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#89 - You literally don't have to read the conversation.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2013 on   -1
User avatar #90 - dapianoman (11/05/2013) [-]
your point?
#48 - COME AND SEE HOW GOOD I LOOK 11/01/2013 on Happy Halloween! -2
#31 - I've heard of trashy costumes, but this is ridiculous. 10/31/2013 on She wanted to be a trash... +1
#83 - How was it pathetic and beta?  [+] (3 new replies) 10/31/2013 on   -1
User avatar #88 - dapianoman (11/02/2013) [-]
because it sounded like "omg im such a nice guy and im really sweet and funny but i have no friends im so sad i have no friends but im not going to try to make friends or anything because no one is gonna like me"

it sounds bitchy and whiny. we dont want to hear about your pathetic life. take your conversation to PMs or you will sound like a retard.
User avatar #89 - FUUUU (11/04/2013) [-]
You literally don't have to read the conversation.
User avatar #90 - dapianoman (11/05/2013) [-]
your point?
#82 - But seriously, don't give up on finding a friend or the one you love.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/31/2013 on   -1
User avatar #86 - Kairyuka (10/31/2013) [-]
I won't, I'm way too stupid to give up on ridiculous stuff like that
#81 - Why yes, yes I am. 10/31/2013 on   -1
#80 - Yes, yes I am. D 10/31/2013 on   -1
#25 - You are looking at the wrong people when you try to find frien…  [+] (10 new replies) 10/30/2013 on   +1
User avatar #26 - Kairyuka (10/30/2013) [-]
That's an ideal though. No reason to believe anyone could ever put up with all that, much less assume that anyone should have to. It would be nice though... And my biggest dream is... To fall asleep next to and wake up next to the one I love...
#82 - FUUUU (10/31/2013) [-]
But seriously, don't give up on finding a friend or the one you love.
User avatar #86 - Kairyuka (10/31/2013) [-]
I won't, I'm way too stupid to give up on ridiculous stuff like that
User avatar #59 - dapianoman (10/30/2013) [-]
holy shit that sounded really pathetic.
no offense to you, but that sounded like the single most beta conversation ive ever had.
like really i dont mean to offend you. i just wanna comment that holy shit, that's really pathetic.
go make some friends or something
#87 - Kairyuka (10/31/2013) [-]
User avatar #83 - FUUUU (10/31/2013) [-]
How was it pathetic and beta?
User avatar #88 - dapianoman (11/02/2013) [-]
because it sounded like "omg im such a nice guy and im really sweet and funny but i have no friends im so sad i have no friends but im not going to try to make friends or anything because no one is gonna like me"

it sounds bitchy and whiny. we dont want to hear about your pathetic life. take your conversation to PMs or you will sound like a retard.
User avatar #89 - FUUUU (11/04/2013) [-]
You literally don't have to read the conversation.
User avatar #90 - dapianoman (11/05/2013) [-]
your point?
#63 - anonymous (10/31/2013) [-]
agreed
#22 - You will, you seem like a nice enough person. …  [+] (12 new replies) 10/30/2013 on   +2
User avatar #24 - Kairyuka (10/30/2013) [-]
I wish, but apparently despite all my positive traits, I can't even seem to make a friend offline
I'm sorry if it gets kinda depressive now, but I've actually had problems with this for more than a year. I'm going through therapy and trying to fix what's wrong with me, but nothing I do seems to work. I just want a friend
I have better friends online than I've ever had offline, but I'd like just one offline friend...
User avatar #25 - FUUUU (10/30/2013) [-]
You are looking at the wrong people when you try to find friends offline. A real friend would be able to handle whatever problems you have, and would help you with them.
User avatar #26 - Kairyuka (10/30/2013) [-]
That's an ideal though. No reason to believe anyone could ever put up with all that, much less assume that anyone should have to. It would be nice though... And my biggest dream is... To fall asleep next to and wake up next to the one I love...
#82 - FUUUU (10/31/2013) [-]
But seriously, don't give up on finding a friend or the one you love.
User avatar #86 - Kairyuka (10/31/2013) [-]
I won't, I'm way too stupid to give up on ridiculous stuff like that
User avatar #59 - dapianoman (10/30/2013) [-]
holy shit that sounded really pathetic.
no offense to you, but that sounded like the single most beta conversation ive ever had.
like really i dont mean to offend you. i just wanna comment that holy shit, that's really pathetic.
go make some friends or something
#87 - Kairyuka (10/31/2013) [-]
User avatar #83 - FUUUU (10/31/2013) [-]
How was it pathetic and beta?
User avatar #88 - dapianoman (11/02/2013) [-]
because it sounded like "omg im such a nice guy and im really sweet and funny but i have no friends im so sad i have no friends but im not going to try to make friends or anything because no one is gonna like me"

