 on Halloween 0
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User avatar #98 - ponchosdm (09/21/2015) [-]
Dark souls is heavily inspired in Berserk, if you liked DS you might like Berserk
User avatar #93 - indalx (09/21/2015) [-]
Berserk is a masterpiece
I recommend watching the Original Old 25 epsodes instead of the 3 "Movies" they made recently.
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User avatar #28106 to #28102 - Furry (03/21/2015) [-]
Yeah sounds like me lol
User avatar #28107 to #28106 - cpawsome (03/23/2015) [-]
The beauty in it is that everyone feels like Tim
User avatar #28108 to #28107 - Furry (03/23/2015) [-]
Irony lol
User avatar #28109 to #28108 - cpawsome (05/09/2015) [-]
Hey babe.
I finally got laid the other day, but it took me like five days without fapping to finally be able to finish. And honestly, after buying plan B today, because I filled her like a water balloon. I think I'd rather stick to the "It's gonna take at least an hour of hard ******* babe."
What's up with you, you horny bastard?
User avatar #28110 to #28109 - Furry (05/14/2015) [-]
Living the apartment life now. Loving it. No one to share it with yet but somebody will come around.

As for first few times having sex. Yeah its hard as **** to orgasm unless you relax. But youre usually too nervous first time to do so
User avatar #28093 to #28092 - Furry (03/06/2015) [-]
whats new with you?
#28094 to #28093 - DemonMatt (03/06/2015) [-]
Uh, that really depends.
When was the last time we talked?
#28101 to #28094 - cpawsome (03/18/2015) [-]
Just reminded me
User avatar #28095 to #28094 - Furry (03/06/2015) [-]
Probably like a year
User avatar #28096 to #28095 - DemonMatt (03/06/2015) [-]
Well, I was in game development, then switched to normal computer programming, uhh...
User avatar #28097 to #28096 - Furry (03/06/2015) [-]
Ive never personally known anyone in that field. Want to talk about it? Im curious
User avatar #28098 to #28097 - DemonMatt (03/06/2015) [-]
I'm still in college, I don't know much about the field. Still have another year to go, I think.
User avatar #28099 to #28098 - Furry (03/06/2015) [-]
Oh alright. Best of luck.

