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#3 - Picture 12/23/2014 on omgeee i'd totally KICK ASS... +10
#10 - Picture 12/23/2014 on Pokemon Day Care +24
#15 - That's not the point I'm making. I'm saying that everyone here…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/23/2014 on [✓] Not asking for it +1
#18 - anon (12/23/2014) [-]
shes is at fault for not taking precautions, thats what most people mean by this shit.

She is not at fault for the rape

she IS at fault for NOT taking precautions.

the whole not Asking for it bullshit does not matter if you Make your self a target, GUESS WHAT YOU ARE THE FUCKING TARGET.
#19 - anon (12/23/2014) [-]
should be a comma in there
#2 - I never get ice at soda fountains. You get more soda, it doesn…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/23/2014 on Every Damn Time! +18
#7 - anon (12/23/2014) [-]
If you drink it fast enough for the whole thing to still be cold then you probably drink it fast enough for the ice not to melt honestly. Personally I usually just put in a small amount of ice to keep it cold without watering it down much.
#6 - mymommasallama (12/23/2014) [-]
**mymommasallama used "*roll picture*"**
**mymommasallama rolled image** this guy gets it
#5 - mymommasallama has deleted their comment.
User avatar #4 - brokentrucker (12/23/2014) [-]
MORE COLD

Plus ice to chew on later. Because I'm a very thirsty person.
#3 - wraithguard (12/23/2014) [-]
You'rs comes out cold? You're lucky.
#11 - anangrypotato (12/23/2014) [-]
I don't know about you, but my ice always comes out cold.
#14 - wraithguard (12/23/2014) [-]
I was referring to the soda.
#12 - What a stupid comparison. You dress with money visually fi…  [+] (11 new replies) 12/23/2014 on [✓] Not asking for it +56
#125 - anon (12/23/2014) [-]
omg again no one says it's their fault, it's stupid people protesting bullshit
#89 - anon (12/23/2014) [-]
Mate, I've never walked into a bar in my fucking swimming trunks, and if I did, I'm quite sure all I would be looking for was sex. But if a girl wears so few clothing it's normal, won't hear me complaining though. But yeah, if you show so much of your skin that ripping those clothes off won't do much diffrence, then yes, you are increasing the chance of getting messed with in fuckteduplets.
User avatar #75 - itstuesday (12/23/2014) [-]
You dress with money your boobs visually filled in your pockets falling out of your shirt, you get mugged groped. You know who's at fault here? The mugger groper. Yes, you made yourself a more viable target by wearing that sort of stuff, but you should be "blamed" for understand that you contributed a cause to what happened to you.
#103 - anon (12/23/2014) [-]
So you're saying guys can't control themselves? And if they see a boob they HAVE to grope it? Like some lowlife mugger.
User avatar #104 - itstuesday (12/23/2014) [-]
is everyone a mugger? no. does everyone grope women? no.
#115 - anon (12/23/2014) [-]
but you're saying they should expect it. If you go out like this, you WILL get groped because a man just can't control himself.
User avatar #116 - itstuesday (12/23/2014) [-]
I don't have to explain a simple concept to you anon, goodbye
#13 - anon (12/23/2014) [-]
and guess what all the perps are commiting a crime, still does not mean you should not lower the risks, its life there is no god like power stopping immoral people. you can walk down a dark alley by yourself and be the next victim of a serial killer. OR you could have not walked down the fucking alley. but god forbid your choices have consequences weather they are legal or not.

some times we don't get to do what we want all the time. the world is not made for snowflakes it kills them quite often actually.
User avatar #15 - Forfunaccount (12/23/2014) [-]
That's not the point I'm making. I'm saying that everyone here is acting as if it's the woman's fault for being raped, groped, etc. And that's clearly not the case. Of course they could have done a few extra steps to prevent it, but that doesn't make them at any fault when it actually happens. The attacker is to blame, not her.
#18 - anon (12/23/2014) [-]
shes is at fault for not taking precautions, thats what most people mean by this shit.