it sounds bitchy and whiny. we dont want to hear about your pathetic life. take your conversation to PMs or you will sound like a retard.
User avatar #89 - FUUUU (11/04/2013) [-]
You literally don't have to read the conversation.
User avatar #90 - dapianoman (11/05/2013) [-]
your point?
#63 - anonymous (10/31/2013) [-]
agreed
#19 - I've yelled at him because he'll make them sore and swol…  [+] (14 new replies) 10/30/2013 on   +1
User avatar #20 - Kairyuka (10/30/2013) [-]
Yeah I've heard that being in a relationship can kinda change your preferences and stuff
I have yet to experience such a wonderful thing, but maybe I will one day
User avatar #22 - FUUUU (10/30/2013) [-]
You will, you seem like a nice enough person.

The fact that you made a comment about my breasts, yet didn't go straight to asking for nudes, really does say a lot.
User avatar #24 - Kairyuka (10/30/2013) [-]
I wish, but apparently despite all my positive traits, I can't even seem to make a friend offline
I'm sorry if it gets kinda depressive now, but I've actually had problems with this for more than a year. I'm going through therapy and trying to fix what's wrong with me, but nothing I do seems to work. I just want a friend
I have better friends online than I've ever had offline, but I'd like just one offline friend...
User avatar #25 - FUUUU (10/30/2013) [-]
You are looking at the wrong people when you try to find friends offline. A real friend would be able to handle whatever problems you have, and would help you with them.
User avatar #26 - Kairyuka (10/30/2013) [-]
That's an ideal though. No reason to believe anyone could ever put up with all that, much less assume that anyone should have to. It would be nice though... And my biggest dream is... To fall asleep next to and wake up next to the one I love...
#82 - FUUUU (10/31/2013) [-]
But seriously, don't give up on finding a friend or the one you love.
User avatar #86 - Kairyuka (10/31/2013) [-]
I won't, I'm way too stupid to give up on ridiculous stuff like that
User avatar #59 - dapianoman (10/30/2013) [-]
holy shit that sounded really pathetic.
no offense to you, but that sounded like the single most beta conversation ive ever had.
like really i dont mean to offend you. i just wanna comment that holy shit, that's really pathetic.
go make some friends or something
#87 - Kairyuka (10/31/2013) [-]
User avatar #83 - FUUUU (10/31/2013) [-]
How was it pathetic and beta?
User avatar #88 - dapianoman (11/02/2013) [-]
because it sounded like "omg im such a nice guy and im really sweet and funny but i have no friends im so sad i have no friends but im not going to try to make friends or anything because no one is gonna like me"

it sounds bitchy and whiny. we dont want to hear about your pathetic life. take your conversation to PMs or you will sound like a retard.
User avatar #89 - FUUUU (11/04/2013) [-]
You literally don't have to read the conversation.
User avatar #90 - dapianoman (11/05/2013) [-]
your point?
#63 - anonymous (10/31/2013) [-]
agreed
#17 - Yeah, my boyfriend goes pretty bonkers over them. When he come…  [+] (16 new replies) 10/30/2013 on   0
#18 - Kairyuka (10/30/2013) [-]
Oh god that made me laugh
Iunno if I'm into bigger breasts per se... I think I just like girls' breasts in general
User avatar #19 - FUUUU (10/30/2013) [-]
I've yelled at him because he'll make them sore and swollen and still keep playing with them despite my protests :p

Eh, everyone has their own preferences. My boyfriend didn't care about size at one point, but I've spoiled him to the point that if we ever break up he's gonna be a large-booby man. :p
User avatar #20 - Kairyuka (10/30/2013) [-]
Yeah I've heard that being in a relationship can kinda change your preferences and stuff
I have yet to experience such a wonderful thing, but maybe I will one day
User avatar #22 - FUUUU (10/30/2013) [-]
You will, you seem like a nice enough person.