So whats the job you fo prigramming
User avatar #28003 - cpawsome (03/04/2015) [-]
On your phone when your in google chrome, select settings, check the box that says Request desktop site.
User avatar #28068 to #28003 - Furry (03/04/2015) [-]
That may change bro
User avatar #28070 to #28068 - cpawsome (03/04/2015) [-]
It could, I'm open to possibilities.
However I know the kind of person I am, and it's gonna take someone is like me to handle me. The only problem being is that I don't like myself a lot of the time.
User avatar #28082 to #28077 - cpawsome (03/04/2015) [-]
I know that if I want things to change, I gotta change myself, but the problem is that I can't seem to change my behavior.
Just an internal conflict, nothing more.
So how's the new computer working out?
User avatar #28086 to #28082 - Furry (03/04/2015) [-]
What new computer? Im on phone
User avatar #28088 to #28086 - cpawsome (03/04/2015) [-]
Dude, just go to an E-cycle and wait for someone to throw out a laptop. I got a little lenovo right next to me that I use for the HTC power to give project.
User avatar #28090 to #28088 - Furry (03/04/2015) [-]
Lol cool idea but i have a computer
User avatar #28091 to #28090 - cpawsome (03/04/2015) [-]
But it's an okay PC?
User avatar #28074 to #28070 - maybehuman ONLINE (03/04/2015) [-]
well me neither but that just seems to be the human condition.
#28060 to #28003 - maybehuman ONLINE (03/04/2015) [-]
what what?
#28067 to #28060 - cpawsome (03/04/2015) [-]
That picture. I don't understand it's significance.
User avatar #28071 to #28067 - maybehuman ONLINE (03/04/2015) [-]
you said, I like Isis killing, I said idk how to react butchery or funny, I said funny and posted a pic, then you said what, then I said what what with the pic.
User avatar #28073 to #28071 - cpawsome (03/04/2015) [-]
No I understand the way our conversation proceeded, I just don't get how that Black and white was funny.
User avatar #28076 to #28073 - maybehuman ONLINE (03/04/2015) [-]
Isis beheading---> pic of a bloody sword--->???--->profit.
User avatar #28080 to #28076 - cpawsome (03/04/2015) [-]
I just like how ****** up it is, gives me a chuckle.
User avatar #28081 to #28080 - maybehuman ONLINE (03/04/2015) [-]
User avatar #28083 to #28081 - cpawsome (03/04/2015) [-]
Don't ask me why, it just does.
I don't know why I have the thought to put a cigaret out on animals or myself, I just do.
Do I do it? Nope, but I still think about it.
User avatar #28084 to #28083 - maybehuman ONLINE (03/04/2015) [-]
school shooting, lots of ***** at my old high school I wanted ventilated, just thinking of them dead and bloody was enough for me.
User avatar #28085 to #28084 - cpawsome (03/04/2015) [-]
I don't fight anymore.
As I was kicking a kid in the sides one day I just thought of how pointless it is to keep hitting them, they don't bother me enough nd I didn't get any pleasure out of it.
User avatar #28087 to #28085 - maybehuman ONLINE (03/04/2015) [-]
I haven't fought since primary school.
User avatar #28089 to #28087 - cpawsome (03/04/2015) [-]
7th grade for me.
Kid called be a bag of potato chips. It was dumb as **** , but I felt insulted and he kept making advances at me. So we ended up fighting and he got on my back so I did a timber fall, I aimed it so that the back of his head hit the corner of a table. Dazed him for second or two then he started punching my face. I don't remember how I broke free.
#28075 to #28073 - cpawsome (03/04/2015) [-]
Things can be funny when they contradict logic or expectations.
User avatar #28007 to #28003 - maybehuman ONLINE (03/04/2015) [-]
User avatar #28009 to #28007 - cpawsome (03/04/2015) [-]
Hey baby
User avatar #28010 to #28009 - maybehuman ONLINE (03/04/2015) [-]
long time no talk to you to, what's up.
User avatar #28012 to #28010 - cpawsome (03/04/2015) [-]
Nothing really, just been enjoying the beautiful weather.
User avatar #28016 to #28012 - maybehuman ONLINE (03/04/2015) [-]
it's still snowing in Canada, can't wait for it to start melting.
User avatar #28018 to #28016 - cpawsome (03/04/2015) [-]
Just sled on down to America mate.
We got fun.
How is the family?
User avatar #28021 to #28018 - maybehuman ONLINE (03/04/2015) [-]
everywhere, Mexico, Montreal and Ontario, got the house to myself for a week. lots of work sadly, need to get ride of at least half the animals we own.
User avatar #28023 to #28021 - cpawsome (03/04/2015) [-]
Slaughter or sell?
Because either way you could throw a pretty good party.
User avatar #28027 to #28023 - maybehuman ONLINE (03/04/2015) [-]
sell, duh **** you mean party? explain?
User avatar #28031 to #28027 - cpawsome (03/04/2015) [-]
Well out here in california you can do an auction at the fairgrounds and sell your animals. I assume up there you can host a small semi formal party and have people bid on the animals, saying that some proceeds will go to a charity of the buyers choice.

If it was a slougher, you could put an ad up on craigslist and blast metal as people beheaded goats with their machetes.
User avatar #28032 to #28031 - maybehuman ONLINE (03/04/2015) [-]
I cry like a bitch over a picture so beheading might be to much for me.
User avatar #28036 to #28032 - cpawsome (03/04/2015) [-]
Well... okay.
But in all seriousness what has left you so emotionally vulnerable to that?
User avatar #28041 to #28036 - maybehuman ONLINE (03/04/2015) [-]
well first of all, I love my animals except the geese I had no problem killing them for diner.
second I'm a nursing student and I made my emotional wall and can operate in blood and death but when I get home, little stuff on the internet especially human kindness feel make me bawl up, and the last time I cried was maybe 2 years ago...don't know.
User avatar #28043 to #28041 - cpawsome (03/04/2015) [-]
So basically, you're a pussy on the internet?
User avatar #28045 to #28043 - maybehuman ONLINE (03/04/2015) [-]
User avatar #28047 to #28045 - cpawsome (03/04/2015) [-]
Well that's okay in my book.
I still like ISIS executions tho...
#28050 to #28047 - maybehuman ONLINE (03/04/2015) [-]
you little 			****		... idk if I should react with funny or butthurt.
you little **** ... idk if I should react with funny or butthurt.
#28056 to #28052 - maybehuman ONLINE (03/04/2015) [-]
I'll go with funny
#28059 to #28056 - cpawsome (03/04/2015) [-]
User avatar #28005 to #28003 - Furry (03/04/2015) [-]
What will that get me?
also hi!!!
User avatar #28008 to #28005 - cpawsome (03/04/2015) [-]
That will get you the Non-Mobile version of the site, so you can have full access/

