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FightClub

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Date Signed Up:8/09/2010
Last Login:8/25/2016
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first God of funnyjunk (before fagmin increased level requirement)

i used to be popular but that was when FJ was cool and now i'm like an old senile grandpa scoffing at the new generation

latest user's comments

#7857050 - ******* find it or i'll end everything you've ever cherished  [+] (4 new replies) 02/20/2014 on Old Board. Go to... 0
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#7857055 - miscarriage (02/20/2014) [-]
aaaa
uh..

joshlol would know
cos like
fjnsfw
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#7857060 - FightClub (02/20/2014) [-]
joshlol tell me bitch
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#7858223 - joshlol (02/20/2014) [-]
what?
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#7859507 - FightClub (02/20/2014) [-]
tranny girl
#7857044 - wtf is that trannies name  [+] (6 new replies) 02/20/2014 on Old Board. Go to... 0
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#7857045 - miscarriage (02/20/2014) [-]
dood i dunno
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#7857050 - FightClub (02/20/2014) [-]
fucking find it or i'll end everything you've ever cherished
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#7857055 - miscarriage (02/20/2014) [-]
aaaa
uh..

joshlol would know
cos like
fjnsfw
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#7857060 - FightClub (02/20/2014) [-]
joshlol tell me bitch
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#7858223 - joshlol (02/20/2014) [-]
what?
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#7859507 - FightClub (02/20/2014) [-]
tranny girl
#7857039 - >"careing" 02/20/2014 on Old Board. Go to... 0
#7857034 - You're obviously too dense to understand what i just said. Rea… 02/20/2014 on Old Board. Go to... 0
#7857027 - the one comment in the last 6 pages that koveck actually uses words in  [+] (8 new replies) 02/20/2014 on Old Board. Go to... 0
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#7857040 - miscarriage (02/20/2014) [-]
okay
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#7857044 - FightClub (02/20/2014) [-]
wtf is that trannies name
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#7857045 - miscarriage (02/20/2014) [-]
dood i dunno
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#7857050 - FightClub (02/20/2014) [-]
fucking find it or i'll end everything you've ever cherished
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#7857055 - miscarriage (02/20/2014) [-]
aaaa
uh..

joshlol would know
cos like
fjnsfw
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#7857060 - FightClub (02/20/2014) [-]
joshlol tell me bitch
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#7858223 - joshlol (02/20/2014) [-]
what?
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#7859507 - FightClub (02/20/2014) [-]
tranny girl
#7857016 - **FightClub rolls 9,141** ^ 02/20/2014 on Old Board. Go to... 0
#7857013 - Get an education and a real girlfriend, not some ugly cow you …  [+] (7 new replies) 02/20/2014 on Old Board. Go to... 0
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#7857133 - holyfool (02/20/2014) [-]
Whatever man, take it easy.
I'm not here to make enemies since I already have plenty of the here.
Again I am tired so I apologize if my grammar turned out poor.
You seem like a funny guy actually so I hope you don't think I was serious here.
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#7857110 - holyfool (02/20/2014) [-]
Sorry and I was messing with you not sinking in huh? Well that's fine, whatever makes you feel better man. Just calm down, take it easy, and live life. Sorry if I riled you up but as I said I'm just a joker. You seem to be a veteran and must have experienced this thing before. Look I'm in advanced classes and a pretty clever guy with decent grades, so no I'm not dense. My GF is alright 7/10 and she has similar interests so I think she's a keeper. Again I didn't mean to offend you and I apologize if you feel I did.
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#7857117 - FightClub (02/20/2014) [-]
Return to school, improve your understanding of basic English, upgrade to a superior girlfriend, and learn how to become a worthy opponent. I'll wait until you gain a modicum of value -- i'm patient.
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#7857064 - holyfool (02/20/2014) [-]
I have a girlfriend who I date I met her father.
As far as education, I plan to go to a tech or training school to become a metallurgist.
This conversation has been fun and I really didn't mean any of the things I said, I was just looking for a reaction.
I have to sleep soon so I'm not really in the arguing moon, have a good one.
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#7857076 - FightClub (02/20/2014) [-]
Uh huh, use the excuses to redeem yourself form the ignominy I defecated upon you.