The fact that you made a comment about my breasts, yet didn't go straight to asking for nudes, really does say a lot.
User avatar #24 - Kairyuka (10/30/2013) [-]
I wish, but apparently despite all my positive traits, I can't even seem to make a friend offline
I'm sorry if it gets kinda depressive now, but I've actually had problems with this for more than a year. I'm going through therapy and trying to fix what's wrong with me, but nothing I do seems to work. I just want a friend
I have better friends online than I've ever had offline, but I'd like just one offline friend...
User avatar #25 - FUUUU (10/30/2013) [-]
You are looking at the wrong people when you try to find friends offline. A real friend would be able to handle whatever problems you have, and would help you with them.
User avatar #26 - Kairyuka (10/30/2013) [-]
That's an ideal though. No reason to believe anyone could ever put up with all that, much less assume that anyone should have to. It would be nice though... And my biggest dream is... To fall asleep next to and wake up next to the one I love...
#82 - FUUUU (10/31/2013) [-]
But seriously, don't give up on finding a friend or the one you love.
User avatar #86 - Kairyuka (10/31/2013) [-]
I won't, I'm way too stupid to give up on ridiculous stuff like that
User avatar #59 - dapianoman (10/30/2013) [-]
holy shit that sounded really pathetic.
no offense to you, but that sounded like the single most beta conversation ive ever had.
like really i dont mean to offend you. i just wanna comment that holy shit, that's really pathetic.
go make some friends or something
#87 - Kairyuka (10/31/2013) [-]
User avatar #83 - FUUUU (10/31/2013) [-]
How was it pathetic and beta?
User avatar #88 - dapianoman (11/02/2013) [-]
because it sounded like "omg im such a nice guy and im really sweet and funny but i have no friends im so sad i have no friends but im not going to try to make friends or anything because no one is gonna like me"

it sounds bitchy and whiny. we dont want to hear about your pathetic life. take your conversation to PMs or you will sound like a retard.
User avatar #89 - FUUUU (11/04/2013) [-]
You literally don't have to read the conversation.
User avatar #90 - dapianoman (11/05/2013) [-]
your point?
#63 - anonymous (10/31/2013) [-]
agreed
#15 - Yes, it's pretty big. DDs are generally when boobs start…  [+] (18 new replies) 10/30/2013 on   0
User avatar #16 - Kairyuka (10/30/2013) [-]
Jesus, you girls have it hard ._.
At least they're attractive to guys (and lesbian/bi/pan girls I suppose). That's something, right?
User avatar #17 - FUUUU (10/30/2013) [-]
Yeah, my boyfriend goes pretty bonkers over them. When he comes home from field exercises, NTC, (and in 3 days a deployment ), he plays with them so much that they swell up even more and get really sore. :p
#18 - Kairyuka (10/30/2013) [-]
Oh god that made me laugh
Iunno if I'm into bigger breasts per se... I think I just like girls' breasts in general
User avatar #19 - FUUUU (10/30/2013) [-]
I've yelled at him because he'll make them sore and swollen and still keep playing with them despite my protests :p

Eh, everyone has their own preferences. My boyfriend didn't care about size at one point, but I've spoiled him to the point that if we ever break up he's gonna be a large-booby man. :p
User avatar #20 - Kairyuka (10/30/2013) [-]
Yeah I've heard that being in a relationship can kinda change your preferences and stuff
I have yet to experience such a wonderful thing, but maybe I will one day
User avatar #22 - FUUUU (10/30/2013) [-]
You will, you seem like a nice enough person.

The fact that you made a comment about my breasts, yet didn't go straight to asking for nudes, really does say a lot.
User avatar #24 - Kairyuka (10/30/2013) [-]
I wish, but apparently despite all my positive traits, I can't even seem to make a friend offline
I'm sorry if it gets kinda depressive now, but I've actually had problems with this for more than a year. I'm going through therapy and trying to fix what's wrong with me, but nothing I do seems to work. I just want a friend
I have better friends online than I've ever had offline, but I'd like just one offline friend...
User avatar #25 - FUUUU (10/30/2013) [-]
You are looking at the wrong people when you try to find friends offline. A real friend would be able to handle whatever problems you have, and would help you with them.
User avatar #26 - Kairyuka (10/30/2013) [-]
That's an ideal though. No reason to believe anyone could ever put up with all that, much less assume that anyone should have to. It would be nice though... And my biggest dream is... To fall asleep next to and wake up next to the one I love...
#82 - FUUUU (10/31/2013) [-]
But seriously, don't give up on finding a friend or the one you love.
User avatar #86 - Kairyuka (10/31/2013) [-]
I won't, I'm way too stupid to give up on ridiculous stuff like that
User avatar #59 - dapianoman (10/30/2013) [-]
holy shit that sounded really pathetic.
no offense to you, but that sounded like the single most beta conversation ive ever had.
like really i dont mean to offend you. i just wanna comment that holy shit, that's really pathetic.
go make some friends or something
#87 - Kairyuka (10/31/2013) [-]
User avatar #83 - FUUUU (10/31/2013) [-]
How was it pathetic and beta?
User avatar #88 - dapianoman (11/02/2013) [-]
because it sounded like "omg im such a nice guy and im really sweet and funny but i have no friends im so sad i have no friends but im not going to try to make friends or anything because no one is gonna like me"

