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Date Signed Up:8/09/2010
Last Login:6/26/2016
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first God of funnyjunk (before fagmin increased level requirement)

i used to be popular but that was when FJ was cool and now i'm like an old senile grandpa scoffing at the new generation

latest user's comments

#7856903 - You'll never be as intelligent as me you desperate wretch. It'…  [+] (19 new replies) 02/20/2014 on Happy Little Board 0
#7856913 - holyfool (02/20/2014) [-]
Modest much?
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#7856929 - FightClub (02/20/2014) [-]
These beta pictures are the most ironic anyone could ever use, considering i'm superior to you in every aspect in life. What is so unique about you? The fact that you represent a fucking anime character (lol beta fag), or that you're incapable of using proper grammar?
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#7856936 - holyfool (02/20/2014) [-]
Beta pictures what does that even mean?
Choke on a scrotum.
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#7856953 - FightClub (02/20/2014) [-]
Beta pictures -- what does that even mean?****

Holy fuck, i have never encountered such stupidity on this website in all the years i've resided here. You should win a medal for your ignorance.
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#7856958 - holyfool (02/20/2014) [-]
Go back to 4chan.
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#7856973 - FightClub (02/20/2014) [-]
Go back to school, autistic retard. Your retaliations are like a child's. Are you from 9gag?
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#7856975 - holyfool (02/20/2014) [-]
I'm in high school.
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#7856980 - FightClub (02/20/2014) [-]
Then pay attention in class, you're not learning anything.
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#7856983 - holyfool (02/20/2014) [-]
Clearly.
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#7856998 - FightClub (02/20/2014) [-]
If English is your forte, you must be DEPLORABLE in every other class. How will you enter a college with that IQ?
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#7857008 - holyfool (02/20/2014) [-]
You tell me.
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#7857013 - FightClub (02/20/2014) [-]
Get an education and a real girlfriend, not some ugly cow you met on WoW or talk to on Facebook more than reality because you're too big of a beta to meet in person.
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#7857133 - holyfool (02/20/2014) [-]
Whatever man, take it easy.
I'm not here to make enemies since I already have plenty of the here.
Again I am tired so I apologize if my grammar turned out poor.
You seem like a funny guy actually so I hope you don't think I was serious here.
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#7857110 - holyfool (02/20/2014) [-]
Sorry and I was messing with you not sinking in huh? Well that's fine, whatever makes you feel better man. Just calm down, take it easy, and live life. Sorry if I riled you up but as I said I'm just a joker. You seem to be a veteran and must have experienced this thing before. Look I'm in advanced classes and a pretty clever guy with decent grades, so no I'm not dense. My GF is alright 7/10 and she has similar interests so I think she's a keeper. Again I didn't mean to offend you and I apologize if you feel I did.
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#7857117 - FightClub (02/20/2014) [-]
Return to school, improve your understanding of basic English, upgrade to a superior girlfriend, and learn how to become a worthy opponent. I'll wait until you gain a modicum of value -- i'm patient.
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#7857064 - holyfool (02/20/2014) [-]
I have a girlfriend who I date I met her father.
As far as education, I plan to go to a tech or training school to become a metallurgist.
This conversation has been fun and I really didn't mean any of the things I said, I was just looking for a reaction.
I have to sleep soon so I'm not really in the arguing moon, have a good one.
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#7857076 - FightClub (02/20/2014) [-]
Uh huh, use the excuses to redeem yourself form the ignominy I defecated upon you.

Your girlfriend is probably disgusting, and you'll never remain with her longer. The pride you hold in a trivial relationship is pathetic since you attribute all your value to it. Maybe if she was worth dating, she'd be a trophy, but anyone that would date someone as pitiful as you is obviously fucking pathetic as well.

