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FightClub

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Date Signed Up:8/09/2010
Last Login:8/29/2016
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Level 211 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 212 Content: Comedic Genius
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Level 430 Comments: Thumb Guzzler → Level 431 Comments: There is no Escape
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Content Views:257206
Times Content Favorited:714 times
Total Comments Made:43929
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first God of funnyjunk (before fagmin increased level requirement)

i used to be popular but that was when FJ was cool and now i'm like an old senile grandpa scoffing at the new generation

latest user's comments

#5492896 - of course you aren't, you date 12 year olds  [+] (15 new replies) 07/29/2013 on Old Board. Go to... 0
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#5492954 - DamnJackieChan (07/29/2013) [-]
lol, does he?
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#5493034 - FightClub (07/29/2013) [-]
some girl named niggernog

he e-dated her and she's 12 years old. he'll deny it since he kept it hidden, but her and some others here knew it.
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#5493019 - miscarriage (07/29/2013) [-]
no
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#5493039 - FightClub (07/29/2013) [-]
niggernog bro

niggernog
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#5493067 - miscarriage (07/29/2013) [-]
they never dated.
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#5493072 - FightClub (07/29/2013) [-]
she told me she loved him and wanted to meet him irl

so yes they did
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#5493097 - miscarriage (07/29/2013) [-]
vimploing that meens they wer d8ing
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#5493106 - FightClub (07/29/2013) [-]
that's what e-dating is
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#5493126 - miscarriage (07/29/2013) [-]
a clingy obssessive 12 year not leaving you alone means you're e-dating?
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#5493158 - FightClub (07/29/2013) [-]
pretty sure their feelings were mutual, regardless of how long it lasted
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#5493201 - miscarriage (07/29/2013) [-]
eh


i don't get why you're on wings about that when you flirted and shit with her all the time

trying to find out her cup size and shit.
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#5493209 - FightClub (07/29/2013) [-]
you call that flirting?
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#5493229 - miscarriage (07/29/2013) [-]
well

not really

just bad

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#5493240 - FightClub (07/29/2013) [-]
i do this with every girl i meet on here

that's what the internet is for, it's for being a fucking pervert
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#5493259 - miscarriage (07/29/2013) [-]
oh
#5492877 - i really don't think you're strong enough, NO  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2013 on Old Board. Go to... 0
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#5492885 - sebthebrony (07/29/2013) [-]
do you beeleeive in life after love?
#108 - my diction is simply superior to yours, and it takes superior …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2013 on How to Make an Exploding... 0
#110 - redneckraider (07/29/2013) [-]
Ah, yes. Mr. All Knowing over here. I notice you cling to the whole "I'm superior than everyone" argument. It got old after the first few comments in the last "argument" we had. If you're so "superior" then kindly explain why you're stuck on FJ, instead of doing something intellectual?
#5492802 - do you belieeeeeeeeeeeve in love after love  [+] (3 new replies) 07/29/2013 on Old Board. Go to... 0
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#5492818 - sebthebrony (07/29/2013) [-]
i can feel something insiiide me say
#5492877 - FightClub (07/29/2013) [-]
i really don't think you're strong enough, NO
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#5492885 - sebthebrony (07/29/2013) [-]
do you beeleeive in life after love?
#106 - you sure do love the word "pathetic" is it …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2013 on How to Make an Exploding... 0
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#109 - redneckraider (07/29/2013) [-]
No, it's because i don't try to act more intelligent in a bit to win an internet argument. Why should i have to substitute something if you know what it means? Like i said, it's only your bit to seem more "superior"
#104 - comin' from the reposter, that's pretty ironic nice e…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/29/2013 on How to Make an Exploding... 0
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#107 - redneckraider (07/29/2013) [-]
I don't see a single thing you've posted that i didn't understand, i understand you're trying to seem more intelligent by using "big words" nice try, but no.
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#108 - FightClub (07/29/2013) [-]
my diction is simply superior to yours, and it takes superior intellect to grasp and assimilate more intricate terms to employ in discourse.