it sounds bitchy and whiny. we dont want to hear about your pathetic life. take your conversation to PMs or you will sound like a retard.
User avatar #89 - FUUUU (11/04/2013) [-]
You literally don't have to read the conversation.
User avatar #90 - dapianoman (11/05/2013) [-]
your point?
#63 - anonymous (10/31/2013) [-]
agreed
#13 - I'm a 36DDD.  [+] (22 new replies) 10/30/2013 on   0
User avatar #57 - trolljunkusa (10/30/2013) [-]
By golly you are blessed/cursed
User avatar #80 - FUUUU (10/31/2013) [-]
Yes, yes I am. D
User avatar #14 - Kairyuka (10/30/2013) [-]
I honestly know nothing about cup sizes at all, but that sounds big :o
User avatar #15 - FUUUU (10/30/2013) [-]
Yes, it's pretty big. DDs are generally when boobs start being uncomfortably heavy.

I jumped from 34DD to 36DDD in a matter of weeks.
User avatar #16 - Kairyuka (10/30/2013) [-]
Jesus, you girls have it hard ._.
At least they're attractive to guys (and lesbian/bi/pan girls I suppose). That's something, right?
User avatar #17 - FUUUU (10/30/2013) [-]
Yeah, my boyfriend goes pretty bonkers over them. When he comes home from field exercises, NTC, (and in 3 days a deployment ), he plays with them so much that they swell up even more and get really sore. :p
#18 - Kairyuka (10/30/2013) [-]
Oh god that made me laugh
Iunno if I'm into bigger breasts per se... I think I just like girls' breasts in general
User avatar #19 - FUUUU (10/30/2013) [-]
I've yelled at him because he'll make them sore and swollen and still keep playing with them despite my protests :p

Eh, everyone has their own preferences. My boyfriend didn't care about size at one point, but I've spoiled him to the point that if we ever break up he's gonna be a large-booby man. :p
User avatar #20 - Kairyuka (10/30/2013) [-]
Yeah I've heard that being in a relationship can kinda change your preferences and stuff
I have yet to experience such a wonderful thing, but maybe I will one day
User avatar #22 - FUUUU (10/30/2013) [-]
You will, you seem like a nice enough person.

The fact that you made a comment about my breasts, yet didn't go straight to asking for nudes, really does say a lot.
User avatar #24 - Kairyuka (10/30/2013) [-]
I wish, but apparently despite all my positive traits, I can't even seem to make a friend offline
I'm sorry if it gets kinda depressive now, but I've actually had problems with this for more than a year. I'm going through therapy and trying to fix what's wrong with me, but nothing I do seems to work. I just want a friend
I have better friends online than I've ever had offline, but I'd like just one offline friend...
User avatar #25 - FUUUU (10/30/2013) [-]
You are looking at the wrong people when you try to find friends offline. A real friend would be able to handle whatever problems you have, and would help you with them.
User avatar #26 - Kairyuka (10/30/2013) [-]
That's an ideal though. No reason to believe anyone could ever put up with all that, much less assume that anyone should have to. It would be nice though... And my biggest dream is... To fall asleep next to and wake up next to the one I love...
#82 - FUUUU (10/31/2013) [-]
But seriously, don't give up on finding a friend or the one you love.
User avatar #86 - Kairyuka (10/31/2013) [-]
I won't, I'm way too stupid to give up on ridiculous stuff like that
User avatar #59 - dapianoman (10/30/2013) [-]
holy shit that sounded really pathetic.
no offense to you, but that sounded like the single most beta conversation ive ever had.
like really i dont mean to offend you. i just wanna comment that holy shit, that's really pathetic.
go make some friends or something
#87 - Kairyuka (10/31/2013) [-]
User avatar #83 - FUUUU (10/31/2013) [-]
How was it pathetic and beta?
User avatar #88 - dapianoman (11/02/2013) [-]
because it sounded like "omg im such a nice guy and im really sweet and funny but i have no friends im so sad i have no friends but im not going to try to make friends or anything because no one is gonna like me"

it sounds bitchy and whiny. we dont want to hear about your pathetic life. take your conversation to PMs or you will sound like a retard.
User avatar #89 - FUUUU (11/04/2013) [-]
You literally don't have to read the conversation.
User avatar #90 - dapianoman (11/05/2013) [-]
your point?
#63 - anonymous (10/31/2013) [-]
agreed
#10 - extremely big D:  [+] (24 new replies) 10/30/2013 on   0
User avatar #11 - Kairyuka (10/30/2013) [-]
Seriously, do they just look bigger in that outfit? What's your cup size?
User avatar #13 - FUUUU (10/30/2013) [-]
I'm a 36DDD.
User avatar #57 - trolljunkusa (10/30/2013) [-]
By golly you are blessed/cursed
User avatar #80 - FUUUU (10/31/2013) [-]
Yes, yes I am. D
User avatar #14 - Kairyuka (10/30/2013) [-]
I honestly know nothing about cup sizes at all, but that sounds big :o
User avatar #15 - FUUUU (10/30/2013) [-]
Yes, it's pretty big. DDs are generally when boobs start being uncomfortably heavy.

