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#93 - Actually, I work at a bank right now. So don't assume ****. I'…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2013 on Ihop +1
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#94 - hoponthefeelstrain (12/05/2013) [-]
What counts as deserving a tip may differ between you and I. I don't mind not being tipped, the only time I get mad fi I don't get one is if the couple is extremely messy, constantly spilling things and whatever. A lot of people don't tip maids when they stay at hotels or motels. And don't get pissy cause I assumed when in the beginning you assumed I worked outside of the states.
#81 - Well that's all fine and dandy for you, but what about the res…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/05/2013 on Ihop 0
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#82 - hoponthefeelstrain (12/05/2013) [-]
I should be able to spend my money when and how I want. It's a nice gesture to tip but you don't HAVE to tip. If you had to tip it would be included in the bill. I've worked making 3.30 an hour before. Maybe instead of telling the customers where they can and can't eat, maybe you should find a better job? But you don't like the idea of having to look for a different job because the job market is small. A lot of people are struggling, not just you. And if your tips don't average out to minimum wage then the company has to pay the gap.
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#93 - FUUUU (12/05/2013) [-]
Actually, I work at a bank right now. So don't assume shit. I'm not struggling, but I did when I worked in the service industry. No, not every company has to even it out. When I worked at a Jordanian restaurant, if I didn't make at least CO's minimum wage, that was too bad. Yeah, spend your money on whatever you want, but if you go out to eat and don't tip someone, you are essentially fucking them over. A lot of businesses are switching to taxing the food one sells, not their tips. They are pretty much paying a part of that bill for the customer. Someone I worked with was taxed so much on her check from the food she sold that she had to pay the restaurant. I understand tips are obviously not required, but right now with the way waitstaff is paid, it's essential for someone's survival. No, don't tip someone if they give you shitty service just because they need tips to live, but if someone deserves a tip, just fucking tip them. If you can't afford to tip someone with your meal, you should probably be spending that money at a grocery store anyways. You can get more for 20$ at a grocery store than you can at an IHOP or pizza place.
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#94 - hoponthefeelstrain (12/05/2013) [-]
What counts as deserving a tip may differ between you and I. I don't mind not being tipped, the only time I get mad fi I don't get one is if the couple is extremely messy, constantly spilling things and whatever. A lot of people don't tip maids when they stay at hotels or motels. And don't get pissy cause I assumed when in the beginning you assumed I worked outside of the states.
#70 - If you can't afford to tip, don't go out to eat. You'll probab…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/05/2013 on Ihop 0
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#72 - hoponthefeelstrain (12/05/2013) [-]
I do, I live in Virginia. And really it's not the customers job to pay our bills. They shouldn't have to pay for their meal and extra, in all honesty the company is just being greedy making the customers pay you livable wages. Some advice I can give you if you can work for a mom and pop business, not a big one like maybe Apple bee's or fridays. I left Chili's to work for a small pizza place and I get paid 8.25 and I keep my tips, we don't share them. Also minimum wage is 7.25 here, now I don't get healthcare because it's only a part time job but my boss pays me over minimum wage and I keep my tips and I make about 20-30 dollars in tips a day (I work 4 hour shifts).
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#81 - FUUUU (12/05/2013) [-]
Well that's all fine and dandy for you, but what about the rest of the people who aren't getting paid like you? It's customary to tip in the United States. If you're not going to tip, don't go out and eat. There's some places in the US where people make 2.83/hour or something ridiculous like that when they're waiters.
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#82 - hoponthefeelstrain (12/05/2013) [-]
I should be able to spend my money when and how I want. It's a nice gesture to tip but you don't HAVE to tip. If you had to tip it would be included in the bill. I've worked making 3.30 an hour before. Maybe instead of telling the customers where they can and can't eat, maybe you should find a better job? But you don't like the idea of having to look for a different job because the job market is small. A lot of people are struggling, not just you. And if your tips don't average out to minimum wage then the company has to pay the gap.
