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#13 - My grandma is scared take a shower because she watched this sc…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/04/2013 on i know this feeling +17
#60 - cazabrow (05/04/2013) [-]
And you better hope to sweet jesus she hasn't seen this..
#59 - cazabrow (05/04/2013) [-]
I watched this in year 9, ill admit it scared the fuck out of me, but only for like 1-2 weeks.
#40 - anonymous (05/04/2013) [-]
It makes you sad, while it makes HER smell like an unwashed 88 year old gouch.
User avatar #37 - odonnell (05/04/2013) [-]
Isn't it supposed to be the actress in that film (Cant remember the name, Psycho?) ended up paranoid and couldn't take a shower (IRL) after filming.
User avatar #34 - xapplemanx (05/04/2013) [-]
im afraid of curtain showers cause i cant see whats behind it so when i shower in them (rarely, i have a glass shower) i leave a space so i can see the entire bathroom, must be a phobia
#18 - anonymous (05/04/2013) [-]
oh i thought a guy heard someone in his shower picked up a knife and got ready to fight turns out it was some girl who was drunk and in the wrong house
User avatar #17 - thenoodle (05/04/2013) [-]
Fucking paranoia man. I feel that shit too, waking up at 5:00 AM every day living by yourself.
#19 - Saved.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2013 on When You Sit Next To A Girl... +17
#86 - guss (05/04/2013) [-]
CUMFACE LOL
#24 - I thought that he would refer to the giraffe that looks like h… 05/04/2013 on How I feel waking up in the... 0
#18 - Picture 05/04/2013 on Curse you science +6
#204 - No, I'm number 3. 05/03/2013 on Gabe is the number 3!!! 0
#214 - HE'S PERFECT FOR THESE. 05/02/2013 on Tom's face 0
#52 - That's pretty freaking metal. 05/02/2013 on Head Nudge +32
#165 - What if you die on your way home from winning the lottery?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2013 on 7 Facts +2
User avatar #173 - zorororonoa (05/02/2013) [-]
Then God hates you.
#152 - Shoulda put the tattoo aligned with the kneecap.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2013 on Really...? 0
#156 - nephritho (05/02/2013) [-]
#67 - Picture 05/02/2013 on Yes you can +9
#86 - At first I thought it was TV static.... 05/02/2013 on EXTINCT SPECIES +24
#38 - Explanation... 1. An "illusion to give the reader a s…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2013 on WTF Joan? -2
User avatar #41 - KillYourself (05/01/2013) [-]
honestly, you didn't really need to explain it
#245 - I'm 18 she's 17.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2013 on Australia 0
User avatar #246 - lolollo (04/28/2013) [-]
That doesn't quite answer it though. Legal age is 18 where I live, though I know it's 16 in other places.

Either way, what exactly do you do on the weekends that doesn't count as "free time"?
(And don't say "sex", you don't have sex for 48 hours straight.)
#242 - No, I just go to college and she goes to high school. I ta…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/28/2013 on Australia 0
User avatar #243 - lolollo (04/28/2013) [-]
I...well...it IS legal between the two of you, right?
User avatar #245 - Forfunaccount (04/28/2013) [-]
I'm 18 she's 17.
User avatar #246 - lolollo (04/28/2013) [-]
That doesn't quite answer it though. Legal age is 18 where I live, though I know it's 16 in other places.

Either way, what exactly do you do on the weekends that doesn't count as "free time"?
(And don't say "sex", you don't have sex for 48 hours straight.)
#109 - What if Stefania isn't a real person, and someone just made a …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/28/2013 on Canser +11
#155 - dagreatmax (04/28/2013) [-]
#143 - fizzycherrycola (04/28/2013) [-]
#224 - It is when you barely get to see each other.  [+] (5 new replies) 04/28/2013 on Australia 0
User avatar #241 - lolollo (04/28/2013) [-]
It's not long distance, is it?
User avatar #242 - Forfunaccount (04/28/2013) [-]
No, I just go to college and she goes to high school.
I take college extremely seriously so when I study, I study hard for hours. Pretty much only weekends with me and her.
User avatar #243 - lolollo (04/28/2013) [-]
I...well...it IS legal between the two of you, right?
User avatar #245 - Forfunaccount (04/28/2013) [-]
I'm 18 she's 17.
User avatar #246 - lolollo (04/28/2013) [-]
That doesn't quite answer it though. Legal age is 18 where I live, though I know it's 16 in other places.

