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FairyGodParents

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:10/20/2010
Last Login:7/01/2015
Location:Canada
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#79 - He fell head first. Walked backwards into it. His co-workers s… 06/27/2015 on Everything is Fine 0
#74 - I knew a guy who fell in one of those. He was only 18, quite horrific.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/27/2015 on Everything is Fine 0
User avatar #75 - thirdjess (06/27/2015) [-]
Assuming this isn't bullshit, couldn't you just yank them out, trading their limb for their life?
User avatar #79 - FairyGodParents (06/27/2015) [-]
He fell head first. Walked backwards into it. His co-workers said he pretty much died instantly, so that's good I guess. The place had actually given highschool students a tour a year earlier trying to recruit workers, and a lot of us couldn't believe how unsafe the tire mulcher set up looked. It was literally level with the ground, with only a 2 foot high lip around it. Here's the link but it really says fuck all about it. globalnews.ca/news/1799141/man-injured-by-piece-of-machinery-dies/

I don't even want to think about how gory the scene was, I'm sure the workers who witnessed it have some severe PTSD.
#72 - Comment deleted 06/27/2015 on Everything is Fine 0
#25 - I havn't laughed that hard in a long time. 06/25/2015 on Not all Skeletons +1
#31 - Fairly Odd Parents mentioned. Swell with giant cakes, birthday…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2015 on Redcliffe +1
User avatar #46 - shunkahawolf (06/25/2015) [-]
swell with getting things on the internet
#60 - That's not to say this guy doesn't love anyone. I love my frie… 06/16/2015 on yea...but... 0
#75 - I'v had a lot of teachers who were really good with them. It's… 06/10/2015 on Detention +1
#164 - I found a porno mag and it was black and white, and I thought … 06/10/2015 on Things People Believed as... 0
#162 - I wonder if in the future, kids will think that we lived in a … 06/10/2015 on Things People Believed as... +1
#152 - Have you ever looked back at old facebook statuses, or literal… 06/08/2015 on Let's get ready to rage 3 +1

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#7 - bewailedbadger ONLINE (06/27/2015) [-]
FAIRIES
User avatar #6 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
heh heh
#3 - Rascal (09/09/2012) [-]
i wish i was a chicken
#2 - seelcudoom has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #1 - CannonFodder (01/31/2011) [-]
Seriously dude? Are you so narrow minded that you don't believe that someone who doesn't even watch Family Guy could've come up with a joke apparently similar to that on the show? I've already explained how I got the idea and I don't ******** . It's not hard to type in "Credit to _____" and I ALWAYS give credit where due
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