She is not at fault for the rape

she IS at fault for NOT taking precautions.

the whole not Asking for it bullshit does not matter if you Make your self a target, GUESS WHAT YOU ARE THE FUCKING TARGET.
#19 - anon (12/23/2014) [-]
should be a comma in there
#3 - Sounds good! 12/23/2014 on Please and Thank You +6
#3 - Lol, can't wait to play with you grrl!!!!!!! 12/23/2014 on Gamergirl 0
#5 - Here's what somebody else got when they asked them to put the …  [+] (11 new replies) 12/23/2014 on one pepperoni pizza, please +87
#84 - burped (12/23/2014) [-]
What's black and likes to eat pussy?

Cervical cancer
#32 - tuplakupla (12/23/2014) [-]
I know a better joke

You have 10 dead babies in your house and the police is coming. What is the hardest thing to hide?


Your erection
Get it? Like your diglydangly is hard after seeing something so beautiful
User avatar #91 - shabadaka (12/23/2014) [-]
What's worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can?
1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.
User avatar #92 - phukyou (12/23/2014) [-]
What do you do after you're done raping a deaf girl ?

break her fingers so she can't tell anyone
User avatar #94 - shabadaka (12/23/2014) [-]
what do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.
User avatar #95 - phukyou (12/23/2014) [-]
What's a pedophile's favorite part of hockey ?

before the first period
User avatar #34 - Forfunaccount (12/23/2014) [-]
Why does the witch not wear underwear while wearing her broomstick?

To get a better grip.
#70 - ohemgeezus (12/23/2014) [-]
How many babies does it take to paint a house?

depends on how hard you throw them
#81 - smokingahead (12/23/2014) [-]
depends how hard u throw them
#103 - ohemgeezus (12/24/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's what's in the spoiler
#97 - anon (12/23/2014) [-]
depends how ... dammit
#7 - What I pretty much read.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/23/2014 on Can you out-sane this? +74
#25 - lawlfailwinepic (12/23/2014) [-]
how long is your screen?
User avatar #8 - itstuesday (12/23/2014) [-]
well, you were wrong
#4 - Didn't you hear? Cancer spreads the fastest the more you post … 12/23/2014 on Cancer 0
#3 - Picture 12/23/2014 on watch yo back Addy +7
#6 - Anything to get that flexible body. 12/23/2014 on /fit/ 0
#7 - A bit more badass. 12/23/2014 on Cat Videos +14
#214 - Good, he deserves it. 12/23/2014 on o- oh my +2
#32 - Fixed* >Making faces. >Being able to take photos…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2014 on Pretty to wut comp +15
User avatar #37 - landartheconqueror (12/23/2014) [-]
much better
#8 - Why not just upload the 6-second vine instead of taking so muc…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/23/2014 on Just Dad things. +85
#20 - anon (12/23/2014) [-]
very rarely does any video get a lot of thumbs ups it seems like it happens often but it doesnt. You get more people viewing and thumbing from gifs/panels than posting a webm,flash,vine,video etc. I usually skip anything i have to press play on too.
#19 - crimzonhazard (12/23/2014) [-]
This Funnyjunk, where we wont watch a 6 second vine, but we'll wait 30 seconds for a gif to load
User avatar #36 - hammarhead (12/23/2014) [-]
ok seriously what is happening with this girl
#5 - Fixed for our beautiful leader. 12/22/2014 on Hidden Form +5
#4 - Picture 12/22/2014 on Hidden Form 0
#4 - What's prettiest is that all these women have decent senses of humor.  [+] (9 new replies) 12/22/2014 on Pretty to wut comp +202
#40 - tippidie (12/23/2014) [-]
All these people saying this is a neckbeard point of view
#22 - boomerpyro (12/23/2014) [-]
judging by how malleable their faces are i'd guess their flesh is pretty tender
User avatar #18 - landartheconqueror (12/23/2014) [-]
>making faces
>decent sense of humour