Pay attention in school tomorrow and actually try harder to learn so you could use English properly and not have to resort to excuses to make yourself seem intelligent, because this was sad to watch.
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#7857024 - holyfool (02/20/2014) [-]
Did I not say I am in high school and have a girl or are you slow?
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#7857034 - FightClub (02/20/2014) [-]
You're obviously too dense to understand what i just said. Read it again, and use your brain this time.
#7856886 - i forgot his name but he had the funniest post man  [+] (4 new replies) 02/20/2014 on Happy Little Board 0
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#7856900 - miscarriage (02/20/2014) [-]
his dick was like, 4 times bigger than mine
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#7856915 - FightClub (02/20/2014) [-]
what's his name again
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#7856919 - miscarriage (02/20/2014) [-]
i dunno lol
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#7856895 - protomanrulezz (02/20/2014) [-]
playcolt likes transvestites
#7856877 - nah i like that transvestite that has a hot girl face…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/20/2014 on Happy Little Board 0
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#7856883 - protomanrulezz (02/20/2014) [-]
thats asking too much from me
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#7856886 - FightClub (02/20/2014) [-]
i forgot his name but he had the funniest post man
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#7856900 - miscarriage (02/20/2014) [-]
his dick was like, 4 times bigger than mine
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#7856915 - FightClub (02/20/2014) [-]
what's his name again
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#7856919 - miscarriage (02/20/2014) [-]
i dunno lol
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#7856895 - protomanrulezz (02/20/2014) [-]
playcolt likes transvestites
#7856871 - it's ok, you may be a beta but you'll never be as big of a bet…  [+] (11 new replies) 02/20/2014 on Happy Little Board 0
#7856901 - holyfool (02/20/2014) [-]
Thanks for noticing me.
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#7856912 - FightClub (02/20/2014) [-]
You're just a pitiful blight to mock for entertainment, nothing more.
#7856927 - holyfool (02/20/2014) [-]
You sound euphoric.
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#7856940 - FightClub (02/20/2014) [-]
I am euphoric, considering i'm not a loser that watches anime all day with flawed English in every sentence.

You should get a girlfriend and an education, then you could use these gifs on others. What a joke
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#7856946 - holyfool (02/20/2014) [-]
A have a GF though...
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#7856963 - FightClub (02/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, a girlfriend on the internet is nothing to brag about. She's probably horrid anyway, considering only a desperate whale would settle for someone like you.
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#7856971 - holyfool (02/20/2014) [-]
I'm a 17 year old boy in highschool, I have a GF.
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#7856976 - FightClub (02/20/2014) [-]
Lol 17? What a fucking loser. A little kid that thinks he's intelligent and clever. How conceited and ironic.
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#7856981 - holyfool (02/20/2014) [-]
You are arguing with a child, do you feel big now?
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#7856989 - FightClub (02/20/2014) [-]
We're only 2 years apart; only a weak coward would use that excuse. I understand that you're just realizing you're inferior in every sense, especially since you'd lie about a relationship you don't truly have to impress me, but you should at least hold a shred of dignity.
#7857001 - holyfool (02/20/2014) [-]
Here's an IRL to fap to and criticize.
#7856864 - ed edd and eddy intro 02/20/2014 on Happy Little Board +1
#7856863 - nah  [+] (8 new replies) 02/20/2014 on Happy Little Board 0
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#7856869 - protomanrulezz (02/20/2014) [-]
check nsfw
theres this girl
who like, says she likes adventure time
and she posts nudes
perfect woman
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#7856877 - FightClub (02/20/2014) [-]
nah

i like that transvestite that has a hot girl face but a big dick
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#7856883 - protomanrulezz (02/20/2014) [-]
thats asking too much from me
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#7856886 - FightClub (02/20/2014) [-]
i forgot his name but he had the funniest post man
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#7856900 - miscarriage (02/20/2014) [-]
his dick was like, 4 times bigger than mine
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#7856915 - FightClub (02/20/2014) [-]
what's his name again
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#7856919 - miscarriage (02/20/2014) [-]
i dunno lol
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#7856895 - protomanrulezz (02/20/2014) [-]
playcolt likes transvestites
#7856858 - Still terrible at grammar, huh? Thought you would act…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2014 on Happy Little Board 0
#7856893 - holyfool (02/20/2014) [-]
#7856851 - nah  [+] (10 new replies) 02/20/2014 on Happy Little Board 0
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#7856855 - protomanrulezz (02/20/2014) [-]
I heard frossy was pretty hot
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#7856863 - FightClub (02/20/2014) [-]
nah
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#7856869 - protomanrulezz (02/20/2014) [-]
check nsfw
theres this girl
who like, says she likes adventure time
and she posts nudes
perfect woman
User avatar
#7856877 - FightClub (02/20/2014) [-]
nah