Either way, what exactly do you do on the weekends that doesn't count as "free time"?
(And don't say "sex", you don't have sex for 48 hours straight.)
#16 - You know....I think I might use this someday. 04/28/2013 on Makeup magic 0
#150 - I would care. Actually no I wouldn't. If a zombie ap… 04/28/2013 on Do you? 0
#53 - More than 2 shakes and you're playing with it? The hell ki…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2013 on Guys know this feel +31
User avatar #57 - aldheim (04/28/2013) [-]
Whoever came up with that is either an idiot, or comes extremely fast.
It takes a lot more than three shakes for me to finish.
#160 - I do, but I don't have time because I have college, and when I…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/28/2013 on Australia +1
User avatar #165 - lolollo (04/28/2013) [-]
You know...not to try and start shit, but I never understood "girlfriend" being used as an excuse to not have time for anything associated with free time.

Should they not intersect?
User avatar #224 - Forfunaccount (04/28/2013) [-]
It is when you barely get to see each other.
User avatar #241 - lolollo (04/28/2013) [-]
It's not long distance, is it?
User avatar #242 - Forfunaccount (04/28/2013) [-]
No, I just go to college and she goes to high school.
I take college extremely seriously so when I study, I study hard for hours. Pretty much only weekends with me and her.
User avatar #243 - lolollo (04/28/2013) [-]
I...well...it IS legal between the two of you, right?
User avatar #245 - Forfunaccount (04/28/2013) [-]
I'm 18 she's 17.
User avatar #246 - lolollo (04/28/2013) [-]
That doesn't quite answer it though. Legal age is 18 where I live, though I know it's 16 in other places.

Either way, what exactly do you do on the weekends that doesn't count as "free time"?
(And don't say "sex", you don't have sex for 48 hours straight.)
#157 - I never really watched Supernatural so I dunno nuttn.  [+] (9 new replies) 04/28/2013 on Australia 0
User avatar #158 - lolollo (04/28/2013) [-]
Do you have Netflix?
User avatar #160 - Forfunaccount (04/28/2013) [-]
I do, but I don't have time because I have college, and when I'm off college I have girlfriend and a job to attend to.
I rarely have freetime anymore.
User avatar #165 - lolollo (04/28/2013) [-]
You know...not to try and start shit, but I never understood "girlfriend" being used as an excuse to not have time for anything associated with free time.

Should they not intersect?
User avatar #224 - Forfunaccount (04/28/2013) [-]
It is when you barely get to see each other.
User avatar #241 - lolollo (04/28/2013) [-]
It's not long distance, is it?
User avatar #242 - Forfunaccount (04/28/2013) [-]
No, I just go to college and she goes to high school.
I take college extremely seriously so when I study, I study hard for hours. Pretty much only weekends with me and her.
User avatar #243 - lolollo (04/28/2013) [-]
I...well...it IS legal between the two of you, right?
User avatar #245 - Forfunaccount (04/28/2013) [-]
I'm 18 she's 17.
User avatar #246 - lolollo (04/28/2013) [-]
That doesn't quite answer it though. Legal age is 18 where I live, though I know it's 16 in other places.

Either way, what exactly do you do on the weekends that doesn't count as "free time"?
(And don't say "sex", you don't have sex for 48 hours straight.)
#151 - There has to be a reason for twists. Most horror movies today …  [+] (11 new replies) 04/28/2013 on Australia 0
User avatar #154 - lolollo (04/28/2013) [-]
I distinctly remember an episode of Supernatural like that.

"You mean they're just people?"
"I KNOW, RIGHT?!"

I instantly fell in love with that series when I saw that episode.
And then again with the episode that made fun of convention goers.
User avatar #157 - Forfunaccount (04/28/2013) [-]
I never really watched Supernatural so I dunno nuttn.
User avatar #158 - lolollo (04/28/2013) [-]
Do you have Netflix?
User avatar #160 - Forfunaccount (04/28/2013) [-]
I do, but I don't have time because I have college, and when I'm off college I have girlfriend and a job to attend to.
I rarely have freetime anymore.
User avatar #165 - lolollo (04/28/2013) [-]
You know...not to try and start shit, but I never understood "girlfriend" being used as an excuse to not have time for anything associated with free time.

Should they not intersect?
User avatar #224 - Forfunaccount (04/28/2013) [-]
It is when you barely get to see each other.
User avatar #241 - lolollo (04/28/2013) [-]
It's not long distance, is it?
User avatar #242 - Forfunaccount (04/28/2013) [-]
No, I just go to college and she goes to high school.
I take college extremely seriously so when I study, I study hard for hours. Pretty much only weekends with me and her.
User avatar #243 - lolollo (04/28/2013) [-]
I...well...it IS legal between the two of you, right?
User avatar #245 - Forfunaccount (04/28/2013) [-]
I'm 18 she's 17.
User avatar #246 - lolollo (04/28/2013) [-]
That doesn't quite answer it though. Legal age is 18 where I live, though I know it's 16 in other places.