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#93 - FUUUU (12/05/2013) [-]
Actually, I work at a bank right now. So don't assume shit. I'm not struggling, but I did when I worked in the service industry. No, not every company has to even it out. When I worked at a Jordanian restaurant, if I didn't make at least CO's minimum wage, that was too bad. Yeah, spend your money on whatever you want, but if you go out to eat and don't tip someone, you are essentially fucking them over. A lot of businesses are switching to taxing the food one sells, not their tips. They are pretty much paying a part of that bill for the customer. Someone I worked with was taxed so much on her check from the food she sold that she had to pay the restaurant. I understand tips are obviously not required, but right now with the way waitstaff is paid, it's essential for someone's survival. No, don't tip someone if they give you shitty service just because they need tips to live, but if someone deserves a tip, just fucking tip them. If you can't afford to tip someone with your meal, you should probably be spending that money at a grocery store anyways. You can get more for 20$ at a grocery store than you can at an IHOP or pizza place.
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#94 - hoponthefeelstrain (12/05/2013) [-]
What counts as deserving a tip may differ between you and I. I don't mind not being tipped, the only time I get mad fi I don't get one is if the couple is extremely messy, constantly spilling things and whatever. A lot of people don't tip maids when they stay at hotels or motels. And don't get pissy cause I assumed when in the beginning you assumed I worked outside of the states.
#18 - Picture 12/04/2013 on A Man Once Told Me +27
#6916476 - I know I'm late, but I'll post anyways. First, look a… 12/04/2013 on Horse Club +1
#99 - I was at a lake in Fountain for a bbq, and it was really windy… 12/04/2013 on Maximum nope 0
#97 - That last one always ******* gets me. 12/04/2013 on (untitled) 0
#326 - If people call it a "peaceful" protest and then hara…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/03/2013 on Fucking Riots 0
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#333 - ixcarnifexxi (12/03/2013) [-]
Yea they don't assault them. I don't know where you heard that? Protesters wouldn't fight each other, what will they fight over? Who has a stronger opinion towards the same thing?
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#332 - nightmaren (12/03/2013) [-]
List one example that OP supplied here of protesters behaving like that.

He's not talking about a specific protest. He's talking about protesters in general, and he's fucking retarded if he thinks that's what most protests are like. So are you. I haven't heard of any protests recently that ended in violence, let alone violent because of the protesters (excluding riots), so your statement is just fucking stupid.
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#381 - ixcarnifexxi (12/03/2013) [-]
The protest in Beijing, the one Forbidden City was written about, people sat in a park and the government called a martial law and soldiers killed innocent people.
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#393 - nightmaren (12/04/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's pretty different though because China was like a communist dictatorship or some shit.
#337 - anon (12/03/2013) [-]
all OP is saying this that when a Peaceful protest becomes a "Peaceful" protest is when you should leave. He isn't complaining at all about people who are going out of they way to participate in a REAL peaceful protest. Just saying that participants of said protest that go rowdy are claiming that their rights are being infringed upon after they have already elicited a response from the police via illegal harassment.
#293 - BIRTHDAAAAAAAAAAAAAY 12/03/2013 on Hey Everyone. +1
#4 - On average=/=100% of the time.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2013 on 140 yr old mom, 5 yr old son 0
#7 - cbh (12/02/2013) [-]
On average seems more right. Some probably die at alittle older and some alittle younger. Also some of them may die young of diseases
#754 - Creepy Bikini Enforcer 12/02/2013 on Mine's Maximum Thong Assault +1
#79 - One of my old coworkers was married to an English ambassador, … 12/01/2013 on Meanwhile in Russia... 0
#63 - It's not the government who does it. It's retail chains. They … 12/01/2013 on Black Friday Emergency... +1
#157 - I have no ass, so my butt is pretty much a cliff. A steep drop-off. 12/01/2013 on I confirm this. 0
#69 - Picture 11/30/2013 on I confirm this. +5
#66 - I bet you look like this right now, you big baby.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/30/2013 on I confirm this. +4
#67 - poorlyred (11/30/2013) [-]
Noooo...
#69 - FUUUU (11/30/2013) [-]
#64 - YOU'RE JUST MAD BECAUSE I GOT INTO HARVARD.  [+] (4 new replies) 11/30/2013 on I confirm this. +6
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#65 - poorlyred (11/30/2013) [-]
#66 - FUUUU (11/30/2013) [-]
I bet you look like this right now, you big baby.
