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FormerAnonAssassin

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Date Signed Up:3/20/2010
Last Login:10/14/2013
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#29 - It was easy reading GLADOS (i forget which letters are lower c…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/24/2013 on Portal: Rust in Peace +1
#38 - anonymous (08/24/2013) [-]
Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System.
GLaDOS
#39 - FormerAnonAssassin (08/24/2013) [-]
Thanks, anon bro.
User avatar #35 - brainiacs (08/24/2013) [-]
Since I saw the first panel, I just imagined a little girl's voice for some reason.
#99 - ****** got a toy from Batman....  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2013 on Long live the king +1
#112 - senhortobias (08/24/2013) [-]
fucking batman...
#285 - Picture 08/24/2013 on late night feels from /b/ +1
#13 - I think it's a bad idea because Skyfall ruined the Codename: J… 08/22/2013 on GENIUS +1
#29 - Picture 08/22/2013 on (untitled) +4
#89 - Picture 08/22/2013 on Growing Up - read description +1
#88 - All my feels....  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2013 on Growing Up - read description +3
#114 - Ulmer (08/22/2013) [-]
#16 - Picture 08/22/2013 on no +25
#29 - Picture 08/22/2013 on Na na na na na Dende +8
#65 - Sure, this gave me a feel. But these posts should be parodies … 08/22/2013 on sad 0
#120 - I tried to find a gif of Brian Griffin saying, "Son of a … 08/22/2013 on Malfoy 0
#123 - "Wait a minute... I'm a faggot!" 08/22/2013 on Oh Porn -2
#11 - Picture 08/22/2013 on a beautiful sadness +6
#3 - The Wanderer never did understand how his conversational abili…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2013 on he's got a handle on things +7
#4 - beroty (08/22/2013) [-]
#49 - Why you gotta ruin Emily Osment for me?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/21/2013 on Malfoy +11
#95 - Reydel (08/22/2013) [-]
#120 - FormerAnonAssassin (08/22/2013) [-]
I tried to find a gif of Brian Griffin saying, "Son of a bitch!" in reaction to 18 year old Lois to best convey my feelings toward this picture.
User avatar #107 - captalexander (08/22/2013) [-]
Hot damn.
#201 - I read that in his voice.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2013 on Best Cosplay Ever +4
User avatar #206 - nyawgga (08/21/2013) [-]
I wasn't kidding
#198 - Love the costume, but i think i missed the joke. I'm not as cu…  [+] (14 new replies) 08/21/2013 on Best Cosplay Ever +4
User avatar #255 - kschmidty (08/21/2013) [-]
He's cosplaying as a character from an anime.
#199 - nyawgga (08/21/2013) [-]
Cultured? Just because you're not chinese and watch all those cartoons, that doesn't mean you're uncultured, it just means you're straight!
User avatar #254 - kschmidty (08/21/2013) [-]
What do you have against anime?
#261 - nyawgga (08/21/2013) [-]
It's fucking gay for one thing, so in most cases I try to avoid it.

However, when it's over hyped and way too famous, and you see it every fucking where, it gets on your nerves. A lot.

Anime is like Justin Bieber, or Pewdiepie. Tolerable, only if they're kept out of your lives. But they aren't. Whether it's constantly being played on the radio(Justin Bieber) or constantly being a recommended video(Pewdiepie) , or constantly reaching front page(anime), I've fucking had enough of it, and I'd really like it to stop.
User avatar #263 - kschmidty (08/21/2013) [-]
It's fine that you don't like it but that doesn't mean you have to be jerk and insult people who do.
#272 - nyawgga (08/22/2013) [-]
Yes I do, because maybe it will make them feel insecure and that will make them stop liking it, and therefore ending its existence.
User avatar #273 - kschmidty (08/22/2013) [-]
I'm sure that you have something that you like. how would you feel if someone were insult you for it.
#277 - nyawgga (08/22/2013) [-]
I wouldn't care because I know I'm not a fag
#278 - kschmidty (08/22/2013) [-]
Alright I've tried reasoning with you but I now see that's pointless because you are a dick.
#279 - nyawgga (08/22/2013) [-]
Stay off my lawn, you chink bastard
#280 - kschmidty (08/22/2013) [-]
#220 - kuroking (08/21/2013) [-]
#201 - FormerAnonAssassin (08/21/2013) [-]
I read that in his voice.
User avatar #206 - nyawgga (08/21/2013) [-]
I wasn't kidding
#409 - They usually don't work because the majority of missing childr… 08/21/2013 on poor guy please help 0
#24 - Amber Alerts usually don't work.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/20/2013 on poor guy please help +9
#202 - nebraskaom (08/20/2013) [-]
Amber alerts usually don't work because children missing are usually never found or are dead. However they and the police are better than walking around with a sign.
But seeing as people have said this is going around facebook and shit, I'm assuming those have already been tried and this is just a dad doing everything he can to get his kid back.
#409 - FormerAnonAssassin (08/21/2013) [-]
They usually don't work because the majority of missing children cases are due to being taken by a parent who lost a custody battle, so in most cases the child was never in any danger, or because by the time an Amber Alert is sent out and the child is taken by a genuinely dangerous individual, the child is already dead.
#342 - anonymous (08/20/2013) [-]
Not everyone watches the news, He is just trying to reach as any people as possible, cut him some slack.
#14 - Picture 08/20/2013 on Uh Oh 0
#23 - Norse religion master race?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2013 on A fair argument 0
User avatar #29 - Decept (08/20/2013) [-]
it is
#26 - I'm sure that the story teller caught a fly once. Maybe even t… 08/20/2013 on Lucky OP +2
#27 - This makes me want to be a teacher. I really don't want to be … 08/20/2013 on Imagination +5
#46 - I didn't ask for these feels.... 08/20/2013 on Oh.. +2
#20 - Picture 08/20/2013 on Awkward Moment 0
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#3 - kaslin (06/22/2013) [-]
I hope you saved that ME dump last night because some little 						****					 bag went and flagged the entire thing as illegal.
I hope you saved that ME dump last night because some little **** bag went and flagged the entire thing as illegal.
#4 to #3 - FormerAnonAssassin (06/22/2013) [-]
Oh **** , dude. Yeah, i managed to get it. Thanks again, bro.
#1 - gagelovesyou (02/14/2011) [-]
Comment virginity taken by GageLovesYou
#2 to #1 - FormerAnonAssassin (02/14/2011) [-]
Thanks.
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