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#13 - I reallllly like XII-2 though.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2016 on The saddest used video game... 0
#14 - traitorking (07/25/2016) [-]
I'm sure you mean well, but do you mean XIII-2?
#211 - Obviously, but every citizen in the US does. That's my point. …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2016 on a thing 0
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#212 - gotohemp (07/12/2016) [-]
yeah I guess you guys kind of messed up on that one huh?
#30 - I'm Canadian tho so stop saying "You" and implying t…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/11/2016 on a thing +5
#31 - drakthaal (07/11/2016) [-]
well if you look at the stats objectively we do a lot better then you in the justice system departmet.

and saying unarmed police wouldn't work in your country because theres just to many
firearms floating around remember norway is the 10th most armed country on the planet but disarming police takes dedication and training of police officers stricter sentencing on anyone carrying an illegal firearm
our police is also trained for the longest of any police officers in the world its a 5 year
university degree so they are very well trained in martial arts and they often have to use it but since their training is so far superior to an average person and the fact that they always have backup around the corner does help. so yes people

you are by no means the american type justice system
but we have lower recidivism murder and series of other crimes. and the common complaint seems to be that we have no immigrants which is just a lie. we have a 30 percent immigrant population mostly Mideastern and affrican
#71 - youregaylol (07/11/2016) [-]
Morons like you make me almost happy that Scandinavia is getting raped by muslims.
#59 - theinternetwizard (07/11/2016) [-]
Are you high on something?

we do not have 30% mostly Mideastern and African immigration.
Norwegian immigration is below 5%, and most of them are from sweden.

The cops are not trained in Martial arts. They are trained in techniques for subduing a suspect and such but in no way what we would call martial arts.
And believe me, Norwegian cops will fire if put in situations like these.

The cops still haven't done a restructuring of the "Swat" unit. Hell it was in one of the papers a couple of weeks back that they hadn't done anything.

And speaking of guns, we just had a period when they carried them because of terrorism. And the cops themselves wants permanent guns on their hips to meet the increasing crime brought over by mostly Mideastern and African immigrants.

Don't come here with that "We Norwegians are so special we just don't do crime" BS. We have less crime because of our oil that helped us build a socialist-capitalist society that is very generous to those who fall outside the boundaries.
If we had the same racial demographics, immigration numbers and economy like the Americans we wouldn't be any better than them.
#28 - “Criminals are now carrying weapons, so some people now thi…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/11/2016 on a thing +8
#29 - drakthaal (07/11/2016) [-]
and no Norway was not ready for a mass shooting because unlike you
it doesn't happen every week here, it has in fact only happend that one time and now we have massively restructured our" swat."
now i would say the fact that you are really ready for a masshoting isnt really speaking in your nations favor
yes we also have also have the lowest recidivism rate. of any country and you have the highest prisoners per capita of any country beating both north Korea and the soviet union at its height
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#30 - FlameBreaker (07/11/2016) [-]
I'm Canadian tho so stop saying "You" and implying that somehow not being one of 3 first world countries in the world not arming their cops is an inherently bad thing.

We hardly have mass shootings here, and the only shootings that happen are in the ghetto-est parts of town where literal only apes live.
#31 - drakthaal (07/11/2016) [-]
well if you look at the stats objectively we do a lot better then you in the justice system departmet.

and saying unarmed police wouldn't work in your country because theres just to many
firearms floating around remember norway is the 10th most armed country on the planet but disarming police takes dedication and training of police officers stricter sentencing on anyone carrying an illegal firearm
our police is also trained for the longest of any police officers in the world its a 5 year
university degree so they are very well trained in martial arts and they often have to use it but since their training is so far superior to an average person and the fact that they always have backup around the corner does help. so yes people

you are by no means the american type justice system
but we have lower recidivism murder and series of other crimes. and the common complaint seems to be that we have no immigrants which is just a lie. we have a 30 percent immigrant population mostly Mideastern and affrican
#71 - youregaylol (07/11/2016) [-]
Morons like you make me almost happy that Scandinavia is getting raped by muslims.
#59 - theinternetwizard (07/11/2016) [-]
Are you high on something?

we do not have 30% mostly Mideastern and African immigration.
Norwegian immigration is below 5%, and most of them are from sweden.

The cops are not trained in Martial arts. They are trained in techniques for subduing a suspect and such but in no way what we would call martial arts.
And believe me, Norwegian cops will fire if put in situations like these.

The cops still haven't done a restructuring of the "Swat" unit. Hell it was in one of the papers a couple of weeks back that they hadn't done anything.

And speaking of guns, we just had a period when they carried them because of terrorism. And the cops themselves wants permanent guns on their hips to meet the increasing crime brought over by mostly Mideastern and African immigrants.

Don't come here with that "We Norwegians are so special we just don't do crime" BS. We have less crime because of our oil that helped us build a socialist-capitalist society that is very generous to those who fall outside the boundaries.
If we had the same racial demographics, immigration numbers and economy like the Americans we wouldn't be any better than them.
#21 - This HAS to be bait. What, you want cops to grapple …  [+] (13 new replies) 07/11/2016 on a thing +36
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#181 - gotohemp (07/12/2016) [-]
every other citizen in Norway doesn't have access to a gun lmao
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#211 - FlameBreaker (07/12/2016) [-]
Obviously, but every citizen in the US does. That's my point. You dumb or just acting like it? lmao
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#212 - gotohemp (07/12/2016) [-]
yeah I guess you guys kind of messed up on that one huh?
#173 - gotthembarrels (07/12/2016) [-]
>recognizes bait
>still fall for it.
cmon guys I love but you can't be doing this
#27 - drakthaal (07/11/2016) [-]
vwell that is what police in my country does watch a documentary on Norwegian police procedure.
and you miss a very important point, armed police makes criminals more violent.
imaging yourself in the shoes of a mugger for example.
if you know the police will shoot you if they see you armed and if you are unfortunate enough not to die in the firefight you are sent to a hellhole of rape, blocking you from ever geting a proper job after being released. i would shoot til i was dead or out of ammo. this is a big reason your criminals are so violent they fear police and prison more then death.
#52 - kanedam (07/11/2016) [-]
you've got much less black people and no such ghetto mentality...
thats the true problem in america
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#28 - FlameBreaker (07/11/2016) [-]
“Criminals are now carrying weapons, so some people now think that police officers should have weapons as well,” said Gry Jorunn Holmen, a spokeswoman for the Norwegian police union. Though she said it was too early to make any assessments, Ms. Holmen said the union had formed a commission to explore the issue. For the police, she said, “it’s getting tougher.”