#32 - Forfunaccount (12/23/2014) [-]
Fixed*
>Making faces.
>Being able to take photos of oneself that isn't attractive in the least bit.
>They aren't afraid to shy away from their "need to be attractive" attitude for the sake of a laugh and/or entertainment.
>Decent sense of humor.
User avatar #37 - landartheconqueror (12/23/2014) [-]
much better
#13 - justleavefagmin (12/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #10 - singedbrick (12/23/2014) [-]
Lol beta
User avatar #14 - sphincterface (12/23/2014) [-]
Well having a sense of humor is pretty attractive..
#5 - wayfarer (12/23/2014) [-]
#7 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2014 on Ventablack master race +255
#108 - captnnorway (12/23/2014) [-]
this seem strangely fitting
User avatar #96 - strelokkk (12/23/2014) [-]
That moment when even the niggest is lighter than ventablack
#16 - Threesome? 12/22/2014 on I wouldn't know... +12
#7 - As a guy who has had Clinical Depression before, I can definit…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2014 on ... +53
User avatar #143 - realreality (12/23/2014) [-]
but the fact of the matter is you're bumming me out, real hard, right now.
#3 - Nope, Satan would make the entire thing white.  [+] (6 new replies) 12/22/2014 on (untitled) +78
#19 - anon (12/23/2014) [-]
Challenge accepted.
User avatar #17 - shinyarmor (12/23/2014) [-]
that would be easy then.... if they are different shapes then mix and matching is simple. but if they are all the same shape with very small variations for uniqueness only coloes would make it a valid difficulty.
User avatar #14 - runescapewasgood (12/23/2014) [-]
thats racist
#13 - xdiabolicx (12/23/2014) [-]
I do nazi any problems here.
User avatar #9 - teegoogilycoffeeme (12/23/2014) [-]
I did something like this when I was in 5th grade.
We were in groups and we put a puzzle together.
Then we had to flip it over and do it without looking at it.
User avatar #8 - sketchysketchist (12/23/2014) [-]
I saw a version like this at my middle school one.
ANd the worst part was that the jigsaw edges could fit with multiple pieces so you had to try out a fuck ton of possibilities just to find out where one piece belongs.
#8 - Fixed* 12/22/2014 on My addiction +20
#5 - Anyone else feel this was more racist than actually funny?  [+] (16 new replies) 12/22/2014 on This shit gets me every... -55
User avatar #45 - plaruti (12/22/2014) [-]
implying racism isn't funny
User avatar #38 - skittlesinexcess (12/22/2014) [-]
It's not racist. It's a tad classiest but it's not racist.
User avatar #36 - butterduck (12/22/2014) [-]
I have to agree with you Mr.Fun
#34 - anon (12/22/2014) [-]
found the nigger-lover.
#29 - nickypickle (12/22/2014) [-]
>seriously complaining about racism at all
#25 - newdevyx (12/22/2014) [-]
Found the nigger.
User avatar #23 - loopzoop (12/22/2014) [-]
It felt a bit too forced, but it was still pretty damn funny.
#19 - captainprincess (12/22/2014) [-]
That it's racist is what some find funny
just a part of how we do
User avatar #12 - playerdous (12/22/2014) [-]
It never made me laugh to begin with, just "oh, I get it"
User avatar #11 - TheBigGummyBear (12/22/2014) [-]
I blew air out my nose, so I don't care. It's funny.
User avatar #10 - alfjnn (12/22/2014) [-]
Iunnoh man.
Racism is kinda dumb. I don't really find it funny anymore. It stops being hilarious and comedy gold when you ya know, aren't sheltered and actually hang with people of other cultures.
#37 - anon (12/22/2014) [-]
When I'm around people of other cultures and they make fun of whites (sometimes with somewhat "violent" humor such as this post) and I laugh with them (I'm white) I feel perfectly justified in making fun of them too.
#15 - anon (12/22/2014) [-]
yeah basically when you realise that everything on the internet cannot be said out loud and people look at you like you've just raped a puppy or something...
User avatar #16 - alfjnn (12/22/2014) [-]
Yeah. Exactly.
User avatar #8 - walcorn (12/22/2014) [-]
No
User avatar #6 - loopymoomoo (12/22/2014) [-]
well i thought it was hella funny

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