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A degenerate sword loving, fencing, asshole. Been on FJ since 13, now I'm twenty DAMN.

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#84 - Today I decided to become a Pescatarian. Any thoughts?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2016 on difficult 0
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#90 - ludislavonac (07/23/2016) [-]
Not really, eat a lot of leafy greens and legumes. Also don't forget your oats and nuts
#6 - Explanation please  [+] (2 new replies) 07/21/2016 on Mr. 0
#7 - jeckboi (07/21/2016) [-]
Young knights-in-training were called Pages and did tasks like deliviring messages and shit, hence the "Page not found"
#10 - theydontlikeu (07/21/2016) [-]
good one, mate.
#30 - Oi. Add me. 07/19/2016 on Kickass Facts Part 24 0
#20 - Picture 07/19/2016 on A True sad story +41
#49 - Someone explain to an ignorant American what happened in Turke…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/17/2016 on Turkey coupe +1
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#122 - thefikiboklife (07/17/2016) [-]
Just information:
Soldiers, Armored vehicles and a few tanks line up in the capital and İstanbul
News report that this might be a coup
TSK(Turkish Armed Forces) reveals that this is indeed a coup
National news channel reads the declaration
Erdogan calls citizens to counter the military Calling civilians to defend himself is utterly sickening but wait there's more!
Citizens actually counter the military, military retreats
Coup is over, before it started
However there's still some armed conflict going on between the military and the pro-coup military

More than just information:
Turkey has had 2 military coups before, which were nothing like the current one
This coup lacked strategy and the basic rules of military coup 101 like:
>do not reveal the coup before arresting the government
>start the coup early in the morning so nobody knows until they wake up
>do not bomb the fucking parliament building,
and the most important
>absolutely do not arrange a coup without the chief of the general staff's approval

the "coup" lacked all of these steps in order to be successful so it's obvious that this coup had no intention to become successful. That proves that the coup was indeed staged by the government. But Why? Now Erdogan has more supporters and he can finally get his presidency (So he won't need a prime minister anymore)
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#93 - mytwocents (07/17/2016) [-]
Erdogan staged an uprising to blow away the last opposing turkroaches that stand in his way of becoming a fundamentalistic-despotic pasha-emperor.
the next step in his dream of unitiny the turk people under his new Ottoman Empire 2.0 will be conquering the balkan and large parts of iran, kasachstan plus some rather unknown former soviet republics, up to the chinese border.
i predict a war among turkroaches Vs. the remains of Europistan, the US and/or Russia in the next 20 years.
#84 - anon (07/17/2016) [-]
there was a secular coup d'etat by a small part of the military in turkey. didnt work, turkish people went on the street to protest and fight for erdogan. now ergogan is using it to cleanse the apparatus of state from everyone who is against his conservative muslim party. looks like turkey is going to be some kind of a dictatorship from now on and the west is supporting him.
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#58 - iamkagji (07/17/2016) [-]
There was a military coup because Roachman is shit. The Muslims lost their shit over it, because they think Roachman has divine right to rule. To make matters worse, not all the soldiers were aware that the coup was real. A lot thought it was just a drill, while others didn't know anything was going on at all until the civies started to do what Muslims do.
#51 - kilthenarzijuws (07/17/2016) [-]
Erdogan will become the next new dictator after saddam and co ..pushed by the western goverment, sells weapons from ur goverment to the IS.. he is the to go guy..
#1300 - *************** used "*roll 1, 000-999*"** *************** … 07/12/2016 on Roll for a qt GF 0
#508 - Rage faces? Please. I've been here since the fall of the Green… 07/12/2016 on is this still relevant? +1
#9 - >In a time where women were housekeeping cumdumpsters. …  [+] (14 new replies) 07/11/2016 on it's never been better +29
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#31 - europe (07/11/2016) [-]
The average happiness of women has actually decreased in the past few decades tho
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#28 - cheezersnacks (07/11/2016) [-]
>In a time where women were housekeeping cumdumpsters.

If it was so horrible, then why has female happiness been in steady decline over the years when we have moved away from this society?


>Where, in this degenerate society, it was okay and even public sport to kill people of a different hue of skin color.

You do know that's waaay befpre the time period shown in that picture. There was lynchings still ( very "few", when comparing to how prevalent it was ealier in history ) and the klan was larger than now, but racial equality had improved much from "public sport to kill people of a different hue of skin color."

I'd say the picture represents the 50s in America, the style and classical nuclear family.