And hello. I have failed the tasks I set myself out to do.
User avatar #28013 to #28008 - Furry (03/04/2015) [-]
Oh thats no longer necessary! The new mobile is very nice! I would hate to access the desktop version by comparison (i have in past)

Now whats new with you?
User avatar #28014 to #28013 - cpawsome (03/04/2015) [-]

I have a job, I have an internship, and I think I'm getting a better handle on my mental health. What about you?
User avatar #28017 to #28014 - Furry (03/04/2015) [-]
Only real change in my kife is im crushing on this really nice girl i met. We havnt done any real advances tiwards each other but weve been out on a few dates andcreally enjoy each others company
User avatar #28019 to #28017 - cpawsome (03/04/2015) [-]
Great! How long have you been dating?
Girl walked off from my date last night haha
User avatar #28024 to #28019 - Furry (03/04/2015) [-]
Oh and weve been on 4 dates and shared a ciuple kisses.
User avatar #28022 to #28019 - Furry (03/04/2015) [-]
Im sorry to hear that but theres way more fish in the city! Just keep your confudence high, be yourself, and be patient. Youll meet the ine when youre hapoy doing your usual thing
User avatar #28029 to #28022 - maybehuman ONLINE (03/04/2015) [-]
you having an anurisum or something? not a grammar Nazi but weird.
User avatar #28033 to #28029 - Furry (03/04/2015) [-]
Mobile keyboard

Too lazy to go back and fix
User avatar #28034 to #28033 - maybehuman ONLINE (03/04/2015) [-]
User avatar #28028 to #28022 - cpawsome (03/04/2015) [-]
I'm 18, I can wait until 25 if I need to.
Besides I don't want to tolerate anyones BS.