I jumped from 34DD to 36DDD in a matter of weeks.
User avatar #16 - Kairyuka (10/30/2013) [-]
Jesus, you girls have it hard ._.
At least they're attractive to guys (and lesbian/bi/pan girls I suppose). That's something, right?
User avatar #17 - FUUUU (10/30/2013) [-]
Yeah, my boyfriend goes pretty bonkers over them. When he comes home from field exercises, NTC, (and in 3 days a deployment ), he plays with them so much that they swell up even more and get really sore. :p
#18 - Kairyuka (10/30/2013) [-]
Oh god that made me laugh
Iunno if I'm into bigger breasts per se... I think I just like girls' breasts in general
User avatar #19 - FUUUU (10/30/2013) [-]
I've yelled at him because he'll make them sore and swollen and still keep playing with them despite my protests :p

Eh, everyone has their own preferences. My boyfriend didn't care about size at one point, but I've spoiled him to the point that if we ever break up he's gonna be a large-booby man. :p
User avatar #20 - Kairyuka (10/30/2013) [-]
Yeah I've heard that being in a relationship can kinda change your preferences and stuff
I have yet to experience such a wonderful thing, but maybe I will one day
User avatar #22 - FUUUU (10/30/2013) [-]
You will, you seem like a nice enough person.

The fact that you made a comment about my breasts, yet didn't go straight to asking for nudes, really does say a lot.
User avatar #24 - Kairyuka (10/30/2013) [-]
I wish, but apparently despite all my positive traits, I can't even seem to make a friend offline
I'm sorry if it gets kinda depressive now, but I've actually had problems with this for more than a year. I'm going through therapy and trying to fix what's wrong with me, but nothing I do seems to work. I just want a friend
I have better friends online than I've ever had offline, but I'd like just one offline friend...
User avatar #25 - FUUUU (10/30/2013) [-]
You are looking at the wrong people when you try to find friends offline. A real friend would be able to handle whatever problems you have, and would help you with them.
User avatar #26 - Kairyuka (10/30/2013) [-]
That's an ideal though. No reason to believe anyone could ever put up with all that, much less assume that anyone should have to. It would be nice though... And my biggest dream is... To fall asleep next to and wake up next to the one I love...
#82 - FUUUU (10/31/2013) [-]
But seriously, don't give up on finding a friend or the one you love.
User avatar #86 - Kairyuka (10/31/2013) [-]
I won't, I'm way too stupid to give up on ridiculous stuff like that
User avatar #59 - dapianoman (10/30/2013) [-]
holy shit that sounded really pathetic.
no offense to you, but that sounded like the single most beta conversation ive ever had.
like really i dont mean to offend you. i just wanna comment that holy shit, that's really pathetic.
go make some friends or something
#87 - Kairyuka (10/31/2013) [-]
User avatar #83 - FUUUU (10/31/2013) [-]
How was it pathetic and beta?
User avatar #88 - dapianoman (11/02/2013) [-]
because it sounded like "omg im such a nice guy and im really sweet and funny but i have no friends im so sad i have no friends but im not going to try to make friends or anything because no one is gonna like me"

it sounds bitchy and whiny. we dont want to hear about your pathetic life. take your conversation to PMs or you will sound like a retard.
User avatar #89 - FUUUU (11/04/2013) [-]
You literally don't have to read the conversation.
User avatar #90 - dapianoman (11/05/2013) [-]
your point?
#63 - anonymous (10/31/2013) [-]
agreed
#39 - Well you're a bad mom 10/30/2013 on Crab sucked into pipline 0
#4 - I'm Ron Burgundy.  [+] (28 new replies) 10/30/2013 on   +15
User avatar #47 - waaw (10/30/2013) [-]
You're Ron Burgundy?
User avatar #81 - FUUUU (10/31/2013) [-]
Why yes, yes I am.
#6 - Kairyuka (10/30/2013) [-]
With very big boobs :3
User avatar #10 - FUUUU (10/30/2013) [-]
extremely big D:
User avatar #11 - Kairyuka (10/30/2013) [-]
Seriously, do they just look bigger in that outfit? What's your cup size?
User avatar #13 - FUUUU (10/30/2013) [-]
I'm a 36DDD.
User avatar #57 - trolljunkusa (10/30/2013) [-]
By golly you are blessed/cursed
User avatar #80 - FUUUU (10/31/2013) [-]
Yes, yes I am. D
User avatar #14 - Kairyuka (10/30/2013) [-]
I honestly know nothing about cup sizes at all, but that sounds big :o
User avatar #15 - FUUUU (10/30/2013) [-]
Yes, it's pretty big. DDs are generally when boobs start being uncomfortably heavy.