i like that transvestite that has a hot girl face but a big dick
User avatar
#7856883 - protomanrulezz (02/20/2014) [-]
thats asking too much from me
User avatar
#7856886 - FightClub (02/20/2014) [-]
i forgot his name but he had the funniest post man
User avatar
#7856900 - miscarriage (02/20/2014) [-]
his dick was like, 4 times bigger than mine
User avatar
#7856915 - FightClub (02/20/2014) [-]
what's his name again
User avatar
#7856919 - miscarriage (02/20/2014) [-]
i dunno lol
User avatar
#7856895 - protomanrulezz (02/20/2014) [-]
playcolt likes transvestites
#7856850 - Learn how to implement proper English, dumbass.  [+] (21 new replies) 02/20/2014 on Happy Little Board 0
#7856889 - holyfool (02/20/2014) [-]
#7856903 - FightClub (02/20/2014) [-]
You'll never be as intelligent as me you desperate wretch. It's funny watching maggots like you squirm for admiration.
#7856913 - holyfool (02/20/2014) [-]
Modest much?
User avatar
#7856929 - FightClub (02/20/2014) [-]
These beta pictures are the most ironic anyone could ever use, considering i'm superior to you in every aspect in life. What is so unique about you? The fact that you represent a fucking anime character (lol beta fag), or that you're incapable of using proper grammar?
User avatar
#7856936 - holyfool (02/20/2014) [-]
Beta pictures what does that even mean?
Choke on a scrotum.
User avatar
#7856953 - FightClub (02/20/2014) [-]
Beta pictures -- what does that even mean?****

Holy fuck, i have never encountered such stupidity on this website in all the years i've resided here. You should win a medal for your ignorance.
User avatar
#7856958 - holyfool (02/20/2014) [-]
Go back to 4chan.
User avatar
#7856973 - FightClub (02/20/2014) [-]
Go back to school, autistic retard. Your retaliations are like a child's. Are you from 9gag?
User avatar
#7856975 - holyfool (02/20/2014) [-]
I'm in high school.
User avatar
#7856980 - FightClub (02/20/2014) [-]
Then pay attention in class, you're not learning anything.
User avatar
#7856983 - holyfool (02/20/2014) [-]
Clearly.
User avatar
#7856998 - FightClub (02/20/2014) [-]
If English is your forte, you must be DEPLORABLE in every other class. How will you enter a college with that IQ?
User avatar
#7857008 - holyfool (02/20/2014) [-]
You tell me.
User avatar
#7857013 - FightClub (02/20/2014) [-]
Get an education and a real girlfriend, not some ugly cow you met on WoW or talk to on Facebook more than reality because you're too big of a beta to meet in person.
User avatar
#7857133 - holyfool (02/20/2014) [-]
Whatever man, take it easy.
I'm not here to make enemies since I already have plenty of the here.
Again I am tired so I apologize if my grammar turned out poor.
You seem like a funny guy actually so I hope you don't think I was serious here.
User avatar
#7857110 - holyfool (02/20/2014) [-]
Sorry and I was messing with you not sinking in huh? Well that's fine, whatever makes you feel better man. Just calm down, take it easy, and live life. Sorry if I riled you up but as I said I'm just a joker. You seem to be a veteran and must have experienced this thing before. Look I'm in advanced classes and a pretty clever guy with decent grades, so no I'm not dense. My GF is alright 7/10 and she has similar interests so I think she's a keeper. Again I didn't mean to offend you and I apologize if you feel I did.
User avatar
#7857117 - FightClub (02/20/2014) [-]
Return to school, improve your understanding of basic English, upgrade to a superior girlfriend, and learn how to become a worthy opponent. I'll wait until you gain a modicum of value -- i'm patient.
User avatar
#7857064 - holyfool (02/20/2014) [-]
I have a girlfriend who I date I met her father.
As far as education, I plan to go to a tech or training school to become a metallurgist.
This conversation has been fun and I really didn't mean any of the things I said, I was just looking for a reaction.
I have to sleep soon so I'm not really in the arguing moon, have a good one.
User avatar
#7857076 - FightClub (02/20/2014) [-]
Uh huh, use the excuses to redeem yourself form the ignominy I defecated upon you.