Anyway, how long have you know her?
Do you have sound? Cuz there's a few songs I keep listening to recently about this topic.
User avatar #28035 to #28028 - Furry (03/04/2015) [-]
I first met her 2 months ago
User avatar #28037 to #28035 - cpawsome (03/04/2015) [-]
Hmm, I might be wrong here, but after 2 months of dating you should be pretty well acquainted with her body mate.
User avatar #28039 to #28037 - Furry (03/04/2015) [-]
Only 4 dates. She has a very busy life. 3 jobs and family related responsibilities. If im lucky she'll have free time on either wednesday or sunday evenings but then i need that time off too
User avatar #28040 to #28039 - cpawsome (03/04/2015) [-]
Ah **** man. Adult life at it's finest.
User avatar #28042 to #28040 - Furry (03/04/2015) [-]
Well apositive of adult life is money and sex
User avatar #28046 to #28042 - cpawsome (03/04/2015) [-]
Yeah, but that varies.
After about 30 people tend to settle down.
User avatar #28049 to #28046 - Furry (03/04/2015) [-]
I aint gonna settle down lol **** that
User avatar #28051 to #28049 - cpawsome (03/04/2015) [-]
Second marage divorce rates are higher than first marage rates anyway.
Why would you want to loose all that money?
User avatar #28054 to #28051 - Furry (03/04/2015) [-]
Oh i dont think im the marrying type. Im very much a one girl kinda guy i would never have it in me to cheat but i haver basicalky no faith in marriages and dont find them interesting for any reason besides tax breaks
User avatar #28057 to #28054 - cpawsome (03/04/2015) [-]
Chicks like guys that want to marry; just the way it is.
But I'm with you on that.
User avatar #28061 to #28057 - Furry (03/04/2015) [-]
I agree that thats a stereotype. But im not attracted to girls of the personality that usually follow that stereotype. This is nit something olanned but ive been niticing it
User avatar #28065 to #28061 - cpawsome (03/04/2015) [-]
I meet a person I like once every 5 years or so.
It'll be a long time for me. I'm almost okay with that.
#28002 - maybehuman ONLINE (03/04/2015) [-]
nice to hear your back, back again... so what's new?
I've been getting mobile problems.
User avatar #28078 to #28002 - Furry (03/04/2015) [-]
Flakey ice
User avatar #28079 to #28078 - maybehuman ONLINE (03/04/2015) [-]
icicles, lots of them.
User avatar #28004 to #28002 - Furry (03/04/2015) [-]
Ive only had that problem once. Its working great for me
User avatar #28006 to #28004 - maybehuman ONLINE (03/04/2015) [-]
so how'd you been mate, what has happened to Ya since Christmas.
User avatar #28011 to #28006 - Furry (03/04/2015) [-]
Well not muc other than i met a really nice girl. We hvnt had any major advances towards eachother but we seem to really like each others company. Been on 4 dates that have just gone on and on for hours laughing and story telling ect
User avatar #28015 to #28011 - maybehuman ONLINE (03/04/2015) [-]
it's in the bag mate, you sho... girl...oh **** I thought you were gay. lol, well everything sound like it's going well between the two of you. when are you going to introduce her to us.
User avatar #28020 to #28015 - Furry (03/04/2015) [-]
Na ive always been mostly straight. Girls are my thing. I used to post kess than straight content because uts what my friends wanted to see.
User avatar #28025 to #28020 - maybehuman ONLINE (03/04/2015) [-]
likewise friend, will you be posting more often?
User avatar #28026 to #28025 - Furry (03/04/2015) [-]
No because i dont plan to turn my phone into a porn drive lol
#28030 to #28026 - maybehuman ONLINE (03/04/2015) [-]
lol, I sweat when I need to let a friend use my phone for a call. not all porn but...
User avatar #28038 to #28030 - Furry (03/04/2015) [-]
Lol i have nothing questionable on my phone besides thay fact im logged into this account
#28044 to #28038 - maybehuman ONLINE (03/04/2015) [-]
good luck with the new girl, send pics for us to fap to, jk I keep thinking I'm funny.
User avatar #28048 to #28044 - Furry (03/04/2015) [-]
Nit that im against it in concept but i have no intention of taking pics of her anyway. If her cloths are off i have mych better things to be doing
#28053 to #28048 - maybehuman ONLINE (03/04/2015) [-]
Damn I have no thumb up pic so... thumb up and I completely understand.
User avatar #28055 to #28053 - Furry (03/04/2015) [-]
#28058 to #28055 - maybehuman ONLINE (03/04/2015) [-]
is there anything you'd like to talk about?
User avatar #28062 to #28058 - Furry (03/04/2015) [-]
Nothings coming to mind right now
#28063 to #28062 - maybehuman ONLINE (03/04/2015) [-]
I'll wait...
User avatar #28064 to #28063 - Furry (03/04/2015) [-]
For rain?
#28066 to #28064 - maybehuman ONLINE (03/04/2015) [-]
...for subject matter. rain? I'm in Canada it's snow.
User avatar #28069 to #28066 - Furry (03/04/2015) [-]
Cold rain
User avatar #28072 to #28069 - maybehuman ONLINE (03/04/2015) [-]
*frozen rain*
#28001 - wafflemastur (01/27/2015) [-]
Going through old friends comments on their profile. When I got to yours the first thing I saw was something about you masturbating on camera.
User avatar #27996 - instalation ONLINE (12/26/2014) [-]
Merry Christmas Lysol!
User avatar #27998 to #27996 - Furry (12/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #27990 - maybehuman ONLINE (12/25/2014) [-]
Merry Christmas Ya furry bastard :3
User avatar #27992 to #27990 - Furry (12/25/2014) [-]
Merry Yiffmas!
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User avatar #27991 to #27989 - Furry (12/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #27994 to #27993 - Furry (12/25/2014) [-]
User avatar #27995 to #27994 - majormayor (12/25/2014) [-]
they are silly
User avatar #27997 to #27995 - Furry (12/26/2014) [-]
mhm ^^
User avatar #27999 to #27997 - majormayor (12/26/2014) [-]
why are they a thing anyway?
You should know. You're the one named "Furry."
User avatar #28000 to #27999 - Furry (12/26/2014) [-]
oh the reasoning is different for each person, theres a wide variety of responses some simple some complicated, some ppl just dont ******* know