i basically said that i'm intellectually superior to you, so if you wanna deny that, then go ahead, but there's not really much else i can do to prove i'm mentally above you through literary means. you don't have to believe me, but i know i am. not much to contemplate on
#110 - redneckraider (07/29/2013) [-]
Ah, yes. Mr. All Knowing over here. I notice you cling to the whole "I'm superior than everyone" argument. It got old after the first few comments in the last "argument" we had. If you're so "superior" then kindly explain why you're stuck on FJ, instead of doing something intellectual?
#4191850 - my filthy item daddy , you think this **** is really ******…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/29/2013 on Play items +3
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#4191852 - ragingbrony (07/29/2013) [-]
I'd rather he just stopped making banners.
When I click the 'x', I'd like nothing to be there...for longer than an hour
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#4191856 - ragingbrony (07/29/2013) [-]
Too lazy, and sometimes there's fun stuff in the banner
#4191859 - newnayytay has deleted their comment.
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#4191863 - ragingbrony (07/29/2013) [-]
Why not? There hasn't been anything fun up there in awhile, and it's just been annoying lately.
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#102 - sure buddy, sure as much as i enjoy your boiling ange…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/29/2013 on How to Make an Exploding... 0
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#115 - tarekmig (07/29/2013) [-]
"boiling anger and frustration" Yeah we both can see that you're boiling replying 3 times to me with every insult possible, i think you're mad than ever.
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#117 - FightClub (07/29/2013) [-]
you keep talking for no reason, so shut up already. nothing you say affects me
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#119 - tarekmig (07/29/2013) [-]
Nothing can affect you cause you're already mad, You keep talking for no reason, shut up already.
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#105 - redneckraider (07/29/2013) [-]
You have frustration confused with laughter, my pathetic friend. But go ahead, as much as i enjoy your stupidity, it's getting old.
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#106 - FightClub (07/29/2013) [-]
you sure do love the word "pathetic"

is it because you don't know any other words to substitute it? that's probably the case
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#109 - redneckraider (07/29/2013) [-]
No, it's because i don't try to act more intelligent in a bit to win an internet argument. Why should i have to substitute something if you know what it means? Like i said, it's only your bit to seem more "superior"
#100 - Takes effort to spell, dumbass. Why are you still arguing with…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/29/2013 on How to Make an Exploding... 0
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#103 - redneckraider (07/29/2013) [-]
Calm down, slicey. If you grab the razor go for the throat, not your wrist. Also, again with the whole superior bullshit? Lol, this is funny. Go ahead and insult content, since you obviously can't come up with anything else, I'll throw you a bone.
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#104 - FightClub (07/29/2013) [-]
comin' from the reposter, that's pretty ironic

nice emo jokes man, i'm obviously an emo due to my ridiculously introverted disposition and my blatant offense to your trivial insults.

(that was sarcasm by the way, i doubt you could understand half of the words i implemented in that single sentence so i thought i'd simplify it for you)
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#107 - redneckraider (07/29/2013) [-]
I don't see a single thing you've posted that i didn't understand, i understand you're trying to seem more intelligent by using "big words" nice try, but no.
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#108 - FightClub (07/29/2013) [-]
my diction is simply superior to yours, and it takes superior intellect to grasp and assimilate more intricate terms to employ in discourse.

i basically said that i'm intellectually superior to you, so if you wanna deny that, then go ahead, but there's not really much else i can do to prove i'm mentally above you through literary means. you don't have to believe me, but i know i am. not much to contemplate on
#110 - redneckraider (07/29/2013) [-]
Ah, yes. Mr. All Knowing over here. I notice you cling to the whole "I'm superior than everyone" argument. It got old after the first few comments in the last "argument" we had. If you're so "superior" then kindly explain why you're stuck on FJ, instead of doing something intellectual?
#98 - Capitalized There, now you have nothing more to say. …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2013 on How to Make an Exploding... 0
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#99 - redneckraider (07/29/2013) [-]
No, i have plenty more to say. You're just as worthless as you always were.