I jumped from 34DD to 36DDD in a matter of weeks.
User avatar #16 - Kairyuka (10/30/2013) [-]
Jesus, you girls have it hard ._.
At least they're attractive to guys (and lesbian/bi/pan girls I suppose). That's something, right?
User avatar #17 - FUUUU (10/30/2013) [-]
Yeah, my boyfriend goes pretty bonkers over them. When he comes home from field exercises, NTC, (and in 3 days a deployment ), he plays with them so much that they swell up even more and get really sore. :p
#18 - Kairyuka (10/30/2013) [-]
Oh god that made me laugh
Iunno if I'm into bigger breasts per se... I think I just like girls' breasts in general
User avatar #19 - FUUUU (10/30/2013) [-]
I've yelled at him because he'll make them sore and swollen and still keep playing with them despite my protests :p

Eh, everyone has their own preferences. My boyfriend didn't care about size at one point, but I've spoiled him to the point that if we ever break up he's gonna be a large-booby man. :p
User avatar #20 - Kairyuka (10/30/2013) [-]
Yeah I've heard that being in a relationship can kinda change your preferences and stuff
I have yet to experience such a wonderful thing, but maybe I will one day
User avatar #22 - FUUUU (10/30/2013) [-]
You will, you seem like a nice enough person.

The fact that you made a comment about my breasts, yet didn't go straight to asking for nudes, really does say a lot.
User avatar #24 - Kairyuka (10/30/2013) [-]
I wish, but apparently despite all my positive traits, I can't even seem to make a friend offline
I'm sorry if it gets kinda depressive now, but I've actually had problems with this for more than a year. I'm going through therapy and trying to fix what's wrong with me, but nothing I do seems to work. I just want a friend
I have better friends online than I've ever had offline, but I'd like just one offline friend...
User avatar #25 - FUUUU (10/30/2013) [-]
You are looking at the wrong people when you try to find friends offline. A real friend would be able to handle whatever problems you have, and would help you with them.
User avatar #26 - Kairyuka (10/30/2013) [-]
That's an ideal though. No reason to believe anyone could ever put up with all that, much less assume that anyone should have to. It would be nice though... And my biggest dream is... To fall asleep next to and wake up next to the one I love...
#82 - FUUUU (10/31/2013) [-]
But seriously, don't give up on finding a friend or the one you love.
User avatar #86 - Kairyuka (10/31/2013) [-]
I won't, I'm way too stupid to give up on ridiculous stuff like that
User avatar #59 - dapianoman (10/30/2013) [-]
holy shit that sounded really pathetic.
no offense to you, but that sounded like the single most beta conversation ive ever had.
like really i dont mean to offend you. i just wanna comment that holy shit, that's really pathetic.
go make some friends or something
#87 - Kairyuka (10/31/2013) [-]
User avatar #83 - FUUUU (10/31/2013) [-]
How was it pathetic and beta?
User avatar #88 - dapianoman (11/02/2013) [-]
because it sounded like "omg im such a nice guy and im really sweet and funny but i have no friends im so sad i have no friends but im not going to try to make friends or anything because no one is gonna like me"

it sounds bitchy and whiny. we dont want to hear about your pathetic life. take your conversation to PMs or you will sound like a retard.
User avatar #89 - FUUUU (11/04/2013) [-]
You literally don't have to read the conversation.
User avatar #90 - dapianoman (11/05/2013) [-]
your point?
#63 - anonymous (10/31/2013) [-]
agreed
#34 - I don't know why, but I totally cried at this part. All it wan…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/30/2013 on Crab sucked into pipline 0
User avatar #38 - ripley (10/30/2013) [-]
I dont wanna be its mom
User avatar #39 - FUUUU (10/30/2013) [-]
Well you're a bad mom
#22 - You forgot "from JJ Abrams" in the middle there. 10/30/2013 on Dont divide by zero +2
#17 - Disney did. 10/30/2013 on Monica's Ex and Han Solo 0
#20 - "Megapickles" 10/30/2013 on gif +44
#215 - Picture 10/29/2013 on Mother Fucking Ball Python +2
#179 - It is a reaper, and it's a wolf. It reaps people, and possibly wolves. 10/27/2013 on I would take it home 0
#104 - Lastly, this is when he was a puppy. 10/26/2013 on Because I Can't Control My... +5
#102 - It took my friend about 5 minutes to get this picture for me w…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/26/2013 on Because I Can't Control My... +6
#104 - FUUUU (10/26/2013) [-]
Lastly, this is when he was a puppy.
#98 - Look at him when he chewed up Marley And Me.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/26/2013 on Because I Can't Control My... +6
#316 - pridefulmatthew (10/27/2013) [-]
I love how his looking at the chewed remains like...So...you gonna let me eat that or what?
#102 - FUUUU (10/26/2013) [-]
It took my friend about 5 minutes to get this picture for me when I was on vacation.
#104 - FUUUU (10/26/2013) [-]
Lastly, this is when he was a puppy.
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#116 - breadposter (06/23/2014) [-]
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User avatar #113 - ajrin (03/06/2014) [-]
A million stars up in the sky
one shines brighter I can't deny
A love so precious a love so true
a love that comes from me to you
The angels sing when you are near
within your arms I... forgot the rest
#114 to #113 - FUUUU (03/07/2014) [-]
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User avatar #112 - aulubear (01/16/2014) [-]
Man you're really not good at regular talkings.