theres also all knds of degrees of fuzziness, like some ppl only kinda think cat ears are cute and then there are ppl who like kinda cartoony stuffs, then theres ppl who like realistic stuffs

theres the kind of person who only likes to play with the idea of it and then theres ppl who wish through some means scientific or otherwise they could someday become one, then theres the nuts who think they are lol

all i can do is give you my own personal point of view but it would only get you so far lol
User avatar #27987 to #27986 - Furry (11/03/2014) [-]
#27988 to #27987 - hentaiacc (11/03/2014) [-]
Anything you got there for me,   
It doesn't matter virgin or not.
Anything you got there for me,
It doesn't matter virgin or not.

User avatar #27985 - twillight (08/01/2014) [-]
Lola Bunny-Booty Bunny
#27953 - cpawsome (07/24/2014) [-]
Remember that time you:
fapped on camera
Became a cop
Didn't participate in helping prevent a possible suicide(something about Darwinism)
stole comment virginities
MM with me the comment links to thumb ban that kid

Good times

User avatar #27975 to #27953 - Furry (07/28/2014) [-]
Oh god it wasnt until about a week after my 22nd birthday
#27976 to #27975 - cpawsome (07/28/2014) [-]
Any regrets?   
Like not fapping beforehand?   
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Any regrets?
Like not fapping beforehand?

Random GIF
User avatar #27977 to #27976 - Furry (07/28/2014) [-]
No. Naturally i wasnt very good at first. She was patient and gave me some tips. Luckily it turned out when it came to going down i was a ******* natural. I onew exactly what i was looking fir. Found it. And made it cum. XD
#27978 to #27977 - cpawsome (07/28/2014) [-]
Natural born lady killer!   
I should probably go to the gym more haha.   
I ain't got a face, so I guess I need the body lolz
Natural born lady killer!
I should probably go to the gym more haha.
I ain't got a face, so I guess I need the body lolz
User avatar #27979 to #27978 - Furry (07/28/2014) [-]
Im fairly average. Theres nothing wrong with me. But i dont stand out either. and ya know each woman out there will take note of different things about you. thus far one girl ive been with was one of those love at first site type things. I saw her. I found myself incredibaly attracted to her. And with nothing more than the confidence in my eyes did i tell her id like to sleep with her. a couple incidents of small talk later and were making plans to go out on a date. Went to go pick her up. We shared one if those "i want to tear your cloths off looks" and well yeah we never left her place lol.

but now the other girl ive been with that would have never worked for. Through somewhat related jobs we ran into each other on occasion with time to talk. We made each other laughva lot. And after a few weeks of exchanging stories and kaughs i took her out on aproper date. enjoyed more laughs. Shared tastes in music. Found stuff we had in common. And after several dates ended up sleeping together and being really happoy for a time

Where im going with this is that simply building muscle wont equal sex.
you gotta think about the type of girl you want.
easy, slutty, curvy, athlete, funny, educated, dumb as dirt, ect
do you want to meet a girl who spends her free time excersing? Or at a library? Or working on her education? Or gaming?

Sure maybe building muscle will help get you a girl to sleep with you but is it cuz she likes you for you or did she just want someone with strong arms cuz thats her thing?

My advice find a gurl who goes well with your oersonality. Date her. Cuz sex with a friend. And sex with someone who realky loves and cares for you are a lot different. I prefer the second. Sone ppl prefer the first.
User avatar #27980 to #27979 - cpawsome (07/28/2014) [-]
I'm nearly out of HS, I'm extremely shallow when it comes to such matters.
While ideally, I would find someone that works mentally with me, it's not necessarily what I'm gonna get for awhile or ever.
User avatar #27981 to #27980 - Furry (07/28/2014) [-]
Hey look at this way. That first girl you **** . Youre not gonna marry her. Hey you know the girl after that one. Guess what not gonna marry her either.

Just dont **** ppl who think probably have something contageous. And just in case always wearca condom start to finish. Bitch wants cum insude her tell her to go down and clean up.