#67 - poorlyred (11/30/2013) [-]
Noooo...
#69 - FUUUU (11/30/2013) [-]
#61 - 9/11?  [+] (7 new replies) 11/30/2013 on I confirm this. +8
#143 - thesinful (12/01/2013) [-]
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#63 - poorlyred (11/30/2013) [-]
My, that date was poorlyread
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#64 - FUUUU (11/30/2013) [-]
YOU'RE JUST MAD BECAUSE I GOT INTO HARVARD.
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#65 - poorlyred (11/30/2013) [-]
#66 - FUUUU (11/30/2013) [-]
I bet you look like this right now, you big baby.
#67 - poorlyred (11/30/2013) [-]
Noooo...
#69 - FUUUU (11/30/2013) [-]
#59 - At least you got attention from father!  [+] (9 new replies) 11/30/2013 on I confirm this. +4
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#60 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (11/30/2013) [-]
... You and I both know that father wasn't as nice as mother.
December 23th, 1996... Do you remember what happened that day?
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#61 - FUUUU (11/30/2013) [-]
9/11?
#143 - thesinful (12/01/2013) [-]
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#63 - poorlyred (11/30/2013) [-]
My, that date was poorlyread
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#64 - FUUUU (11/30/2013) [-]
YOU'RE JUST MAD BECAUSE I GOT INTO HARVARD.
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#65 - poorlyred (11/30/2013) [-]
#66 - FUUUU (11/30/2013) [-]
I bet you look like this right now, you big baby.
#67 - poorlyred (11/30/2013) [-]
Noooo...
#69 - FUUUU (11/30/2013) [-]
#57 - Actually, I'm your sister  [+] (11 new replies) 11/30/2013 on I confirm this. +11
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#58 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (11/30/2013) [-]
Figures.
You were always mother's favorite.
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#59 - FUUUU (11/30/2013) [-]
At least you got attention from father!
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#60 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (11/30/2013) [-]
... You and I both know that father wasn't as nice as mother.
December 23th, 1996... Do you remember what happened that day?
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#61 - FUUUU (11/30/2013) [-]
9/11?
#143 - thesinful (12/01/2013) [-]
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#63 - poorlyred (11/30/2013) [-]
My, that date was poorlyread
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#64 - FUUUU (11/30/2013) [-]
YOU'RE JUST MAD BECAUSE I GOT INTO HARVARD.
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#65 - poorlyred (11/30/2013) [-]
#66 - FUUUU (11/30/2013) [-]
I bet you look like this right now, you big baby.
#67 - poorlyred (11/30/2013) [-]
Noooo...
#69 - FUUUU (11/30/2013) [-]
#21 - Oh, how I know that feeling. I have no ass, so …  [+] (4 new replies) 11/30/2013 on I confirm this. +18
#120 - dross (12/01/2013) [-]
>category three dickin' panties
>dickin' panties that don't hang off my butt-cliffs

Women: What the fuck?
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#157 - FUUUU (12/01/2013) [-]
I have no ass, so my butt is pretty much a cliff. A steep drop-off.
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#155 - twistedwoodthing (12/01/2013) [-]
I can't comment on the whole butt cliffs thing, but by category three dickin' panties I meant they were in the third category in the post, the ones where you thought you might be getting some dick. I thought they were sexy.
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#75 - danniegurl (11/30/2013) [-]
same here
#19 - I can confirm, I am panties.  [+] (18 new replies) 11/30/2013 on I confirm this. +173
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#137 - greenstrongworld (12/01/2013) [-]
But then who was woman?
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#99 - earloflemondgrab (11/30/2013) [-]
Hi panties, I'm dad.
#55 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (11/30/2013) [-]
Brother.
#57 - FUUUU (11/30/2013) [-]
Actually, I'm your sister
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#58 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (11/30/2013) [-]
Figures.
You were always mother's favorite.
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#59 - FUUUU (11/30/2013) [-]
At least you got attention from father!