At least delete my comments. I feel strange seeing so many greetings.
User avatar #99 - aulubear (01/11/2014) [-]
You haven't opened your box yet.
User avatar #100 to #99 - FUUUU (01/11/2014) [-]
What?
User avatar #101 to #100 - aulubear (01/11/2014) [-]
Your blue changed color too!

WHUZ GOING ON?

WHERE'S THE FIREHOSE.
User avatar #102 to #101 - FUUUU (01/11/2014) [-]
ok
User avatar #103 to #102 - aulubear (01/11/2014) [-]
Hia though.

Howsetgoin?
User avatar #82 - aulubear (01/08/2014) [-]
FRIENDSHIP!
WE'LL DO STUFF LIKE SHOPPING.

Not for shoes though. I already have shoes.
User avatar #83 to #82 - FUUUU (01/08/2014) [-]
See, that's all we're going to shop for is shoes.
User avatar #84 to #83 - aulubear (01/08/2014) [-]
Noooh. :C

Why not like

Food.
Let's shop for food. I'm low on that in my house.

Probably because it's winter and I should be hibernating.
User avatar #85 to #84 - FUUUU (01/08/2014) [-]
Because I as a woman always need shoes. DUH.
User avatar #86 to #85 - aulubear (01/08/2014) [-]
I bet you have PLENTY of shoes.
Like, look in your closet.

How many boxes of shoes?

And then look in your drawers just in case there are shoes there too.
User avatar #87 to #86 - FUUUU (01/08/2014) [-]
I only have like 5 pairs of shoes.
User avatar #88 to #87 - aulubear (01/08/2014) [-]
I have one pair and a pair of boots.

I THINK YOU CAN SURVIVE.
Three should be enough.
One pair of high heels to look attractive to everyone in the world EXCEPT me.
One pair of regular shoes for regular stuff
And one pair of slipper-shoes.
User avatar #89 to #88 - FUUUU (01/08/2014) [-]
Can't wear high heels at all.
Slippers and regular shoes yes, but for work I need to have things that go with slim pants and baggier pants, that also cover up the tattoo on my foot. Dress boots don't go with baggy pants. :p
User avatar #90 to #89 - aulubear (01/08/2014) [-]
Yeaaa.

I GUESS.

Not shopping for shoes though. >:C

Leggings are just silly. And baggy pants should cover your legs anyways. :I
User avatar #91 to #90 - FUUUU (01/09/2014) [-]
They do, but if you wear dress boots with baggy dress pants your feet look weird.
User avatar #93 to #91 - aulubear (01/09/2014) [-]
Also nice tease. <.< >.>
User avatar #92 to #91 - aulubear (01/09/2014) [-]
..Yea.
Very good point.

Wear your sneakers for that. :3
User avatar #94 to #92 - FUUUU (01/09/2014) [-]
You don't look professional in sneakers, bub. Also, thanks for the compliment.
User avatar #95 to #94 - aulubear (01/09/2014) [-]
Yeaaa. ..

Wait. Baggy dress pants?

Where do you even find those? I didn't know they existed. :I

Also the compliment was because your boobs look huge and I love boobs.
User avatar #97 to #95 - FUUUU (01/09/2014) [-]
I mean, baggy compared to most dress pants. I just bought a pair of dress pants that are pretty loose. They look nice, they're just not as slim as the dress pants you see the most.
User avatar #98 to #97 - aulubear (01/09/2014) [-]
Ooooh. Okey. :3
pants that are too slim are always uncomfortable.

At least, for me, as a guy.