Either way, what exactly do you do on the weekends that doesn't count as "free time"?
(And don't say "sex", you don't have sex for 48 hours straight.)
#143 - Plot Twist: There's still human life on Earth. I think it…  [+] (13 new replies) 04/28/2013 on Australia +3
User avatar #145 - lolollo (04/28/2013) [-]
Agreed. This movie, just the sound of it, would probably be better with a more "actiony" director, even if it's just Micheal Bay, and he just litters it with explosions. I'm definitely going to see it myself just for the idea of it, but here's hoping M. Night doesn't do the stupid thing and try to FORCE some psychological twist at the end. This movie sounds like it's meant to focus on the setting more than a story. The concept sounds really awesome, so I'm hoping he doesn't fuck that up.

Assuming you've seen Oblivion, THAT movie has a twist ending more on par with what M. Night is best at, which is why I was surprised when it came up and he WASN'T the one who directed it. For this movie though, I'm thinking no mindfuckering twist ending would do way more good than forcing one in there for the sake of tradition...
User avatar #151 - Forfunaccount (04/28/2013) [-]
There has to be a reason for twists. Most horror movies today abuse the use of twists that it's basically a tradition, and I'm pretty sick of it. Have you seen "Sinister"? That movie has one of the best intros to any movie I've ever seen. It's memorable, and horrifying. The first act was extremely suspenseful. But it was ruined by the ending. In my opinion of course. I went seeing it knowing that there was going to be some dumb twists and it's going to be related to some ancient folklore. It would have been more surprising if it was just a normal person killing all those people.
That's when it's time to stop with the twists, when it's so expected that a normal ending is surprising.
Some of the best twists are from movies you don't expect them to be in. "The Usual Suspects", "Star Wars", "Oldboy". They are all classic movies because they gave us something to remember with the ending. Plot twists like the common horror movies today are forced and expected, therefore not as memorable.
Since I'm going in "After Earth" with an expectation, I hope to God he doesn't give me a plot twist. After seeing "The Village", the most useless, forced plot twist in existence, I just lost hope.
User avatar #154 - lolollo (04/28/2013) [-]
I distinctly remember an episode of Supernatural like that.

"You mean they're just people?"
"I KNOW, RIGHT?!"

I instantly fell in love with that series when I saw that episode.
And then again with the episode that made fun of convention goers.
User avatar #157 - Forfunaccount (04/28/2013) [-]
I never really watched Supernatural so I dunno nuttn.
User avatar #158 - lolollo (04/28/2013) [-]
Do you have Netflix?
User avatar #160 - Forfunaccount (04/28/2013) [-]
I do, but I don't have time because I have college, and when I'm off college I have girlfriend and a job to attend to.
I rarely have freetime anymore.
User avatar #165 - lolollo (04/28/2013) [-]
You know...not to try and start shit, but I never understood "girlfriend" being used as an excuse to not have time for anything associated with free time.

Should they not intersect?
User avatar #224 - Forfunaccount (04/28/2013) [-]
It is when you barely get to see each other.
User avatar #241 - lolollo (04/28/2013) [-]
It's not long distance, is it?
User avatar #242 - Forfunaccount (04/28/2013) [-]
No, I just go to college and she goes to high school.
I take college extremely seriously so when I study, I study hard for hours. Pretty much only weekends with me and her.
User avatar #243 - lolollo (04/28/2013) [-]
I...well...it IS legal between the two of you, right?
User avatar #245 - Forfunaccount (04/28/2013) [-]
I'm 18 she's 17.
User avatar #246 - lolollo (04/28/2013) [-]
That doesn't quite answer it though. Legal age is 18 where I live, though I know it's 16 in other places.

Either way, what exactly do you do on the weekends that doesn't count as "free time"?
(And don't say "sex", you don't have sex for 48 hours straight.)
#54 - It'd be hilarious if OP got banned for this. 04/28/2013 on wat +34
#119 - M Night has made one of my favorite movies of all time, "…  [+] (15 new replies) 04/28/2013 on Australia +16
User avatar #141 - lolollo (04/28/2013) [-]
Well, given the fact that the only conceivable plot twist was revealed in the title (the planet being earth), I'm thinking M. Night is just going for the hail mary with this one.