Your girlfriend is probably disgusting, and you'll never remain with her longer. The pride you hold in a trivial relationship is pathetic since you attribute all your value to it. Maybe if she was worth dating, she'd be a trophy, but anyone that would date someone as pitiful as you is obviously fucking pathetic as well.

Pay attention in school tomorrow and actually try harder to learn so you could use English properly and not have to resort to excuses to make yourself seem intelligent, because this was sad to watch.
User avatar
#7857024 - holyfool (02/20/2014) [-]
Did I not say I am in high school and have a girl or are you slow?
User avatar
#7857034 - FightClub (02/20/2014) [-]
You're obviously too dense to understand what i just said. Read it again, and use your brain this time.
#7856840 - where the hot girls at reviven?  [+] (27 new replies) 02/20/2014 on Happy Little Board 0
#7862458 - reviven has deleted their comment.
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#7856866 - vincento (02/20/2014) [-]
with douchebags instead of dating a nice guy like me B(
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#7856871 - FightClub (02/20/2014) [-]
it's ok, you may be a beta but you'll never be as big of a beta as holyfool
#7856901 - holyfool (02/20/2014) [-]
Thanks for noticing me.
User avatar
#7856912 - FightClub (02/20/2014) [-]
You're just a pitiful blight to mock for entertainment, nothing more.
#7856927 - holyfool (02/20/2014) [-]
You sound euphoric.
User avatar
#7856940 - FightClub (02/20/2014) [-]
I am euphoric, considering i'm not a loser that watches anime all day with flawed English in every sentence.

You should get a girlfriend and an education, then you could use these gifs on others. What a joke
User avatar
#7856946 - holyfool (02/20/2014) [-]
A have a GF though...
User avatar
#7856963 - FightClub (02/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, a girlfriend on the internet is nothing to brag about. She's probably horrid anyway, considering only a desperate whale would settle for someone like you.
User avatar
#7856971 - holyfool (02/20/2014) [-]
I'm a 17 year old boy in highschool, I have a GF.
User avatar
#7856976 - FightClub (02/20/2014) [-]
Lol 17? What a fucking loser. A little kid that thinks he's intelligent and clever. How conceited and ironic.
User avatar
#7856981 - holyfool (02/20/2014) [-]
You are arguing with a child, do you feel big now?
User avatar
#7856989 - FightClub (02/20/2014) [-]
We're only 2 years apart; only a weak coward would use that excuse. I understand that you're just realizing you're inferior in every sense, especially since you'd lie about a relationship you don't truly have to impress me, but you should at least hold a shred of dignity.
#7857001 - holyfool (02/20/2014) [-]
Here's an IRL to fap to and criticize.
User avatar
#7856853 - brendantheferret (02/20/2014) [-]
I can be anything you want me to be baby
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#7856847 - protomanrulezz (02/20/2014) [-]
zombienurse is every gammers dream
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#7856851 - FightClub (02/20/2014) [-]
nah
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#7856855 - protomanrulezz (02/20/2014) [-]
I heard frossy was pretty hot
User avatar
#7856863 - FightClub (02/20/2014) [-]
nah
User avatar
#7856869 - protomanrulezz (02/20/2014) [-]
check nsfw
theres this girl
who like, says she likes adventure time
and she posts nudes
perfect woman
User avatar
#7856877 - FightClub (02/20/2014) [-]
nah

i like that transvestite that has a hot girl face but a big dick
User avatar
#7856883 - protomanrulezz (02/20/2014) [-]
thats asking too much from me
User avatar
#7856886 - FightClub (02/20/2014) [-]
i forgot his name but he had the funniest post man
User avatar
#7856900 - miscarriage (02/20/2014) [-]
his dick was like, 4 times bigger than mine
User avatar
#7856915 - FightClub (02/20/2014) [-]
what's his name again
User avatar
#7856919 - miscarriage (02/20/2014) [-]
i dunno lol
User avatar
#7856895 - protomanrulezz (02/20/2014) [-]
playcolt likes transvestites