It took police SWAT units more than an hour to reach the camp, on Utoya Island, after reports of the shooting came in. Officers had to drive to the shore across from the site of the shooting attack, and use boats to get to the island. A police helicopter was unable to get off the ground; news crews that reached the island by air could only watch as the gunman continued the massacre.

Anne Holt, Norway’s former justice minister, told the BBC: “That makes him a person that killed one person every minute. If the police had actually been there just a half an hour earlier, then 30 young lives would have been saved.”


[ www.nytimes.com/2011/07/26/world/europe/26police.html?_r=0]

Top fucking kek

#29 - drakthaal (07/11/2016) [-]
and no Norway was not ready for a mass shooting because unlike you
it doesn't happen every week here, it has in fact only happend that one time and now we have massively restructured our" swat."
now i would say the fact that you are really ready for a masshoting isnt really speaking in your nations favor
yes we also have also have the lowest recidivism rate. of any country and you have the highest prisoners per capita of any country beating both north Korea and the soviet union at its height
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#30 - FlameBreaker (07/11/2016) [-]
I'm Canadian tho so stop saying "You" and implying that somehow not being one of 3 first world countries in the world not arming their cops is an inherently bad thing.

We hardly have mass shootings here, and the only shootings that happen are in the ghetto-est parts of town where literal only apes live.
#31 - drakthaal (07/11/2016) [-]
well if you look at the stats objectively we do a lot better then you in the justice system departmet.

and saying unarmed police wouldn't work in your country because theres just to many
firearms floating around remember norway is the 10th most armed country on the planet but disarming police takes dedication and training of police officers stricter sentencing on anyone carrying an illegal firearm
our police is also trained for the longest of any police officers in the world its a 5 year
university degree so they are very well trained in martial arts and they often have to use it but since their training is so far superior to an average person and the fact that they always have backup around the corner does help. so yes people

you are by no means the american type justice system
but we have lower recidivism murder and series of other crimes. and the common complaint seems to be that we have no immigrants which is just a lie. we have a 30 percent immigrant population mostly Mideastern and affrican
#71 - youregaylol (07/11/2016) [-]
Morons like you make me almost happy that Scandinavia is getting raped by muslims.
#59 - theinternetwizard (07/11/2016) [-]
Are you high on something?

we do not have 30% mostly Mideastern and African immigration.
Norwegian immigration is below 5%, and most of them are from sweden.

The cops are not trained in Martial arts. They are trained in techniques for subduing a suspect and such but in no way what we would call martial arts.
And believe me, Norwegian cops will fire if put in situations like these.

The cops still haven't done a restructuring of the "Swat" unit. Hell it was in one of the papers a couple of weeks back that they hadn't done anything.

And speaking of guns, we just had a period when they carried them because of terrorism. And the cops themselves wants permanent guns on their hips to meet the increasing crime brought over by mostly Mideastern and African immigrants.

Don't come here with that "We Norwegians are so special we just don't do crime" BS. We have less crime because of our oil that helped us build a socialist-capitalist society that is very generous to those who fall outside the boundaries.
If we had the same racial demographics, immigration numbers and economy like the Americans we wouldn't be any better than them.
#51 - Knows the word cunt, but not injustice. Beautiful.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/07/2016 on Robot builds a PC +63
#108 - lekitoy (07/07/2016) [-]
That's what you get from learning english from the web and online video games
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#109 - answer (07/07/2016) [-]
You've got some damn fine English for having learned it from faggots like us
#5 - At the very least you could have made an original title after … 07/05/2016 on The Smoothest FIFA... 0
#4 - The ground adds a lot of friction. If they are knocked back wh…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/22/2016 on Bait and swich +10
#8 - skebaba (06/22/2016) [-]
Wait, so I should always shoot at the feet, then? Ty for the tip m8
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#11 - KillinTime (06/22/2016) [-]
it varies.

lucio/roadhog aim up because knockback is centered on projectile direction, aka you. pharrah aim at the feet because knockback is centered on projectile hit point.
#29 - I swear to god these exact two comments were on a post just li…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2016 on Xempugete Watud Guani +1
#68 - lordbalkara (06/08/2016) [-]
I'm just waiting for the one guy that points out that none of those logo's are black metal.
That also happened last time.
#8 - Also there's the fact that if they ever made him strong, they …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/05/2016 on Wendy +1
#9 - bluemagebrilly (06/05/2016) [-]
Hmm, possibly. Maybe he'd be the type to only be strong when it's serious? But don't get me wrong, at most I'd be okay with him at least being able to chop wood like in that scene with Stan in one swing. That alone would be strong enough for me.

I'm also kinda scared of seeing Wendy again if they do come back. She'll probably be able to lift the twins with one hand if she gets too strong...