Your girlfriend is probably disgusting, and you'll never remain with her longer. The pride you hold in a trivial relationship is pathetic since you attribute all your value to it. Maybe if she was worth dating, she'd be a trophy, but anyone that would date someone as pitiful as you is obviously fucking pathetic as well.

Pay attention in school tomorrow and actually try harder to learn so you could use English properly and not have to resort to excuses to make yourself seem intelligent, because this was sad to watch.
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#7857024 - holyfool (02/20/2014) [-]
Did I not say I am in high school and have a girl or are you slow?
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#7857034 - FightClub (02/20/2014) [-]
You're obviously too dense to understand what i just said. Read it again, and use your brain this time.
#7857006 - why why do you persist 02/20/2014 on Old Board. Go to... 0
#7856998 - If English is your forte, you must be DEPLORABLE in every othe…  [+] (9 new replies) 02/20/2014 on Old Board. Go to... 0
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#7857008 - holyfool (02/20/2014) [-]
You tell me.
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#7857013 - FightClub (02/20/2014) [-]
Get an education and a real girlfriend, not some ugly cow you met on WoW or talk to on Facebook more than reality because you're too big of a beta to meet in person.
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#7857133 - holyfool (02/20/2014) [-]
Whatever man, take it easy.
I'm not here to make enemies since I already have plenty of the here.
Again I am tired so I apologize if my grammar turned out poor.
You seem like a funny guy actually so I hope you don't think I was serious here.
User avatar
#7857110 - holyfool (02/20/2014) [-]
Sorry and I was messing with you not sinking in huh? Well that's fine, whatever makes you feel better man. Just calm down, take it easy, and live life. Sorry if I riled you up but as I said I'm just a joker. You seem to be a veteran and must have experienced this thing before. Look I'm in advanced classes and a pretty clever guy with decent grades, so no I'm not dense. My GF is alright 7/10 and she has similar interests so I think she's a keeper. Again I didn't mean to offend you and I apologize if you feel I did.
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#7857117 - FightClub (02/20/2014) [-]
Return to school, improve your understanding of basic English, upgrade to a superior girlfriend, and learn how to become a worthy opponent. I'll wait until you gain a modicum of value -- i'm patient.
User avatar
#7857064 - holyfool (02/20/2014) [-]
I have a girlfriend who I date I met her father.
As far as education, I plan to go to a tech or training school to become a metallurgist.
This conversation has been fun and I really didn't mean any of the things I said, I was just looking for a reaction.
I have to sleep soon so I'm not really in the arguing moon, have a good one.
User avatar
#7857076 - FightClub (02/20/2014) [-]
Uh huh, use the excuses to redeem yourself form the ignominy I defecated upon you.

Your girlfriend is probably disgusting, and you'll never remain with her longer. The pride you hold in a trivial relationship is pathetic since you attribute all your value to it. Maybe if she was worth dating, she'd be a trophy, but anyone that would date someone as pitiful as you is obviously fucking pathetic as well.

Pay attention in school tomorrow and actually try harder to learn so you could use English properly and not have to resort to excuses to make yourself seem intelligent, because this was sad to watch.
User avatar
#7857024 - holyfool (02/20/2014) [-]
Did I not say I am in high school and have a girl or are you slow?
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#7857034 - FightClub (02/20/2014) [-]
You're obviously too dense to understand what i just said. Read it again, and use your brain this time.
#7856989 - We're only 2 years apart; only a weak coward would use that ex…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2014 on Old Board. Go to... 0
#7857001 - holyfool (02/20/2014) [-]
Here's an IRL to fap to and criticize.