"Public sport" of killing blacks, can't say I've researched it too much, but my guess would be that it ended somewhere around 1865 when the American civil war ended. Maybe earlier, maybe later, but still atleast around 90 years from the year depicted in the picture. Most likely earlier as you're probably thinking of lynchings of black men which started to heavily decline in the 1920s.

Remember lynching does not equal a group of whites killing a black man, it's basically vigilante justice but a group of people does it instead usually by hanging. But because there was around 3:1 more lynchings of blacks than whites it has become almost synonym with group violence towards blacks.

And I'm a sucker for history so this was supposed to be a short comment to you but then I decided to research it, and it's pretty interesting. Even for a non-american as american culture I see as the predominant one in the western world.

Also, it's getting pretty annoying the propaganda of how horrible western civilization is and has always been, so... That's why I replied to you. I'm pretty darn tired and not a native speaker, so this whole post turned into a big ramble and I wanna hit the hay and not shorten it down.

Also excuse any grammatical errors I might have done here.
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#50 - nigeltheoutlaw (07/11/2016) [-]
I grew a neckbeard just reading your comment.
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#74 - cheezersnacks (07/12/2016) [-]
Ah yes, searching for the truth in what makes humans happy in society and what happened in history. What a loser, amirite?
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#75 - nigeltheoutlaw (07/12/2016) [-]
Aw yeah man the truth is that women are meant to be fucked and cummed inside of just like in my animu, they practically beg for it with the shit they wear now. Then they have lots of babies and have dinner ready so you can get sucked off while eating amirite? Women are happiest with a cock in their mouth namsayin? God, we need to send a copy of your comment to every cock sleeve (also known as female """"""""humans""""&q uot;""") on the planet so they can see how damaging equal rights and opportunities really is to them. You're the hero the world needs, good on you.
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#78 - cheezersnacks (07/12/2016) [-]
Your first assumption is that in the 50s women were only considered housekeepers and "cumdumpsters". Obviously this is not true, but if you actually believe this, then you get in a tricky situation as the statistics show that women's happiness has been declining since this time period as you can see in the link I provided.

I've never said women should only serve as some kind of "cumdumpster", that's what you're saying I'm saying.

Basically what I was saying in my first post was that the family structure, nuclear family in particular is showing an improved happiness in women. And I provided the proof by linking to the study.

Why I did this was because the one I replied to was saying that women in that time period was housekeeping "cumdumpsters", an obviously negative term. This is not true, and if it is true I asked him why females' happiness has been declining since moving away from the nucler family structure. That family structure he describes in negative terms.

Not much point discussing this with you as it seems you're not interested in discussing facts but only regurgitate the leftist and third wave feminist propaganda and virtue signaling with no facts to back your statements.
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#35 - strobler (07/11/2016) [-]
It has been a common trend, when people fight for an idea they wont be as happy because... u kno, conflict.
Doesn't mean that things were better, just more people ignoring the problem.

tl;dr Ignorance is bliss
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#13 - anon (07/11/2016) [-]
>In a time, where women can't housekeep and are cumdumpsters only for niggers and sandniggers
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#15 - carrotpotato (07/11/2016) [-]
Well someone sounds bitter.
#42 - anon (07/11/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**"Boo hoo hoo you sound mean. Your a meanie. I'm always right because your mean."
Thatv's what you sound like you're cancer you decadent little shithead.
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#77 - carrotpotato (07/12/2016) [-]
I'll take that over the "Boohoo. Women aren't physically attracted to me/ I'm too young to understand how affection works so I'll just take the internet jokes seriously and blame my personal faults on women and other races." that you are doing.
#10 - anon (07/11/2016) [-]
But now anybody can be a cumdumpster! Progress! 😂
#25 - There were multiple shooters right?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2016 on Shooting in Dallas TX after... +1
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#30 - rochal (07/11/2016) [-]
Yeah, but the media will only report about the one they caught to prevent the spread of mass hysteria, just like they lied about the amount of shooters in Orlando
#16 - The beauty is that you can see the maturity rising. After he f…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/11/2016 on Berserk Evolution 0
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#19 - zombifier (07/11/2016) [-]
I take it the mark went away then?
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#32 - yellowcardraiden (07/11/2016) [-]
No, he still has the Brand.
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#23 - brobyddark (07/11/2016) [-]
They still have the mark But they have a witch that can dull the mark's effect and they could just stay on Elf island.