Also its past 1am abd im on my ohone. You orob guessed this, but **** gramnar. **** punctuation. And especially **** soelking.
User avatar #27982 to #27981 - cpawsome (07/28/2014) [-]
lol yeah
Hit me up again
User avatar #27983 to #27982 - Furry (07/28/2014) [-]
*punches you*
User avatar #27984 to #27983 - cpawsome (07/28/2014) [-]
User avatar #27954 to #27953 - Furry (07/24/2014) [-]
omfg yes, soooo many good times
thank you for reminding of these XD

i used to love taking comment virginities
User avatar #27955 to #27954 - cpawsome (07/24/2014) [-]
Jesus, where's the drama gone. It's like stale water around here.
User avatar #27956 to #27955 - Furry (07/24/2014) [-]
im watching all of season one of RWBY since season 2 comes out tomorrow
#27957 to #27956 - cpawsome (07/24/2014) [-]
*******		 anime, claiming the lives of millions.   
Lucky for me, my competition goes down.   
>As if I can compete   
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******* anime, claiming the lives of millions.
Lucky for me, my competition goes down.
>As if I can compete

Random GIF
User avatar #27958 to #27957 - Furry (07/24/2014) [-]
i miss the days where i spammed the living hell out of **** with furry

ive created SOOOO many furries on fj
#27959 to #27958 - cpawsome Comment deleted by Furry [-]
User avatar #27960 to #27959 - Furry (07/24/2014) [-]
lmfao those are gold

and normal is boring i made you better =3


also deleting your comment due to **** in pic
User avatar #27961 to #27960 - cpawsome (07/24/2014) [-]
******* Flora.....
I was so entranced on that ******* comic that I read 7 years of work in 3 days.
I didn't ask for this......
User avatar #27962 to #27961 - Furry (07/24/2014) [-]
i did the same thing
Flora is so god damned adorably sexy
#27963 to #27962 - cpawsome (07/24/2014) [-]
I got a breakfast date in 8 hours with this asian guy across the way.    
I gotta get some sleep.   
>Spell checked 4 times   
Anyhow, you have made lives complicated.   
At least mine.   
			****		 you, I love you!
I got a breakfast date in 8 hours with this asian guy across the way.
I gotta get some sleep.
>Spell checked 4 times
Anyhow, you have made lives complicated.
At least mine.
**** you, I love you!
User avatar #27965 to #27963 - Furry (07/26/2014) [-]
howd it go?
#27966 to #27965 - cpawsome (07/28/2014) [-]
Pretty good, we made some of the 			*********		 pancakes and eggs.   
we laughed at our sleep deprived drunken ability to cook
Pretty good, we made some of the ********* pancakes and eggs.
we laughed at our sleep deprived drunken ability to cook
User avatar #27967 to #27966 - Furry (07/28/2014) [-]
Thats sounds like a pretty good time
#27968 to #27967 - cpawsome (07/28/2014) [-]
That's how I roll.
So what you been doing for fun these days?
User avatar #27969 to #27968 - Furry (07/28/2014) [-]
Just got home after 9 hours of playing magic the gathering and cards against humanity with friends
User avatar #27970 to #27969 - cpawsome (07/28/2014) [-]
Hah, damn. That almost beets my trip to Sf today, went to the golden gate park, and the japanese tea garden. I was gonna make it to china town, pick up a new butterfly knife, but it got too late.
User avatar #27971 to #27970 - Furry (07/28/2014) [-]
Yeah. It was a great day. Coincidently an ex was there. God i miss ******* her. The only thing i miss however
User avatar #27972 to #27971 - cpawsome (07/28/2014) [-]
Puts spanking the monkey to shame, dont it?
heh heh
However, some people just ain't worth it.
User avatar #27973 to #27972 - Furry (07/28/2014) [-]