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#60 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (11/30/2013) [-]
... You and I both know that father wasn't as nice as mother.
December 23th, 1996... Do you remember what happened that day?
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#61 - FUUUU (11/30/2013) [-]
9/11?
#143 - thesinful (12/01/2013) [-]
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#63 - poorlyred (11/30/2013) [-]
My, that date was poorlyread
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#64 - FUUUU (11/30/2013) [-]
YOU'RE JUST MAD BECAUSE I GOT INTO HARVARD.
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#65 - poorlyred (11/30/2013) [-]
#66 - FUUUU (11/30/2013) [-]
I bet you look like this right now, you big baby.
#67 - poorlyred (11/30/2013) [-]
Noooo...
#69 - FUUUU (11/30/2013) [-]
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#28 - mrshrapnel (11/30/2013) [-]
I confirm can, panties am I.
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#32 - leetpwnzer (11/30/2013) [-]
I confirm can, Panties I am, green eggs and ham, Sam I am.
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#45 - stipulateprism (11/30/2013) [-]
Panties can confirm, I am I.
#99 - I love that creepypasta. 11/30/2013 on Did You Know Compilation 3 0
#40 - Picture 11/30/2013 on I Must Dance +2
#89 - My dog is just beyond spoiled. 11/24/2013 on Dogs are amazing 0
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#140 - rubusguy
(04/28/2016) [-]
> your body is 2 sweet 4 me
#138 - aulubear
(04/27/2016) [-]
Hey, do you mind if I try to cook a full course meal on your body?

Maybe just sausage though.
#135 - niimajneb
(03/15/2016) [-]
wanna trade dick pics?
#136 to #135 - FUUUU
(03/16/2016) [-]
Mine's probably bigger.
#137 to #136 - niimajneb
(03/16/2016) [-]
Oho, do we have a challenge? I'll have you know I've yet to lose a dick measuring contest so far.
#134 - dastor
(03/12/2016) [-]
You have a really awesome body, girl! May I ask... When will we see your boobs again?
#133 - herrfritz
(02/25/2016) [-]
i dub thee
purger of the perverted paladin!
#131 - themarineelite
(02/15/2016) [-]
Hi, just wanna say you have a fantastic body, and happy valentines.
#132 to #131 - FUUUU
(02/15/2016) [-]
Thanks doll face!
#128 - rubusguy
(02/14/2016) [-]
Nice ass
pretty tattoo
Great legs
Kindest face, my heart is yours if you chose 2

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY , sweet-cheeks

#129 to #128 - FUUUU
(02/14/2016) [-]
You're very sweet.
#130 to #129 - rubusguy
(02/14/2016) [-]
Not as much as seeing U happy, my angel
#119 - Elk
(01/20/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** You really should put that picture back up. I thought you were really pretty.
#120 to #119 - FUUUU
(01/24/2015) [-]
That made one of you guys. Haha. But thank you.
#121 to #120 - Elk
(01/24/2015) [-]
What?
#122 to #121 - FUUUU
(02/21/2015) [-]
I meant that you seem to be the only one to enjoy the photo.
#123 to #122 - Elk
(02/21/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"****Elk rolled image** Because you had a really weird expression in it. You're very pretty.
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** Because you had a really weird expression in it. You're very pretty.
#124 to #123 - Elk
(02/21/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** Oops, I didn't realize it said that in my original comment. I didn't mean to repeat myself.
#125 to #124 - DevilsCalling ONLINE
(02/07/2016) [-]
Elk you old seadog what the **** are YOU of all people calling a girl pretty for? my little **** nemesis...
#126 to #125 - Elk
(02/07/2016) [-]
Just trying to boost her confidence.
#127 to #126 - DevilsCalling ONLINE
(02/07/2016) [-]
jesus..never thought id see the day you compliment a **** girl
#139 to #127 - tridaak
(04/28/2016) [-]
Same...
#117 - plataeiou
(01/18/2015) [-]
Welcome back!



Your dreams were your ticket out
#118 to #117 - Elk
(01/19/2015) [-]
Pretty sure she got scared away.
#116 - breadposter
(06/23/2014) [-]
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