Point being that I wouldn't keep my hopes up.
#143 - Forfunaccount (04/28/2013) [-]
Plot Twist: There's still human life on Earth.
I think it's incredibly obvious, I'd be surprised if this DIDN'T happen.

IMO M Night isn't cut out to be a good survival director. Especially with only two main characters through most of it.
He'd need something more to keep the movie going for at least 90 minutes, hence, an obvious force of more characters.. Maybe a better director/writer wouldn't need more people, but he would. This would make an excellent survival story, and a great chance to represent the meaning of a bond between father and son. However that's not what M Night is going to do. He's going to make it about something less engaging.
M Night is amazing at psychological stories. But he keeps stepping out of his own zone and keeps making these Fantasy/Sci-Fi bs.
Even though I see all these potential faults with "After Earth", I want to see it. I believe "The Sixth Sense" is a masterpiece of film. He could easily play his cards right with this "hail mary". Maybe he'll do something great for another time.
User avatar #145 - lolollo (04/28/2013) [-]
Agreed. This movie, just the sound of it, would probably be better with a more "actiony" director, even if it's just Micheal Bay, and he just litters it with explosions. I'm definitely going to see it myself just for the idea of it, but here's hoping M. Night doesn't do the stupid thing and try to FORCE some psychological twist at the end. This movie sounds like it's meant to focus on the setting more than a story. The concept sounds really awesome, so I'm hoping he doesn't fuck that up.

Assuming you've seen Oblivion, THAT movie has a twist ending more on par with what M. Night is best at, which is why I was surprised when it came up and he WASN'T the one who directed it. For this movie though, I'm thinking no mindfuckering twist ending would do way more good than forcing one in there for the sake of tradition...
User avatar #151 - Forfunaccount (04/28/2013) [-]
There has to be a reason for twists. Most horror movies today abuse the use of twists that it's basically a tradition, and I'm pretty sick of it. Have you seen "Sinister"? That movie has one of the best intros to any movie I've ever seen. It's memorable, and horrifying. The first act was extremely suspenseful. But it was ruined by the ending. In my opinion of course. I went seeing it knowing that there was going to be some dumb twists and it's going to be related to some ancient folklore. It would have been more surprising if it was just a normal person killing all those people.
That's when it's time to stop with the twists, when it's so expected that a normal ending is surprising.
Some of the best twists are from movies you don't expect them to be in. "The Usual Suspects", "Star Wars", "Oldboy". They are all classic movies because they gave us something to remember with the ending. Plot twists like the common horror movies today are forced and expected, therefore not as memorable.
Since I'm going in "After Earth" with an expectation, I hope to God he doesn't give me a plot twist. After seeing "The Village", the most useless, forced plot twist in existence, I just lost hope.
User avatar #154 - lolollo (04/28/2013) [-]
I distinctly remember an episode of Supernatural like that.

"You mean they're just people?"
"I KNOW, RIGHT?!"

I instantly fell in love with that series when I saw that episode.
And then again with the episode that made fun of convention goers.
User avatar #157 - Forfunaccount (04/28/2013) [-]
I never really watched Supernatural so I dunno nuttn.
User avatar #158 - lolollo (04/28/2013) [-]
Do you have Netflix?
User avatar #160 - Forfunaccount (04/28/2013) [-]
I do, but I don't have time because I have college, and when I'm off college I have girlfriend and a job to attend to.
I rarely have freetime anymore.
User avatar #165 - lolollo (04/28/2013) [-]
You know...not to try and start shit, but I never understood "girlfriend" being used as an excuse to not have time for anything associated with free time.

Should they not intersect?
User avatar #224 - Forfunaccount (04/28/2013) [-]
It is when you barely get to see each other.
User avatar #241 - lolollo (04/28/2013) [-]
It's not long distance, is it?
User avatar #242 - Forfunaccount (04/28/2013) [-]
No, I just go to college and she goes to high school.
I take college extremely seriously so when I study, I study hard for hours. Pretty much only weekends with me and her.
User avatar #243 - lolollo (04/28/2013) [-]
I...well...it IS legal between the two of you, right?
User avatar #245 - Forfunaccount (04/28/2013) [-]
I'm 18 she's 17.
User avatar #246 - lolollo (04/28/2013) [-]
That doesn't quite answer it though. Legal age is 18 where I live, though I know it's 16 in other places.

Either way, what exactly do you do on the weekends that doesn't count as "free time"?
(And don't say "sex", you don't have sex for 48 hours straight.)
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