Hell since i stopped dating that amazing chick (differechicks) ive been jacking off twice a day lol
User avatar #27974 to #27973 - cpawsome (07/28/2014) [-]
I don't think I've bet it in like 3 days, I just dont care anymore.
Then again, I think I'm depressed, hard for me to tell cause I don't really have strong emotions. but lol, lets not get into that.
How old were you the first time you got laid anyway?
User avatar #27964 to #27963 - Furry (07/24/2014) [-]
night bro ^^
User avatar #27945 - Proximity (07/22/2014) [-]
How ya holdin' up?
User avatar #27946 to #27945 - Furry (07/22/2014) [-]
in regards to?
User avatar #27947 to #27946 - Proximity (07/22/2014) [-]
You had a fairly rough time
I'm checking in to see how you're feeling
User avatar #27948 to #27947 - Furry (07/22/2014) [-]
thanks man
and thx to friends like you both on fj and where i live ive gotten a lot off my chest and im doing quite well

now im mostly to the point of where the ****** hell do i find a girl as awesome as my last
User avatar #27949 to #27948 - Proximity (07/22/2014) [-]
Glad you're recovering from it pretty well

You'll find someone somehow. Happened once, it can happen again

It's like lightning. Your chance of being struck only gets higher
User avatar #27951 to #27949 - Furry (07/22/2014) [-]
well thx again man
User avatar #27952 to #27951 - Proximity (07/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, of course, I like to help
I know it hurts to go through that
User avatar #27950 to #27949 - Furry (07/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #27944 to #27943 - Furry (07/18/2014) [-]
lol love that actor

sherlock ftw
User avatar #27940 - redrepeater (07/06/2014) [-]
How many notes do you get a day for your name?
User avatar #27941 to #27940 - Furry (07/07/2014) [-]
before i turned it off
id say average 250 a day
User avatar #27942 to #27941 - redrepeater (07/07/2014) [-]
Hue hue hue
#27935 - DemonMatt (05/18/2014) [-]
I need to read my **** more.
User avatar #27937 to #27936 - DemonMatt (05/20/2014) [-]
Stuff about not being able to log in and then being able to log in.
User avatar #27938 to #27937 - Furry (05/20/2014) [-]
lol that really old MM i sent?
#27939 to #27938 - DemonMatt (05/20/2014) [-]
Yep. Really need to read my messages more often.
User avatar #27924 - falanvaul (05/05/2014) [-]
Been a long while since we've talked. How ya been?
User avatar #27927 to #27924 - Furry (05/05/2014) [-]
Oh fantastic
got fired from a **** job
now working less **** job for same **** pay lol!
User avatar #27928 to #27927 - falanvaul (05/05/2014) [-]
How'd you get fired if I may ask?
Move to Seattle, or wherever it was. They increased minimum wage to 15$ an hour.
Least its less **** .
User avatar #27929 to #27928 - Furry (05/05/2014) [-]
Too tired to tell long version

Short version

Employee backed into fence
By that i mean the tail hitch lightly kissed tge fence on the cheek

Im supervisor on shift
see no damage done
dont report
fired for not reporting vehicke accident
User avatar #27930 to #27929 - falanvaul (05/05/2014) [-]
That's stupid as **** . Besides that, I'm glad you got all that **** with your account sorted out.
User avatar #27931 to #27930 - Furry (05/05/2014) [-]
Hey i was getting to comfortable at that low pay job. I honestly needed tge kick in tge ass

Now looking into getting an apprenticeship for electrician
User avatar #27932 to #27931 - falanvaul (05/05/2014) [-]
Awesome. Always good to look up to something.

Personally I can't find a job to save my ******* life.
User avatar #27933 to #27932 - Furry (05/05/2014) [-]
Considering how over populated my area i find it incredibly easy to pick up multiple minimum wage jobs

But i dont want to rely on those i want to do better things with my life
User avatar #27934 to #27933 - falanvaul (05/05/2014) [-]
Good. It's the better thing to do.
User avatar #27923 - lordvimless (05/05/2014) [-]
should have locked it to your email
User avatar #27926 to #27923 - Furry (05/05/2014) [-]
youre right but its ok now admin helped
User avatar #27922 - omegasoul (05/03/2014) [-]
User avatar #27925 to #27922 - Furry (05/05/2014) [-]
Thanks my friend
that would have been a good bsck up but its all taken care of now
User avatar #27919 - wiredguy ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
have you forgotten your email password as well?
User avatar #27920 to #27919 - Furry (05/03/2014) [-]
lol no
everythings all good now
sunset talked to admin and admin was nice enough to help me out
User avatar #27921 to #27920 - wiredguy ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
oh awesome. good to hear

maybe set up an email this time, eh
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