Dunno how you girls feel about tight pants. Hugging your legs maybe?
XD
#78 - ugabz (01/08/2014) [-]
that declining of friend request was very cold
User avatar #79 to #78 - FUUUU (01/08/2014) [-]
I'm sorry?
User avatar #80 to #79 - ugabz (01/08/2014) [-]
no need
just take all these requests as a compliment
User avatar #81 to #80 - FUUUU (01/08/2014) [-]
Not really sure why I declined it. Feel free to send me another one.
#75 - evilblimp (01/06/2014) [-]
You are very beautiful
User avatar #76 to #75 - FUUUU (01/06/2014) [-]
Thank you.
#77 to #76 - evilblimp (01/06/2014) [-]
NP and hope we will see more of you in the future ^^
#69 - aulubear (12/30/2013) [-]
I forgot why I tried to add you.
User avatar #70 to #69 - FUUUU (12/30/2013) [-]
Ten dollars says my **** pictures. That's why everyone adds me.
User avatar #72 to #70 - aulubear (12/30/2013) [-]
Oh. Now I see.

Well, sorry.
User avatar #71 to #70 - aulubear (12/30/2013) [-]
You had **** pictures?
User avatar #73 to #71 - FUUUU (12/30/2013) [-]
It's all right. Yes, I post **** somewhat often.
User avatar #74 to #73 - aulubear (12/30/2013) [-]
Aaaaahuh. Well, that's neato. :3 Maybe I'll take a look.
User avatar #67 - testing (10/23/2013) [-]
If 1=1 then does 1=1?
#62 - twi (06/13/2013) [-]
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#63 to #62 - FUUUU (06/13/2013) [-]
hi twi
hi twi
User avatar #64 to #63 - twi (06/13/2013) [-]
hi der :3
#66 to #65 - twi (06/13/2013) [-]
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kissie kissie
User avatar #60 - imthedrizzle (06/05/2013) [-]
Made the chive you did
User avatar #61 to #60 - FUUUU (06/06/2013) [-]
OH MY GOD YAY
User avatar #55 - screenlooker (05/31/2013) [-]
Thank you for the accept Have a lovely night.
#52 - doubleac (05/30/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZyhB1-Yb4U
I don't know you aha, but the chorus of the song is what I thought when I saw your pic xp
P.s. hopefully you like this song :p
User avatar #54 to #52 - FUUUU (05/31/2013) [-]
I liked it a lot. :3
#59 to #54 - doubleac (06/01/2013) [-]
Aha but the lyric also reigns true that I'd "really like to get to know you!"
#58 to #54 - doubleac (06/01/2013) [-]
Haha my friend showed it to me. I thought it was such an odd combination of lyrics and guitar, but that just made it so good
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#49 to #47 - FUUUU (05/30/2013) [-]
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#45 - maxxilevi (05/27/2013) [-]
Hey, thanks for the add
and you have an amazing body, keep posting
#44 - agrael (05/27/2013) [-]
I actually had to google what the hell KCCO was o.O
User avatar #48 to #44 - FUUUU (05/30/2013) [-]
GET ON OUR LEVEL
User avatar #57 to #48 - xxsnappyxx (06/01/2013) [-]
Keep calm chive on ;D
#50 to #48 - agrael (05/30/2013) [-]
Meh, I checked it out, not my cup of tea, too much effort required.
User avatar #51 to #50 - FUUUU (05/30/2013) [-]
Oh, I see, the level's too high for you. I get it.
#53 to #51 - agrael (05/30/2013) [-]
Waaay over my head
#37 - rprzombie (04/08/2013) [-]
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Cute girl replied to my comment, Never got to read it because image expired. FML </3
#38 to #37 - FUUUU (04/08/2013) [-]
I actually deleted it because suddenly judgement, judgment everywhere.
I actually deleted it because suddenly judgement, judgment everywhere.
User avatar #39 to #38 - rprzombie (04/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, I found that pretty unnecessary personally.
#40 to #39 - FUUUU (04/09/2013) [-]
Why criticize my reasoning instead of enjoying boobies?
Why criticize my reasoning instead of enjoying boobies?
#41 to #40 - rprzombie (04/09/2013) [-]
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Yeah, I thought it was a little hypocritical how judgmental everyone got about it. Personally I was just enjoying the view. <3
User avatar #42 to #41 - FUUUU (04/09/2013) [-]
Someone was like "This is why girls don't get respect" and I said "You act like I posted my tits on **** to get respect." Aren't all the girls on **** posting to get some sort of confidence boost like I was?
User avatar #56 to #42 - gunthar (06/01/2013) [-]
hi I read your comment and though you should know that you're beautiful you could upload pictures of yourself fully clothed and every body would like them. unless you didit in **** where every body is just horny.
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#43 to #42 - rprzombie (04/10/2013) [-]
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Basically I think most are, but they don't specifically write it (even though its true) so they don't typically get the same reaction.

For whatever its worth, I thought you looked really hot. You have a gorgeous body.

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